Trap Door



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You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy!

Florida

Rating: 2.5/5 (13 votes cast)

271 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Manbear

    Another piece of human waste to flush through the cashier colon.

    Are these types of people insensate or stuck in the anal mode of development?

    November 5th, 2009

  2. Ken

    Man I thought I had powerfull gas. This guys got me beat pants down.

    November 5th, 2009

  3. sally

    Someone wants to take a dump inside walmart, they sure found the right place to do it

    November 5th, 2009

  4. Jodi

    Nobody should have to see this

    November 5th, 2009

  5. SUPER DUPER MAN

    Holy shit!

    November 5th, 2009

  6. debbie

    Sausage corn dogs are the last thing you need to be looking at, sir, and your ass crack is the last thing I want to be looking at. Please visit the t-shirt and under wear isles next. Walmart is one stop shopping for slovenly fools like yourself.

    November 5th, 2009

  7. GeorgiaPeach2009

    THEY SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM HE WASNT ALLOWED TO SHOP TILL HE IS DRESSED APPROPIATELY!! WE GOT CHILDREN IN AMERICA THAT DONT NEED TO SEE THIS CRAP!

    November 5th, 2009

  8. Horky the living Spoodge

    This commando is too sexy for his underwear.

    November 5th, 2009

  9. jennie

    This picture doesn’t bother me as much as Jambies message, Apparently this boy has no education. ( I know that is harsh, but I would rather be able to read his message and laugh, than to have to decode it.)

    November 5th, 2009

  10. Repeaterknee

    He’s in the frozen section- hopefully he’ll feel the draft soon…

    November 5th, 2009

  11. Pierre Weewee

    This person should NOT be shopping in the food isles.

    He should be shopping in the sewing department to sew his mouth shut and his shirt up.

    November 5th, 2009

  12. PinellasParkWalMart

    This is another obvious “pose” to get on the site. There is nothing “happenstance” in the shot.

    November 5th, 2009

  13. jennie

    NINJA ASS!!!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  14. Karen

    Ohhh… I just felt a breeze!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  15. Ang

    Ew

    November 5th, 2009

  16. Scoots McKenzie

    Peek-a-boo! I see you!

    November 5th, 2009

  17. Arnold

    the SLOBIFICATION of Amerika…..Welcome to wal-mart…

    November 5th, 2009

  18. Jamie

    YIKES I think I just went blind from the full moon!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  19. Laura

    Where is Security? That just should not be

    November 5th, 2009

  20. MP

    You know, it’s getting cooler here in FL, so maybe we’ll stop seeing this… soon. Maybe. Just a hope… (sigh)

    November 5th, 2009

  21. JR

    I think he needs to take some of that liquid detergent that’s in his cart and rub it between his cheeks.

    November 5th, 2009

  22. John

    his butt’s hungry!

    November 5th, 2009

  23. Robin

    I think this is fake. Nobody would ever do this. This must done with the sole purpose of ending up on this web site.

    November 5th, 2009

  24. Charlotte

    I don’t want to think about what we would see if he bent over.

    November 5th, 2009

  25. me

    If he farts the passer by will have no protection

    November 5th, 2009

  26. Stu Pendous

    I see a pale moon a raising. I smell trouble on the way!

    November 5th, 2009

  27. DB

    That’s what I call a ripper!

    November 5th, 2009

  28. mark

    What do you think he is going to do with that frozen sausage?

    November 5th, 2009

  29. Kat

    I just vomitted a bit in my mouth…ugh!

    November 5th, 2009

  30. Pepper

    remember…Crack Kills!

    November 5th, 2009

  31. Lauren

    maybe he thinks the fluorescent lights beaming above will give his cheeks some color

    November 5th, 2009

  32. Lauren

    maybe he thinks the fluorescent bulbs beaming from above will give his cheeks some color

    November 5th, 2009

  33. Chuck U. Farley

    I smell a purposeful attempt to get one’s picture on PoWM.

    (Maybe “smell” wasn’t the best choice of words.)

    November 5th, 2009

  34. Kurtacus

    This new self-check out machine needs an overhaul. I think the payment card slot is a bit crusted up.

    November 5th, 2009

  35. Wallywatcher

    I bet that’s the last time he visits Key West.

    November 5th, 2009

  36. SISSY

    ATTENTION ALL WALMART ASSOCIATES:……PLUMBERS PUTTY NEEDED IN FROZEN FOOD SECTION

    November 5th, 2009

  37. Jay in Vegas

    This guy is definatly troling for gay dudes to pack his shit for him . Another drive up the Hershey Highway. He could get gang raped on the floor of our Walmart in Vegas if he pulled a stunt like that here in Sin City

    November 5th, 2009

  38. sissy

    ATTENTION ALL WALMART ASSOCIATES: PLUMBERS PUTTY NEEDED IN FROZEN FOOD SECTION….ASS LEAK IN PROCESS

    November 5th, 2009

  39. jamby

    DA FUK MY COMMENT GET DELEATED AGAIN YALL MUTHAFUKAS NEED TO STOP HATIN I GOT FREE SPECH HOMIE MY ANCESTORS WAS SLAVES HOMIE DEY WENT TO DA UNDAGROUND RAILROAD SO YA BY WOULD HAVE FREE SPEACH AND YALL TRYIN TO HATE ON YA BOY, ILL RUN UP WHOEVER RUN DIS SITE RIGHT NOW PUT DA GLOCK IN YA GRILL AND DELEATE YA BANK ACCOUNT NIGGGA

    November 5th, 2009

  40. dumbfounded

    “Honey, does this shirt make my ass look bare?”……who am I kidding, he’s never known the touch of a woman…..

