November 5th, 2009
Trap Door
You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy!
Florida
Trap Door,
You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy!
Florida
Trap Door,
271 Comments, Comment or Ping
Another piece of human waste to flush through the cashier colon.
Are these types of people insensate or stuck in the anal mode of development?
November 5th, 2009
Man I thought I had powerfull gas. This guys got me beat pants down.
November 5th, 2009
Someone wants to take a dump inside walmart, they sure found the right place to do it
November 5th, 2009
Nobody should have to see this
November 5th, 2009
Holy shit!
November 5th, 2009
Sausage corn dogs are the last thing you need to be looking at, sir, and your ass crack is the last thing I want to be looking at. Please visit the t-shirt and under wear isles next. Walmart is one stop shopping for slovenly fools like yourself.
November 5th, 2009
THEY SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM HE WASNT ALLOWED TO SHOP TILL HE IS DRESSED APPROPIATELY!! WE GOT CHILDREN IN AMERICA THAT DONT NEED TO SEE THIS CRAP!
November 5th, 2009
This commando is too sexy for his underwear.
November 5th, 2009
This picture doesn’t bother me as much as Jambies message, Apparently this boy has no education. ( I know that is harsh, but I would rather be able to read his message and laugh, than to have to decode it.)
November 5th, 2009
He’s in the frozen section- hopefully he’ll feel the draft soon…
November 5th, 2009
This person should NOT be shopping in the food isles.
He should be shopping in the sewing department to sew his mouth shut and his shirt up.
November 5th, 2009
This is another obvious “pose” to get on the site. There is nothing “happenstance” in the shot.
November 5th, 2009
NINJA ASS!!!!!
November 5th, 2009
Ohhh… I just felt a breeze!!!
November 5th, 2009
Ew
November 5th, 2009
Peek-a-boo! I see you!
November 5th, 2009
the SLOBIFICATION of Amerika…..Welcome to wal-mart…
November 5th, 2009
YIKES I think I just went blind from the full moon!!!
November 5th, 2009
Where is Security? That just should not be
November 5th, 2009
You know, it’s getting cooler here in FL, so maybe we’ll stop seeing this… soon. Maybe. Just a hope… (sigh)
November 5th, 2009
I think he needs to take some of that liquid detergent that’s in his cart and rub it between his cheeks.
November 5th, 2009
his butt’s hungry!
November 5th, 2009
I think this is fake. Nobody would ever do this. This must done with the sole purpose of ending up on this web site.
November 5th, 2009
I don’t want to think about what we would see if he bent over.
November 5th, 2009
If he farts the passer by will have no protection
November 5th, 2009
I see a pale moon a raising. I smell trouble on the way!
November 5th, 2009
That’s what I call a ripper!
November 5th, 2009
What do you think he is going to do with that frozen sausage?
November 5th, 2009
I just vomitted a bit in my mouth…ugh!
November 5th, 2009
remember…Crack Kills!
November 5th, 2009
maybe he thinks the fluorescent lights beaming above will give his cheeks some color
November 5th, 2009
maybe he thinks the fluorescent bulbs beaming from above will give his cheeks some color
November 5th, 2009
I smell a purposeful attempt to get one’s picture on PoWM.
(Maybe “smell” wasn’t the best choice of words.)
November 5th, 2009
This new self-check out machine needs an overhaul. I think the payment card slot is a bit crusted up.
November 5th, 2009
I bet that’s the last time he visits Key West.
November 5th, 2009
ATTENTION ALL WALMART ASSOCIATES:……PLUMBERS PUTTY NEEDED IN FROZEN FOOD SECTION
November 5th, 2009
This guy is definatly troling for gay dudes to pack his shit for him . Another drive up the Hershey Highway. He could get gang raped on the floor of our Walmart in Vegas if he pulled a stunt like that here in Sin City
November 5th, 2009
ATTENTION ALL WALMART ASSOCIATES: PLUMBERS PUTTY NEEDED IN FROZEN FOOD SECTION….ASS LEAK IN PROCESS
November 5th, 2009
DA FUK MY COMMENT GET DELEATED AGAIN YALL MUTHAFUKAS NEED TO STOP HATIN I GOT FREE SPECH HOMIE MY ANCESTORS WAS SLAVES HOMIE DEY WENT TO DA UNDAGROUND RAILROAD SO YA BY WOULD HAVE FREE SPEACH AND YALL TRYIN TO HATE ON YA BOY, ILL RUN UP WHOEVER RUN DIS SITE RIGHT NOW PUT DA GLOCK IN YA GRILL AND DELEATE YA BANK ACCOUNT NIGGGA
November 5th, 2009
“Honey, does this shirt make my ass look bare?”……who am I kidding, he’s never known the touch of a woman…..
