Clean up on aisle…”F*ck this sh*t, I quit.”
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CLEAN UP IN ISLE #7
October 28th, 2013
This is what happens when any freaking dog is abled to be registered as a therapy dog. It used to be that service dogs helped those who truly needed it, like the disabled or blind and only those dogs were allowed into restaurants and grocery stores. Now you can say you have anxiety and need your dog with you at all times so you can cope (Ashley Doofus Judd has to have a gazillion of her animals on the set with her because she’s a nut job). We are living amongst history’s biggest idiots. I hate it when people bring their lap dogs into the super market. Seriously people, leave your damn dog at home! I don’t want it sniffing around the food I’m about to purchase and feed to my family. Okay, I’m done.
Someone’s service dog perhaps?
See what happens when people can say their dog is a therapy dog because they have anxiety and need to have their stupid dog with them at all times. I hate it when people bring their dogs into the grocery (other than for-real service dogs for the truly handicapped and blind). I don’t appreciate people bringing their dogs around the food I’m about to purchase and feed to my family. At least true service dogs are well behaved and trained. These other “therapy” dogs aren’t. It’s ridiculous. Leave your damn dog home!
That’s not poop! It is something dry like cookies or something.
Just in case you think this is fake……think again. The stuff you see in the rest rooms/unimaginable.
Wow. Pop Tarts and sharts, all in the same aisle. I would absolutely walk out of that store, check my shoes, and never return.
they were saving that shit.
Walmart upper management shows off their new health insurance benefits
i have and never will do a #2 in an aisle, but i did have some stomach flu when i was 8 or 9 and puked all the way down a walmart aisle before. but luckily there was a nice older employee that gave me some peppermints to help settle my stomach.
How in hell does that happen? Just HOW IN HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?
Happy trails to you.
Pam from the TV Series “Archer” would say, “Holy Shit Snacks”…
see what happens when they put the new Taco Bell inside the wal-mart don’t ya!!
Service dog? I’ve never seen a dog shit while walking. That definately ran down someones leg.
This reminds me of when somebody puked in front of the registers at the Walmart in East Dundee, IL. Instead of opening registers farther from the barf, they made customers checkout right next to the stinking mess. They kept paging a manager who didn’t respond. Employees in the Eye Boutique across from the registers were holding their noses and laughing at the staff running around trying to figure out what to do without the manager’s “direction.” Finally, somebody thought to run to Pets and get cat litter to dump over the puke, and they got the cart attendant to sweep everything up…what a job.
Did someone ride a Clydesdale through there??
Heck in with the quality of people in Walmart im not sure if you need to notify maintenance to clean it up or the lost n found or claim this POS as a lost family member
yes its sad … there is vets who need service dogs for ptsd .so yes there ppl who need service dogs for other reasons .
Yet ANOTHER reason why WhoreMart is a shitty place to work!
Don't blame the dog
I’m guessing someone’s kid who crapped and dumped the mother lode. I do NOT think this is a dog because dogs STOP and squat. They don’t walk and crap. So for those of you who are dissing dogs, stop it.
I work in retail and I have see parents IGNORE their pleading child who needed to go potty, only to have the child pee his pants. Right there in the store. Fabulous job, parents!! No scarring there.
And FYI I have seen an elderly woman who suddenly decided it was time to go potty, just GO right there where she was standing. Not a nice visual and not pleasant for those of us who were working that day.
Somebody better lay off of the Halloween candy.
Probably a SERVICE dog. Therapy dogs are allowed in rental units that normally do not allow pets but require a prescription from a doctor. However, they do not have the same rights as service animals and therefore are not allowed in public places without special permission. Do your research, people.
P.S. Walmart employees don’t get paid enough to deal with that shit (pun intended)
wow and the restrooms are always right at the front of the store. I guess you did not see the sign. maybe someone needs some depends.
I don’t think it is dog poop. I think some sow shit all over the floor. sick #%ck
That can’t be Walmart… Their customers would have pushed their shopping carts right through it not noticing, because it looks just like the rest of the store.
Imagine graduating college with an advanced degree, having high hopes of a great job and an awesome life. Then one day the only job you can get is in the corporate offices of Wal-Mart. Pictures like this one give you a stark reminder of the absolute bottom of the barrel demographic you service to. I’d rather work in a homeless shelter.