    November 5th, 2009

  41. Professor Vile

    Why is it most of the fat guys with ass crack/underwear-related ‘issues’ seem to be found in the frozen food section? Come on guys, we all know processed breaded meats are the last thing you need right now.

    November 5th, 2009

  42. Zombie Lady

    Ok kids, see his physique? See the food he’s buying?

    Now, who here can explain to the class about cause and effect?

    Just raise your hand.

    Anyone?

    Anyone?

    November 5th, 2009

  43. Jephro

    Cousin-Uncle-Daddy-Brother Billy Joe, is that you?

    November 5th, 2009

  44. Paul

    I used to have jammies like that, then I got toilet trained.

    November 5th, 2009

  45. crazed

    I wonder if he is a plumber?

    November 5th, 2009

  46. Shadopilot

    This is what our country is coming too. No wonder europeans think of us as fat, lazy, slobs. It fits! You can spot an american tourist in europe from amile away. Loud mouth, bright prints, white sneakers, ball caps and shorts.

    November 5th, 2009

  47. Allen

    why do I get the feeling his name is tater?

    November 5th, 2009

  48. Andrew

    And he says to the corn in his Hunrgy Man meal…”its not goodbye, its see you later”

    November 5th, 2009

  49. WalMartSux

    This site has established that the State of Florida is a national embarrassment.

    November 5th, 2009

  50. carl

    hmmm…now he can take a crap without having to remove any articles of clothing…..brilliant einstein……what will you think of next?

    November 5th, 2009

  51. Copymistress

    The movie Idiocracy in the flesh

    November 5th, 2009

  52. RangersGirl

    You know a package of boxers are pretty cheap at wal-mart. Put back the Ice Cream and buy a package

    November 5th, 2009

  53. Greg

    Someone should go drop a quarter in the ‘slot.’

    November 5th, 2009

  54. MizzW

    EWWWWWW!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  55. Drake

    Wal-mart’s newest diet-control method in it’s beta stage …

    No one wwould want to eat after seeing that …

    November 5th, 2009

  56. Small-Wart

    Wal-Mart Smiley Ninja

    November 5th, 2009

  57. Ken

    @Jamby: There’s no such thing as “free speech” on a privately owned website. You want to spout your drival(do you even know what drival means?) go stand on your favorite street corner and spout away.

    November 5th, 2009

  58. freda

    What he’s wearing is a homemade version of “long johns” with the crap door at the rear.

    November 5th, 2009

  59. Southpaw

    Man, I hope he’s not standing in front of anyone when he rips out a fart.

    November 5th, 2009

  60. Holy Christ! That is not what I wanted to see over my breakfast…. mlech

    November 5th, 2009

  61. jamby

    YO KEN WHAT BARBIE AINT WANT 2 TALK TO U KNO MORE SO U COME ON HERE LMAO…FUK OUTTA HERE MAINE DRIVAL? NAH I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN BUT YOU KNO WHAT HIT IT AND QUIT IT MEAN? DATS WHAT I DID TO YA MAMA BIATCH AZZ NIGGGA

    November 5th, 2009

  62. What are they thinking?

    “Cylon warriors attack!”

    November 5th, 2009

  63. What are they thinking?

    And I thought that the eye of Sauron was gone.

    November 5th, 2009

  64. PHIR

    It’s not like the shirt unnoticeably ripped and it’s not like he couldn’t feel his shorts hanging down THAT low. I am only disturbed because I have a feeling he knows what’s goin’ on back there.

    November 5th, 2009

  65. Melissa

    Why isn’t this considered indecent exposure??? I don’t understand how these losers are getting away with exposing themselves like this. He’s mooning other customers. I love Florida! Vacationed there A LOT in high school and college. Can someone please explain to me what’s happening down there??

    November 5th, 2009

  66. Jephro

    @ JAMBY

    Are you new to the internet?
    or
    Are you simply taking comfort in anonymity?
    or
    Did you wake up and feel the urge to be a complete ass on the internet, cause “you just don’t give a f*ck”?

    November 5th, 2009

  67. Wiggles

    DUH????????????????????? I guess it’s right huh, Jamby? You can’t fix stupid. Cause your really broke! Do you play with Barbies?

    November 5th, 2009

  68. Ken

    @jamby: A Barbie joke and a mama joke. That’s the best you can come up with? If you honestly think that your half witted attempt to anger/insult/degrade me works then you are sadly mistaken. Now, why don’t you go sit in the corner like a good little boy(your are a boy right?) and let the grownups have thier fun.