November 5th, 2009
Why is it most of the fat guys with ass crack/underwear-related ‘issues’ seem to be found in the frozen food section? Come on guys, we all know processed breaded meats are the last thing you need right now.
November 5th, 2009
Ok kids, see his physique? See the food he’s buying?
Now, who here can explain to the class about cause and effect?
Just raise your hand.
Anyone?
Anyone?
November 5th, 2009
Cousin-Uncle-Daddy-Brother Billy Joe, is that you?
November 5th, 2009
I used to have jammies like that, then I got toilet trained.
November 5th, 2009
I wonder if he is a plumber?
November 5th, 2009
This is what our country is coming too. No wonder europeans think of us as fat, lazy, slobs. It fits! You can spot an american tourist in europe from amile away. Loud mouth, bright prints, white sneakers, ball caps and shorts.
November 5th, 2009
why do I get the feeling his name is tater?
November 5th, 2009
And he says to the corn in his Hunrgy Man meal…”its not goodbye, its see you later”
November 5th, 2009
This site has established that the State of Florida is a national embarrassment.
November 5th, 2009
hmmm…now he can take a crap without having to remove any articles of clothing…..brilliant einstein……what will you think of next?
November 5th, 2009
The movie Idiocracy in the flesh
November 5th, 2009
You know a package of boxers are pretty cheap at wal-mart. Put back the Ice Cream and buy a package
November 5th, 2009
Someone should go drop a quarter in the ‘slot.’
November 5th, 2009
EWWWWWW!!!
November 5th, 2009
Wal-mart’s newest diet-control method in it’s beta stage …
No one wwould want to eat after seeing that …
November 5th, 2009
Wal-Mart Smiley Ninja
November 5th, 2009
@Jamby: There’s no such thing as “free speech” on a privately owned website. You want to spout your drival(do you even know what drival means?) go stand on your favorite street corner and spout away.
November 5th, 2009
What he’s wearing is a homemade version of “long johns” with the crap door at the rear.
November 5th, 2009
Man, I hope he’s not standing in front of anyone when he rips out a fart.
November 5th, 2009
Holy Christ! That is not what I wanted to see over my breakfast…. mlech
November 5th, 2009
YO KEN WHAT BARBIE AINT WANT 2 TALK TO U KNO MORE SO U COME ON HERE LMAO…FUK OUTTA HERE MAINE DRIVAL? NAH I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN BUT YOU KNO WHAT HIT IT AND QUIT IT MEAN? DATS WHAT I DID TO YA MAMA BIATCH AZZ NIGGGA
November 5th, 2009
“Cylon warriors attack!”
November 5th, 2009
And I thought that the eye of Sauron was gone.
November 5th, 2009
It’s not like the shirt unnoticeably ripped and it’s not like he couldn’t feel his shorts hanging down THAT low. I am only disturbed because I have a feeling he knows what’s goin’ on back there.
November 5th, 2009
Why isn’t this considered indecent exposure??? I don’t understand how these losers are getting away with exposing themselves like this. He’s mooning other customers. I love Florida! Vacationed there A LOT in high school and college. Can someone please explain to me what’s happening down there??
November 5th, 2009
@ JAMBY
Are you new to the internet?
or
Are you simply taking comfort in anonymity?
or
Did you wake up and feel the urge to be a complete ass on the internet, cause “you just don’t give a f*ck”?
November 5th, 2009
DUH????????????????????? I guess it’s right huh, Jamby? You can’t fix stupid. Cause your really broke! Do you play with Barbies?
November 5th, 2009
@jamby: A Barbie joke and a mama joke. That’s the best you can come up with? If you honestly think that your half witted attempt to anger/insult/degrade me works then you are sadly mistaken. Now, why don’t you go sit in the corner like a good little boy(your are a boy right?) and let the grownups have thier fun.
