The Family Portrait



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Let me tell you how glad I am my family made it through the weird creepy portrait stage of our lives unscathed. Probably because Walmart wasn’t as popular back then. Actually, F that theory, this is weird in any generation.

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  1. steve

    Thats a real man but his bitch doesn’t deserve to be a part of his greatness.

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    December 19th, 2013

  2. verbatim

    Hmmm…I think that photo came with my billfold…..

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    December 19th, 2013

  3. Chicken Man aka Benton Harbor

    Excuse me, but isn’t that child abuse?

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    December 19th, 2013

  4. the_momur

    No.

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    December 19th, 2013

  5. WTF

    Chicken Man,

    Child abuse? I don’t see crying or torture. I bet you believe that it’s child abuse not to buy everything on a kid’s Christmas list.

    F’n dumbass people. This is just a tacky family portrait.

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    December 19th, 2013

  6. zendaddy621

    I hope somebody has already called child services on these weirdos…

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    December 19th, 2013

  7. Joey BadaBing

    FAIL

    no funbags shown

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    December 19th, 2013

  8. Jen

    Tis the season to be shirtless???

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    December 19th, 2013

  9. verbatim

    Cheer up, Joey, don’t think you’d wanna see them anyhow.

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    December 19th, 2013

  10. tonydadon

    Takes his shirt off, leaves his douche looking glasses on?
    OR the Pre-flight searches for TSA 2014 are gonna be a BITCH!

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    December 19th, 2013

  11. AMERICA IS DOOMED

    Is this a Will Ferrell tribute?

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    December 19th, 2013

  12. AS

    That can’t possibly be his woman. She’s too hot for him.

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    December 19th, 2013

  13. Barker62

    I see less skin here than I saw last week when I wentto Wallyworld to pick up some tonic water and other useless junk for my wife…! Tacky, yes. cild abuse, no. Like I said, I;ve seen lots worse….like the butt cheeks hanging out or the 350 pound female in line ahead me wearing short shorts and a ‘wife-beater’(and no bra) and the outside temps running in the low 30′s.

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    December 19th, 2013

  14. lordofthegadflies

    This has “late ’60s – early ’70s” written all over it.
    Mama is lookin’ pretty good.

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    December 19th, 2013

  15. Cybr

    No child abuse, but still supremely creepy.

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    December 20th, 2013

  16. MasterBaiter

    The wife is actually pretty hot. She should submit her own tastefully done topless photos – I bet they’re up high and nice and firm.

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    December 20th, 2013

  17. Count Flatula

    This is freaking funny. I have several friends that send a pic of the family every year and they are always looking for something different to use. This was probably done on a dare and will always be good to embarrass the kids in the future. Yeah, they’ll need some counseling in the future, but pshrinks need to eat, too.

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    December 20th, 2013

  18. Nuthin_2_Say

    If that’s his wife, then there’s some incest going on. Look at their faces closely, they have to be related. Very disturbing.

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    December 21st, 2013

  19. AMoparGirl

    This has nothing to do w/Walmart, why was it posted? I’ve seen this pic on many emails, FB & awkward family photo sites. Slow day?

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    January 2nd, 2014

  20. Good God

    Geez, calm the f*ck down. The person who commented “isn’t this child abuse?” did not mean it literally, you stupid f*cktards. Get a clue and a sense of humor. An amoeba has more brain cells than some of you…

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    March 8th, 2014

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