Um, wow. I don’t know what to say.

Uh… is it creeping anyone else out how well he wears these?

World’s first Cut ‘n’ Shut human!

totally fake. Photoshopped

making it work, lol

One of Dr. Frankenstein’s early projects.

Thats not fake. It’s taken with a crappy camera phone. It’s legit.

Maybe he/she just forgot to put their wig on this morning.

Photoshop pics should not count. This is a fake. Look at the blurriness between the cart and his skirt. This is wrong, like steroids in baseball.

those boots are great! but he needs to get his hair did…

I love his boots!

my first thought was photshop, too… talk about bird legs…

He has nice legs for a man. Should I be thinking that…?

Whatever floats your boat………..

Oh good grief!!!!!!!!

Those are definately a womans legs… and a womans size feet. a dude that big on top would definately be bigger on bottom… totally fake, but still funny

Could be photoshopped, but it could just be poor cell phone quality.

His upper half dives on his lower half. He turns himself on constantly.

Why yes .. this is a bugle boy skirt I am wearing…

I don’t care if it was photoshopped or not, those boots are cute!

Looks like Prince has aged horribly …

Please tell me this was for Holloween?

holy crap its mrs. garrison

got to admit. . .dude’s got some sexy legs

Wow, this guy wears bigger heels than I do!

He’s got legs!! He knows how to use them!!!

I like the boots! HAHA

Photoshopped….the rule is that your height is the distance from fingertip to fingertip, not shoulder to shoulder…either that or he is a parapalegic perched upon 2 “Christmas Story” leg lamps…

Dude, hes like a Centaur, except the bottom half of him isnt a horse.. its a women

I am leaning towards photochopped.

Fail.

Her legs are to skinny, tall boots and heels for shopping are tacky, and you DONT wear an open front shirt with that skirt. Bad form all the way around. BITCH!!

Not photoshopped. He’s just moving! Look at the shoulder.

I find this hilarious.

Looks like a real-life “mix and match” book — you know, the kind where you can flip the top and bottom of the page to create different animals, people, etc.

I’m disturbed because that looks like my dad from the back, and he is in Illinois.

That may be my favorite picture EVER on this site!!! AWESOME!!!;-)

OMG! Why in the world is he wearing that shirt with that outfit?!? It obviously “doesn’t go”!

I think that the look on the cashier’s face behind him says it all: “WTF?”

wig?

there is no specific focused point in the whole picture, but the closest is the left elbow or the sales girl, which is why the right hand side is so out of focus….definately camera shake… I don’t think this is photoshopped like you think…like someone else said, at least he’s covered up!

“Until you’ve walked a mile in my shoes” didn’t mean LITERALLY!!

Ok…if this isn’t photoshoped(and I’m not saying it is) then why is everything..lights,register etc blurry. But yet nothing on the left is blurry. Not to mention that the lights on the right side are all cockeyed.

nice shop, idiot ..

everybody is sexy at wallyworld,just keep your clothes on,please.

Yeeeeah. Dear Lord please tell me it’s photoshop, that upper body doesn’t belong with that lower body….

he has some seriouly scrawny legs to go with those shoulders…

Actually they’re a midget man and woman standing on top of eachother, pretending to be a tall person.

Being a professional digital artist, I put this pic through some test to determine if it was indeeed a fake. After a few tests, I can say, with confidence, that this pic is NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. It’s just a cross dresser with skinny legs.

Men should dress however they want/ Women crossdress all the time and it’s regarded as cool. And men try to do it and it;s bizzarre. I’m with this guy. More power to him. It’s clothes for christ sake. He’s not running around naked. If he likes dressing like that good for him.!

@3D Guy

Thanks, now I can say with confidence that I cannot tell men’s legs from women’s legs….this is how I felt when I learned Milli Vanilli was lip synching….just devastating

lmao, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

can you say photoshop

Is it wrong that I love love love his boots? Wrong. Yep, that’s what I thought.

I just looked at the photo in Photoshop. No weird blurs, no demarcation line. Its legit, just a crappy photo.

Should I be pissed off that this guy has better legs than I do?

1 more thought.
For those that think “it’s just his Halloween outfit”…
How much you think those boots cost? Pretty hard to find in mens sizes?
Either he’s real serious about Halloween OR he doesn’t just wear it for Halloween…

NNNNOOOOOO!!!! Damn it why did this douche have to be in Illinois.