November 5th, 2009
SMACK DAT ASS! SMACK DAT ASS! What’s next with these ppl just let your front hang out to! HECK with why wear clothes at all!…lol
November 5th, 2009
Forget the the shopping for shorts, underwear & a new shirt because I can promise you none of it is going to fit any better than this does.
DUCT TAPE is in the hardware department!!!!!!
No one should be exposed to this particular visual — & of course he knows what is going on back there , he is in the freezer section , he must feel the breeze & just not care. Hence duct tape is the best solution.
As for Jamby’s comments: UGH !
November 5th, 2009
He farted and burned a hole in his shorts.
November 5th, 2009
This is Jamby’s kind of guy.. Always open
November 5th, 2009
NINJA ASS! SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!
November 5th, 2009
Obviously this guy lives alone…no woman in her right mind would let her man walk out in public like this.
November 5th, 2009
This isn’t even funny… it’s sick. Where are the employees? Someone should have covered this man up or asked him to leave.
Think of this also… what if he scratched his ass before handling the fresh fruit… the vegetables… anything that you might have touched just a minute after he’d been down that aisle? It’s unsanitary and wrong, and I would hope this guy was kicked out within minutes of this picture being taken.
OR….
Somebody’s got a heavy-set friend… they went to Walmart together… dressed up the “model” in dirty clothes… and while no one was looking the “model” mooned for the camera and instant celebrity. Except – no celebrity status came from appearing on PoW.
November 5th, 2009
OMG I think it’s winking at us!
November 5th, 2009
it has nothing to do with him having quick access for taking a dump.
he is clearyly gay and he wanders around walmart dressed like that hoping he’ll get surprised by some horny guy as he bends over to get the frozen peas out of the freezer.
November 5th, 2009
This pic makes amby nostaligic for prison…..
November 5th, 2009
YO KEN I AINT A BOY IMA MAN I BEEN LIVIN ON DIS EARTH FO 22 YEARS SON YA ANYDAY CAN BE MY LAST BUT I DONE HAD NIGGGAS DIE IN MY ARMS DONE BEEN IN DA JOINT DONE BEEN CONVICTED AND ALL DAT I AINT NO BOY SON U BETTA NOT CROSS PATHS WIT ME CUZ I WILL RUN UP ON YA RIGHT QUICK AND MAKE U BEG FO YA LIFE
YO JEPHRO YA I DONT GIVE A FUK I WAKE UP AND SCREAM FUK DA WORLD WIT A LONG DIK LIFE A BIATCH YA DIG
YO KEVIN YOUR MAMA IS MY KINDA WOMEN ALWAYS MAKIN MY MONEY ON DA CORNER
November 5th, 2009
Puke-a-boo
November 5th, 2009
i wounder if hes humming the tune what woud u do for a klondike bar
November 5th, 2009
I’d run a bead of Gorilla Glue right down his butt crack.
November 5th, 2009
Unlike the “milkshake” photo…this is one that I don’t need to spend much time examining…..
I wish I could un-see this!
November 5th, 2009
Full moon, just glad it not the full Monty.
November 5th, 2009
@ JAMBY
You’re just a delusional puppy dog. Your attempts at portraying yourself as a hard ass on the internet is futile.
Lame at best.
I hope for your sake, you can find it within yourself to rise up above any strife that has you acting the way you are.
November 5th, 2009
Peek-a-Boo! Kilroy was here
November 5th, 2009
Looks intentional to me. He has pulled the back of the shorts down. The band is elastic and would not have fallen down in back and stayed up in front. Plus his shirt has been cut to do that. Sick bastard.
November 5th, 2009
Father Murphy?
November 5th, 2009
You better run out and get a patent on that idea pal, before someone else does.
November 5th, 2009
look ma its ass boy
November 5th, 2009
@ JAMBY… First of JAMBY I have lived on the street. I have seen people die in front of my eyes, a 4 yr old little girl from a stupid idiot like yourself trying to act all hard and an innocent little girl died from it. You think your a “tough Nigga”? Meet me in my playground and I guarantee you wont be tough anymore.
November 5th, 2009
The refrigerator repairmen, confident in his ability to fix the old Norge, stocks up at Wallyworld, knowing that the freezer will soon be fixed.
November 5th, 2009
and here i always thought uranus was a planet
November 5th, 2009
Ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwies
That is reallyyyy gross! 
It looks like he ripped his shirt so we could see his crack better. Thats disgusting
November 5th, 2009
Oh no, what is he gonna do with those frozen corn dogs!!!???!!!
