Bottom biscuits and a muffin top?!?! That’s what we like to call an all you can puke buffet.
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Let him who is without muffin top cast the first stone. Welcome to the 21st century.
November 19th, 2013
A pimp and his employee of the month…
I bet there’s a box of condoms on that reciept. And maybe some KY.
Must be picking up something to eat after her shift at Peter’s Porno Picture Palace.
Iittle Debbie’s honey buns !
Slop Jar Magoo
That’s one of Willy the Pimps Ho’s buying some grub at Wallyworld after a hard nights work………..
Babe in boots!!!
I do anything
I’d do her…..
troof be told
I bet she is 37 but looks 67….meth, meth, meth!!!
pukes by the bucket loads left and right
Taking a break from her shift in the parking lot.
That skirt isn’t even an afterthought.
He probably offered to take her somewhere classy, matches her outfit. Very smackable ass though.
November 20th, 2013
Not only exposed muffin top, but nice red thong undies to boot which is an added bonus.
How much does she charge? A Mountain Dew and a bag of Doritos!
November 22nd, 2013
I’d pour a drink in that lap and check for bumps…ifyaknowwhatImean.
November 24th, 2013