November 6th, 2009
Chain Gang
I’m not even going to thing about pick-pocketing this guy. Honestly, where is that chain wallet going into because that doesn’t look like a pocket to me.
Texas
Chain Gang,
I’m not even going to thing about pick-pocketing this guy. Honestly, where is that chain wallet going into because that doesn’t look like a pocket to me.
Texas
Chain Gang,
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He’s the original hipster. skinny jeans and all
November 6th, 2009
That’s a guy???
November 6th, 2009
WOW somebody is off their meds
November 6th, 2009
looks like he’s swiping his credit card it the wrong place.
November 6th, 2009
Maybe it’s some sort of homemade anti-theft device for those way awesome pants..
November 6th, 2009
UUUMMMMMMM?
November 6th, 2009
Looks like he’s got his daughters low-rise pants on too!
November 6th, 2009
What the &*%! is he wearing?
November 6th, 2009
He doesn’t look as ridiculous as all the little boys who run around in their sisters jeans these days….
Just saying…
November 6th, 2009
Anyone fancy a muffin top?
November 6th, 2009
either he’s hiding his wallet in his ass or under his junk. I wouldn’t want to find out. I feel bad for the cashier when he has to go pay for what he buys.
November 6th, 2009
Shopping in his teenagers closet? Go back in the closet!
November 6th, 2009
Are We Sure This Is A Male????
November 6th, 2009
A chained muffintop. Rare form!
November 6th, 2009
Well, those jeans fit in high school…
November 6th, 2009
SNUGGY IS NEEDED AT THE REGISTERS PLEASE!!!!
November 6th, 2009
YUK! he got Boobs and a Mullock
November 6th, 2009
Aside from the muffin top, is that a mullet he’s sporting as well?
November 6th, 2009
He should have reached for the IN Style magazine long ago…
November 6th, 2009
If you glanced at your reflection in ANY shiny surface (since you do not own a mirror) & you possibly thought to yourself, ” HHMM I might look like a dork.” Guess what you were right.
November 6th, 2009
Herman decided to pass on the nipple ring chain, thinking the shock factor wasn’t high enough. Howver, still wanting to connect two parts of his body together, he would have a few more beers until his idea came to light.
November 6th, 2009
Oh Jeebus
November 6th, 2009
Thats the ol’ penis to anus piercing… Its all the rage in SF these days.
November 6th, 2009
he got Boo Boos and Floods
November 6th, 2009
looks like he stole his daughters pants! Nice!
November 6th, 2009
I’m not sure this photo is appropriate to be posted on this site. The person appears to be mentally challenged.
November 6th, 2009
Looks like someone is still shopping in the children’s section.
November 6th, 2009
Hey, the guy likes the feel of a thick leather wallet between his cheeks. What can I say?
November 6th, 2009
That’s not a chain. It’s a leash for his gerbil.
November 6th, 2009
Im tired of all the SNUGGY crap… its not funny anymore people.
November 6th, 2009
It’s supposed to be a coin slot, not card swiper. Duh.
November 6th, 2009
He forgot to lock his bicycle outside. He still has the chain with him. Unless he is afraid someone is going to steal those nice pants.
November 6th, 2009
Anyone else wondering if this is really a woman with a bad ponytail and disproportionate boobs? Can’t decide…..it’s the earring vs. mustache that’s throwing me off…
November 6th, 2009
Did he jump off the top bunk to get into those kid jeans?
November 6th, 2009
I think I just went blind!
November 6th, 2009
The other end of the chain should be coming out of his mouth.
November 6th, 2009
Lookin cool: UR DOIN IT WRONG!!
November 6th, 2009
If your dog and your wallet are on a chain…..
November 6th, 2009
Cool shirt. Have you been working out?
November 6th, 2009
he is trying to gather up all the collectable sports cards in the Walmart shopping line
November 6th, 2009
“Look guys, I can still wear the same jeans I wore in high school!” – said at HS reunion
November 6th, 2009
No pockets… No problem! This man has clearly solved his no pocket crisis with a simple chain to the nether region.
WARNING: The crotch pocket chain is not recommended for anyone who is uncomfortable having a god damn chain wedged deep within their ass or snuggled closely to their balls like an old bike chain.
November 6th, 2009
Cain GAYng
November 6th, 2009
Chain GAYng
November 6th, 2009
there is so much wrong with the picture you dont even know where to start
November 6th, 2009
A Prince Albert gone wrong! If I was the cashier I would be grabbing some gloves…
November 6th, 2009
WHERE CAN I GET THE LARGE PICTURE? HAVE BAD EYES
PLEASE HELP
November 6th, 2009
Needs Snuggy over him
November 6th, 2009
Those pants look like yoga pants he stole from a 9 yr. old girl.