November 5th, 2009
Now Im scarred for life.
November 5th, 2009
Anybody else notice those bananas in the cart? Might not be a trap door…. might be an easy access door….
November 5th, 2009
Let’s just hope he doesn’t sit down until he gets home!
November 5th, 2009
@JAMBY
Education does mean something.
It keeps me from having to live in places like the Southside of Chi-town. it sort of eliminates that stress, ja heard?
November 5th, 2009
Staged, but still, that is absolutely horrible.
November 5th, 2009
A victim of a surprise atomic wedgie. He’s wearing his underwear as a face mask right now….
November 5th, 2009
That’s better than using Alli to stay on a diet… look at this pic, instantly lose your appetite. With no ‘treatment effects’.
November 5th, 2009
Billy Bobs last fart done blew a hole straight through his undies and shirt. So he went to Wallyworld to buy some under wear and laundrysoap.
November 5th, 2009
What are the chances his shirt is ripped right there??? HUMMMM!?!?!
November 5th, 2009
I smell a photoshop…or maybe it’s just the crack.
November 5th, 2009
@ JAMBOY WTF are you babeling about?
November 5th, 2009
The problem is, even with his pants sagging as they are, they do not hit his knees. So, if he were to pull them up to where most people would wear them, he would have a moose knuckle, and then we would have had a picture of that. So, ya kinda have to pick your poison.
November 5th, 2009
What the hell…………………………….What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2009
WOW! dude… just say NO to CRACK.
As for Jambie ….You’re completely ignorant( or as u wud says ignant). No wonder you got a rap sheet and been convicted. we don’ need people like you in the gene pool.
November 5th, 2009
What a friggen degenerate.
November 5th, 2009
Not trap door, CRAP DOOR !
November 5th, 2009
This guy come with in installed toilet seat cover!
November 5th, 2009
@ JAMBY
You are a WIGGER! I bet you live in a rich upper class white suburb, drive a Hummer and play tennis. You are not fooling anyone.
November 5th, 2009
He is Cornholio and he needs TP for his bunghole!!!!
November 5th, 2009
@JAMBY: i’m sorry your life is so horrible but Jesus loves you and all u have to do is trust in Him and you’ll be much happier and you won’t feel the need to be so mean to other people.
November 5th, 2009
Jamby NO ONE CARES! Get off the internet!!!
November 5th, 2009
Excuse me sir, there is a sexy man with a boner waiting for you in the men’s underwear aisle.
November 5th, 2009
To the poster who referenced how this is embarrassing the state of Florida, the fact of the matter is that like it or not, most of these photos are taken in the South.
With the exception of California and maybe one other state or two, these are primarily Southern states that are making it on here.
November 5th, 2009
He just got back from a chili cook-off
November 5th, 2009
Let’s all hope he doesn’t let out a shart!
November 5th, 2009
Too bad the world has people like this idiot with his ass crack hanging out and Jamby, who won’t shut up for anything. We could use a little more class these days.
November 5th, 2009
Hey Everybody. When you get to the comment pages, just search for JAMBY and vote down his comments. Don’t respond. Don’t read them. Just vote it down and move on. He is just looking for any attention. Once we stop giving it to him, he’ll give up and find another group of non-derelicts to give him what he desires.
November 5th, 2009
That just aint right! Or sanitary!
November 5th, 2009
Ohh freeking sick!
November 5th, 2009
I think it’s kind of hot.
November 5th, 2009
A$$HOLE
Hey Everybody. When you get to the comment pages, just search for JAMBY and vote down his comments. Don’t respond. Don’t read them. Just vote it down and move on. He is just looking for any attention. Once we stop giving it to him, he’ll give up and find another group of non-derelicts to give him what he desires.
your absolutly correct I was just going to suggest that
November 5th, 2009
I ment ABSOLUTELY
November 5th, 2009
Wow. The guy’s a real crack-pot.
This fashion statement is so ass-inine, it should win a photo-of-the-month award.
November 5th, 2009
Florida sure seems to pack in the losers of the world lately.
November 5th, 2009
Ken – not that I like Jamby, but if you’re going to lambaste someone by affixing the word drivel to their writings, at least spell it right.
November 5th, 2009
Over whelmed by toxic fumes the crack sniffing dog relentlessly pursued it’s target in a battle that may have cost it’s life.
