The real lady marmalade…..not the sexy french song version, the fruit preserve.
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Damn, those legs go all the way up and make a huge ass of themselves.
November 6th, 2009
That must be drafty…thinks she needs to air out?
Its like a car wreck. One you can’t look away from.
Who knew there was a Frederick’s of Hollywood in the Great Smoky Mountain?
-The Big Cheese
Ewwies Ewwies Ewwies!!! That is really gross! I wanna cry looking at that.
I can only hope this was a Halloween costume because now I have to poke my eyes out with tongs! That’s one lucky guy.
GOD!! I wanna piss all over dat!!
New movie release:
“Big Bird goes naughty”
Please – NO!
Good lord people, no one wants or needs to see your ASS!!!
Fantasies like this belong at home not Wal-Mart. The guy on the left probably thinks he’s getting lucky tonight. Yikes!!!
Is there anything we can do as a people to advise women who have asses as wide as a truck, that the rest of us do not want to have to see it?
ME thinks the guy got…………………………….. unlucky
If that’s the rear view… I fear for the person walking towards her!
ugh..that proves why i eat jam instead of marmalade…ugh.
C. D. Clark
Is there a Rocky Horror Picture Show revival at the Wal-Mart? That would explain a lot…
Elvira shacked up with bigbird..
Did she get that from Nashville Tent and Awning?
At least she had the trampy shawl to cover up the rest. God only knows what the top looks like.
omg, wtf is wrong with her??
OMG…I still find it shocking that people don’t find any problem with going out in public like this. How……that’s bedroom or strip club stuff man! I’m speechless really.
Always remember to take your hooker out for walks. Keeping her caged up in the basement without regular exercise = that lady.
I bet the guy’s like ‘check out this babe I’m taking home tonight.’
:::looking for garbage pail to vomit into.:::
I think i just threw up in my mouth a little
Trick or Treat? I’m going with a Trick!
I can see her breakfast rolls
Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Eeewwwww eeewwww eeeeewwww eeeeewwwww!!!!!!!!!
Wal-Marts version of a Victoria Secret fashion show.
What in the world was she thinking? Another woman with no mirrors at home!
Wow….I live in Tennessee and it makes me ashamed to admit it….I wonder if she realizes that Wal-Mart sells clothes..cuz she should really buy some while shes there….
It’s just a jump to the left…
ohhhh my. seriously? i gots to get to walmart..there is a whole subculture i never knew about.
what a fashion statement.heffers unite
They’re heading to the hardware area to pick up bungee cords incase the garters can’t hold it up.
Maybe she just got out of the bathroom and her skirt is tucked in her underwear…
Please tell me that isn’t his Grandma with a bad Halloween Costume.
I would say she was stopping to get some last minute items for work, but do they even have strip clubs where the strippers are “healthy”…..??
the bigger the cushion…
I’d pay good money to see the front view!
How much alcohol did that take? I mean really… wow
Hey look Brooke Hogan
Ice Age IV: Moulin Rouge meets Wooly Mammouth
Whats the weight capacity of the black teddy?
She is the model for Birth Control posters.
The guy with her has a tribal tatoo….. He must be a member of the
“fatassdumbbitcha” tribe. They must be prominent in TN.
I’d hate to be around when those garters give way. Someone could lose an eye!
Oh my ….does he think that’s something to be proud of. I don’t think I could walk in holding her hand. Lol.
Let’s just be glad that Walmart doesn’t buff their floors to a mirror like shine.
Those legs go all they way up and make a huge ass of themselves.
Slap a Snuggy over that!
Lady Marmalade, meet Lady Jelly Roll.
I wish these pics had date/time data included. That’s a Halloween costume, right? Right? RIGHT?
OMG! WHY IS THAT DIMPLY ARSE STARING AT ME? IT SEEMS TO BE BEGGING FOR ME??????
Even not acceptable for Halloween or comeing from a show …..just Pitiful
She has “CRS” (can’t remember shit! )
This time she forgot her pants.
taking granny to get some panties
Blinded by PoWM
Aye Carumba….Is that crack I see in there?
The Tn govenor and his wife on date night.
Wal-Mart please start offering paper bags again…so I can put one over my head so that I wouldn’t have to see this…
She looks like that, and she caught a man?? What am I doing wrong?
This baby got back and them some….This could be considered a disaster area.
What the h…, I mean really people go out of the house like this ? I am just wow…. really
Oh come on people I think is actually quite…..sorry I couldn’t even finish that one without laughing.
Just like at a parade, shouldn’t there be someone following behind that elephant with a pooper-scooper?