    November 5th, 2009

  69. olivia

    SMACK DAT ASS! SMACK DAT ASS! What’s next with these ppl just let your front hang out to! HECK with why wear clothes at all!…lol

    November 5th, 2009

  70. Forget the the shopping for shorts, underwear & a new shirt because I can promise you none of it is going to fit any better than this does.

    DUCT TAPE is in the hardware department!!!!!!
    No one should be exposed to this particular visual — & of course he knows what is going on back there , he is in the freezer section , he must feel the breeze & just not care. Hence duct tape is the best solution.

    As for Jamby’s comments: UGH !

    November 5th, 2009

  71. Bunker Bob

    He farted and burned a hole in his shorts.

    November 5th, 2009

  72. kevin

    This is Jamby’s kind of guy.. Always open

    November 5th, 2009

  73. Jennie

    NINJA ASS! SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  74. Suzy8track

    Obviously this guy lives alone…no woman in her right mind would let her man walk out in public like this.

    November 5th, 2009

  75. Jim

    This isn’t even funny… it’s sick. Where are the employees? Someone should have covered this man up or asked him to leave.

    Think of this also… what if he scratched his ass before handling the fresh fruit… the vegetables… anything that you might have touched just a minute after he’d been down that aisle? It’s unsanitary and wrong, and I would hope this guy was kicked out within minutes of this picture being taken.

    OR….

    Somebody’s got a heavy-set friend… they went to Walmart together… dressed up the “model” in dirty clothes… and while no one was looking the “model” mooned for the camera and instant celebrity. Except – no celebrity status came from appearing on PoW.

    November 5th, 2009

  76. Todd

    OMG I think it’s winking at us!

    November 5th, 2009

  77. Spain

    it has nothing to do with him having quick access for taking a dump.

    he is clearyly gay and he wanders around walmart dressed like that hoping he’ll get surprised by some horny guy as he bends over to get the frozen peas out of the freezer.

    November 5th, 2009

  78. Jennie

    This pic makes amby nostaligic for prison…..

    November 5th, 2009

  79. jamby

    YO KEN I AINT A BOY IMA MAN I BEEN LIVIN ON DIS EARTH FO 22 YEARS SON YA ANYDAY CAN BE MY LAST BUT I DONE HAD NIGGGAS DIE IN MY ARMS DONE BEEN IN DA JOINT DONE BEEN CONVICTED AND ALL DAT I AINT NO BOY SON U BETTA NOT CROSS PATHS WIT ME CUZ I WILL RUN UP ON YA RIGHT QUICK AND MAKE U BEG FO YA LIFE

    YO JEPHRO YA I DONT GIVE A FUK I WAKE UP AND SCREAM FUK DA WORLD WIT A LONG DIK LIFE A BIATCH YA DIG

    YO KEVIN YOUR MAMA IS MY KINDA WOMEN ALWAYS MAKIN MY MONEY ON DA CORNER

    November 5th, 2009

  80. G man

    Puke-a-boo

    November 5th, 2009

  81. mike

    i wounder if hes humming the tune what woud u do for a klondike bar

    November 5th, 2009

  82. Circe

    I’d run a bead of Gorilla Glue right down his butt crack.

    November 5th, 2009

  83. Blinded by PoWM

    Unlike the “milkshake” photo…this is one that I don’t need to spend much time examining…..

    I wish I could un-see this!

    November 5th, 2009

  84. rudeomatic

    Full moon, just glad it not the full Monty.

    November 5th, 2009

  85. Jephro

    @ JAMBY

    You’re just a delusional puppy dog. Your attempts at portraying yourself as a hard ass on the internet is futile.

    Lame at best.

    I hope for your sake, you can find it within yourself to rise up above any strife that has you acting the way you are.

    November 5th, 2009

  86. ilong2b

    Peek-a-Boo! Kilroy was here

    November 5th, 2009

  87. Granny

    Looks intentional to me. He has pulled the back of the shorts down. The band is elastic and would not have fallen down in back and stayed up in front. Plus his shirt has been cut to do that. Sick bastard.

    November 5th, 2009

  88. mark

    Father Murphy?

    November 5th, 2009

  89. Phot

    You better run out and get a patent on that idea pal, before someone else does.

    November 5th, 2009

  90. mike

    look ma its ass boy

    November 5th, 2009

  91. Jerreth

    @ JAMBY… First of JAMBY I have lived on the street. I have seen people die in front of my eyes, a 4 yr old little girl from a stupid idiot like yourself trying to act all hard and an innocent little girl died from it. You think your a “tough Nigga”? Meet me in my playground and I guarantee you wont be tough anymore.

    November 5th, 2009

  92. Yasbob

    The refrigerator repairmen, confident in his ability to fix the old Norge, stocks up at Wallyworld, knowing that the freezer will soon be fixed.

    November 5th, 2009

  93. mike

    and here i always thought uranus was a planet

    November 5th, 2009

  94. Joshua Stetar

    Ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwies :( That is reallyyyy gross! :( It looks like he ripped his shirt so we could see his crack better. Thats disgusting

    November 5th, 2009

  95. sam walnuts

    Oh no, what is he gonna do with those frozen corn dogs!!!???!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  96. Chris

    Now Im scarred for life.