November 5th, 2009
I guess he’s taking a break to stock up on some Hot Pockets so he can get back to playing World of Warcraft. The easy access is so he doesn’t have to leave the computer to go to the bathroom because he only gets one break a week.
November 5th, 2009
ok, that is just wrong
November 5th, 2009
@jamby: Wow…I’m not sure what to make of you. I mean, I know your an internet troll but it goes beyond that. You’re either
A: A punk wannabe gangsta whoose probably whiter than I am and is just acting like a “nigga” because you think it’s cool.
or
B: You really are an uneducated punk with a life that’s worse than a pile of cow crap.
Either way, your “entertainment value” has run it’s course. Now, why don’t you and your “homies” go gangbang each other and leave the internet to the adults.
And yes, you are a boy in every sense of the word.
November 5th, 2009
Uh sir, the Lean Cuisine and Weight Watchers frozen meals are down the aisle…Believe me and do us all a favor and start eating those asap!
November 5th, 2009
@wendy: *shrug* spelling mistakes happen all the time.
November 5th, 2009
@JAMBY
I commend your trolling skills. Now it’s my turn by exposing you. Sorry.
November 5th, 2009
“This frozen section feels colder than usual”
November 5th, 2009
@JAMBY:
You really are illiterate, aren’t you? What did you do, flunk out of school in the 3rd grade?
And then spend the rest of you time in the “hood” with all the other homies running the streets?
It shows up clearly in your abuse of the english language.
November 5th, 2009
Somebody needs to tell him “SAY NO TO CRACK!”
November 5th, 2009
@Jamby
I will try to help you out on this one…
Rule # 1: Never go third person, expecially when you are using an Alias, it rubs Andrew the wrong way
Rule # 2: Don’t take it personal-The thumbs up, down is not a personal attack on your character, it just indicates how insightful your comment is to everyone else.
Rule #3: Don’t hit a nest of angry hornets with baseball bat
November 5th, 2009
Wendy and JAMBOYS spelling is any better?!?!?! lol
November 5th, 2009
With that kind of view from the “rear,” I’m scared to tears about what can be seen from the front.
November 5th, 2009
Those clothes are from the fall “opposite sex repellent” collection.
I also fear he needs a courtesy wipe folks.
November 5th, 2009
REALLY makes me wonder what is holding these shorts up??? YUCK!!!!
On second thought, I don’t wanna know………….
November 5th, 2009
Let me clarify that last post it looked confusing.:-/
@WENDY so JAMBOYS spelling is any better?
November 5th, 2009
OH my gosh. I would love to know what my 3 year old daughter would say if she saw this. Kids say the darndest things when they see the darndest things!
November 5th, 2009
I don’t quite get this Jamby clown. This is a satirical site, not one that needs to hear amateur Patwah rambling about life in “da hood”. Yeah your life is miserable, we get that, why not troll for a space where you can all share your life story with other peer-group dimwits about having no education, paying for 5 dollar ho’s and popping a cap in another retarded gangsta’s ass. Maybe he’s the Lucky Charms welfare case who cant stand the fact he’s being made fun of
November 5th, 2009
AHHHHHHH!!! My eyes are burning, My eyes are BURNING. MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2009
Bend over and crack a smile Dude!
November 5th, 2009
He forgot his undies at the checkout last week.
November 5th, 2009
My father used to say this and it sure fits this guy.
“Pigs is Pigs”
November 5th, 2009
Does anyone else catch that Jamby talks like a dumb redneck trying to talk like a nigga??
November 5th, 2009
its like a peek-a-boo shirt and not a fun one!
November 5th, 2009
Does any one else suspect that Jamby is really a bored,disgruntled teenager?
I mostly come here to witness the verbal sparring anyway, so have at Jamby!
November 5th, 2009
Seriously??? You HAVE to be kidding me.
November 5th, 2009
How do you NOT know this is going on? And if you do, how do you not care? I just don’t understand! D:
November 5th, 2009
On the bright side, there are no shit smears in sight.
November 5th, 2009
JAMBY is just an attention seeking fake.. ignore it.
November 5th, 2009
Try explaining this to your kids when they see this view. No thank you.
November 5th, 2009
@ JAMBY
If you are from “Southside” and “FROM DA HOOD”, then what the hell are you doing on a computer?
And it is even yours?