Fredericks of Dollywood…
Somebody put some mud flaps on that truck please!
I still say… anything posted on PoW from 10/31 to 11/7 falls under the Halloween Exemption Rule.
But still… cover that a$$ up, already!
I think the front of this lady would frighten small children, thanks for the back only pic.
The really scary part is the color of the hair on her head. Apparently, she’s old enough to know better.
Are those crow feathers?
You know this is totally wrong of me but in all reality, this is one of the reasons why women get raped. NOT the only one. But this has Rape me all over it… This is like showing your tits but the ass version. There is a time and place to wear this. Even if its for a halloween party (in which it is, thats horrible!) I don’t want my kids looking at this disgraceful abomination. They may go blind… Besides, if I noticed this woman in my walmart she would have gotten my foot in her ass for wearing that in public.
Waiting for the egg to pop out…what did the front look like?? Nevermind
Nasty ##AND## wrong.
Susan in Warrenville
I can understand that this is a Halloween costume, but…in public?
A small child could be traumatized for life by this!!
That would be trashy, but the feather boa classes the whole thing up!
OMG – I think it just winked at me!
NO NO NO NO NO NO Take it back, take it back, take it back…please take it back….
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE NOT GET ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE?!?
Sometimes objects in mirrors are BIG as they appear!
a few six-paks and wada bing wada bang wada boom….18 years of child suport.
As we say in TN, ‘oh, bless her heart’. Translated this means, OMG look at that f’ing idiot.
Her butt is hungry!
I'm not telling
it looks like she went to the bathroom and tucked her skirt into her underwear and walked out.
Please tell me she lost a bet!
pass the lighter fluid and a match…..my eyes need to come out.
I can almost see her garden center.
Some wanna bes shouldn’t leave the house..
I thought indecent exposure was against the law. I guess not in Tennessee.
Is this Walmart in a “strip” mall?
I swear on any given day, there is a chubby chasers reunion at Walmart.
hey i just got out of prison so any thing looks goood……………..mmm mm
The walk of shame.
She heard there was a half off sale at Walmart. Something got lost in the interpretation.
Bringing up the rear.
I’d do it!
More like Moo-lin Rouge.
Johanna in exile
Let me get this straight, she is wearing a feather boa and a hat to cover up the top and she can’t be bothered to put a skirt on!! My grandmother went to church a couple times without her skirt, but that happens to old drunk people (and by old i mean 75 not 50). Lady if your hubby says this is okay, just remember he is a man they don’t have fashion sense!
New rules coming soon at your local walmart: Snuggies for ANYONE inappropriately dressed. Violators will be charged 25% more at the check out counter!!!
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are shopping for flour to have some fun tonight…
i’d hit it…
I just threw up in my mouth !
What is she thinking?I am a larger girl (not that large ) but COME ON look in a mirror and look at your ass in a mirror please .
I’m not sure what makes me want to throw up more – the fact that I can see her ass or the fact that because I can see her ass, I know she’s going commando.
love truly is blind
That’s the MAGIC ASS. IT MADE HER PANTS DISAPEAR
Is prostitution a big problem in all Tennessee Walmarts?
This would be very traumatic for a child to see… Who am I kidding, it’s traumatic for anyone to see this. shudder
to the guy with her: Thanks for taking one for the team!
What the Hell……? That should be illegal I can’t believe they let her in the store like that. Walmart clams to be a family store they ignore the freedom of speech by not allowing swearing in the music. Yet they allow half dressed women with butts and boobs hanging out. Even on a skinny women that would not be ok to ware in a place were children may be.
Draino! I need Draino stat!!!!
So much ass it needs straps to hold it on.
I know…he dropped his watch in that crack and they are going to the jewelry counter to get it extracted
Concerned Citizen of Reality
SERIOUSLY???? Do people ever go to Walmart to buy mirrors???
I’d tap that.
Whole lot a chafing going on………..
Come on… This has to be against some law, even in Tennessee.
looks like she sat on a balarina and its like light trying to escape a blackhole its not gonna happen
That is just NASTY in so many ways. I think i am going to be blinded for ever and never eat again.
and his pal walrus
At my Wal-Mart in Russellville Arkansas, we refer to Saturday night as “Hooker Night”
“Awww Hunny! Youse looks GOOOD! Days all jus jealous!!”
“Now, less git us some fixin’s and head on back to the trailer. The youngins is hungry!”
maybe she’s there looking for the rest of the costume…
At this point, I am just hoping that it is not a guy. I don’t know if the front view would be better or worse. Has anyone else had what seems to be a funky ‘ass’ smell come from the screen when viewing this? I wiped good this time I swear.
