November 7th, 2009
Wintery Mix
Hey buddy, while you are on your cool bluetooth could you call the optometrist for me because you have permanently screwed up my vision. You might as well make an appointment for yourself while you’re at it because it’s obvious that you can’t see either.
Alabama
Wintery Mix,
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well…….at least he’s covered up…
November 7th, 2009
Maybe he’s part of Operation Snow Storm and he had to shop with his uniform on
November 7th, 2009
Somebody just can’t pick a season. Or a print.
November 7th, 2009
polar bears, flowers and snoflakes OH MY!
November 7th, 2009
do not mix prints with other prints, didn’t your mother teach you anything….
November 7th, 2009
Must be a butterfly hunter in full camo.
November 7th, 2009
Only in Alabama LOL musta just came out from the sticks
November 7th, 2009
Are you SURE this isn’t another Florida submission? For real, this looks like a snowbird.
November 7th, 2009
Of all the ones I’ve seen lately, this is the most tolerable.
November 7th, 2009
He might be extremely proudly of his Native ancestory,… just unsure of which tribe.
November 7th, 2009
If only we could see the footwear, I’m sure he’d be wearing a snow shoe on his left foot and a flip flop on his right.
November 7th, 2009
don’t forget to pick upp your contacts on the way ouut!
November 7th, 2009
WOW!!! A new “best photo” top contender for the next photo contest! I’m sure the judges will find it aesthetically appealing on many unexplainable levels.
November 7th, 2009
At least he’s got the colors coordinated. Almost.
Just trying to give credit…
November 7th, 2009
This has Salvation Army written all over it.
November 7th, 2009
atleast you can’t see his palm tree g-string underneath..
November 7th, 2009
http://www.rumorrat.com
November 7th, 2009
Is it bad that looking at him I wanna go “I’m blue, da ba dee da ba die”?
November 7th, 2009
Please don’t take your fashion lead from the home design shows… It is sometimes ok to match large florals and stripes in your living room but never on your body!
November 7th, 2009
He is standing in the nut aisle……imagine that!!
November 7th, 2009
Looks like this guy either got dressed in the dark or wasn’t wearing his glasses.
November 7th, 2009
LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CAME OFF THE GOLF COURSE TOO. JUST LIKE THE LAST GUY.
November 7th, 2009
I think I get it = In the Northern Hemisphere it’s SPRING and in the Southern Hempisphere it’s WINTER!!!!
November 7th, 2009
Uh oh, those could be his wife’s pants.
November 7th, 2009
I think he just rolled off the couch in his snuggie. How much you wanna bet he’s wearing crocs?
November 7th, 2009
If my great-grandmothers “davenport” and “throw rug” had a love child, and he was a colorblind fat man…
It would still be better than this tragedy!!!
November 7th, 2009
Whats cracking me up, is although his clothes look like salvation army’s rejects, his bluetooth says money? So which is it Frosty the Luau Man?
November 7th, 2009
His luao is on the bunny slope so he’s got it just right.
November 7th, 2009
I know its cool to mix patterns but this is a definite NO!
November 7th, 2009
awww poor guy obviously he is BLUE
November 7th, 2009
The Rose Parade called. They want their float back.
November 7th, 2009
Oh my gosh, well at least he has everything covered…..lol However if he’s trying to pick up women at Walmart, i’m sorry buddy aint gonna happen……lol
November 7th, 2009
Where’s Waldo?
November 7th, 2009
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Just like the ones I used to know…
Where the treetops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow…
November 7th, 2009
hey it matches , blue and white
November 7th, 2009
Guess what walmart is selling now? funny article!
http://hubpages.com/_2mgo4w268rcpx/hub/A-tisket-a-tasketWalMarts-selling-Caskets
November 7th, 2009
its not a vaction dude unless u think going to walmart is a trip to hawaii
November 7th, 2009
Oh god, those aren’t really polar bears on his pants…
November 7th, 2009
Thats a ecclectic ethnic clash mix
November 7th, 2009
Looks exactly like the color test pattern at the optometrists office! There’s bound to be a “13″ or a “73″ in there somewhere! It’s like a bloody “magic eye” puzzle!
November 7th, 2009
I think my retinas burned.