November 5th, 2009
@jamby
Do you realize noone is taking your side? Give it up and go have a 40 with your “BOYZ”. Well……. in your case a 20. Noone on here thinks your man enough for a 40!
November 5th, 2009
Why oh why do I keep visiting this site in my lunch break?!?!?!
I suppose it is a good way to start a diet.
November 5th, 2009
@jamby real hood dosnt have the internet.
November 5th, 2009
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN!!!!
November 5th, 2009
YALL SOME HATERS MAINE YALL CANT BANG WIT YA BOY THANK WHACHU WANNA THANK IMMA DO ME U DO U IMMA DO ME KEEP HATIN WHILE IM LAUGHIN ALL DA WAY TO DA BANK..YALL THANK DAT IM FAKE ALRITE COOL DONT MATTA TO ME HOMIE IMMA DO ME FUK DA WORLD FUK YALL HATERS YALL WOULDNT SAY DIS ISH TO MY FACE YALL COME TO MY HOOD WHERE ILL PUT YOU IN DA OBITUARIES
November 5th, 2009
Why does jamby think we hate Maine? I like Maine. And I guess if I was going to “thank what I wanna thank” I’d thank mother nature for Maines beautifull coastlines.
November 5th, 2009
I hope there are a bunch of people in the parking lot waiting to beat this fool down when he leaves the store.
This would be something that should DEFINITELY be pointed out to a Store Manager.
Damn.
November 5th, 2009
I don’t know, my “staged” alarm is going off. The way his shorts are pulled down, and he seems to be kind of sticking his butt out at the camera.
Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, that there isn’t that much white trash in the world. How the hell do these people not feel the breeze on their butt-crack?
November 5th, 2009
Um, “jamby”, we all know you’re a 13 year old suburban white boy.
what’s up with the weird writing style?
who..or what…are you trying to ‘sound’ like?
i don’t get it.
we also get it that you come here to piss people off and you seem to get off on it because you have no other…um…’outlet’.
there are many like you out there on other boards and forums who go there just to piss people off so you can get some attention.
yeah, it’s rough being you, Opie.
we get it.
your 5 minutes are over.
buh-bye.
November 5th, 2009
User: JAMBY
Cleverbot: Mambo.
User: Gangster.
Cleverbot: Are you I am.
User: E-Thuggish.
Cleverbot: Chicken.
November 5th, 2009
Is there no dress code at all. Can’t the Wal-Mart greeter say “Hello Welcome to Wal-Mart please pull your pants up.”
November 5th, 2009
I really don’t see how that is not on purpose, I mean seriously???
November 5th, 2009
TEENAMEENA SHUT YO HO AZZ UP HOW BOUT YOU GO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH AND COME HERE AND RIDE DIS DIK DONT THANK I WONT SMACK A BIATCH
November 5th, 2009
Really? REALLY?? Could there be anyone lazier than THIS?? I have to wonder if some of these people smell bad….
November 5th, 2009
Now that is a whole new look to plumbers crack. LOL
November 5th, 2009
It makes you want to say WTF.
November 5th, 2009
Now thats a way to crack a smile.
November 5th, 2009
man has no one ever told him that crack kills? thats nasty dude! LMAO bawhahahaha!! do you feel a breeze my friend? he musta had a shotgun up his ass because he just blew a hole the size of china out da back of his sh*t!
November 5th, 2009
http://www.chick.com/information/general/salvation.asp
November 5th, 2009
think about the fact that he is in line in front of you and when you pay, the cashier will give you change from money he just touched and handed to her.
that is one reason wal-mart is debit card only for me!!
November 5th, 2009
*od bless it PoWM! I am trying to eat lunch HERE!!!
November 5th, 2009
If you’re going to wear your pants like that and not give a damn if they are showing your plumber’s crack, at least put on a shirt that will cover it!
November 5th, 2009
looks like my husband when he finally lifts himself outta his LaZBoy
November 5th, 2009
I don’t understand why people think that is acceptable to go out in public like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am waiting for the day when a picture of woman wearing nothing but a g-string and nipple pasties is posted. And the sad part is that she would most likely be allowed in the store without question. Why even bother getting dressed at all?
November 5th, 2009
I so wish I could “unsee” that! *shudder*
November 5th, 2009
Hi – I vote that everyone quits engaging Jamby by reading his posts and commenting on them. Having to sort past these posts to read the comments is as annoying as he is. Remember what advice your mom gave you…”if they are bothering you, ignore them, so they will go away.
