Ummm, you don’t have any pants on. If you are trying to be patriotic with the red white and blue thing, it’s not really working for you.
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Whose grandparents are those? LOL.
November 6th, 2009
It is a scientific fact that bright red underwear scares those pesky black bears away.
Sponge Bath No Pants………
Grandma’s re-living her days as a go-go dancer….go granny go!!
That old person pride really didn’t set in with these two.
Madonna must have had the munchies before going onstage in Tennessee…….
wow…can’t wait til i get old. then i can walk around in walmart in my underwear!!!
Why does this person not have on any fucking pants?
Showing off her Granny Panties…
I’ll take a pound of pastrami and a loaf of why!
Red White and Blue Veins or
Red White and Blue Hair
I didn’t know they made Depends in red now.
What the hell……?????……
Yay! Depends come in color now.
can’t wait for these days:)
Flash Dance turns 90.
Depends adult diapers now available in colors.
It’s Nancy Pelosi with out her costume.
They say that when you get old you start to forget things, so she has an excuse…but what about the man with her? How long is it going to take before he notices and tells her that she doesn’t have any pants on?
Grandma, if you think it’s cold enough out to wear a long sleeve shirt, then its cold enough to wear pants!
Edith probably didn’t even realize she forgot to put on her slacks until Henry told her that her bloomers were showing.
not only is she not wearing pants, i’m pretty sure grandpa is wearing a skirt.
those are the coolest grandparents ever.
she may have alzheimers… but at least she doesn’t have alzheimers.
I am not going to make fun of the grandpas! just think they can be yours!!! or yourselft in 50 years +)
This is why they should give a COLA raise to Social Security recipients.
That is Nancy Pelosi if the Government has to go on the insurance that they are offering to all the rest of us…
Wow, none of our Wal-Marts have a deli counter!
We’ve all had that dream where we are naked in public…maybe she’s just napping
The red undies is distracting, but am I the only one to notice that he is wearing her skirt?!?!
I guess the policy needs to include “no pants” in the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” signs.
Another one from Tennessee?!? WTF is happening in that state??
PARAGON OF VIRTUE
GRANNY, GET YOUR PANTS ON BEFORE GRAMPS DECIDES TO HOP ON YOUR SKINNY ASS!!!
Sam waltons rotting corpse
her depends sprung a leak , she left her pants hanging on the car antenna to dry
Maybe he forgot his pants so she let him borrow her skirt.
“Gertrude, you forgot your pants.”
“I said, you forgot your pants!”
“You FORGOT YOUR PANTS!”
“I already watered the plants!”
“Ah, screw it, let’s just go to Wal-Mart.”
Okay, aside from going to Walmart in your skivvys. Her body is more rockin than most people in these pics! go granny!
how was she allowed in the store? for the love of God, she isn’t wearing any pants. everyone in there with little kids will now have a fight on their hands…
but I don’t have to wear pants to go to the store mom!!!
“NOW who’s wearin the pants?”
Oh dear. Sorry, I just can’t hate on the old folks no matter what they’re wearing, or more to the point, what they’re not wearing. In her case, pants.
I’m going to be that old one day too, and if I want to go shopping in my snazzy red granny panties then damn it, I will!
Hope this don’t rub-off.
That poor lady. I bet she has NO idea she isn’t wearing pants. When I worked with the elderly we had people do that ALL the time.
Grandma is so silly, most retired people greet at Walmart not strip…..silly gma.
Grandma out looking for the hard salami…….
I live in TN and I never see people like this at walmart.
Time saver. Eliminates removing your pants before trying on new ones.
Then you can walk out wearing them and nobody will notice.
Escapees from the senile dementia ward perhaps? But seriously, somebody needs to be looking after these people more closely.
Seriously, who is guarding the door at the retirement home?
lil ole lady from Pasadena
judging from the lil knot in the back of her sweater….she didnt forget her bra!! whoo hooo granny!!
She must have noticed the draft…. she put on a long sleeve shirt!
