Bird Bird Bird



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Hey look, two assholes plus 3 birds. I’m not a fan of that math equation but I know it adds up to shit. Lots of bird shit in public. Thanks for being jagoffs.

Virginia

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  1. Joey BadaBing

    Just in time for Thanksgiving YUM !

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    November 21st, 2013

  2. Elmo Klug

    But, they’re service birds.

    Of course, the service that they provide is being an immediate indicator that the person attached to their feet is a jerk.

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    November 21st, 2013

  3. Northerngirl

    Walmart’s hottest new accessory – Bird shit! Get yours now before it’s all gone!

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    November 21st, 2013

  4. ItsMe

    Hey…you got a little something on your shirt

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    November 21st, 2013

  5. Jen

    Shopping the “Early Bird Sale.”

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    November 21st, 2013

  6. Megan

    Ecclectus parrots (on the left) are pretty cool, I’m not gonna lie. Always wanted to own one, but I don’t think I’d bring them on any shopping trips.

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    November 21st, 2013

  7. Ted C

    Oh come on!

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    November 21st, 2013

  8. Barker 62

    I don’t anything larger than #9 shot is necessary. And a 2 1/2 inch .410 shell would do a nice job……..just saying.

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    November 21st, 2013

  9. broketaxpayer

    “Jagoffs”! LOL!

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    November 21st, 2013

  10. zendaddy621

    Polly finally got her cracker…

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    November 22nd, 2013

  11. Retina Burn

    When I was in high school, a friends dad used to have a pet bird that he was obsessed with. Always putting on recorded tapes for it when he wasnt home, hoping it would learn to talk, it never did. He would take it to the grocery store on his shirt & would have poop & feathers on his shoulder. Strange!

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    November 23rd, 2013

  12. why not

    @barker62. Sounds right, but what would you recommend for use on the birds?

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    November 23rd, 2013

  13. DM89

    So they’re assholes because they have their birds with them?

    Do you have ANY idea how many people walk around with their dogs and let them leave gigantic huge piles of shit everywhere that they do not intend to pick up?

    I’d take someone with their awesome bird over organic landmines any day.

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    November 25th, 2013

  14. s0nicfreak

    Babies that aren’t taught to use toilets are even more disgusting, and can spread many more illnesses. Would you feel better about the birds shitting in public if there was a piece of plastic under them? Because that’s essentially what diapers are.

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    November 26th, 2013

  15. baron1282

    I am sorry, but birds are not that bad when it comes to poop. They are companion animals, and unless you own one you would never understand.

    They are not like Dogs or Cats, they require constant companionship as they are flock animals.

    This is not really a funny or disgusting picture.

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    December 11th, 2013

  16. TheVoiceofSanity

    The bird on the left is in need of a Vet.

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    January 10th, 2014

  17. Brandy

    Birds carry a vast variety of diseases, none of which are particularly pleasant: Histoplasmosis, Chlamydia psittaci, Candidiasis, Cryptococcosis, Salmonellosis, E.coli to name a few PLUS a variety of fun things such as bed bugs, mites and worms… now obviously parrots don’t carry ALL of these things but can still be completely unsanitary and should not be allowed into a public facility that stores and sells foodstuffs or anything you would put on your skin or into your body. Unless it’s an essential service animal (i.e. seeing eye dog) it should not be in a store like Wal-Mart, or Target or Costco etc. And to the person who commented on children being just as bad: You are right. Children are natural little incubators for disgusting germs and disease, …you would be shocked by the E.Coli levels on your shopping carts alone… but half-assed parenting is also to blame for that.

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    March 9th, 2014

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