I’m beyond creeped out right now. By the looks of this van I have to assume “bibles” is what he nicknamed his penis.
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This is religious persecution.
You are persecuting a CHRISTIAN for his ministerial effort to children. You wouldn’t DARE do this if this were a Muslim or JEW! Why don’t you put up a good Catholic Priest Joke while you’re at it!
Maybe you should make fun of the SHRINERS who’s clowns go to hospitals and minister with terminally sick and burnt children.
The message this person is spreading is one of peace and love for one another.
and to suggest he is a paedophile is libellous!
and not the least bit funny……..
December 6th, 2013
Carl La Fong
What a cynical jerkoff you are. Here’s someone that might actually be trying to help children by steering them towards God and you’re creeped out because he drives a van??? Plumbers and painters drive vans. Do they creep you out, too? Is it possible that he needs the van to carry the Bibles or the items needed for the clown act? Finally, what does this picture have to do with WalMart???
Don’t look, children; just keep walking and the scary clown won’t get you…
Chicken Man aka Benton Harbor
john wayne gacy, a person from the Midwest who played the part of a clown, was executed for killing 35 gay guys that he “befriended”.
I think Danny’s last name says it all.
I doubt he is a pedo. But can’t figure out what bibles and clowns have to do with each other. Just a (very) misguided attempt to teach religion to kids. Stupid idea no matter what though.
December 7th, 2013
CA-REEEPY!!! I would’ve had to wait to see what the creept looked like! Yikes!!
As if being a clown isn’t creepy enough !
What a jerk, no wonder you’re 28 and can’t even maintain a relationship yet.
Fuck you People of walmart. One day Christianity will not be a pariah for mockery anymore AND THEN WE WILL SHOW FAGLOVERS LIKE YOU WHY YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF MOCKING US!
December 8th, 2013
Yikes, whose side is this guy on? I thought Christians were supposed to be trying to show people that God is good…not advertising a hell-spawned Clown-Horror-Movie. I bet Pennywise owns that van.
What’s with this ‘moderation’?
Is that something new?
“Free Candy” for kids….in the name of Jesus
December 9th, 2013
I think the IQ of a lot of people that comment here is equivalent to a tomato.
Kids birthday parties have a lot of clowns so someone trying to promote something positive using clowns would not be out of the norm.
1. Clowns are Creepy (Grown Men shouldn’t dress like that)
2. The Van is Creepy (For future reference try not driving a vehicle with the purpose at attracting children that has been the target of every joke about pedophilia)
3. Putting Bible quotes on your car is not sufficient camoflague for your desire to play Pastor Bad Touch in the local Advent play.
Not all clowns are creepy. It’s the people who suck at being a clown (or people who are already creepy) that are. Unfortunately there are a lot of people who are really, really bad at being a clown.
As for the ministry part of the equation, it’s off putting to me personally but your mileage may vary (and at least he’s up front about it).
Annnnd as for the outrage on making fun of the guy… Welcome to PoW. Nothing and no one is safe from mockery here.
Never ever has a person of any ministry or clown ever boned a young child its all made up by the JEWS. Does this make you fell better you religious wackos and TONYDADON
What else would one expect from Tulsa, OK?
Mike Reilly, you are a jerkoff, as well. Yes, the things you mention have happened, not to mention far worse. It is jackwads like you who will paint every clown, minister, teacher, Boy Scout leader with the same broad brush. Singling out this guy as a creep because he is a Christian, drives a van (my God, what a heinous sin that is!!) and does a clown act is unbelievably stupid. You are so narrow minded, I bet you can look through a keyhole with both eyes
Oh yeah, Mike, all Irishmen are drunks, too
The word Christianity come from the name Christ. I don’t think Christ would approve of the phrase “fuck you”
Hey chicken man….. so you’re say all men who dress like clowns and befriend kids are like gaycey?
December 10th, 2013
I can’t figure out why so many people are defending clowns here. It’s a pretty well known fact on the internet that clowns are freaky and scary. *shudder*
Get over it and shut the Fuk up
December 15th, 2013
I dont care how many bibles this creeptastic van is handing out, or what “free candy” its giving away – its absoultely CREEPY! NO way my kid would be anywhere near it even if nuns were getting out of it! Vans are creepy! Clowns are creepy!! Clowns AND vans?? That has Gacy written all over it! You saw what he did! But no, people still want to say their churchy stuff would never be up to no good, whatever. I dont buy it. Only if a cop checked it out first & gave his approval then maybe.
December 16th, 2013
anyone else notice that you can’t see through the windows???? just sayin
December 17th, 2013
Wow, went from candy to bibles. At least now he can justify it.
December 18th, 2013
If he’s legit more power to him, but you have to admit that it looks really creepy!!
1. the “clown” looks like Sid Haig from Rob Zombie’s movies when dressed as a clown.
2. the “duh” in his name makes him sound highly crazy.
3. the covered windows
December 27th, 2013
I love that you “Christians” are willing to visit this site and mock other people’s appearances, but the instant there’s a religious element involved, you’re suddenly offended.
December 31st, 2013
Well, it’s nice to see that Westboro Baptist is well represented on PoWM.
January 14th, 2014