Looks like someone figured out the code for the door at the home again…
The guy behind the deli counter is oogling her… blue Keds.
Tennessee is on a roll!!!!
Granny don’t have her groove on!
It’s an unfortunate side affect to Altzheimers….you forget who you are and where you put your pants.
I didn’t know Depends came in the color red.
Must be Scottish due to the dude in the kilt… And everyone knows granny panties are the modern day daisy duke… Jessica simpson look out granny is in town
Tennesse is having a great day today! Or a really bad day today…
It must be laundry day. Most women wear granny panties on laundry day, although I prefer to wear them under something.
socks with sandals is such a fashion no no. THen again so is your ass hanging out.
so we know what Robin is doing, where is Batman?
Jed and his Tennessee Bride,fixing for a BBQ
granny needs to knit herself some knickers
That’s a sight 4 sore eyes.
Granny gone wild!!!
We’ve seen people in bras, people with no bras, people with no pants, makes you wonder how soon it will be before they let in people with no clothes on at all?
Hey thats my grandma and grandpa. Leave them alone, it was hot out that day.
omfg! no! thats soooooo bad! but sadly ive seen this too many time before… working @ walmart has its “perks” lol
Now that is some funny shit and ya know it isn’t staged lol
She probably just forgot to put her pants on…happens sometimes in old age I suppose!!
So I believe the only logical explanation is that grandpa went gay (hence the skirt), and won’t take viagra. grandma got horny, forgot the pants, and went looking for some meat… well maybe not logical
DID ya all notice the ad on this site ROFLMAO???
Age-approppriate party girl uniform.
I think these are my great-aunt and her husband…
I wish the picture were a little clearer, but I’m sure the photographer is SHAKING with laughter. Bless their hearts.
Christin!!! I think that may be NANA
No one wears the pants in that family.
I soooo hate when my mom and dad go out like that!!!!
They need to install better monitoring and better security doors at the nursing home.
Didn’t know Depends came in red.
Sometimes i would love to ask those folks why. But I am too scared.
just a guy
I’m sure there is a logical explanation. Obviously he pooped his pants and she is just being a devoted wife by giving up her skirt so no one can see the mud crickets in his shorts. Love…it’s a beautiful thing.
maybe she didn’t forget her pants.. maybe its a bathing suit.. and grandpa’s not wearing a skirt, you can see the its shorts..
And with this, the Tennesee Eye Bleach Trifecta is now complete.
Who left the dementia wing unlocked?
I’m kinda surprised no-one has said ‘I’d hit it!’
You know…when you see someone everyday…sometimes you don’t notice the little things…like a haircut…a missing beard…pants…
Granny’s wearing a swimsuit.
Hmmm…I can’t decide if I like my apple bottom in red delicious or granny smith. I can have both? Awesome!!!
lady gagas grandma? !!
And in this corner….
I just want to know why he let her leave the house like that!? At LEAST make her sit in the car!!!
come up to wisconsin grandma, would not have use meat for those aches and pains do it outside in the snow
I’ve never been so turned on in my entire life….woooah
“Honey, I’m cold.”
“You should have worn your heavier sweater, Dear.”
Fantastic! Is this really a public siting of a granny wearing granny panties??
And am I seeing things or is grandpa really wearing a skirt?
It appears that Tennessee is pretty f*cked up.
Have pants (and decency) gone out of fashion?
Did anyone fail to notice that the guy looks like he is wearing a skirt?
She has no pants, he’s wearing her skirt — it’s a good day for dementia.
Laughing Me Pirate A$$ off Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!
Another fine example from my home state. At least all my grandparents are dead so nobody can pin these 2 on me.
It really is a swimsuit. You can see the top of it under the sweater.
Well its better than some of the stuff from texas
she must obivously have dementia if she forgot to put on pants either that or she is just an old whore.
It sure looks to me like the guy is wearing a skirt…….
I’m thinking he shit his pants and she sacrificed and gave him her skirt……and “dammit Bob, we came for salami and we’re not going home without it!”