November 6th, 2009
If that chain’s wrapped around his junk then he must be a sado-masochist.
November 6th, 2009
can I just say one thing—— sexy………
November 6th, 2009
Poor Dude,he might be impaired
November 6th, 2009
I don’t think they’re jeans. It looks like a teeny pair of sweatpants…that makes it soooooo much better. F’in sweet earrings and looooove the shirt, so eighties!!
November 6th, 2009
Are we entirely sure this IS a man?
November 6th, 2009
its Kate Gossilin before her surgery!
November 6th, 2009
Well, at least with pants that tight the circulation won’t be enough to allow him to produce viable sperm! Sometimes idiots can be a self regulating bunch.
Now if we could just make it painful to be ignorant.
November 6th, 2009
gross he has man boobs…… :\
November 6th, 2009
He doesn’t look as ridiculous as all the young boys wearing their sisters jeans these days…
Just saying
November 6th, 2009
I don’t understand the inspiration behind the pant/shoe combination…from the waist down he looks like an 90 Year old mall walker….
November 6th, 2009
wow thats a guy? I thought for sure by the skinny legs, tasteful belly hanging out.. and mullet/ bull dyke hair.. was for sure… a woman..
November 6th, 2009
makes u wounder where hey puts his keys
November 6th, 2009
It’s attached to his Cock and Balls,and he wants you to reach in and confirm that everything is still attached.
November 6th, 2009
Those look like boy jeans, the mullet is sweet, but it looks like his dentures are about to fall out. This is a mess of a…man?
November 6th, 2009
What chain? I didn’t make it past his head.
He’s got a mullet, feminine (looking) eyeglasses, and is wearing what appears to be Granny earrings.
I…I just don’t know what to do with this one. o_0
November 6th, 2009
I don’t know where the chain is either but if we wait long enough we will see it drop out of the bottom of those jeans.
November 6th, 2009
its like hes wearing someone elses clothes that are a couple sizes too small…chain? reason?
November 6th, 2009
it looks like suspenders and sweat pants – great combo. don’t want to even guess where the wallet is, maybe in a cart with his PURSE
November 6th, 2009
It looks like he’s wearing a pair of women’s yoga pants… with a wallet chain… and military issue glasses… and a spiky half-mullett… Wow. Love it!
November 6th, 2009
perhaps that chain is attached to his junk via a prince albert….
now that is a fine “how do you do” for any wallymart casiere
November 6th, 2009
His pants are so tight, his tummy looks like it may burst from the pressure. Also, where the hell does he keep his wallet and keys? I don’t see any bulges of the pockets!…and what is attached to the other end of that chain?
November 6th, 2009
Even the pick pocket-er would tap the guy on the shoulder to ask him for his wallet!
November 6th, 2009
This makes me not proud to be a Texan…
November 6th, 2009
Is this from Lubbock, Texas?! I swear I’ve seen this guy!
November 6th, 2009
@SUZY8TRACK
His pants are so tight, his tummy looks like it may burst from the pressure. Also, where the hell does he keep his wallet and keys? I don’t see any bulges of the pockets!…and what is attached to the other end of that chain?
You probably won’t see a bulge where his junk should be either…
November 6th, 2009
theres losers and theres the confirmed 50 year old losers. screw the dude in the capri pants and flip flops to
November 6th, 2009
low ride pants+floods=OMFG…GET PANTS THAT FIT YOU!
November 6th, 2009
Can you imagine being the cashier when he pulls his wallet out of his ass crack and trys to hand you some cash.
November 6th, 2009
OMG those jeans are smaller than mine!
I love how his chain accents his belly haha
And do I spy a mini mullet????? Sweet!
November 6th, 2009
Can you say ” Prison Bitch ” …..I knew you could !
November 6th, 2009
gerbil leash was brilliant!!
November 6th, 2009
Don’t yank his chain.
November 6th, 2009
I’ll keep this simple: ICK……..
November 6th, 2009
i agree…the snuggy thing is really really getting old…..
November 6th, 2009
The chain is attached to the button on his pants. That way when it pops off….and it will…. he can get his momma to sew it back on for the 15th time.
November 6th, 2009
people are mean spirited to a disurbed person that he might be
November 6th, 2009
I think he’s the original model for ‘Boomhauer’ from King of the Hill
November 6th, 2009
or, if not Boomhauer, perhaps Luann’s husband, Lucky (voiced my Mr. Tom Petty)
November 6th, 2009
I think if I worked at Wally world I’d be wearing a mask and slathering myself in antibacterial gel. Of course after seeing these pics,maybe I should do that as a customer.
November 6th, 2009
Okay, if I were making the transformation from male to female I would at least shave off my moustache first.
