Because pants are for all of you caged sheep that play by society’s rules…and aren’t tripping on shrooms
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He mush be looking for a new set of balls – after all he is in the sporting goods aisle !!
December 10th, 2013
“No, no —I said, ‘Buff the floors!’”
Had to be after hours or this joker really has a screw loose…
What ever happened to ‘No Shoes! No Shirt! No Service!’?
W T F
He is perfectly at home. This is appropriate behavior for the average Wal-Mart shopper.
It’s true: meth is a hell of a drug…
“I’ll show shoppers what holiday bulbs look like.”
This is going too far! Used to be fun looking at this site – now it’s turning into porn. Shame on you for even submitting such piggish material!
Look close enough, I think the dude actually has on a pair of light colored bikinis.
December 11th, 2013
“Attention Walmart shoppers! There is a red light special in the Exercise Dept. Buy one blow job and get the second for FREEEEE! Get with it Mu Fu’s!
“Attention Wal Mart Strippers, For the next half hour, all blow jobs in the Exercise Department will be half off!” Get with the program, Mu Fu’s!
“Look close enough, I think the dude actually has on a pair of light colored bikinis.”
I think he’s right, but I wonder if they were originally that color, or they were white, but have become discolored due to sweat/general filth.
Oh, Right, It’s casual Thursday !
OMG! Did I just see that?!?
December 12th, 2013
Is he holding a cell phone? He’s probably updating his online dating profile…Or maybe he’s tweeting… “Teehee I’m nekkid I’m Walmart”
December 18th, 2013
He was actually a homeless man who was soaked from the snow and the temps were below freezing. He did it to be arrested and warm. Bad decision on his part.
January 22nd, 2014