Johanna in exile
How did they get their whites soo white??
flash dance…the senior years
Hey, I saw your grandma the other day! What a fine lady she was!
Honey, I’ll be in the adult diaper aisle. I think I’m about to have an accident.
Gertrude: “Jeb, you think this here Walmart’s got chicken legs.”
Jeb: “You already got some, dear, but I hope theirs look better.”
Tennessee has really screwed itself up…but me and my friends are planning to go to wal*mart and act like idiots so I’m really not helping the voluteer state..sorry.(:
OMG! What is going on here?
hot flashes are such a bitch…
OH MY EYES
Grandma is rocking her swimsuit! Too bad the both chose the socks and sandals route. Is Grandpa wearing a skirt or some really baggy shorts?
Today I reported to my local Walmart wearing well fitting , clean, casual clothing (jeans and a plain red sweatshirt), proper accessories (appropriate leather belt, and a wrist watch) and casual shoes with color coordinated socks. All of these garments were both gender and age appropriate. I had showered and shaved this morning, and got a haircut last Friday. Appropriate undergarments were worn and were also completely out of view. Why on Earth do I bother to go to all this “trouble”?
At least she has an excuse…she’s old and senile!
aw, maybe grandpa left the house without HIS pants on, and granny was kind enough to give him the skirt right off her back! bless her heart!
“Harold, do you want some cheese?”
“I SAID, HAROLD DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?”
“Eh? …Police? Where?”
“I SAID CHEE….. ah nevermind”
I always knew Robin was a sissy….this is “him” when he gets old.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Greatest Generation.
OBJECTS IN MIRROR
I’M GUESSING THAT THE SECURITY GUARD OVER AT THE WHISTLING PINES RETIREMENT CENTER WAS ASLEEP WHEN THESE TWO WALKED OUT. CALLED THE POLICE AND HAVE AN “ABP” ALL PANTS BULLETIN SENT OUT.
Looks like Gramps does have baggy cut-offs on and Granny seems to have a swimsuit on judging from the shadow under the white top. But then, why a swimsuit in Nov. in TN???
Just had sex in the baby food isle.
Where’s my banana? Has anyone else noticed that her dance partner in the deli is an octogenarian man in a silk skirt? I hope I look that good when I’m 412.
why are a lot of these pictures in front of the deli area? Hmmmm…
And the other person was like, “Yeah, you look fine, lets go”
Grandma forgot to put her pants on. That kinda stinks.
Look close you guys! That is a bathing suit. You can see the large strap over her shoulder! Those are water shoes with socks! She is cold from swimming and put on a long sleeve sweater! The guy has on cutoffs and net sleeveless top with some kind of wet tank top… he even looks wet! They are at the Deli getting food for the late night bon fire shin dig!
I guess you do do get a little forgetful in your old age, but hey Nana didn’t the breeze give you a clue.
well, at least she isn’t FAT
(sorry, had to say it…. got tired of reading that comment!)
Let’s go to the bank next, Harold. I forget what day it is, and they always have a calendar behind the customer service desk.
DJ AC Mixx
I laughed so hard after seeing this pix… She looks like the lady wrestler (Can’t remember the name of her).
Looks like a skit from “Craig Ferguson”
Good grief!! Senility is one thing , but why would these folks in Tennessee be swimming and/or shopping wet in November ? Nowhere a beach?
Snuggies should have been issued at the door.
brings a whole new meaning to “granny panties”!!
Powm You guys are great but it is clear that this photo was altered. Please, lets keep this as real as possible.
@ Marc, i was thinking the same thing. I’m guessing it’s the blind leading the blind…if they both have alzheimer’s s god knows what they are gonna wear or not wear to their next trip to Walmart!
is the man wearing a skirt???
Is that a man in a skirt and a woman in a Speedo?
Maybe they came from the beach, and that’s a bathing suit? (Just hoping.)
