Caption Contest!



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I’m curious what blew this guy’s mind! So I’ll let  you guys tell me what goes on in the mind of a mullet for a CAPTION CONTEST!! Winner gets to start their 2014 off right with one of our new People of Walmart page-a-day 2014 Calendars.

Virginia

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Caption Contest!, 2.8 out of 10 based on 143 ratings

73 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Wayne Jelley

    Now where do I make my mark

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    December 30th, 2013

  2. JohnSki

    I don’t need no f***ing glasses!

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    December 30th, 2013

  3. Phillip

    War Damn Eagle Mother Effer!!!

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    December 30th, 2013

  4. Lady Anne

    Glasses? I don’t need no stinkin’ glasses.

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    December 30th, 2013

  5. DnoMan

    With the hair and sleeves, he was expecting it to be half off.

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    December 30th, 2013

  6. Tony Balony

    Damn, thats more than my trailer payment!

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    December 30th, 2013

  7. tonydadon

    Camouflage pants,
    in a funny stance,
    hunter orange shirt,
    look’in like Joe Dirt.
    Mullet on my head,
    sign my name she said,
    but I can’t see
    What’s right in front of me.
    I really need glasses on my nose,
    that’s why I’m striking this ridiculous pose,
    I know it looks stupid but please don’t hate,
    you should see the mess it makes when I urinate!

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    December 30th, 2013

  8. Paper_Monkey

    Hot Damn I look dadgummed good right thar. I Tell you what. Caint beat $2 for a haircut.

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    December 30th, 2013

  9. JillM

    Huh… I got the PIN number right first try… Hope my brother don’t notice I took his wallet.

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    December 30th, 2013

  10. vedan

    Don’t rush me.I want to mullet over before I make a choice.

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    December 30th, 2013

  11. Ryan Hastings

    That’s not really a pinpad it’s actually a mirror. :)

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    December 30th, 2013

  12. Tasha

    What the f**k is this thing? !

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    December 30th, 2013

  13. nic

    well hot damn. what is this number machine?

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    December 30th, 2013

  14. Steve

    “Whoooah, I get by with a little help from my friends!”
    Joe Cocker move!

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    December 30th, 2013

  15. Bubba Biggunz

    “Do you want to pay this amount? For two quarts of 10W-30, an inflatable deck chair and an entire roll of Skoal? Yur durn right I’ll pay that amount. YEEHAWW!”

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    December 30th, 2013

  16. Jen

    “My mullet shampoo costed how much!?!”

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    December 30th, 2013

  17. PKS

    Dude, I haven’t made a payment in 6 months and the card cleared!

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    December 30th, 2013

  18. Barker 62

    Got fancy shades on his head probably costing as much as a decent pair of bifocals……. What can I say????

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    December 30th, 2013

  19. Jason Sweitzer

    Saved a bunch of money by switching to Wal Mart

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    December 30th, 2013

  20. Count Flatula

    It ain’t easy being that cool. You know hard it is to get parts for an old El Camino?

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    December 30th, 2013

  21. Ben

    Oh Shit!

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    December 30th, 2013

  22. earl

    The screen is hard to see , I wonder where I put my glasses ?

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    December 30th, 2013

  23. Robert reilly

    Do you want sleeves with that?

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    December 30th, 2013

  24. zendaddy621

    It’s true: Apes are still evolving…

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    December 30th, 2013

  25. megan

    Man, I am waay too drunk for this s#!*

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    December 30th, 2013

  26. ricky

    Damn! The Falcoons lost again.

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    December 31st, 2013

  27. Sam Wagner

    $17.85? Damn, that blows this week’s paycheck.

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    December 31st, 2013

  28. shataka

    What??? I can get cash back, Hell Yeah

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    December 31st, 2013

  29. Lee Campbell

    What’s this? This machine is going to give me $10, $20, or $50 cash? I might have to get back in line…

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    December 31st, 2013

  30. Tex Weston

    Billy Ray on rollback, HOT DAMN!

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    December 31st, 2013

  31. Bubba Biggunz

    “Do I want to pay this amount? For 2 quarts of 10W-30, an inflatable deck chair and an entire roll of Skoal? You’re durn right I do!”

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    December 31st, 2013

  32. FOCUS

    Holy crap, the heavy-duty batteries for my dildo are 50 percent off this week?

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    December 31st, 2013

  33. Brian

    That food stamp balance doesn’t look right….

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    December 31st, 2013

  34. John

    Tampons are that much?

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    December 31st, 2013

  35. Jerry Laake

    “Day-yum! These 5 cases of Busch Light and 10 lbs. of wings are cheaper this week. I REALLY DO save at Wal-Mart!”