    November 5th, 2009

  97. Yo

    Anybody else notice those bananas in the cart? Might not be a trap door…. might be an easy access door…. ;)

    November 5th, 2009

  98. just me

    Let’s just hope he doesn’t sit down until he gets home!

    November 5th, 2009

  99. Jephro

    @JAMBY

    Education does mean something.

    It keeps me from having to live in places like the Southside of Chi-town. it sort of eliminates that stress, ja heard?

    November 5th, 2009

  100. Feklar

    Staged, but still, that is absolutely horrible.

    November 5th, 2009

  101. JDUFF

    A victim of a surprise atomic wedgie. He’s wearing his underwear as a face mask right now….

    November 5th, 2009

  102. K

    That’s better than using Alli to stay on a diet… look at this pic, instantly lose your appetite. With no ‘treatment effects’.

    November 5th, 2009

  103. Poultrywrangler

    Billy Bobs last fart done blew a hole straight through his undies and shirt. So he went to Wallyworld to buy some under wear and laundrysoap.

    November 5th, 2009

  104. Yankeegirl69

    What are the chances his shirt is ripped right there??? HUMMMM!?!?!

    November 5th, 2009

  105. Michaelangelo

    I smell a photoshop…or maybe it’s just the crack.

    November 5th, 2009

  106. Yankeegirl69

    @ JAMBOY WTF are you babeling about?

    November 5th, 2009

  107. upallnight

    The problem is, even with his pants sagging as they are, they do not hit his knees. So, if he were to pull them up to where most people would wear them, he would have a moose knuckle, and then we would have had a picture of that. So, ya kinda have to pick your poison.

    November 5th, 2009

  108. Sirstooge

    What the hell…………………………….What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  109. jethro

    WOW! dude… just say NO to CRACK.

    As for Jambie ….You’re completely ignorant( or as u wud says ignant). No wonder you got a rap sheet and been convicted. we don’ need people like you in the gene pool.

    November 5th, 2009

  110. Politically Incorrect

    What a friggen degenerate.

    November 5th, 2009

  111. Not trap door, CRAP DOOR !

    November 5th, 2009

  112. Cynist

    This guy come with in installed toilet seat cover!

    November 5th, 2009

  113. Danigirl

    @ JAMBY

    You are a WIGGER! I bet you live in a rich upper class white suburb, drive a Hummer and play tennis. You are not fooling anyone.

    November 5th, 2009

  114. sam walnuts

    He is Cornholio and he needs TP for his bunghole!!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  115. Joshua Stetar

    @JAMBY: i’m sorry your life is so horrible but Jesus loves you and all u have to do is trust in Him and you’ll be much happier and you won’t feel the need to be so mean to other people. :(

    November 5th, 2009

  116. no name

    Jamby NO ONE CARES! Get off the internet!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  117. JTM

    Excuse me sir, there is a sexy man with a boner waiting for you in the men’s underwear aisle.

    November 5th, 2009

  118. Yankee

    To the poster who referenced how this is embarrassing the state of Florida, the fact of the matter is that like it or not, most of these photos are taken in the South.

    With the exception of California and maybe one other state or two, these are primarily Southern states that are making it on here.

    November 5th, 2009

  119. BuzzKillington

    He just got back from a chili cook-off

    November 5th, 2009

  120. A$$hole

    Let’s all hope he doesn’t let out a shart!

    November 5th, 2009

  121. Luvdin

    Too bad the world has people like this idiot with his ass crack hanging out and Jamby, who won’t shut up for anything. We could use a little more class these days.

    November 5th, 2009

  122. A$$hole

    Hey Everybody. When you get to the comment pages, just search for JAMBY and vote down his comments. Don’t respond. Don’t read them. Just vote it down and move on. He is just looking for any attention. Once we stop giving it to him, he’ll give up and find another group of non-derelicts to give him what he desires.

    November 5th, 2009

  123. Elizabeth

    That just aint right! Or sanitary!

    November 5th, 2009

  124. April

    Ohh freeking sick!

    November 5th, 2009

  125. KMART_SUCKS

    I think it’s kind of hot.

    November 5th, 2009

  126. Yankeegirl69

    A$$HOLE
    Hey Everybody. When you get to the comment pages, just search for JAMBY and vote down his comments. Don’t respond. Don’t read them. Just vote it down and move on. He is just looking for any attention. Once we stop giving it to him, he’ll give up and find another group of non-derelicts to give him what he desires.

    your absolutly correct I was just going to suggest that ;)

    November 5th, 2009

  127. Yankeegirl69

    I ment ABSOLUTELY :D

    November 5th, 2009

  128. Suint

    Wow. The guy’s a real crack-pot.

    This fashion statement is so ass-inine, it should win a photo-of-the-month award.

    November 5th, 2009

  129. Dizi

    Florida sure seems to pack in the losers of the world lately.

    November 5th, 2009

  130. wendy

    Ken – not that I like Jamby, but if you’re going to lambaste someone by affixing the word drivel to their writings, at least spell it right.

    November 5th, 2009

  131. Ted

    Over whelmed by toxic fumes the crack sniffing dog relentlessly pursued it’s target in a battle that may have cost it’s life.