Someone must be eating the Sams brand food before they leave Walmart.
That’s why I like shopping at Kmart. You can ship your pants there, butt not Walmart. Hee-re, cuss-tomers can SHEE-IT their pants here.
Dogs are definately NOT allowed in a shop or public building here in Australia unless they are a registered service dog and you have to be blind or deaf to get one. You cannot say you need it because you are “stressed” . You would be told to **** off or laughed at depending on what mood the person at the disability office was in.
Thanks so much for this photo. I had thought that when I came over to your great country next Feb that I would go and look at a Walmart to see what it is all about. I am a bit worried about going into one now.
October 29th, 2013
I’ve done that too, Lynsey. but it was usually after too many Jager shots and without the kind employee!
had to be a fat woman ..that’s a lot of shit
Probably someone’s kid. I would rather have dogs in the store than
some of these disgusting people you see. You know the dog is cleaner.
Billy Beef Cake
I would like to point out the fact that there are many types of service dogs, that may not appear to be your typical German Shepherd. For example many people that have Seizures have dogs that are able to alert them to an oncoming seizure. Many people may choose not to identify their dog as being a service dog for their own privacy, and in many states no outward identifying markers are required, however, in a place that carries or serves food, it would be prudent for the staff to politely ask customer to provide required documentation.
I work in regional management for a prominent retail chain and have had this exact issue in many of my stores.
HAHAH-This is post “recession” America….the only job a college grad is getting is IN THE WALMART.
This post made me laugh about the thought that getting a degree means a good job. I have a MS Degree and I have worked minimum wage in a hospital after the downturn.
@Bluedog It really depends on the neighborhood the Walmart is in. There is one not too, too far from where I live. While I rarely shop there (they have cheap greens in bulk for my pet tortoise) it is always clean, well stocked, and organized when I do.
I see the occasional so called “Wal-creature” and I guess that would include rude people, but again, the store appears to be clean.
On the other hand, where I used to work, which was in the downtown area of my city, there was on I would go to on my lunch break because I was bored and it was the only thing around that wasn’t a restaurant. It was so filthy that I wanted to wear a hazmat suit and it seemed to be chock full of so called “Wal-creatures”.
October 30th, 2013
This was probably a little kid, or even a really embarrassed adult. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a kid in diapers whose diaper couldn’t handle the load, or even a younger kid out (or working on getting out) of diapers who did’t want to tell their parent, or was distracted. Even if it was a kid who asked their parent to go to the bathroom, it’s not so unreasonable to ask them to wait, and most kids don’t want to tell their parents they have diarrhea, or don’t know what it is. For all we know, they could’ve been sprinting to the bathroom when it happened. It’s still gross and they should’ve come back to clean it, but may have been embarrassed or have been busy cleaning their or their kids clothing and ass. All I’m saying is don’t rule out any possibilities.
November 1st, 2013
That wasnt a dog, they don’t walk and shit, probably someone’s kid that couldn’t hold it any longer or some degenerate that thought it would be all right to shit right where they are.
Had this happen once at work in retail the management scooped it up with a shovel laughing then moped,I went asked him if he went in the ladies room and he said no .So here I go find a poor sobbing older lady trying to clean her pants ,who would not let me call her husband cause she was scared he would be mad at her.She had a condition ( can’t remember what )twenty minutes and eight washcloths later she was able to leave the store with a little dignity,it made me cry.We shouldn’t judge.
November 2nd, 2013
This has happened in the Rolla, MO store as well. Except it was from grocery doors all the way to the bathroom more than 10 feet away.
November 4th, 2013
This wasn’t a dog. I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised at the level of dumbassery in the comment section of a site geared to solely judge others though… Yeah, sometimes you have to wonder how people can leave the house in some of the get-ups they do, and how their friends and family could let them… but the real losers are the assholes who hide behind computer screens and pat themselves on the back for being so much better than thou. This was probably a child, sick person or more likely an elderly person. I sincerely hope this happens to each and every one of you who found this amusing, or are too damn stupid to know how dogs shit… Dear God, are you really that dumb?
March 9th, 2014
@TAMMY – There are people who have well-behaved and trained therapy dogs as well, so don’t be an ass and lump all therapy dogs together like that.
Also, if you guys had ever been around a dog, you might know that they do not poop in a line like that.
March 18th, 2014