November 6th, 2009
It took 50 years for wallet chains to evolve from Zoot Suiters to biker, punk, trucker, and hip hop. And now it’s WalMart wear. Oooo yah, lookin good.
November 6th, 2009
I’m with some of the other posters. This person could be either male or female. The shoulders say “male”. The bustline and earrings say “female”. I tend to go with the shoulders. I wish the photo was clearer, maybe the stuff “he’s” pawing through might give us all a clue.
November 6th, 2009
Oh there’s a pocket there alright…you’d better believe it.
November 6th, 2009
Didn’t realize Shrink Wrap was a fashion.
November 6th, 2009
Man I miss Texas!
November 6th, 2009
What in the hell is he doing in the grocery section? He needs to be buying bigger clothes.
November 6th, 2009
those are girls’ jeans. infact… those are teenage girls’ jeans. no wonder they dont fit
November 6th, 2009
Maybe if I didnt export his job to china, he would have the money for a makeover
November 6th, 2009
teenage daughters pant, six year old sons shirt, wife’s earring need
I say anymore
November 6th, 2009
Oh look its George Michael with his washed up career and his washed out jeans that’s 15 times too small. Probably just came out of the bathroom with the dude in front of him..
November 6th, 2009
that’s why there is a chain so that his butt doesn’t eat it!
November 6th, 2009
just wrong in all possible ways,
November 6th, 2009
SO tired of people (men and women) exposing their guts. If you want to wear clothes like that put down the Schlitz and work out. Otherwise, cover the shit up!
November 6th, 2009
“Eeeey, Paco! You look et me en I CUT you, Paco! Don’t make me come over there, Paco. I’ll CUT you!”
November 6th, 2009
Aside from his flood water skinny jeans and mullett…anyone else notice his HUGH earing? lmao!!
November 6th, 2009
at least if a water main breaks in the store the pants will remain dry
November 6th, 2009
Hmmm….Altoids. I wonder if I can fit this in my ass?
November 6th, 2009
As if we needed another reason to NOT shop at Walmart….
November 6th, 2009
LOL!!! I know this guy. His name is Robert. He’s my friend’s dad and I’ve NEVER seen these pants on him. I’ve always seen him in proper fitting jeans.
November 6th, 2009
Ummm, aren’t those pants about 3 sizes too small?
November 6th, 2009
my gaydar is screaming right now
November 6th, 2009
The mullet, the muffin top and down to the floods, this pic is layered with wrongness!
November 6th, 2009
i would love to hunt it down in the woods with a crossbow and decapitate the useless vermin. do you ever think that if you had a few apache gunships take out a walmart around the first of every month how much of humanities defects would be exterminated……………………..
November 7th, 2009
Dad?
November 7th, 2009
you “thing”?
November 7th, 2009
He’s mentally ill. A healthy minded person doesnt leave the house looking like that.
November 7th, 2009
He has his junk chained to his butt !!!
November 7th, 2009
all hipsters/emo people!!!!
this is your future LMAO!
its what you get for being trendy & lame.
November 7th, 2009
That dude is awesome.
November 7th, 2009
The reading glasses give a glossy finish to the entire ensemble. When you’re stylin’ THAT hard, who needs pockets?
November 7th, 2009
Looks like Boomhower got a makeover.
November 8th, 2009
Boomhower gets a makeover.
November 8th, 2009
at least the shoes seem to be the right size???!!!!!
November 8th, 2009
thank god it’s not tennesse again
November 8th, 2009
How do you know its a chain to a wallet it might be holding back the beast!
November 9th, 2009
“Look, 45 years old and I still take a size 32 waist jeans….”
November 9th, 2009
I mean, seriously, what is there to say? How can that POSSIBLY be comfortable?! Good grief!
November 9th, 2009
I’m pretty certain that the chain is serving a much more important purpose than the wallet itself. How does a pampon work?
November 10th, 2009
chain gurdles are IN?
November 10th, 2009
I first looked the picture over and then yelled loudly “OH MY GOD THATS AN F-ING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
November 12th, 2009
forget where the chain goes…better question is what the hell is it hooked on to??
November 15th, 2009
“hey kids, wanna pull my chain?”
November 16th, 2009
I don’t think a wallet chain works with sweat pants.
November 23rd, 2009
LOL!! U should see some of the other $%! he wears. And yes it is a man. He doesn’t even have a car he rides a bike. And if u think this looks bad u should c him on the bike with those tight #$! pants he wears!!! LMFAO!!
November 23rd, 2009
I really think that the chain in this particular photo is much along the lines of an old fashioned bathtub stopper. . . except water isn’t the only thing this buttplug is keeping in! =]
December 3rd, 2009
Who the girl in sandals in front of him
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