November 7th, 2009
Aloha ouch!
November 7th, 2009
In Alabama, this is high fashion.
November 7th, 2009
I think his parents should have continued picking out his clothes…
November 7th, 2009
Stylin’ for Alabama.
November 7th, 2009
Would this be an optical delusion?
November 7th, 2009
Today’s weather will be oddly warm up North, strangely chilly in the South…let’s go swimmin’/bundle up!?
November 7th, 2009
Well, at least he’s dressed. All over.
November 7th, 2009
“Blue pants, blue shirt, blue tooth. Yep, I’m color coordinated today. Let’s see the POWM critics find something wrong with THIS ensemble.”
November 7th, 2009
He’s celebrating the Indian Summer.
November 7th, 2009
I feel duzzy.
November 7th, 2009
That reminds me, I sure do miss my grandma!
November 7th, 2009
At least, Mr. Chubsywubsy isn’t wearin a pair of Daisy Dukes.
November 7th, 2009
Jeez that’s enough to bring on a seizure.
November 7th, 2009
Hey Buddy! Don’t forget to pickup some laundry detergent, looks like you need it. And while your at it, add common sense to your shopping list.
November 7th, 2009
Perhaps he’s sleepshopping?
November 7th, 2009
Canadian Tourist going south to Florida had to stop for BEER. AYE.
November 7th, 2009
That’s funny! This is what happend when you leave the house without your wife seeing what you have on.
November 7th, 2009
A tale of two hemispheres.
November 7th, 2009
HOw much you wanna bet he’s from Eastern Europe? Just a wild and crazy guy…
November 7th, 2009
Damn, you guys can’t tell the difference between flowers and snowflakes???
November 7th, 2009
GOOD GOD! He’s like a walking China Plate!
I guess he misinderstood “Mikasa-wares” as “Mikasa-wears”.
November 7th, 2009
very festivise
November 8th, 2009
It seems to be a new type of camo – tropical tundra?
November 8th, 2009
I have those same exact pants!
November 8th, 2009
I think somebody needs Garanimals….
November 8th, 2009
Okay, I’m making two new rules for wearing pajamas in public:
1–DON’T.
2–However, if you must, they are required to
a–Coordinate
b–Be appropriate for your gender
November 8th, 2009
thats hot hot hot, grrrrrrrrrr
November 8th, 2009
A man for all seasons…
November 8th, 2009
at least he matches. That’s an upgrade over most of the outfits we see on here.
November 8th, 2009
I don’t know why the hell anyone’s bitching about Alabama.
I happen to live in Alabama, and in a good part of Alabama.
Just because he can’t match a shirt and pants doesn’t mean everyone here is stupid.
People are ignorant.
That is like saying everyone in Texas is fat.
Seriously? Grow a brain-cell dipshits.
November 8th, 2009
He looks like he should have been the slip cover for my mother’s couch. If you could hear colors it would sound like a car wreck!
November 8th, 2009
Hopefully it doesn’t get too warm down in alabama because those pants might melt.
November 8th, 2009
I think I just threw up my mouth a little. Yep, I did.
November 8th, 2009
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yep, I did.
November 8th, 2009
Garanimals!!!!
November 9th, 2009
Garanimals!!!
November 9th, 2009
Look! The new styles from Vera Bradley are out!
(don’t ask how I know)
November 9th, 2009
its a psychadelic freakout man!wow!
November 9th, 2009
Oh, look, it’s a schooner… no, it’s a sailboat… no, you stupidhead, a schooner IS a sailboat.
November 10th, 2009
Glad to see my granny’s old curtains are going to good use. I would rather see those ridiculous patterns any day than what is underneath!
November 10th, 2009
OMG!!!! i saw this guy… in Wisconsin! how creepy is that! Maybe they are multiplying… breeding… body snatchers…..
November 10th, 2009
Hey look its a magic eye!!!
November 15th, 2009
This would not apply to my local super-wal-mart. It actually has an optometrist office and vision center IN the store.
November 17th, 2009
I saw that outfit on special at the Hilo sotre on the big Island. He left out the size15WWW pumps in saftey Orange $6.67.
November 18th, 2009
He made his clothes out of old curtains and couches
November 20th, 2009
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