    November 5th, 2009

  132. Spadinco

    I guess he’s taking a break to stock up on some Hot Pockets so he can get back to playing World of Warcraft. The easy access is so he doesn’t have to leave the computer to go to the bathroom because he only gets one break a week.

    November 5th, 2009

  133. andrea

    ok, that is just wrong

    November 5th, 2009

  134. Ken

    @jamby: Wow…I’m not sure what to make of you. I mean, I know your an internet troll but it goes beyond that. You’re either

    A: A punk wannabe gangsta whoose probably whiter than I am and is just acting like a “nigga” because you think it’s cool.

    or

    B: You really are an uneducated punk with a life that’s worse than a pile of cow crap.

    Either way, your “entertainment value” has run it’s course. Now, why don’t you and your “homies” go gangbang each other and leave the internet to the adults.

    And yes, you are a boy in every sense of the word.

    November 5th, 2009

  135. Sundevil93

    Uh sir, the Lean Cuisine and Weight Watchers frozen meals are down the aisle…Believe me and do us all a favor and start eating those asap!

    November 5th, 2009

  136. Ken

    @wendy: *shrug* spelling mistakes happen all the time.

    November 5th, 2009

  137. dorkfish

    @JAMBY

    I commend your trolling skills. Now it’s my turn by exposing you. Sorry.

    November 5th, 2009

  138. FD

    “This frozen section feels colder than usual”

    November 5th, 2009

  139. dogbar bill

    @JAMBY:

    You really are illiterate, aren’t you? What did you do, flunk out of school in the 3rd grade?

    And then spend the rest of you time in the “hood” with all the other homies running the streets?

    It shows up clearly in your abuse of the english language.

    November 5th, 2009

  140. John

    Somebody needs to tell him “SAY NO TO CRACK!”

    November 5th, 2009

  141. Andrew

    @Jamby

    I will try to help you out on this one…

    Rule # 1: Never go third person, expecially when you are using an Alias, it rubs Andrew the wrong way

    Rule # 2: Don’t take it personal-The thumbs up, down is not a personal attack on your character, it just indicates how insightful your comment is to everyone else.

    Rule #3: Don’t hit a nest of angry hornets with baseball bat

    November 5th, 2009

  142. Yankeegirl69

    Wendy and JAMBOYS spelling is any better?!?!?! lol

    November 5th, 2009

  143. Nancy

    With that kind of view from the “rear,” I’m scared to tears about what can be seen from the front.

    November 5th, 2009

  144. Pook

    Those clothes are from the fall “opposite sex repellent” collection.
    I also fear he needs a courtesy wipe folks.

    November 5th, 2009

  145. Funnygirl

    REALLY makes me wonder what is holding these shorts up??? YUCK!!!!
    On second thought, I don’t wanna know………….

    November 5th, 2009

  146. Yankeegirl69

    Let me clarify that last post it looked confusing.:-/
    @WENDY so JAMBOYS spelling is any better?

    November 5th, 2009

  147. Cortney

    OH my gosh. I would love to know what my 3 year old daughter would say if she saw this. Kids say the darndest things when they see the darndest things! :)

    November 5th, 2009

  148. G Man

    I don’t quite get this Jamby clown. This is a satirical site, not one that needs to hear amateur Patwah rambling about life in “da hood”. Yeah your life is miserable, we get that, why not troll for a space where you can all share your life story with other peer-group dimwits about having no education, paying for 5 dollar ho’s and popping a cap in another retarded gangsta’s ass. Maybe he’s the Lucky Charms welfare case who cant stand the fact he’s being made fun of

    November 5th, 2009

  149. Tiffany

    AHHHHHHH!!! My eyes are burning, My eyes are BURNING. MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  150. Zanne

    Bend over and crack a smile Dude!

    November 5th, 2009

  151. captain underpants

    He forgot his undies at the checkout last week.

    November 5th, 2009

  152. ToolguyinDE

    My father used to say this and it sure fits this guy.

    “Pigs is Pigs”

    November 5th, 2009

  153. Amy

    Does anyone else catch that Jamby talks like a dumb redneck trying to talk like a nigga??

    November 5th, 2009

  154. stacey

    its like a peek-a-boo shirt and not a fun one!

    November 5th, 2009

  155. No Thanks!

    Does any one else suspect that Jamby is really a bored,disgruntled teenager?

    I mostly come here to witness the verbal sparring anyway, so have at Jamby!

    November 5th, 2009

  156. ZiggityZag

    Seriously??? You HAVE to be kidding me.

    November 5th, 2009

  157. Larri

    How do you NOT know this is going on? And if you do, how do you not care? I just don’t understand! D:

    November 5th, 2009

  158. Jennifer

    On the bright side, there are no shit smears in sight.

    November 5th, 2009

  159. Ross

    JAMBY is just an attention seeking fake.. ignore it.

    November 5th, 2009

  160. Walmart good, Target Bad!!!

    Try explaining this to your kids when they see this view. No thank you.

    November 5th, 2009

  161. Orli

    @ JAMBY

    If you are from “Southside” and “FROM DA HOOD”, then what the hell are you doing on a computer?
    And it is even yours?