I think the cross-dressing community, as well as the gay community, needs to do some outreach in rural and lower income areas. As more people in those areas get the courage to come out of the closet, they need someone to show them the ropes.

I worked at Wal-Mart all through college, and I can promise you that transvestites go to WalMart ALL THE TIME! Even in the conservative Midwest. But in the case of ones like this guy, I always wanted to let them know that this is not a hobby you should approach in a half-a**ed manner. It’s all or nothing, baby, so shave the rest of you and put on a wig!

HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

My mother wears a size 10 boot, which means a man can fit in. He’s clearly not trying to be crossover, since his bald head is out (no wig)… THIS GUY’S GOT BALLS! I HOPE!

@Copymistress

I did the same thing. Looks like an unaltered, crappy photo of some cross dresser. Doen’t seem to be Photoshopped at all.

It’s Captain eyeliner.

really this is way hot!!

I think he must have lost a bet ~ I think it’s funny

It’s Miss Garrison!

@3d guy.

this is the internet, you have no “ethos,” no credibility. No one does. I’m sorry, but I can’t take your word for it that you’re a professional, and I have to go with my first instinct: this is photoshopped.

the ceilings on the right side and left side of the photo are different. I wonder if the right side is blurred because the supports go the opposite direction.

even if you account for the *possible* movement of the shopping cart, the angle of the upper body is all wrong when compared to the lower body.

I know men (plural) who have very skinny legs due to various childhood illnesses and random genes. their legs are disproportional to each other and to their feet, and especially to their upper body. this photo includes perfectly shaped thighs and calves–as though from a woman.

this “gentleman” is leaning to his right, and yet the foot in the picture that has the most weight on it is the left, as indicated by the bend in the right knee. this is an awkward position for any human being.

even if you take the jacket off of the upper head, the man has a beefy neck and fairly broad shoulders. you usually find those features on men who have a reasonably developed muscular structure, which is counter to the scrawny legs featured in the photo.

the body language is all wrong. the upper half of the body is leaning on the cart, in an apparently relaxed position. the lower half is standing in an attitude of impatience or frustration. these two contradictory ideas usually (granted, only usually) aren’t found at the same time.

feel free to agree or disagree, i’m just sayin’

I vote: Not photoshopped.

His legs aren’t too small. Have you seen the pear with legs in the next photo? It’s possible people, it’s possible.

I’m too sexy for men’s clothes. Too sexy for men’s clothes…so sexy it hurts….hurts our eyes to look at him like THAT!

This guy must be homeless. I don’t think a gay would even go out dressed like that.

Along the same line as the missing line on the floor, the lights on the ceiling seem to bend at a weird angle too.

omg it’s Mr. Garrison!!

“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” seems to be drawing a new crowd these days…

Hmmmm… I agree with many of you, he bottom half is not right to the top half of the body -PHOTOSHOP!

S/he is picking a side, and it’s right in the middle! I think it’s great. If this is a real person and not photoshopped, this is one brave person. It takes a lot of guts (balls?) to be truly different in a world that demands gender conformity.

WTF!

Look at the visible wheel on the buggy in front of our ladyman. The wheel’s in relatively sharp focus in comparison with the rest of the cart to which it’s attached. That, the missing line on the floor, the odd color variations on the floor (look between his legs) and the weird dark line on his left leg, midthigh, leads me to believe it’s photoshopped.

Well played, though. Well played.

Its Ollllld Greggggg!!! XD

I thought this was taken at the walmart in TN…

I’d do him.

“WhatEVA girlfriend! You KNOW I look good!!”

“Excuse me, do you know where the catwalk is per chaunce?”

“My job said I had to go home and change because I violated our company’s dress code, and ethics code, and made them look bad. They’re just mad cause they don’t look this good in a skirt. BITCHES!!”

FAKE. Too bad.

lol…. is it wrong that I want to ask him where he got those boots? They are HOT!

Way to show off the legs cause you got nice ones…NOT! you make a better man!

Ken is right–this looks way too photoshopped to me. A guy that broad in the shoulders is NOT going to have girly legs like that, even if he shaved. I call fake.

Its’a Mister Potato Head with some of them witches legs stuck on.. seriously, I think he is sporting the full ensemble under that jacket with a nice wig waiting for him in the pick up parked outside

he is rockin the walmart dress code.khaki pants or skirt and a blue top. I wonder if he works there.