I continue to believe that butt flossing is an absolute for good anal health
Sometimes I think now people are going to Walmart TRYING to get on this site…
Moons in Leo
I’m hoping this was a Halloween costume. You’ll notice his jeans are ripped high up on the leg. Perhaps they were mauled in the parking lot by their fans.
sniff sniff when did walmart get a fish market ohhhhhhhhh never mind
Please, oh please, let this be a Halloween costume! A really bad, nasty one, but at least a costume!
i’m pretty sure those fishnets aren’t supposed to be knee highs… and those garters are under so much stress they’ll put an eye out when they snap..
Would someone please explain to her that Halloween is a holiday for children to dress up and get tons of free candy, not for her to show her a$$ in public?
I woulda gone with:
The real Lady Marmalade – not the sexy song, the chunky jelly.
seriously does walmart have to add “no pants” to the “no shirt, no shoes no service” policy?!?!
She’s bringing sexy back.
Good thing she’s not at the airport–she’d be busted for possessing 200 lbs of crack.
PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON NO ONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT YA GOT IN YOUR TRUNK……..
OMG… I wore that same outfit last year! haha. My ass isn’t that big though
just a guy
All it took was one drunk, hard-up bastard to tell her she looked good in this outfit and now she wears it anywhere!
Thigh highs are reaching their maximum weight limit…..look out they are about to snap!
I don’t give a shit if that is a Halloween costume. No one should have to be subjected to that.
MOTHER. OF. GOD.
I would eat that like shrimp fried rice!!!!!
Beer Pong Tables
That isn’t a thong? Her country hams are just pinching the table clothe right?
This is just Ridiculous… She ought to be ashamed of herself!!!!
Baby’s got back with a NASTY booty!
@ JENNIFER – No worries. WalMart takes EVERYTHING back!
I didn’t know they sold ugly fat hookers at Walmart…
AHHHHH! I think my retinas just detached.
Is that a Fantasia Hippo?
Oh my effing god. I wonder if her man made her dress that way. Is she a hooker. She is walking with her head down, smart.No mentally stable woman would go anywhere like that, even wal mart for gods sake. I love this site.
F**K that is awful I will puke
More like, “Moulin Huge”
I didn’t know ho’s worked the aisles at WM.
wow nice pussy!!!!!!1
that is horrible
Wow, are they remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Let’s do the time warp again…….
I love that the guy is walk tall toe to toe with her, like he is struting around wally world with a bonifide “trophy wife”
I think that this picture just cause a 15% drop in enrollment to the Tennessee school of Gynecology…
Why am I suddenly thinking of the Chicken Lady from “Kids in the Hall”?
Living with Balls
Now that’s the scariest costume I’ve ever seen.
Doesn’t anyone care about that poor piece of polyester, stretched to within inches of it’s life? When will the madness end?! And don’t even get me started on that disappering act she’s got going on between her butt cheeks…
thats what i’m talking about after the last fitness chick this site back to it high standards. ROLLS!
and yeah i’d hit that
I bet she thinks she is HOTT!! EEWWW!!!!!!!
Whay no comments from JAMBY????? He must be back in the slammer. LOL
I just threw up!
oh f*ck off! as if people go out anywhere like that! how embarrassing!
Sometimes wisdom comes with age, and sometimes age comes alone. That *is* grey hair on her head, is it not? Yeesh!
Crack o’ Doom….run away!!!!!!!!!! It ate her skirt and now it’s coming after us!!!!!!
please make it stop
Looks like he stole her black skirt to wear as a shirt.
oh he brought his hooker to Wal-mart…must be getting supplies.
How bad does the economy have to get for it make sense to turn tricks in a Walmart???
It’s HALL-o-ween, not WHORE-o-ween. Although the whole point of the holiday IS to look scary, so bonus points for reaching that goal.
AGAIN : buy a damn mirror while you are there. The door greeter should have given her a snuggy to wear while she is browsing so the rest of us were not horrified by THIS repulsive display of bad taste.
Halloween or not — if you need stuff for a party, how about you go shopping before you put on your scary costume.
I didnt think that lace and feathers came in bolts that big……
I really don’t even think that Halloween can be used as an excuse to dress like this! Where is the CLOROX!!!!!!
Looks like a walking Emu….
“Fruit preservative.” Yeah, it makes me gay.
Obviously I put away the Drano and eye dropper too early.
Itchy coochie ya da da da… real nasty marmalade!!
Really? Does she not realize she’s hanging out? That outfit is more appropriate for the bedroom, not Walmart.