    November 5th, 2009

  162. Jennie

    @jamby

    Do you realize noone is taking your side? Give it up and go have a 40 with your “BOYZ”. Well……. in your case a 20. Noone on here thinks your man enough for a 40!

    November 5th, 2009

  163. Tabbi

    Why oh why do I keep visiting this site in my lunch break?!?!?!

    I suppose it is a good way to start a diet.

    November 5th, 2009

  164. shrapnel

    @jamby real hood dosnt have the internet.

    November 5th, 2009

  165. TatianaMaria

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN!!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  166. jamby

    YALL SOME HATERS MAINE YALL CANT BANG WIT YA BOY THANK WHACHU WANNA THANK IMMA DO ME U DO U IMMA DO ME KEEP HATIN WHILE IM LAUGHIN ALL DA WAY TO DA BANK..YALL THANK DAT IM FAKE ALRITE COOL DONT MATTA TO ME HOMIE IMMA DO ME FUK DA WORLD FUK YALL HATERS YALL WOULDNT SAY DIS ISH TO MY FACE YALL COME TO MY HOOD WHERE ILL PUT YOU IN DA OBITUARIES

    November 5th, 2009

  167. Ken

    Why does jamby think we hate Maine? I like Maine. And I guess if I was going to “thank what I wanna thank” I’d thank mother nature for Maines beautifull coastlines.

    November 5th, 2009

  168. teenameena

    I hope there are a bunch of people in the parking lot waiting to beat this fool down when he leaves the store.
    This would be something that should DEFINITELY be pointed out to a Store Manager.
    Damn.

    November 5th, 2009

  169. Oregonienne

    I don’t know, my “staged” alarm is going off. The way his shorts are pulled down, and he seems to be kind of sticking his butt out at the camera.

    Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, that there isn’t that much white trash in the world. How the hell do these people not feel the breeze on their butt-crack?

    November 5th, 2009

  170. teenameena

    Um, “jamby”, we all know you’re a 13 year old suburban white boy.
    what’s up with the weird writing style?
    who..or what…are you trying to ‘sound’ like?
    i don’t get it.
    we also get it that you come here to piss people off and you seem to get off on it because you have no other…um…’outlet’.
    there are many like you out there on other boards and forums who go there just to piss people off so you can get some attention.
    yeah, it’s rough being you, Opie.
    we get it.
    your 5 minutes are over.
    buh-bye.

    November 5th, 2009

  171. Jephro

    User: JAMBY
    Cleverbot: Mambo.
    User: Gangster.
    Cleverbot: Are you I am.
    User: E-Thuggish.
    Cleverbot: Chicken.

    November 5th, 2009

  172. Michael

    Is there no dress code at all. Can’t the Wal-Mart greeter say “Hello Welcome to Wal-Mart please pull your pants up.”

    November 5th, 2009

  173. October

    I really don’t see how that is not on purpose, I mean seriously???

    November 5th, 2009

  174. jamby

    TEENAMEENA SHUT YO HO AZZ UP HOW BOUT YOU GO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH AND COME HERE AND RIDE DIS DIK DONT THANK I WONT SMACK A BIATCH

    November 5th, 2009

  175. Retina Burn

    Really? REALLY?? Could there be anyone lazier than THIS?? I have to wonder if some of these people smell bad….

    November 5th, 2009

  176. Now that is a whole new look to plumbers crack. LOL

    November 5th, 2009

  177. It makes you want to say WTF.

    November 5th, 2009

  178. toyman

    Now thats a way to crack a smile.

    November 5th, 2009

  179. Christina

    man has no one ever told him that crack kills? thats nasty dude! LMAO bawhahahaha!! do you feel a breeze my friend? he musta had a shotgun up his ass because he just blew a hole the size of china out da back of his sh*t!

    November 5th, 2009

  180. Pickle

    think about the fact that he is in line in front of you and when you pay, the cashier will give you change from money he just touched and handed to her.
    that is one reason wal-mart is debit card only for me!!

    November 5th, 2009

  181. Jennifer

    *od bless it PoWM! I am trying to eat lunch HERE!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  182. Angileah

    If you’re going to wear your pants like that and not give a damn if they are showing your plumber’s crack, at least put on a shirt that will cover it!

    November 5th, 2009

  183. weepy

    looks like my husband when he finally lifts himself outta his LaZBoy

    November 5th, 2009

  184. Angie

    I don’t understand why people think that is acceptable to go out in public like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am waiting for the day when a picture of woman wearing nothing but a g-string and nipple pasties is posted. And the sad part is that she would most likely be allowed in the store without question. Why even bother getting dressed at all?

    November 5th, 2009

  185. Debbie

    I so wish I could “unsee” that! *shudder*

    November 5th, 2009

  186. Kabelle

    Hi – I vote that everyone quits engaging Jamby by reading his posts and commenting on them. Having to sort past these posts to read the comments is as annoying as he is. Remember what advice your mom gave you…”if they are bothering you, ignore them, so they will go away.
    Let’s all stop giving this fool power by acknowledging him. ( my last off topic comment!)

    November 5th, 2009

  187. scarymantra

    No. All your friends don’t “love the low-rider.”

