So in Tennessee overalls=shirt?

Santa’s on vacation, kids.

I think I just puked a lil in my mouth

Apparently, “No shirt, no shoes, no service” doesn’t apply in Tennessee.

“I got your “package” right here little girl”…pukes….

I wonder if he qualifies for the “expectant mother” special parking space near the WalMart entrance.

Hurry Uncle Jessie…Boss Hogs a comin

Very bad Santa!!!!

Get in the nice a deep like. MMmm yea

Look at the bright side. The straps keep us from having to see “Little Clause”

He’s hot. And I mean that in the sense of overheated to the point of going shirtless. Not the other hot.

Dueling banjo… Christmas carols…wtf?

When I think of Walmart, that’s pretty much the image that comes to mind.

If you can put on an F’n HAT, you can put on an F’n SHIRT! Sheeesh!

It’s Bear Hugger!

ATTENTION ALL WALMART ASSOCIATES….COULD SOME ONE FROM THE AUTO DEPARTMENT PLEASE BRING SOME DUCT TAPE FROM ISLE 22…LOOKS LIKE WE MAY HAVE A QUICK FIX IN THE CHECK OUT LINE

WOW Tennessee is a great state……..LMFAO

Hey, at least his overall straps cover up his nipples… it’s a start

I think Santa BBQed his Raindeer and is at Walmart for beverages

I’m guessing that WalMart ran out of 48D’s.

At least he’s buying water and not Mountain Dew!

*Quoting Suzy Creamcheese*

“When I think of Walmart, that’s pretty much the image that comes to mind.”
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Hell, when I think of Tennessee, that’s pretty much the image that comes to mind!

Santa gets a vacation too, and it gets hot here in tennessee. I swear he is the leader in our annual toy run….looks just like him.

does anyone else hear Banjo’s????????? lol!

“GET IN MY BELLY!!”

Hey little boy, sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up

I’m a little aroused.

I’m sure his gut has a tat, “No gut, No glory”.

Why on Earth do these folks have no pride in their appearance? You ttok the time to put on a a hat & shoes, but not a shirt? Did you honestly think between the bib & the beard the no one would notice?

Perhaps the door greeters need to issue mandatory snuggies at the door.

OMG!! I used to have a neighbor who looked like that! When did he move to TN???

“And what would you like for Christmas, little boy?”

“I’d like you to wear a f***ing SHIRT!”

I wonder if he is going to carry that to term, or have a c-section?

DO NOT SIT ON HIS LAP!
REPEAT: DO NOT SIT ON HIS LAP!

I’d rather get run over by a reindeer than see that.

My four year old just saw this over my shoulder. He says, “Hey! That’s WalMart, right? …wait…why did he take off his clothes in WalMart??”

ps…is it sad that my kid knows the store from a (bad) picture?

mommy i’m scared of santa

I love how the most redneck and/or whitetrash ones are here in Tennessee.

Damn! ZZ – Top has sure let himself go!

“Bad Santa” and I’m not talking about the Billy Bob Thornton movie! Although he does look like a Billy Bob!

I’ll go without this year, thank you very much.

At least Uncle Joe wore his “Sunday go to meetin’” overalls…

Jeff Foxworthys 12 redneck days of christmas is what i thought of.

Is there anyone here who does not believe that the entire cart of precooked chickens is also part of his purchase?

It’s the southern version of Buddha! Just rub his belly and it’s good luck. NOT! P~~~~

I think that’s the Cornbread Mafia guy profiled on America’s Most Wanted.

So Santa is an old, pregnant male hillbilly living in Tennessee. Let’s just count the ways that’s messed up.

Brain dead Santa.

Jennifer-totally agree! This is just wrong in so many ways.

I’ll bet he NEVER leaves the house without that redneck uniform.

It’s Bubba Claus!
MEMO FROM SANTA:

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas,Alabama, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I’m certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: “These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.”

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus’ sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin’ coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen’s head now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.

