The construction worker/doo wop singer combo that ALMOST made it into the Village People…

And a matching mesh cap to tie the whole thing together!

It’s funny.. because if you cover everything above the waist… you would totally think that this was a girl

Those are girls legs.

Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let me down.

My state is now on PoW. I can celebrate!

If he had work boots on it wouldnt be so bad. Are those bowling shoes? The fag bag on a belt was a good idea until every dirtbag started wearing them. Used to be just Cuban guys in Miami kept guns in them.

Those aren’t golf shoes – those are girl’s “saddle shoes.” I had a pair when I was 8.

he needs a pair of pom pom socks…

I think those are bowling shoes and it is ‘Seger” by the way!

those aren’t just ANY golf shoes–those are rockin’ saddle shoes!

They’ve finally located Chevy Chase after all these years. Looks like he’s still trying to live out his Caddyshack glory days.
The baby powder must be for the gophers.

Those arent Golf shoes, they are CHEERLEADER Shoes!

I wish my legs were that nice!

Actually, those are saddle oxford shoes. His top half is cruisin’ a Chevy SS but his bottom half is attending girls Catholic school.

Are we sure this isn’t a Gator fan on the way to the UF game?

He looks cute……….lol

The newest Indiana WalMart has a golf course in back. It’s 4 dollars per 9 holes, 5 with cart. Jorts are required. The fanny pack is just smart

MMM I love me some shorty shorts on a man… I just can’t quite tell if those are custom jobbies or is that lace trim at the bottom…. questions questions

I really hate it when a man has a nicer bottom and legs than I do.

Eyes is gonna get me sum a dat man candee!!!!

Forget his girlie legs, he got a girlie butt ttoo. This has to be altered, middle aged white guys got sagging butts, not hard round heinies.

First off, he is wearing “classic” saddle shoes, which are awesome if they were on a GIRL.

Do these shorts make my ass look big?

my walmart sells ice inside–

“does the fanny pack make my butt look big” No– you BUTT makes your butt look big

Littlemary, Wal Marts in Texas keep the ice inside. illegals will steal it, otherwise.

I am now curious to know what was on the front of the cap. If it was something like “John Deere”…he may have been going for “I’m a ‘Top’ on the top…and a ‘bottom’ on the bottom” look.

i don’t think those are golf shoes. i think they are just good old fashioned cheerleading saddle shoes

Nothing screams I play for the OTHER team like- short cutoff shorts with pocket flaps, saddle shoes, pulled up white socks, and a fanny pack

His butt is not big…it’s perky.

I wore those shoes to my baptism. lol

He looks like he is standing there trying to hold a quarter between his butt cheeks!

party on Wayne!

thats what you get from Indiana

IN THIS SECTION OF THE MIDDLE WEST WE DON’T SEE ALL THESE WHITE TRASH LOSERS AND FAGGOTS IN WAL-MART!!
YES, WE HAVE SOME OF THOSE TYPE OF PEOPLE BUT MOST OF US SEEM TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY WHEN THEY LEAVE FROM OUR HOMES TO SHOP!!!
IN THE UPPER MIDDLE WEST WE HAVE COMMON SENSE, COMMON DECENCY AND A COMMON SENSE OF VALUES!!
YES, IT IS TRUE THAT WE ARE BETTER EDUCATED BUT PERHAPS THE REAL DELINEATION IS THAT MOST OF US SEEM TO HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING, OR SENSE, OF OUR HUMANITY AND GRACE!!!

and to mr paragon of virtue up there, dude, isn’t indiana kind of near the middle west? the part of the country you come from does not determine your “level of education” as you are implying. and even if this guy was from the east where you think we’re all inappropriate dressing rednecks, those of us who are also from here aren’t commenting on the picture saying “oh, yeah, that’s great, i would totally wear that.” we’re making fun of him too. so, to dissent with your little half-thought-out opinion, sorry people in the east dress like this (even though this guy isn’t even from the east). it doesn’t represent the common opinion of all of us over here. once again, we are also laughing. there’s gonna be an idiot in every state who does not think before going out in public. and if you wanted your opinion to be more logical, maybe you should have commented on a picture of a person ACTUALLY FROM THE EAST.

hellloooo he was coming from a nair commercial!

Oh no honey…..I put your clothes on again! I guess I shoud quit dressing in the dark….

Those are definitely golf shoes. I have some just like them. Correction, I HAD some like them. I just burned them.

AND he has girlie hips too! Perhaps he left his tired ol’ veinie legs at home and borrowed his wife’s for this shopping trip?

As Margaret Cho’s Mama asks, ” Is he the gay ?”

Pick on the guy, but leave Bob Seger alone!

Looks like someone is taking fashion tips from Lt. Dangle of the Reno Sheriffs Dept. WOW!

wow!

IF this guy has a wife/girlfriend she is not doing her job. This guy looks like a flippin dork!

Lookit that boy with them Daisy Dukes on! That guy is probably in southern Indiana, close to Kentucky. This pic almost makes me embarrassed to call myself a Hoosier.

“Put the fucking lotion in the basket”

Why are there white lines around this guy’s head? None of the other’s have this around their heads.