    November 5th, 2009

  188. Wtf! Why the fuc is everyone fat in america! Stop eating MCdonalds! LOL

    November 5th, 2009

  189. Why is everyone so fat in america!

    November 5th, 2009

  190. why

    KEN – It’s spelled “drivel,” not “drival.”

    November 5th, 2009

  191. King Rat13

    How do you get so big that when you get up your ass stays glued to the seat long enough to rip your shirt?

    November 5th, 2009

  192. Don’t just say no to crack…say HELL NO!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  193. At least when the gang-bangers do the low-rider look they have underwear on!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  194. AMECDC

    What a wise ass.

    November 5th, 2009

  195. Jpsweld

    That had to have left a mark somewhere

    November 5th, 2009

  196. jafo

    Posed pic to get on this site.

    November 5th, 2009

  197. IDontShop@Walmart

    What happened to “No shirt, No shoes, No service”? It obviously LITERALLY applies to shirt & shoes. How do you not feel the breeze?

    November 5th, 2009

  198. MegaFart

    I would say “holy shit”, but there is nothing holy about this picture.

    November 5th, 2009

  199. Randy

    Y I K E S !!! Glad I didn’t see that in person!

    November 5th, 2009

  200. iBatman

    Crikey! What a find!

    November 5th, 2009

  201. Shocked

    ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Please help can’t find my eyes!

    November 5th, 2009

  202. Gina

    Honestly, it looks like he rolled down the waistband of his shorts. Blargh. DO NOT WANT!

    November 5th, 2009

  203. tuck

    It is getting embarrassing to say I live in Florida.

    November 5th, 2009

  204. ThatOneGirl

    I love how all of the worst ones are from Florida…definitely givin’ us a good rap…

    November 5th, 2009

  205. james

    It’s a burqa for the butt

    November 5th, 2009

  206. Sean

    sloppy and slovenly

    November 5th, 2009

  207. Todd

    “Okay, I’m almost done, I just need to stop by the freezer section and pick up a couple of frozen din– GGGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”

    November 5th, 2009

  208. pinkerton

    Somebody must have told him that he has a hot ass and he figured he cool it down in the freezer section at Wallie World!

    November 5th, 2009

  209. Crazy....

    This takes the cake literally… worst plumber butt on POWM

    November 5th, 2009

  210. Lee Thargic

    Dressed for his colonoscopys.

    November 5th, 2009

  211. JWS

    This would be the scariest/saddest version of that objects as happy face Mastercard commercial ever.

    November 5th, 2009

  212. Linja

    THE CRACK OF DOOM!!!!

    Ugh! What’s with this guy!? He’s standing right next to food!

    November 5th, 2009

  213. Troy

    Ka-Boom!!!!!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  214. Stacyyy

    WOW…..gross….how can people go out in public like this?! :/

    November 5th, 2009

  215. Pantsup

    I’m glad I don’t have photographic memory!

    November 5th, 2009

  216. Mike Hunt

    Damn!
    This is so gross that it turned me STRAIGHT.

    November 5th, 2009

  217. Kacedilla

    to quote Ron White…

    “Things that make you go BBBBOLLLLLEUUUGGGHHHH”

    November 5th, 2009

  218. FormerWalmartian

    What a piece of trash. Prison is in your future, you fat assed loser.

    November 5th, 2009

  219. Mirror, Mirror

    Simply disgusting. I don’t care if he’s mentally handicapped or just plain lazy – everyone can learn to cover themselves with clean clothing. This guy is the poster boy for the word “slovenly”.

    November 5th, 2009

  220. shebeast

    somebody should super glue his crack shut as punishment for the public display!!!

    November 5th, 2009

  221. aprilicious

    Anyone else think this was staged???? Sad!

    November 5th, 2009

  222. jcastaing

    Florida, oh Florida you keep setting the bar uh…………so low for the fashionistas!!!! Wrong on so many levels…….but on the funny scale? Pretty damn good.

    November 5th, 2009

  223. Eric

    i dont care much for this site,but seriously now…the man doesnt know his ass is exposed.? i have a big ass myself but i would know for sure or have enough pride to cover up..

    November 5th, 2009

  224. JOHN

    NO WONDER WHY OUR GOVERMENT DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US.

    November 5th, 2009

  225. KP

    I tend to agree with Aprilicious…..think he exposed the grand canyon for “exposure”….hee hee…………….

    November 5th, 2009

  226. Frank563

    appetite killer

    November 5th, 2009

  227. LAMO

    And he’s humming…”This is the dawning of the age of a hairy ass, age of a hairy ass….AH HAIIRY ASSS!”

    November 6th, 2009

  228. Retina Burn

    Gotta wonder about some of the people who “thumbs down” these comments too.

    Randy above said – “Y I K E S !!! Glad I didn’t see that in person!” & TWO people “thumbs downed” it, does that mean would want to see it???

    WHY? You’d just get retina burned like me!!

    November 6th, 2009

  229. Rob

    That is HAWT!

    November 6th, 2009

  230. Rob

    Why are people so dumb as to see someone from another state, and then lable that state as if that one person represents an entire population? Are people realy that dumb? If I see a buck toothed kid from Rhode Island, i don’t then assume all Rhode Islanders are buck toothed. And if i did, I’d feel like an idiot.

