I find myself secretly wishing your scarf gets entangled so badly in that long yarn looking hair you have that it needs to all be cut off while you cry.
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So, she has long hair. What’s the big deal?
November 21st, 2013
I keep hoping I will run into one of these people of excessive/nasty hair, so I can ask the what the hell is going on in their pointy little heads with their doo obsession .
I bet when she lies in bed in the still of the night she can feel that whole thing start to move as the mass of insects residing in her hair awaken and begin to forage for food.
Slop Jar Magoo
Back in the old days this is what was called a “Shart Shield”
November 22nd, 2013
Rapunzel , Rapunzel, let down your hai……… Never mind !
The years have not been kind to Alice in Wonderland.
I bet she has 37 cats at home too.
November 23rd, 2013
This is called a “Polish Plait”. The ancient practice has some Eastern European folklore, besides poor hygiene, attached to it.
Who knows the reasoning behind people in the U.S. doing it though.
no this is her trashy sister CRAPUNZEL
November 25th, 2013
We damn Yankees think this is what everyone in Tennessee looks like.
November 27th, 2013
Fishythong, you may as well be right. There are plenty of skanks in the south thats for sure!!
December 3rd, 2013
She looks like a character from the Star Wars movies.
December 4th, 2013
It is called a compound wig. Unless you believe that yarn is actual hair. In which case please, buy all of my “slightly crusty tissues”
January 10th, 2014