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    December 31st, 2013

  36. R. Fragman

    “Is the amount correct?” How in the F**K do I know, you told me what it was!

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    December 31st, 2013

  37. matt

    I told them sons a bitches I needed glasses.

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    December 31st, 2013

  38. lordofthegadflies

    “Durrr, I forgot how to alphabet.”

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    December 31st, 2013

  39. jeremy

    How am I supposed to sign this with no damn ink in that there pen!!! I’m not that there magic man at the county fair.

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    December 31st, 2013

  40. Dan

    There’s tax? Goddamn government!

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    December 31st, 2013

  41. MustacheHam

    uhh…what the heck is an e-receipt?

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    December 31st, 2013

  42. Amy

    “Georgia! Grab me a pair of them readin’ glasses!”

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    December 31st, 2013

  43. Oogie

    Dayum, my cursive teacher would shoot me if she saw that.

    Oh, wait, they don’t teach cursive any more.

    How the hell will kids know what their signature looks like then?

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    January 1st, 2014

  44. Mayflower

    It wants my sign? Say, how do ya spell Pisces?

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    January 1st, 2014

  45. listagurl

    Damnnnnnn! I can’t believe that EBT covered my cigarettes
    Praise the lawd.

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    January 1st, 2014

  46. Robert spring

    I’ll show duck dynasty what’s up!

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    January 1st, 2014

  47. alina

    I thought those condoms were cheaper….

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    January 1st, 2014

  48. oscar cabrera

    wow !!! it was approved

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    January 1st, 2014

  49. chrisinyc

    Cash back? Well. hell yes I’ll take some cash back. It’ll be almost like I never paid for it!

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    January 1st, 2014

  50. Kristal Gallegos

    Let’s see A b c uhh no 1 1 uh how do I spell my pin?!?!

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    January 1st, 2014

  51. Aaron

    “Stupid Candy Crush Saga, these tablets are junk”

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    January 1st, 2014

  52. JIMMY

    WHOEVER TOOK THIS PICTURE PLEASE EMAIL ME A LOCATON WHERE THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN, I BELIEVE HE MAY BE MY LONG LOST BROTHER THAT WAS ADOPTED AT A VERY YOUNG AGE …THANK YOU…JIMMY

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    January 2nd, 2014

  53. Nick

    My chew and hair gel was HOW MUCH???

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    January 2nd, 2014

  54. TC Dudley

    Holy Crap! I did have $20 left on that Credit Card.

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    January 2nd, 2014

  55. Alisha Keith

    “298.00 for groceries!!?? WHAT THE HELL did I just buy?, she’ll be lucky if i got 5 bucks on here!”

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    January 2nd, 2014

  56. Jess

    What?! The 80s are over?!

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    January 3rd, 2014

  57. Jerry

    B-i-l-l-y B-o-b R-e-d-n-e-c-……

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    January 3rd, 2014

  58. tino

    “Damn I should have finished 2nd grade!”

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    January 4th, 2014

  59. Erika

    If I put on my smug rich bastard face and squint through my imaginary bifocals, I just might get away with it!

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    January 4th, 2014

  60. Ed

    “Damn! Hair gel’s gettin’ spensive!”

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    January 6th, 2014

  61. Caitlin

    Ahhhhh…. okay now how do I write on the computer?

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    January 6th, 2014

  62. christan

    i dont know no es-pan-yol!

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    January 7th, 2014

  63. Christine

    Looks like Macklemore’s dad left his readers at the Thrift Shop…

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    January 7th, 2014

  64. Christine

    Did Macklemore’s dad leave his readers at the thrift shop?

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    January 7th, 2014

  65. Tommy Gunn

    Dont know my Pin # but I usually use a #2 pencil

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    January 12th, 2014

  66. Elise

    …if only I stayed in school and learned to read..

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    January 14th, 2014

  67. Thomas Brown

    “Man! Nascar Collector-Series Butt-Plugs have really gone up lately!”

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    January 15th, 2014

  68. Sarah Martinelli

    Dang! I think my fringe needs a cuttin’

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    January 18th, 2014

  69. troy

    did I get the batteries

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    January 23rd, 2014

  70. Brian

    $20,$40,$60…$80?!! I didn’t know money came that big!

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    January 29th, 2014

  71. Mike Sharigan

    DAMM them tampoons cost a lot. She gonna haf’ta start washin’em out and re-usin’em.

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    January 31st, 2014

  72. Diana Starling

    I know I put my glasses in my hair, but it’s so long that I can’t find them.

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    February 1st, 2014

  73. “X” on the bottom corner to block.

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    February 6th, 2014

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