Lube Me Up Buttercup



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I started laughing at this old dude picking out some sex lube until I realized he is getting more action than I am and I’m 28 years old. Whomp whomp. Joke’s on me I guess. Keep swinging that thing old timer!

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  1. Jen

    “Ya mean I need a prescription for Viagra?!”

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    December 5th, 2013

  2. Northerngirl

    Rock on, Granddad! Life ain’t over yet.

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    December 5th, 2013

  3. sam

    hell yeah, go for it!!! I hope to be like him when I am drawing what is left of Social Security.

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    December 5th, 2013

  4. tonydadon

    Don’t Kid yourself. At that age you need a prostate exam about once a week!

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    December 5th, 2013

  5. Steve

    Not necessarily. He may need it to lubricate a catheter….

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    December 5th, 2013

  6. ItsMe

    My first thought was this was Col. Sanders getting his “secret ingredient”

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    December 5th, 2013

  7. Count Flatula

    Stocking stuffers for his kid and grandkids?

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    December 5th, 2013

  8. verbatim

    Rave on kiddies…..you will be surprised when you reach my age, it never goes away!!!

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    December 5th, 2013

  9. Oogie

    I must be unusual around here; sounds like mostly a whole bunch of young losers comment this stuff. You guys don’t have a clue. I’m almost his age, and things along those lines are as great as ever! So there may be hope for some of you yet, you know, if you ever learn how to maintain a relationship some day.

    Oh, and by the way, your parents are still probably going at it regularly, think about that!

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    December 5th, 2013

  10. zendaddy621

    If Gramps can still get it up, then more power to him…

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    December 6th, 2013

  11. Oogie

    Heh, from the comments, I must be one of the only older guys looking at this stuff. Most of you are clueless how life is later on. I’m near his age, and everything still works like it’s supposed to, thank you very much, and it’s still just as great! But that’s the advantage of being able to maintain a long-term relationship with someone. 28 and still haven’t figured that out yet, eh? Sorry! Although that does explain a lot about this place…….

    Oh, and your momma is probably still doing your daddy once or twice a week, by the way (if hopefully they’re still around.) Try to keep that out of your mind now!

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    December 6th, 2013

  12. Chris N

    LOL… Love the comments (by the knowledgeable gents). I’m 48, my man is 54, and sex has never been better for both of us. I love the looks we get from the younger crowd if we happen to sneak in a quick kiss in public. Some of them think it’s nasty, apparently. They should be so lucky if they are having as much fun (etc ;-) as I am at my age.

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    December 6th, 2013

  13. Steve

    That old faggot looks like a woman with his hair like that. Men should not have long hair at all. Not even remotely. Not even a little bit. I bet hes picking up lube for his boyfriend.

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    December 6th, 2013

  14. CG

    Well looks like grandpa is going to stay up all night to get lucky and get some if you know what I mean.

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    December 6th, 2013

  15. Erika

    Not even kidding, pretty sure that was my band teacher from high school…. Who was banned from our school for reasons i wont mention here.

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    December 7th, 2013

  16. XD

    C’mon POWM…there is not anything wrong with an ordinary guy buying lube.

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    December 8th, 2013

  17. Kayden

    It’s nothing wrong with a old man pick out those lubes or condoms :). You’d better take Human Growth & Development class before posting this pic :)

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    December 8th, 2013

  18. Doob

    Saggy sack, loose parts, and a slow dribbler.

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    December 8th, 2013

  19. nano

    “That old faggot looks like a woman with his hair like that. Men should not have long hair at all. Not even remotely. Not even a little bit. I bet hes picking up lube for his boyfriend.”

    I think you must be looking at a different picture than the rest of us. His hair is in no way long.

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    January 3rd, 2014

  20. Scars

    I don’t think photos like this are fair. He is an ordinary man buying some lube. He may be older, but he isn’t inappropriately dressed or doing anything beyond the social norm. You want to make fun of him just because he is old? Lame. I don’t really think it is funny to laugh at people for everything. When they are half dressed or sporting mullets — yeah, they asked for it. Just being old or overweight (as long as they are dressed appropriately) shouldn’t automatically be ridiculed. I would certainly be embarrassed if someone posted a photo of me buying some lube. I’m hitting menopause and I unfortunately need it. I would hate to have people making fun of me for that. Guess I’d better buy that stuff online so people won’t judge me …

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    January 12th, 2014

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