LUIC (laughing until I cry)
This scenerio is obvious…
They’ve just come from the retirement home’s swimming pool. Granny is in her red bathing suit. Grappy mercifully borrowed her swimsuit cover to hide his rockin’ banana hammock bathing suit!
Be thankful for small mercies.
It’s Lady Gaga in 50 years!
Seems something is amiss, is grandpa wearing grandma’s skirt?
Mother: “No honey, you can’t wear dark or printed underwear under white pants.”
Daughter: “Mom, what if you don’t wear any pants, like Grandma.”
Mother: “Well, then it’s ok, but only when you’re 80 and only to go to the deli.”
this is one of those couples you would find on the late 1980, video workouts, streching their “buns and thighs”.
You mean I’m not dreaming of going out in my underewear, Oh well I can just blame it on alzeimers…
Isn’t this a cartoon out of playboy?
At least it’s not a diaper…plus she does have nice legs for her age! WOOT go granny!
November 7th, 2009
actually, Im pretty sure the scenario here is that something happened to grandpas pants, so he had to borrow grandmas skirt, and well, grandma didn’t mind being seen in those sexy red grammy panties
So THAT”S where John McClain is these days
Lady Gaga in 50 years. hahahahahah
Are you chilly?
I don’t want chili….I Black Forest Ham.
Sure looks like someone from Cleveland Texas to me!! lol
Maybe they came from the beach, and that’s a bathing suit? (Just hoping.)
So it’s ok to go pants-less in Walmart as long as you’re wearing a bathing suit?
I’ve seldom been happier to see a low-res pic.
Not to spoil the fun… but I’m sitting here asking myself, why, WHY!!??!!?? And upon closer inspection, I really do think that she’s wearing a red bathing suit with a sweater over it. I dunno if that makes it any better or not but at least they aren’t underpants!!!
Lol. I think I have a new favorite pic.
I seriously can’t believe it.wtf! Wearin red under wear out?who does that shit no one.
GOOD LORD!!!! & these are OLD people!! – WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!! What is this world coming to!?!? Next there will be naked people shopping!
At least the majority of the other people here are young & dumb, dumb for sure, but damn people!!
& *rolling eyes*, doesn’t it figure they’d be from Tennessee. But well, Florida sure has taken a lot of blows lately, so I guess it is our turn.
She’s actually wearing a red one piece bathing suit as evidenced by the outline beneath her t-shirt. This does NOT, however, justify NOT covering up more fully before heading off to purchase a little something for din-din.
Looks like they let Lady Gaga’s granny out of the rest home.
Thank God this isn’t a front shot so we’re spared a glimpse of grannytoe.
What else were we wanting to get while we’re out?
I’m very discusted, Yet strangly aroused!!!
If you can do this in a WalMart in Tennessee, it’s clear that acceptance of casual social nudity is the logical next step.
In fact, many pictures on this site support this growing social trend.
Yeah, you don’t have to like it, but you might as well get used to it.
Maybe the tampax is leaking?
The good ole’days ~ WHEN YOU HAD TO WEAR CLOTHING?
Her real name is Old Glory.
This is what happens when they issue medicinal marijuana to those who can’t handle it.
@ Jafo – it SURE looks that way doesn’t it!! At least according to this site, if people (of ANY age) are willing to wear UNDERWEAR to a store in PUBLIC… the future really doesn’t look so good. Makes me wish I was born long ago. WHO wants to see these things??? WHAT is WRONG with people?? Has the world lost it’s mind??????????
Grandma sooo old she forgot to wear pants and Grandpa sooo old he didn’t even notice..Great growing old together. Bless their hearts.
Why couldn’t it be some smoking hot chick walking around in her panties? *sigh*
If I ever do that sopmeone better either shoot me or commit me!!!
Honestly, I just have a mix of feeling sorry for this couple and yet feeling envy over the fact that they’re happy and oblivious enough to go into public this way. We shouldn’t judge; if we’re fortunate enough to live to this age, we may end up there. God bless ‘em
I am impressed – not a single “I’d do her” comment!!
the quality of this photo is poor, it looks major photoshopped , and a bad job at that! this looks more like some type of supermarket than walmart deli.
