Mother Of The Year Candidate



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God I hope you’re just pleasantly plump and not pregnant….Man, I feel like I’ve said that too many times in 2013. Amirightoramiright?

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Mother Of The Year Candidate, 5.0 out of 10 based on 257 ratings

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  1. mike reiley

    Damm white people

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    December 20th, 2013

  2. girlwatcher

    In a smokers voice on the cell phone to the liquor store: “Can you send a case of Mad Dog 20/20 to my apartment right away?”

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    December 20th, 2013

  3. nano

    2 things:

    1. Is that a tat on her belly or hair?
    2. Is that bottle her booze or her pee bottle?

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    December 20th, 2013

  4. greg

    She is gassy, look out its gonna blow

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    December 20th, 2013

  5. Watertender

    My faith in mankind is refreshed with this wonderful display of maternal bliss. I have a feeling she has dropped more than one & they are on the system…. Unreal………..

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    December 20th, 2013

  6. LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    And so lovely…

    (sarcasm)

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    December 20th, 2013

  7. Luna

    D’ya think she just peed into the bottle to her left? A baby that size puts a lot of pressure on the bladder.

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    December 20th, 2013

  8. missy

    How old is this broad?

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    December 20th, 2013

  9. G Spot Finder

    Remember to spay and neuter. Wouldn’t hurt here.

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    December 20th, 2013

  10. Douche Nozzle

    It’d be funny if she wasn’t pregnant. ;) :) :D :P

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    December 20th, 2013

  11. MasterBaiter

    That’s probably vodka in her bottle there on the curb.

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    December 20th, 2013

  12. MasterBaiter

    But in her defense she may not know she is pregnant. Her belly may look like that every time she has a cirrosis flare up.

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    December 20th, 2013

  13. tonydadon

    How drunk would you have to have been to climb on that in the first place!!???

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    December 20th, 2013

  14. AS

    Nice haircut. Wasn’t she one of the guys in Dumb and Dumber?

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    December 20th, 2013

  15. Count Flatula

    The fact that she is pregnant in the first place shows how low some men can stoop. She is ugly on so many levels and doesn’t have much hope of reversing the trend.

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    December 20th, 2013

  16. Nancy

    It’s 10:00 am, do you know where that surrogate mother you hired is?

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    December 20th, 2013

  17. signguy

    I’ll be sleeping tonight with the lights on and the blanket pulled up over my head.

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    December 20th, 2013

  18. Bill Douglas

    Usual smokers are disgusting! But a pregnant smoker is a stupid woman. And smokers stink!!! Even sewers smell better than a smoker!

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    December 20th, 2013

  19. Arn

    She”s not pregnant, she’s american.

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    December 21st, 2013

  20. Coco

    Just proves that some dudes will hit anything!!!

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    December 21st, 2013

  21. Retina Burn

    Good one Arn! & Bill Douglas you are so right! Ugh!

    How do we know this is even a woman! Could just be a white, southern, male on his Walmart smoke break. I live in the south, unfortunately, & 7 out of 10 men between the age of 28 & 60 look just like this man.

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    December 22nd, 2013

  22. Notalenthack

    Object to the right of her suggest guilt by association… but that’s just me.

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    December 22nd, 2013

  23. Jerry

    Does she even know she is pregnant? That is if she is.

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    December 22nd, 2013

  24. Joey BadaBing

    The biggest joke is that

    Someone has tapped that :-(

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    December 23rd, 2013

  25. Jen

    And she’s naming the kid “Lil’ Marlboro Man.”

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    December 23rd, 2013

  26. Bubba

    Even I have never got so drunk that I would hit on that.

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    December 24th, 2013

  27. jj

    It’s so sad that kids are ever born to the likes of this. One of the better examples for forced sterilization I’ve seen in a while.

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    December 29th, 2013

  28. Dawn

    I don’t think she’s a stranger to Meth either.

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    December 29th, 2013

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