Let’s all stop giving this fool power by acknowledging him. ( my last off topic comment!)
November 5th, 2009
No. All your friends don’t “love the low-rider.”
November 5th, 2009
Wtf! Why the fuc is everyone fat in america! Stop eating MCdonalds! LOL
November 5th, 2009
Why is everyone so fat in america!
November 5th, 2009
KEN – It’s spelled “drivel,” not “drival.”
November 5th, 2009
How do you get so big that when you get up your ass stays glued to the seat long enough to rip your shirt?
November 5th, 2009
Don’t just say no to crack…say HELL NO!!!
November 5th, 2009
At least when the gang-bangers do the low-rider look they have underwear on!!!
November 5th, 2009
What a wise ass.
November 5th, 2009
That had to have left a mark somewhere
November 5th, 2009
Posed pic to get on this site.
November 5th, 2009
What happened to “No shirt, No shoes, No service”? It obviously LITERALLY applies to shirt & shoes. How do you not feel the breeze?
November 5th, 2009
I would say “holy shit”, but there is nothing holy about this picture.
November 5th, 2009
Y I K E S !!! Glad I didn’t see that in person!
November 5th, 2009
Crikey! What a find!
November 5th, 2009
ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Please help can’t find my eyes!
November 5th, 2009
Honestly, it looks like he rolled down the waistband of his shorts. Blargh. DO NOT WANT!
November 5th, 2009
It is getting embarrassing to say I live in Florida.
November 5th, 2009
I love how all of the worst ones are from Florida…definitely givin’ us a good rap…
November 5th, 2009
It’s a burqa for the butt
November 5th, 2009
sloppy and slovenly
November 5th, 2009
“Okay, I’m almost done, I just need to stop by the freezer section and pick up a couple of frozen din– GGGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
November 5th, 2009
Somebody must have told him that he has a hot ass and he figured he cool it down in the freezer section at Wallie World!
November 5th, 2009
This takes the cake literally… worst plumber butt on POWM
November 5th, 2009
Dressed for his colonoscopys.
November 5th, 2009
This would be the scariest/saddest version of that objects as happy face Mastercard commercial ever.
November 5th, 2009
THE CRACK OF DOOM!!!!
Ugh! What’s with this guy!? He’s standing right next to food!
November 5th, 2009
Ka-Boom!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2009
WOW…..gross….how can people go out in public like this?! :/
November 5th, 2009
I’m glad I don’t have photographic memory!
November 5th, 2009
Damn!
This is so gross that it turned me STRAIGHT.
November 5th, 2009
to quote Ron White…
“Things that make you go BBBBOLLLLLEUUUGGGHHHH”
November 5th, 2009
What a piece of trash. Prison is in your future, you fat assed loser.
November 5th, 2009
Simply disgusting. I don’t care if he’s mentally handicapped or just plain lazy – everyone can learn to cover themselves with clean clothing. This guy is the poster boy for the word “slovenly”.
November 5th, 2009
somebody should super glue his crack shut as punishment for the public display!!!
November 5th, 2009
Anyone else think this was staged???? Sad!
November 5th, 2009
Florida, oh Florida you keep setting the bar uh…………so low for the fashionistas!!!! Wrong on so many levels…….but on the funny scale? Pretty damn good.
November 5th, 2009
i dont care much for this site,but seriously now…the man doesnt know his ass is exposed.? i have a big ass myself but i would know for sure or have enough pride to cover up..
November 5th, 2009
NO WONDER WHY OUR GOVERMENT DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US.
November 5th, 2009
I tend to agree with Aprilicious…..think he exposed the grand canyon for “exposure”….hee hee…………….
November 5th, 2009
appetite killer
November 5th, 2009
And he’s humming…”This is the dawning of the age of a hairy ass, age of a hairy ass….AH HAIIRY ASSS!”
November 6th, 2009
Gotta wonder about some of the people who “thumbs down” these comments too.
Randy above said – “Y I K E S !!! Glad I didn’t see that in person!” & TWO people “thumbs downed” it, does that mean would want to see it???
WHY? You’d just get retina burned like me!!
November 6th, 2009
That is HAWT!
