It would save you the time of growing that thing if you’d just wear a big sign that says “I’m weird and probably smell funny.”
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your nasty, nappy hair.
January 6th, 2014
I’ll bet birds sit on her head, attracted by the jumping fleas. YUK!
I’m not sure if that is male or female but either way The caption says it all. It DEFINITELY represents Virginia – those weirdos.
how can she wash that thing?
Absolutely NASTY!! Who knows whats growing in that.
Sam, I don’t think she can. Yetch.
You didn’t think Radagast the Brown had a wife, but….BEHOLD!
One word: Nasty!!
There was one like this where I used to live. The odor was enough to gag a skunk at fifty yards!
I wonder how much that thing weighs?
The ugliest hair extension on the market.
Probably a woman. Her normal hair are long. Not all men can grow their hair that long. The boots and the coats seem to be feminine. Maybe the owner of this photo can tell us if it is a man or a woman?
Where’s a chainsaw when you need it? Ah, forgot – over in the DIY section!
Seriously, that’s just plain gross, unhygienic and probably smells.
January 7th, 2014
Slop Jar Magoo
She keeps her hair that long because they often run out of toilet paper in the WallyWorld bathrooms.
The ” My strength is in my long hair” thing isn’t working out for you.
Garden shears are in Isle 12 already!
OMG! It looks like he(?) put a road-killed beaver fur on his head!
1. He or she? Really can not tell.
2. Must have serious neck pains, let alone migraines.
3. No scissor made could cut that, need an axe at a minimum.
4. Enough oil in all that to fry a flounder in.
5. Probably smells like the flounder to start with.
January 8th, 2014
It is a sure sign of mental health issues. And a public health issue too.
January 11th, 2014
This one has been on here before. I’m not sure that the tail ran to the floor.
February 6th, 2014