OMG!!! does she really know this shows her ASS!!! that is gross those poor kids walking past her!!! Anyone walking past her!!! PUK!!!
When those garters snap from the stress, someone’s gonna lose an eye.
Sam waltons rotting corpse
who ever sold her that getup, telling her how good she looked in it, could sell ice to an eskimo
Why is she not being arrested for indecent exposure? That is lingerie, it doesnt matter if she is wearing it on Halloween if your ass cheeks and crack are exposed along with your legs and everything else it belongs in a strip club or bedroom. The cops should just hang out at Walmart for an hour, they would meet their quotas quick!
More like The real Lady Marmaduke !!
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
“I can almost see her garden center”.
***More like you can almost see her compost pile.
I’m honestly stunned that they let people in the store dressed like that. Then again, it IS WalMart…
Between this chick and the fat dude in the other post with no shirt under his bib overalls, it appears that the state of Tennessee is trying to stimulate the economy by boosting the eye bleach industry.
OMG! She must scare children because she is certainly scaring me…or is it scarring? Anyway, not a good look lady! Please check the mirror from behind when you leave the house. PLEASE!?!
Power up the Photon Torpedoes, I see Klingons…
A Law Professor told us once that laws were created to “modify behaviors”…like rape, robbery and murder…now I finally understand why some states have law prohibiting the marrying of livestock…
Another one of the reflectively challenged sufferers that our telethon is trying to help…Your dimes and dollars could help pay for a cure…You could be helping to buy this poor woman a mirror so that she could see how bad she truly looks…
Welcome Walmart shoppers! Please stop down our newest Isle in the lingerie section. We now have a variety of hookers for all your manly needs. Slim, Fat, Tall, Short, Dark, Light, WE HAVE IT ALL!!
Walmart, your one stop shop for everything, even hookers.
Those nasty legs go all the way up and make a huge ass of themselves.
Lord have mercy, i weigh half of her. But my DH wouldnt let me walk out of the house dressed like that.
If that elastic snaps, we’re going to lose the entire Produce section.
that’s more like moulin RUDE!
OMG MY EYES!!!!!!
I dont care how much viagra you force feed me. There is not way my dick could get hard for that fat mess.
FAT WOMEN-again-no one wants to see your cauliflower ass, thighs and saggy tits unless they are into fat porn. Keep the shit covered!
At least she shaved her butt before going out
Uh that’s me holding her hand..I lured her into the dressing room of the plus size section with a cupcake. Let’s just say she won’t shit right for a week!! God damn she is fine
wow…if Girly Girl had to haul ass she’d need to make 2 trips.
ffs. I don’t care if a person is big or small, that’s just not appropriate for public wear.
has anyone noticed that the vast majority of these pictures are from Walmarts in states that most people would not be caught dead in…TN, FL, TX, LA, AK…..
Please….someone follow it around the store.
Offer to get things from the lower shelf.
Please, don’t let it bend over.
looks like those stockings are trying to escape that ass
She really doesn’t look that bad. I mean seriously…Yeah it’s not something you would go out in public with…she should prolly keep it in the bedroom but yeah..Not THAT Bad…
Why doesn’t the loser at the front door of the Walmart do something useful with their lives instead of offering people buggies and taping their shopping bags shut and CHASE THIS NUDIST DOWN?? Throw a blanket over this ‘woman’ and tell her not to come back until she can put on some freakin’ pants, already.
Whenever I’m feeling sad I can just come to this site and know that people have worse lives than mine
She’s like a moped. Fun to ride till your friends see you.
The broke down poor man’s Lady Gaga!
SUPER DUPER MAN
I’m starting to hate this country….
Women have been banned from flying as a passenger on airplanes for wearing more clothing than this. Why can’t Walmart ban them from shopping?
OMG did he say “sure honey, you look fine, let’s go to the store”
it looks like 300 lbs of smashed ass getting shoved through a window
November 7th, 2009
To Quote Martin Lawrence in Big Momma, “Damn That was alot of ass !!!!
Fredricks of Wally World.
“Save Money. Live Sleazier”
They just stopped in for more K-Y…
It’s just like mah momma always says… There’s someone for everyone. But now that they’ve found each other they should remove themselves from public view.
On her way to a Tarts and Vicars party-I hope…
How much you wanna bet that the guys name is “Bubba”?
