Some guys just know exactly what to say to pick up the chicks. Which clever pick-up line would you ladies fall for?
New Mexico & Washington
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Just picking up a few items before heading to the gay bar tonight.
December 3rd, 2013
Is that Sean Penn on the right?
To the person on the right: good luck in getting ANYBODY to do that for YOU!
To the person on the left: I would shove my foot up yours, but I’m afraid it would
get lost in there.
I’ve seen a lot of creatures of WalMart, many vile, despicable, disgusting creatures, but these two nasty assed creatures are THE WORST!!! If there was a “Dirtiest Toilet Bowl Award” they would have to split it. If I saw them in public I would throw vegetation at them and run away. These are the end all of disgusting WalMart creatures. I might never have to visit the site again, you just can’t top this.
The guy on the left is experimenting with this new technique so he doesn’t have to drag another one of those things around he has in his right hand.
And the guy on the right, gosh, Sean Penn is looking terrible these days.
A-hole on the left is holding a small child. A-hole on the right is wearing a Ron White punchline T shirt.Both losers.
Slop Jar Magoo
Both of these creatures got their lobotomy from a proctologist……
The guy on the left should be taken out of the store and beaten within an inch of his life for wearing that in front of his daughter. The second guy is no better.
I guess we don’t have to wonder how their children will turn out if this is the example their fathers send.
Usually I have a humorous response to pictures, but this really pisses me off. Those kids don’t stand a chance.
I pity that poor little girl.
Looks like we found a suitable boyfriend for each of our boytoys here.
December 4th, 2013
They must have had their good “dress” shirts on
This has to be fake. Either that or these pictures were taken in Krapistan or somewhere where English isn’t too popular. Please tell me I’m right. Please.
Apparently someone had the nerve to lay down at least once with the idiot on the left, but I can’t imagine being with either one of these dirtbags. I’m sure their mothers must be so proud!
George P Burdell
I wonder if the guy on the right knows that’s a creepy quote from Requiem for a Dream.
I’m 100% sure the guy on the right is at Costco. The cake is a lie.
These two will die alone. I see anal-man is dragging a kid by the wrist. May be his own kid. He may be married. At the moment. But he will die alone.
POWM wardrobe winners !
Left it…and it will stay where it is!
Gross to the Max!
How appropriate for an outing with your daughter on the left; on the right with that look, HOOVER.
the guy on the left has a daughter with him!!??!?
Too bad the guy on the right is in a Costco. NOT WALMART!
the one on the right looks like that old guy you tell your kids not to go near o.o
December 5th, 2013
throw both of them into an incinerator, like the garbage they are!
December 6th, 2013
Sodomy is a liberal diesease just like homosexuality and atheism and deserves the fate of the jews
anyone who would wear these, or any other low class, trashy t-shirt is just a scumbag.
The guy on the right looks like he is looking at the other guy’s shirt.
It would just be pathetic if it weren’t for the cute little blond girl the big oaf on the left has by the hand. That makes it truly offensive
To the guy on the right: It’s gonna have to.
December 7th, 2013
Some lucky shopper is in for a treat !
The guy on the left has a kid! What kind of father wears a shirt like that? Oh–a douchebag!!
Folks, these are the rule – not the exceptions. And they vote. Is it any wonder why even North Korea thinks it can get away with dealing us a ration?
December 17th, 2013
I can only imagine what he is telling his mom next to him, “It aint gonna suck it self….so get to work momma!”
December 18th, 2013