Hey Lance Armstrong, the only thing getting a workout are your yoga shorts.
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10 pounds of shit in a five pound sack rings a bell.
November 26th, 2013
It’s like baking bread with twine wrapped around it. 0.o
Hey, normally I’m right there with you on making fun of wierd people, but this fat guy is actually riding a bike as a part of his life routine, and I think that’s something we should encourage.
Wow! Those are some strong tires!
@Gas Bandit. Agreed. Normally I’d be pulling out the snark but he’s actually on a bike, which I agree is something that we should be applauding. The choice of apparel may leave a bit to be desired, but getting out and getting exercise (and hopefully change in diet) are laudable.
@ GAS BANDIT:
True enough, but he should be wearing black briefs if the fabric of those shorts is so stretched out. You’re right, kudos to him for trying to get into shape.
I bet he is riding a bike because he has no driver license .
G Spot Finder
Oh man two blocks done, 5000 miles to go!
Attention Walmart shoppers: Yoga pants are not for everyone…
Cut the guy some slack. Yeah, his clothing choice leaves much to be desired, but he gets points for being on a bike and actually working.
What’s in the backpack is what I wanna know…
How about a sign: “DANGER–WIDE LOAD”
Is it me, or does he not have any underwear on under those pants?
What make is that bike? I wants me one of those. Must be tough as hell.
Hey, at least he isn’t on a scooter.
November 27th, 2013
At least he isn’t riding a scooter.
I thinking BobC562 he’d be much safer on a stationary bike, for him self and everyone around him. If this guy takes a tumble it’s going to cost a fortune to put humpty dumpty back together again, no to mention he may never be able to exercise again.
Good point, peoples, but I can see through his shorts. Blech. My eyes hurt.
He’s so big, that STOP sign is legal height, or it is speaking for the bike for him to get off.
I guess Lance Armstrong has let himself go finally!
At least give the man credit for trying to get in shape.
November 28th, 2013
I did not think those shorts could stretch that far
His jewels are going to be RAW by the time he gets home! Not to mention he has no underware on! What a weird person! He had to have laid down to even get those shorts on!
November 30th, 2013
Come on now; at least he’s trying. It is sad when our society, that hammers on unfit people so harshly, will also hammer on them when they start doing things to try to get fit. Granted the shorts are tight but that might be because that was all he could find or afford.
December 3rd, 2013
Even the STOP sign is leaning!
December 21st, 2013