I guess we’re lucky it wasn’t a fully loaded Depends.
Are those wrestling boots?!
This one made me sad. I’m certain one or both of these folks as some dementia, and would be mortified if they could. It’s time their family took better care of them.
I’m thinking someone has not been taking their Aricept.
If you look hard enough at her white shirt, you can kind of see that she’s probably wearing a red bating suit. It makes sense.
To be sure, she’s senile. She did not purposely do the red-white-blue thing, but when she looked in the mirror she got so excited that she was so subconsciously patriotic she thought she needed to share it with the PoWM. Duh.
I must say these are much nicer grannie panties than we normally see.
Must be Super Walmart, Granny’s just got tenher legs waxed, she must be mighty happy with the work done at the salon.
He shit his pants, so she gave him her skirt.
Has anyone noticed that Grandpa is wearing a skirt? Maybe they cross dress and she just forgot to put on his coveralls! PLEASE GRANNY…COVERALL!
its sad when the person not wearing pants doesnt notice..but cant you help a friend out? Geez!
Oh my God, I just threw-up in my mouth!
What scares me is that 1 or both of these people has a drivers license
Somebody forgot to take their medication this morning!
WOW…did they get dressed in the dark? Is she in his briefs and he in her skirt…?
It’s Mr. and Mrs. Al Bino.
lmaoooo she look cold..
Oopsie, someone forgot their skirt or pants.
either this is a haox or they are runn aways from the near by geriatric lock down
So, what’s the deal with the slip the husband is wearing, or is that the new fashion for old men?
At least they arent in the cookie ilse cause the cookies would be tossing themselves!
November 8th, 2009
Dear God, If I ever get that senile, PLEASE just shoot me on sight and put me out of my misery!!
Those must of been her cheerleading bloomers back in the day, but where is the skirt?
LOL it seriously looks like she “forgot” to put her pants on. How embarrassing!
awww! that is sad and funny at the same time LOL GRANNY PANTIES YAY!
I LOVE GRANNY PANTIES
I’d hit it.
Prescription Aricept is now available for $4 in the Wal-Mart pharmacy, Ma’am…
Another effect of Alzheimers.
im in the mood for some walmart deli food for sure!!!!
Oh for fucks sake…
Where are they now?? 80s dance instructor edition
He’s probably a cross dresser who took advantage of granny’s dementia is all.
Alzheimers is so sad . . .
I like to hide my granny panties under my clothes. Thank god she’s not wearing a thong.
see, this is why lady gaga shouldn’t pretend like its ok to not wear pants because old ladies trying to look ‘young’ just don’t understand that it not right
Looks like that might be a bathing suit. Still, better to cover up in the store or wear a longer swimwear cover.
In her defense, the sign says “No shirt, No shoes, No service.” It doesn’t say anything about pants…
November 9th, 2009
I can’t wait til i’m 100 and can leave the house without pants and have it be acceptable as a society as i give children stareing at me the finger.
i now know what my grandma looks like in her undies..
Wait, it was Gramps who didn’t wear his pants… Grandma was just good enough to loan him her skirt!
Don’t laugh. They just came from Jazzercise at the local Presbyterian church.
I appreciate the fact that you, at the age of 75, still have your independence, however, I am thinking that it is time that we consider putting you and Dad into a very nice assisted living facility. One that has security, so you can’t leave without your pants again…
P.S. It’s cold in Walmart without your clothes on, isn’t it.
I am so glad that picture is out of focus.
1st sign of alztimiers . hopefully she gets some medicine before the top comes off
Is it just me, or does it look like the guy with her is wearing a skirt?
Makes you wonder what the person is wearing who was in charge of dressing granny!
I’m too sexy for my pants so sexy like your great-aunts, I’m so sexy
Although this one is wide open for a comedic slam… I feel it my civic duty to warn you all:
Next time you are out of town…maybe at the lake, or the beach..
