Someone seems extremely passive aggressive about what appears to be a totally empty parking lot. What do you guys think? Overreaction or do you hate dickhead parkers too?
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Way out far from the store, no biggie. Close in to the store, they’re a douche.
October 30th, 2013
I can’t stand people that do this! Hang ‘em up by their balls…or by their nipples, if it’s a woman!
I just hate dickhead parkers, wherever the hell they are. If they’re going to park like this in an empty lot, they’re going to (and do) park like this everywhere.
Look at the empty spaces. I’m betting he parked it that way to keep some real douche bag in an old beater from parking next to him and dinging his paint job. Save your little messages for the jerk parking in the handicap space without a permit.
Looks like a case of someone with OCD and a lot of free time…
I guess they get an A+ for spelling douche correctly.
over reaction? absolutely. there’s no one else parked around there, like you said. but i do hate those douchebag parking dipshits.
October 31st, 2013
Someone should liberate the vehicle from its incompetent driver.
That person putting that note is courageous. Good job sir or madam for taking the initiative. A lot of people need to learn how to park better.
That lot looks pretty empty to me too. The note writer was apparently having a bad day or really wanted those very same spots themselves, then again the writer could be the douche.
Well, we can’t see the whole parking lot, and there could be plenty of cars to the left of this van, meaning he’s not parked in a desolate area. Overall, not an overreaction. I hate arrogant parkers who park like they own a million dollar car when most of the time, they own a $4000 piece of crap.
I’ve had to park like this before. My mom is in a wheelchair and when there are no handicapped spaces available (you know who you are knee problem fatties!) we have to make sure and park so no one can park close on her side where we have to get the wheelchair around to get her in. This COULD be a mobility van! Looks like!
LOOKS LIKE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF HOT SPRINGS ARKANSAS. FULL OF PEOPLE WITH NOTHING TO DO AND ALL DAY TO DO IT, NO WHERE TO GO AND ALL DAY TO GET THERE, NOTHING TO SAY AND ALL DAY TO SAY IT. AND IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SMALLER VEHICLE. LIKE SAY A WHEELCHAIR IN A NURSING HOME.
Looks like someone needed a little extra space for a wheel chair. More than likely all the handicapped spots were being used by folks who probably didn’t really need them and this poor soul was left with no other choice. Doesn’t look like the spaces are up front or causing a problem for shoppers so it looks like note writer is the real douche.
I agree – “Way out far from the store, no biggie. Close in to the store, they’re a douche.”
An empty parking lot, and a random person decided to be stupid……and write that?? If that was a packed lot, I would understand, but it’s not.
People park like that in wide open areas to discourage ANYONE from parking near their precious “babies”. When I see this I leave a note saying “I’ve got your license number and picture of your car. If I EVER see you park like this again I’ll key the whole vehicle”. So far no repeats. My brother did this once at a bar with his one day old truck. When he came out his whole truck was gouged and scratched.
I also agree, “Way out from the store, no biggie. Close in to the store, they’re a douche, especially if they’re parking in a handicap space w/o a card or plate.”
However, I’ve seen a need for some handicapped users to park that way because the designated spots were too narrow as well.
I’m a big guy, so I park like that to keep some retard from parking too close to me, making have to limbo to get in my car. But I park near the end of the parking lot.
Many places have narrow spaces(including my workplace, which is chock full of fatties). There is one area Walmart that actually has wide and angled spaces, making parking issue-free.
November 1st, 2013
That douche would have gotten my key treatment. I’ve done it to a half dozen cars. The worst was on a brand new 2012 BMW 5 series. You take two parking spaces, that’s what happens to you.
This is my biggest pet peeve of all times! You get one spot to park in not two, regardless if the parking lot is empty or full! If you’re worried about your “high dollar” car getting messed up/scratched/hit then get a hoopdey and then you won’t have to worry anymore!
November 2nd, 2013
Man.. some of you guys are real dicks.
I hate this more than anything, but I’m not gonna key and ruin someone’s paint job over it.
Pulling the pins out of their tire valves, though. Much more sensible.
Still, though.. if its in the wilderness like this I don’t really care.
November 4th, 2013
I used to drive one of these vans with a wheelchair lift the handicap spots are to narrow and the lift ends up in the lane of traffic when down so I would drive to the end of the lot and park in 4 spaces so I was out of the road and no one could park beside me if they chose to park in the end of the lot so I could get my girls in and out of the van with no issues so it is highly likely that is what this person was doing as well but in any case we are damned if we do and damned if we don’t from assholes who think they are entitled to complain about anything and everything that doesn’t affect them
November 5th, 2013
Guys like this should leave a note on their vehicle stating if they are parking this way because of a disabled person, but then, they should use a handicapped parking spot. Most places have plenty of them unused. If you are doing this so nobody dings your car, you are just asking for it to get keyed or dinged, so no sympathy. Park properly and park in the middle of the parking spot STRAIGHT. If you cannot, practice your parking.
March 15th, 2014