RE WTF -
YOUR IGNORANT RETORT WAS WRITTEN WITH ALL THE CREATIVITY OF A TOBACCO ROAD HILLBILLY!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT, WE ALL ENJOY THE ABJECT IGNORANCE OF YOU AND YOUR BACKWARD FELLOWS!!
AND PLEASE, Y’ALL KEEP THOSE “PICTURES” AND YOUR GOOFY COMMENTS A-COMIN’ … HA

Those are just bucks, not golf shoes. Ladies’ bucks at that, but who’s keeping score, really?

Dad if I have told you once I have told you a hundred times! Stop wearing my daisy dukes and shoes out in public! Sheeesh….

those are not golf shoes. Those are known as “saddle oxfords” or “saddle ox” for short.

Or…back in the 70′s and 80′s, Cheerleading Shoes.

I wonder how big his baton is?

Sing it with me….On the good ship, lolipop….take a sweet-ass trip to the short short shop.

Bubble butt! Nice legs, thats’ gotta be a woman right?

those arent golf shoes! i had the same pair of shoes when i was six

LOVING THE FANY PACK WAY TO PULL IT ALL TOGETHER …

Maybe the powder is for the chafing he got from the shorts that look like ladys shorts. and those are not glof shoes they are those shoes that girls wore in the 60′s with the poodle skirts!!! Those look like bobie socks too!!!

Sad thing is, I shop at that Wal-Mart. I recognize the door greeter and the picture of the eye doc on the sign. I’ve been waiting to see how long it would take for some of the residents of that town to end up on here. I haven’t been able to catch any walcreatures myself yet, but there’s no shortage of weirdos in that town begging to be found at that store. Luckily I don’t recognize the guy in the pic.

sweet catholic school girl saddle shoes hes rockin, i wonder if he took them off the little girl tied up in his basement?

Golf shoes?!?!?!! No Way!

Sherry said,
“Actually, those are saddle oxford shoes. His top half is cruisin’ a Chevy SS but his bottom half is attending girls Catholic school.”
Sweeeet!!

Paragon, I’m left wondering whether it is your “education” or your “decency” that makes you call someone a “faggot”. Perhaps it’s your “better understanding of your humanity and grace.” Rrrrright…

If you had legs like a Rockette, you’d flaunt them too.

has anyone noticed the freakin’ saddle shoes?

damn let me grab my man purse

“can’t even imagine where someone would be coming from wearing golf shoes, short jorts, a fanny pack, and a Bob Segar shirt besides the greatest party of all time.”

or a garage sale?

i bet he shaves his legs…

I smell a Photoshop here. Seriously, everything below the blurry logo on the back of the shirt is very crisp picture. Girls hips, butt and legs. From the logo up, the picture is kind of blurry and definitely male.

That’s one hot piece of man candy. Wouldn’t mind strollin’ down some aisles with him. Mmmmm.

Wherever he is,Bob Segar just shivered and has no idea why…

He’s got nice legs, tho…

not baby powder kaopectate.

Those shoes are great hahahaaa… and that fanny pack reminds me of 5th grade

Is it just me..or does this guy have oddly youthful girl legs? did he shave?!

This is what the sherrif of reno 911 retirement days mainly consist of

as everyone im sure has added – bowling shoes…but for reall – wouldnt be caught dead with those outside my lane

And the word “fanny” always gets a laugh here in Europe!!!

But you have to admits… dude had some nice legs..

A NUMBER OF THE LOONIES ON THIS WEB SITE SEEM TO NEED SOME SERIOUS, LONG TERM COUNSELING FOR MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES!
ANOTHER GROUP APPEAR TO BE CONGENITAL IDIOTS; SOCIETY WOULD BE BETTER SERVED IF THOSE INDIVIDUALS WERE SURGICALLY STERILIZED, THEN PROVIDED LOBOTOMIES!
AND YET, ANOTHER GROUP APPEAR BE VERY STUPID AND IGNORANT; OF COURSE, THE GROUPS ARE COMMINGLED!! THOSE OF US WHO ARE EDUCATED AGREE THAT, EVEN HAD A MEDIOCRE EDUCATION PROGRAM BEEN AVAILABLE, COGNITIVELY, ANY OF THESE GROUPS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ASSIMILATE THE INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THAT EDUATION SYSTEM IE, A WASTE OF TAXPAYER FUNDS …
I UNDERSTAND THAT MOST OF YOU GOOFS ARE GOING TO DISAGREE, BUT I COULD NOT CARE LESS!
THE IGNORANT ARE ALWAYS IN DISAGREEMENT WITH THOSE, SUCH AS I, WHO UNDERSTAND PROBLEMS, AND THE SOLUTIONS, TO A DEGREE WHICH PHILISTINES DO NOT!!

Those arent golf shoes Sweet Pea those are women’s saddle shoes.

shoes are out dated but cute, and with those socks, nice calves,legs, nice plump butt, wait what, fanny pack?, that shirt?, and hat OMG its a SHIM-ive never been so confused!!

those are womens shorts? look at the pockets

His bubble butt really pulls the whole “look” together.

i love this effin guy so much<3 !

Fake! Somebody staged this…who would dress so stupidly?

The rest of the cheer squad must be wating on the broken-down bus in the parking lot while he ran in for a quart of 10W40.

100%, Grade A Flamer!

Name Withheld: Seriously, this is my local Wal-Mart too. DId you have to go blast his name to the world?! I think you were giving him props, especially bragging about his costume, but really? Give his name??? And to Aaugh, like Shelbyville doesn’t get enough crap for being so hickville, did you have to blab that to the world? Come on, we need to stick together and not put it out there for the world to blow us crap!