And you run to the local WalMart to pick up a few things…
There might be someone, like me, waiting to take an unforgiving photo of you in your swimwear!
P.S. Granny has great legs.
Looks like grandpa had a little accident. The woman was nice enough to lend him her skirt & gets to show off her legs while she’s at it – win-win!
Apparently Tennessee is where super heroes go to retire
November 10th, 2009
senility is a bitch
On one hand, she’s forgotten her pants.
On the other hand, Boy! Is she greeter material!
If I was that old and my legs still looked like that my azz would be in Walmart posing for photos too!
carlo KICKS benzi
she gave her highwaters an extra tug today…
“If it’s meat ye be wantin’, Mabel, lemme show ya what’s under me skirt.”
November 11th, 2009
“If it’s meat ye be wantin’, Mabel, lemme show ya what’s under me kilt”
“If it’s meat ye be wantin’, Mabel…lemme show ye what’s under me kilt!”
If it’s meat you want, Mabel…lemme show ya what’s under me kilt!
At least she remembered her socks
I think the deal here is her husband stole her skirt so she was pretty much forced to go to walmart in her underwear
When alzheimers hits, it hits hard! Obviously they both have it. If I ever get like this when I’m old I’m sitting in my car in the garage with the engine running.
I’m telling myself there have got to be flesh toned leggings on her. Please, let it be so. If not I think somone needs to do a welfare check on these two. Someone needs to take better care of Grandma.
No Shoes. No Shirt. No Service.
Never said anything about pants.
In her defense, she respected the sign “No Shoes. No Shirt. No Service.”
Never said anything about pants
Grandma may have forgotten her pants but it looks like grandpa stole her skirt!
Which one is the grandma and which one is the grandpa? I can’t tell!
November 14th, 2009
She prob did it on purpose….that will so be me and my hubby!! Wanted to get some good talkin goin!
Grandpa’s pimping her out. How else can old folks afford to eat out in Tennessee?
The bad thing about Alzheimers is that he forgot to tell her that she forgot her pants….
November 15th, 2009
Ooopppsss I craped my pants now offered in different colors.
November 16th, 2009
Oh man. That poor woman! I wonder if she even realized she didn’t have pants on…
that man is wearing a skirt.
November 17th, 2009
Ok honey, you wear your sexiest red undies to the Walmart and I’ll wear your shortest skirt. Then I’ll go to the pharmacy and get my little blue viagra pills you go and get the whipped cream and we’ll meet back here and go home and have a hot night!! LOL!! There’s going to be a hot time in the old folks home tonight!!!!
November 18th, 2009
This is why the elderly should go from the pool..straight home.
November 19th, 2009
She is wearing a one piece swimsuit. You can see it easily enough under the shirt. You guys are scrounging too hard for material.
NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE!
….well i didnt hear anything about no pants….
has anyone noticed that her man is wearing a skirt???
November 21st, 2009
Hey, you’re in you 60′s. You’ve got to know better, right? Please tell me you’re just fucking with us.
November 22nd, 2009
They played “rock-scissors-paper” for who gets to wear the skirt today…we’re all thankful that Grandma still won the panties.
November 26th, 2009
they should change it to, no shirt, shoes, NO pants, no entrance.
November 30th, 2009
I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE! I’ve seen that lady walk around the deli more times than i can count–usually with just a bra and some shorty short shorts lol
December 1st, 2009
looks like grandpa wet himself so grandma gave him her skirt.. isnt that sweet.. lol
December 3rd, 2009
Wow, Depends come in red now?
Omg! That’s interesting, one would of thought that when you felt a breeze while walking through the coolers that you might of looked down to realize…
December 5th, 2009
Grandpa: “Honey, I can’t go into Wal-Mart. I just realized that I forgot to wear my pants.”
Grandma: “That’s okay, dear. Here, wear my skirt. I’m wearing my flashy red panties!”
December 6th, 2009
well its not her fault, obviously grandpa stole her skirt
March 10th, 2011