    November 6th, 2009

  231. And that fart is the reason Bubba will never tuck his shirt in again.

    November 6th, 2009

  232. MARK

    Please tell me this photo was staged.

    November 6th, 2009

  233. crystal

    uhhhhhh I think That’s my brother. lololol jk jk

    November 6th, 2009

  234. Niecy

    The sad part is that this could be my uncle. I am just waiting to see them on here one day.

    November 6th, 2009

  235. GoGriff59

    If you’ve heard of a sign that says,”Say No To Crack!” and it reminds you to pull your pants up. You might be a redneck.

    November 6th, 2009

  236. bob

    Anyone smell a gas leak?

    November 7th, 2009

  237. Dom

    Where do you think he’s going to put those corndogs?

    November 7th, 2009

  238. Tamar

    Ugh I just hope the front view isn’t the same.

    November 7th, 2009

  239. Barbara

    Ahhhh hahahahaha! My friend sent this one in! Kudos!

    November 7th, 2009

  240. TEEKIE

    I posted this one, the worst part is this was veeeery early in the morning and I had my two year old with me who pointed this out to me! He said “look, stinky butt butt mommy” I looked and almost died from laughter and nausea!

    November 7th, 2009

  241. I like how the shirt is artfully missing the part that would cover exposed butt crack.

    November 7th, 2009

  242. Bruce

    Peek-a-poo!

    November 8th, 2009

  243. chickychickytata

    a hairy ass crack first thing in the morning , yummy !!!!

    November 8th, 2009

  244. granny panties

    MMMMM SAUSAGE

    November 8th, 2009

  245. granny panties

    SAUSAGES OR CORNDOGS

    November 8th, 2009

  246. Jackie

    Now he doesn’t have to pull down his pants!

    November 8th, 2009

  247. freebird

    needs an asshat.

    November 8th, 2009

  248. Bruce

    I’ll never eat corn dogs again, as long as I live!

    November 9th, 2009

  249. Twizzted

    Bwahahahahahahaha… I cant stop laughing, I think I might rupture something important.

    November 9th, 2009

  250. Walmart Cashier

    PEOPLE! PLEASE, WE ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR! DO NOT FART!

    November 10th, 2009

  251. Walmart Cashier

    THE HULK IS IN WALMART!

    November 10th, 2009

  252. Katelyn

    We get it dude we hall have butt cracks now please cover it up…how is these even aloud? There are children around. If there is the law shoes & shirts required there should be the law keep your ass end covered! How do these people now care what they look like..do they look in the mirror?

    November 10th, 2009

  253. chiquitanana

    this has to be freaking arranged i mean the camera guy is straight on and the dude is not wondering hmm why is this guy right behind me with a camera. yeah right. look at his shorts hes fat and straight waisted if he kept walking like that for real they would fall off

    November 10th, 2009

  254. charlotte

    White trash all day!!! Is the walmart in P.Park???

    November 10th, 2009

  255. Fredericks of Hollywoods new line for men…Smokey Mountain Easy Access

    November 11th, 2009

  256. Florida Girl

    Funny thing about seeing this is that your website is advertising Tshirts above,lol I would love to send this guy a free T shirt and a razor

    November 15th, 2009

  257. Alexandra

    This is sick. I am usually a pretty tolerant person but he needs his ass kicked for wearing that. I know he felt the breeze!

    November 16th, 2009

  258. Hahaha hilarious and disgusting all at the same time.

    November 17th, 2009

  259. lolz

    lolz @ u ppl who r fighting the troll. thats the point of da troll – 2 mess w/u and get u mad and fightin at them. u kno da troll may or may be a punk kid or a punk 30-somethin but itz all a front 4 makin u all fight w/dem. it iz all ’bout disrupting behavoir.

    srsly tho ; da dude in that pic is hrrbl.

    November 18th, 2009

  260. Miss Anthrope

    I can’t ever un-see that. Ever.

    November 19th, 2009

  261. Realdragon

    YankeeGirl, let me help you out here — it should be JAMBOY’S. You know that comma-like thing that hangs in the air? It’s called an apostrophe. And it’s an endangered species if the written comments from most people here are any indication.

    November 23rd, 2009

  262. good article as usual!

    November 28th, 2009

  263. anonymous

    I honestly think this could be my brother. Can anyone tell me what city in Florida this was taken?

    November 29th, 2009

  264. Lynne

    “i am sure i feel a breeze coming from somehwere”

    December 4th, 2009

  265. How and why do people go out in public like that?

    March 25th, 2011

  266. What are people thinking? I am sure that he owns a better shirt than that.

    May 25th, 2011

  267. I think that I have seen that guy in an Indianapolis Store.

    May 25th, 2011

  268. I think I know that guy. I really do. Lol

    June 4th, 2011

  269. Chrissy

    you all think thats bad… im 89% sure that this is my old room mate…… yes thats right… i lived with that guy.

    December 24th, 2011

  270. Chrissy

    No its definitely real. I’m like 93% positive it’s a former roommate of mine and he did actually dress like that in public.

    December 27th, 2011

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