Humpy Time



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Ohhh you were so close. Keep practicing there buddy….Kinda looks like the most average boring act of car sex ever. Like if someone said “describe boring car sex,” my first thought would be a grey Subaru humping a grey minivan. So average.

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  1. zendaddy621

    And I thought people at my Walmart were bad at parking…

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    January 10th, 2014

  2. tonydadon

    When having a car with four-wheel-drive goes bad…….

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    January 10th, 2014

  3. kay martin

    CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!!

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    January 10th, 2014

  4. Lady Anne

    How fast was that car going? And on a parking lot, no less. Jumped a snow bank, knocked over a cement post…ah, Wal-Mart, how I love thee.

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    January 10th, 2014

  5. Jen

    Honk if you’re horny.

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    January 11th, 2014

  6. Ingens

    Typical Subaru driver.

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    January 11th, 2014

  7. secretsheik

    Reminds me of a rather graphic fanfic about Thomas the tank engine…

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    January 12th, 2014

  8. Maybe

    When 2 female divers decide to get together run like hell.

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    January 12th, 2014

  9. Oogie

    Subarus are about love, the environment and getting to that really close openspace fast no matter what.

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    January 12th, 2014

  10. Slop Jar Magoo

    Yet another woman driver…….I think she calls this parallel parking.

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    January 13th, 2014

  11. nano

    Since it’s in the handicapped area, I’m assuming it’s another case of DWE(driving while elderly).

    Probably the ol’ “I thought I was hitting the brake”.

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    January 13th, 2014

  12. ms codpiece

    to the two woman haters in this thread…really ..are you sure it was woman drivers involved???

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    January 13th, 2014

  13. ms codpiece

    ” hey Mike…what day is is??? Hump day!!”

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    January 13th, 2014

  14. sam

    @ CODPIECE–I doubt any man would drive like this :)

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    January 13th, 2014

  15. A.B.

    Well, at least these two participants in mating are the same color so the little sub compacts they have will also be the same color.

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    January 13th, 2014

  16. Sejanus

    If you are trying to breed scooters……

    yer doing it wrong.

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    January 14th, 2014

  17. ms codpiece

    @sam…really…a man has never went through a store by accidentily hitting the gas and not the break…an man has never chased down a driver in a rage through 2 states and murdered him over some belief of injustice….a driver that is male has never run over a bunch of kids waiting outside of their school and killed one of them…btw all the above mentioned incidence DID happen and did in fact happen by a male! Thus proving that you clearly have you head up your ass!…smell the roses buddy!

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    January 14th, 2014

  18. Jami

    Considering women are more trusted by insurance companies I’m sure at least one driver if not both were male.

    And the accident could be rage fueled. You ever drive by a preschool in California and see those tall, wide, cement filled steel poles behind the fence? Yeah, that’s because some guy in my home town decided to try and kill his ex-girlfriend’s kid by driving his car through the kid’s preschool’s fence. Now all preschools have those poles to prevent it from happening again.

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    January 14th, 2014

  19. ms codpiece

    i see a lot of woman haters give me and others who feel a male could he done this thumbs down….i guess the truth does hurt!

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    January 15th, 2014

  20. verbatim

    JAMI I’m hoping you will tell us he didn’t succeed……..

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    January 15th, 2014

  21. I heard people in New York knew how to drive in the snow.

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    February 5th, 2014

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