God I hope you’re just pleasantly plump and not pregnant….Man, I feel like I’ve said that too many times in 2013. Amirightoramiright?
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Damm white people
December 20th, 2013
In a smokers voice on the cell phone to the liquor store: “Can you send a case of Mad Dog 20/20 to my apartment right away?”
1. Is that a tat on her belly or hair?
2. Is that bottle her booze or her pee bottle?
She is gassy, look out its gonna blow
My faith in mankind is refreshed with this wonderful display of maternal bliss. I have a feeling she has dropped more than one & they are on the system…. Unreal………..
And so lovely…
D’ya think she just peed into the bottle to her left? A baby that size puts a lot of pressure on the bladder.
How old is this broad?
G Spot Finder
Remember to spay and neuter. Wouldn’t hurt here.
It’d be funny if she wasn’t pregnant.
That’s probably vodka in her bottle there on the curb.
But in her defense she may not know she is pregnant. Her belly may look like that every time she has a cirrosis flare up.
How drunk would you have to have been to climb on that in the first place!!???
Nice haircut. Wasn’t she one of the guys in Dumb and Dumber?
The fact that she is pregnant in the first place shows how low some men can stoop. She is ugly on so many levels and doesn’t have much hope of reversing the trend.
It’s 10:00 am, do you know where that surrogate mother you hired is?
I’ll be sleeping tonight with the lights on and the blanket pulled up over my head.
Usual smokers are disgusting! But a pregnant smoker is a stupid woman. And smokers stink!!! Even sewers smell better than a smoker!
She”s not pregnant, she’s american.
December 21st, 2013
Just proves that some dudes will hit anything!!!
Good one Arn! & Bill Douglas you are so right! Ugh!
How do we know this is even a woman! Could just be a white, southern, male on his Walmart smoke break. I live in the south, unfortunately, & 7 out of 10 men between the age of 28 & 60 look just like this man.
December 22nd, 2013
Object to the right of her suggest guilt by association… but that’s just me.
Does she even know she is pregnant? That is if she is.
The biggest joke is that
Someone has tapped that
December 23rd, 2013
And she’s naming the kid “Lil’ Marlboro Man.”
Even I have never got so drunk that I would hit on that.
December 24th, 2013
It’s so sad that kids are ever born to the likes of this. One of the better examples for forced sterilization I’ve seen in a while.
December 29th, 2013
I don’t think she’s a stranger to Meth either.