4. You won’t hear, “On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen..” when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, “On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott, and Petty.”

5. “Ho, Ho, Ho!” has been replaced by “Yee Haw!” And you also are likely to hear Bubba’s elves respond, “I her’d dat!”

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words “Back Off.”

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as “Miracle on 34th Street” and “It’s a Wonderful Life” will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you’ll see “Boss Hogg Saves Christmas” and “Smokey and the Bandit IV” featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally, 8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours, S. Claus

Uncle Jessie! Where’s Cooter and the Duke boys?

I cant believe he has a debt card….wait it must be food stamps

overalls? I think those qualify as oversomes

“Cause Women Go Crazy ‘Bout A Sharp Dressed Man!”
That’s where ZZ Top goes to buy their Roadies water.

he must have sprained his belly since he is wearing a sling on it

At least the straps are covering his man-boobs… otherwise it would just be indecent.

See how the cashier’s cheeks are all puffed out? She’s either trying not to laugh, or breathe in the smell of chafing nipples and last month’s soup leftovers in that amazing soup catcher.

“When the suspenders chafe against my nipples, I find my “erotic-zone”

Hey! It’s Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard!! He was my favorite haha.

Oh….. wow…..

Methinks my wife sent me this link because of how much she HATES my one lone set of overalls. And my white beard is no where near as long as this guys… I’m prettier, too!

I wish I knew what that hat said. Damn dude, that is one of the best (or worst) beer guts I have ever seen. You could hide a full grown something in there.

Ah yes, cover-alls that don’t quite cover-all

APPARENTLY PSYCHIATRISTS IN OUR SOUTHERN STATES HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THORAZINE …
PERHAPS BECAUSE OF THE COLD WEATHER, ICE AND SNOW, HERE IN IOWA, WE DON’TSEEM TO HAVE ALL THESE NUT CASES!!!
BUT WAIT … MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE OF THE AVAILABILITY OF PSYCHOTROPIC DRUGS!! HA

I am ashamed to let people know that I live in tennessee and work at a walmart . Unfortunalty or not we see this every day, so please people check the mirror and if it breaks or you make the dog vomit, PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON. Thank you

The scariest part of this is I -think- I know him, but the pic is so blurry I can’t tell for sure… >.>

its so funny that even this guy is too good to drink water from the tap…

Some people really need to realize that they look like COMPLETE idiots! I mean please! Buy a Dang mirror! Of course if I follow the plan, me and my friends are going to make complete idiots of ourselves in wal*mart! So sorry Tennessee..

This must be what Kate and Nadia looked like in their final months of pregnancy.

“Hey dad I didn’t know Santa had boobs!”

This year it look like we’ll all be giving to Santa’s favorite charity otherwise known as bail.

Tennessee, where the people are so nice they will give you the shirt off their back…….literally!

He has bigger tits than Paris Hilton.

To avoid being mistaken for Santa Claus, PLEASE follow this checklist:
1. invest in hair dye for your beard
2. lose 2 or 3 hundred pounds
3. Don’t shop at Walmart around the holidays… actually don’t shop anywhere for that matter…..

He looks like the male version of that Kate Gosselin pregnancy picture!!!

It’s ZZ no top.

That’s just.. plain disgusting..

Better yet ZZ topless.

Hate to tell you, kids – You’re all getting bottled water for Christmas this year!

They are coveralls, but they sure as hell aren’t covering it all!

Hide them? I think he ate them! Where is it ok to go shirtless, the bib covers nothing on this man!

Et tu, Santy?

“What ya mean, debit or credit? All I got is gold nuggets in my bibb!”

So here some sad info. I actually know the cashier, and I also know the guy. I used to work at they walmart and see them all the time. He works at a co-op. Go figure.

Um, I think that’s my dad. Seriously.

no shiet no shoes no service. anybody ever hear that one?

is that moondog spot or moondog rex?

Hay that looks like the guy that toped at my house last year