I think she forgot part of her costume, it is like accidentallly leaing the house without pants. that HAS to be it, she forgot her skirt. yech
How do you know that the guy she is with is not some crack head abuser who made her go out like that..don’t be so quick to judge someone by the way they are dressed. ya some people go out dressed that makes you question things, but if you honestly don’t know why they are dressed the way they are, it’s really rude to make fun of them.
this is so wrong … im not sure what to say if anything…. It’s just wrong! that says it all it’s just wrong!
For sanitary reasons, they should NOT LET NAKED PEOPLE into Walmart!
She doesn’t look that bad, legs are pretty decent, and the coat makes her look wider than she is. Also she’s pretty tall, and quite frankly, her guy is the size of a fucking building so of course he wants a woman his size.
Trick or Trick–No treat!!!!!
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard………
Oh DEAR GOD! I looked at this and my face melted off like the Nazi guy in Indiana Jones. Seriously put a lid back on this unholy ark.
Wow. Now I know another reason I left Tenessee. About 50% of these postings are from there!
Hooker on aisle 10. Now THAT’S one-stop shopping!
I should have taken my camera with me last night to wal mart… There was about 15 worthy candidates!
I THINK THOSE HAVE TO BE SUSPENDERS, BC I HAVE NEVER SEEN GARTERS THAT THICK!!!! DAMN!
You shouldn't go into the dressing rooms at wal-mart.
My mother always told me to air out when I went to BED. But at least I make sure to wear underwear to the local wal-mart…
do these people, all of them, not realize we don’t want to see something that will make us puke.
Ok, now, I have to dress like that for work. But I definitely look a lot better than her and I SURE AS HELL would NEVER wear my outfit outside my place of employment without putting clothes on over it first!!
WT????? Holy hurting eye sockets Batman!
Is that Lady Marmalade or Lady MarmaLARD? Woo…that’s a big butt…
Ok – shots like this require a front face pic. People would just need to expect it if they wear something this outlandish.
Stocking with heavy duty bungee cords. Nice.
WARNING!!! THE INMATES HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE ASLYUM.!!!
Wow, how cl- ASSY
This can’t count because it was taken on halloween!It had to of been taken then!!!And girls of all sizes are allowed to dress like that on halloween.Or so I have been told!
I can only hope this pic was taken on Halloween.
November 8th, 2009
It appears Wal-Mart needs to elaborate the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” requirement.
My eyes! My eyes! If Wal-Mart needed evidence to implement a dress code, this picture should do the trick.
if she was hauling ass , she’d have to make 2 trips
“SHES GONNA BLOW!” everyone duck….
Whatcha gonna do with all that Junk?
All that junk inside your trunk!
Cellulite and garterbelts. It’s gonna be a big night for Mr. Lucky.
quick get me my beer goggles
November 9th, 2009
Fruit PRESERVATIVES?? WTF is wrong with you?? Fruit PRESERVES. Jesus.
that wouldn’t be appropriate if it was halloween in a porn shop.
. . . . “paging Dr. Frank-N-Furter — paging Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Please come to customer service right away!”
Oh. My. God. I’ve permanently lost my appetite.
I want her…Really.
This picture is conclusive proof that the phrase “no self-respecting person would go out looking like that” is deader than Coco Chanel…
November 10th, 2009
carlo KICKS benzi
TOMB RAIDER: 105TH ANNIVERSARY…NO REALLY….
And the Europeans think that all Americans are prudes…
November 11th, 2009
THIS THING Came from Tennessee!? thank goodness i have’nt seen it at my local walmart!
I am flabbergasted, there are no words.
November 12th, 2009
Bet we’d get told NO SERVICE for no shoes or shirt, before she would!! What an even lower-class store it’s becomming!
November 13th, 2009
That looks like Paula Deen sneaking in to buy one of her lousy pies from the bakery dept.
Always wondered what a .10 hooker looked like.
wow i think i need to readjust my beer googles or do you think they r working perfectly
November 14th, 2009
November 15th, 2009
OMG! I wore a wig so nobody would know it was me… I never knew it would get online!
Holy shit on an altar! I thought beastiality was illegal??? Serious she looks like a god damn chicken……………….Would anyone like a breast???
November 19th, 2009
I go to walmart all the time but I never see any strange characters like this one. Maybe it is because the one I go to is outside of the US.
Somebody call FEMA please….this is an Emergency…
November 20th, 2009
diversity gone amuck
November 23rd, 2009
Just say no to crack!
she doesnt look horrible, she looks kinda ok. i dont mind looking at that
December 2nd, 2009
OMFG, Im speechless
January 11th, 2011
This must have been done on a dare. All I can say is OOOOMMMMGGGG!!!!
January 27th, 2011
Garters were not made for tree trunks!
June 17th, 2011