November 6th, 2009
Why are people so dumb as to see someone from another state, and then lable that state as if that one person represents an entire population? Are people realy that dumb? If I see a buck toothed kid from Rhode Island, i don’t then assume all Rhode Islanders are buck toothed. And if i did, I’d feel like an idiot.
November 6th, 2009
And that fart is the reason Bubba will never tuck his shirt in again.
November 6th, 2009
Please tell me this photo was staged.
November 6th, 2009
uhhhhhh I think That’s my brother. lololol jk jk
November 6th, 2009
The sad part is that this could be my uncle. I am just waiting to see them on here one day.
November 6th, 2009
If you’ve heard of a sign that says,”Say No To Crack!” and it reminds you to pull your pants up. You might be a redneck.
November 6th, 2009
Anyone smell a gas leak?
November 7th, 2009
Where do you think he’s going to put those corndogs?
November 7th, 2009
Ugh I just hope the front view isn’t the same.
November 7th, 2009
Ahhhh hahahahaha! My friend sent this one in! Kudos!
November 7th, 2009
I posted this one, the worst part is this was veeeery early in the morning and I had my two year old with me who pointed this out to me! He said “look, stinky butt butt mommy” I looked and almost died from laughter and nausea!
November 7th, 2009
I like how the shirt is artfully missing the part that would cover exposed butt crack.
November 7th, 2009
Peek-a-poo!
November 8th, 2009
a hairy ass crack first thing in the morning , yummy !!!!
November 8th, 2009
MMMMM SAUSAGE
November 8th, 2009
SAUSAGES OR CORNDOGS
November 8th, 2009
Now he doesn’t have to pull down his pants!
November 8th, 2009
needs an asshat.
November 8th, 2009
I’ll never eat corn dogs again, as long as I live!
November 9th, 2009
Bwahahahahahahaha… I cant stop laughing, I think I might rupture something important.
November 9th, 2009
PEOPLE! PLEASE, WE ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR! DO NOT FART!
November 10th, 2009
THE HULK IS IN WALMART!
November 10th, 2009
We get it dude we hall have butt cracks now please cover it up…how is these even aloud? There are children around. If there is the law shoes & shirts required there should be the law keep your ass end covered! How do these people now care what they look like..do they look in the mirror?
November 10th, 2009
this has to be freaking arranged i mean the camera guy is straight on and the dude is not wondering hmm why is this guy right behind me with a camera. yeah right. look at his shorts hes fat and straight waisted if he kept walking like that for real they would fall off
November 10th, 2009
White trash all day!!! Is the walmart in P.Park???
November 10th, 2009
Fredericks of Hollywoods new line for men…Smokey Mountain Easy Access
November 11th, 2009
Funny thing about seeing this is that your website is advertising Tshirts above,lol I would love to send this guy a free T shirt and a razor
November 15th, 2009
This is sick. I am usually a pretty tolerant person but he needs his ass kicked for wearing that. I know he felt the breeze!
November 16th, 2009
Hahaha hilarious and disgusting all at the same time.
November 17th, 2009
lolz @ u ppl who r fighting the troll. thats the point of da troll – 2 mess w/u and get u mad and fightin at them. u kno da troll may or may be a punk kid or a punk 30-somethin but itz all a front 4 makin u all fight w/dem. it iz all ’bout disrupting behavoir.
srsly tho ; da dude in that pic is hrrbl.
November 18th, 2009
I can’t ever un-see that. Ever.
November 19th, 2009
YankeeGirl, let me help you out here — it should be JAMBOY’S. You know that comma-like thing that hangs in the air? It’s called an apostrophe. And it’s an endangered species if the written comments from most people here are any indication.
November 23rd, 2009
good article as usual!
November 28th, 2009
I honestly think this could be my brother. Can anyone tell me what city in Florida this was taken?
November 29th, 2009
“i am sure i feel a breeze coming from somehwere”
December 4th, 2009
How and why do people go out in public like that?
March 25th, 2011
What are people thinking? I am sure that he owns a better shirt than that.
May 25th, 2011
I think that I have seen that guy in an Indianapolis Store.
May 25th, 2011
I think I know that guy. I really do. Lol
June 4th, 2011
you all think thats bad… im 89% sure that this is my old room mate…… yes thats right… i lived with that guy.
December 24th, 2011
No its definitely real. I’m like 93% positive it’s a former roommate of mine and he did actually dress like that in public.
December 27th, 2011
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