Ehhh ohhh, look who is back. I think it’s about time you get named there sweetheart. Maybe something cute like “The Real Life Sex Doll”! What do you guys think?
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Lap dances in aisle 6.
January 20th, 2014
“AIR BAGS” Red……..
But seriously? If someone would just take her aside and teach her how to shape her eyebrows? She wouldn’t be bad at all….
This woman may not make the best choices in clothing, but under those clothes she is a fox. Her breasts are probably enhanced, but those legs are real and they go straight to heaven. One can only dream…
She would have to be the original “Wall Tart”!
I’ll blow up little miss skinny legs on the right. The other one is already overblown.
At least she has the parts covered that most states require for working the stripper pole at the local men’s club. Most women save those outfits for
the privacy of their boudoir.
69 My Favorite Sport
Change her makeup and she would be HOTT, love women that can dress like that
She’ll be named Henry.
She be called Raymond.
I’m getting tired of seeing this…..thing. Bring back Willie the Pimp!!!!!!!
The Gulf Gilf
I’d say “nightmare fuel” would be a fitting name!
How about “fan-fucking-tastic”! Yeah baby!
Why do they let this “C U Next Tuesday” into the store?
How about – Slutty McFakeBoobs ?
Please name her “banned from this site”.
Definitely not a born woman.
I name thee, “Miss Silicone”, the ‘Airbag MILF’.
January 21st, 2014
My Names Dave & i used to be a Hooker for the Exeter Chiefs
Slop Jar Magoo
I knight thee with my rod as “Princess Titty’s McFree”
I shall name thee….cumdumpster.
Manny the Tranny, really gets around
Bruce Jenner must be getting real desperate……….
How about “Desperate Attention Whore”? He may look good, but with a figure like that, you don’t have to dress like a $10 hooker, as nothing will hide a fine (doctor-made) figure like that. Leave something to the imagination, it would be a lot sexier. In my life experience, I’ve found that men are not necessarily attracted to what they see, but they are very interested in what they DON’T see. My mother taught me that and I’ve found it be true.
And thy name shall be “BOOBZILLA”!!!
I ast you las time not to show him agin. Please lissen!!
“Skankasarus” hopefully she will be extinct soon!
I was going to suggest “Zeppelin von Bustier”… until I saw “Boobzilla,” which I think I like better!
Bob Adams from Lima, Ohio.
I dub thee ST. Dee
Not sure what this is, but due to it’s attire always including some form of hosiery (which I find extremely sexy on a woman) I believe that II would have to try and find out. Never know, might be one wild ass time. Certainly one that wont be soon forgotten.
I dub thee … Eve – Silicone Queen of Walmart
Mr. T licious
Fuckin weirdo seems apporiate
I’m thinking….”Tits Ahoy”
I dont have anything smart to say other than the ‘person’ on the left and the ‘person’ the right are not the same.look at past pic of one on left, legs are not that thin.
January 22nd, 2014
How about “Sir”, or maybe “Duuuuuuuuuuude…”
I like ‘Air Bags’…
he/she looks really comfortable on his/her knees in the pic on the left…it’s almost like he/she spends a lot of time down there on his/her knees..
AMERICA IS DOOMED
…only because Walmart has THE LOWEST prices on duct tape…
(for the slow readers among us, the duct tape is to keep the weiner from flopping around…)
I’ve seen worse, so I’d call that a one-bagger.
Get Me Some
A dark bar, a few too many, and this she-male could make me happy in the parking lot…
January 23rd, 2014
You guys who want to have sex with this person and think this person is attractive and think this is a woman, you DO realize you are gay and don’t know it? The very essence of what you think is attractive in a woman is inherently flawed. You are fawning over a MAN and calling him she. You are all GAY,GAY GAY, GAY totally GAY and you don’t even know it! HA,HA!
January 24th, 2014
Thats a dude!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2014
A titjob is as far as I would go with that woman.
January 27th, 2014
The Real Sex Troll Doll
Both pictures ARE the same person, look at the eyebrows. The white socks are giving the illusion of thinner legs, but it’s the same tranny. It’s also puzzling that his boobs start at the collarbone.
January 28th, 2014
No one mentioned Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror?!
January 29th, 2014
I have no clue if that is a man or a woman. In either case, they look good. They look like they dress from a prostitutes wardrobe, but some people like to express their self that way. Still, much better looking than most of what we see on this site.
January 31st, 2014
Aside from dressing from the closet of prostitution, I’m not really seeing a problem with these pictures. I don’t care if it is a man or a woman. they are exhibiting pride in their appearance. they keep their self up. Its not the style I would choose, but I don’t look like that either.I don’t consider it respectable by my standards. but then again I am posting on people of walmart.
February 1st, 2014
February 16th, 2014
Granny Fannie Funbags
February 19th, 2014
This is not a man. It is a woman, I know because I grew up in the same city as she lives in in Alabama and she used to eat in the restaurant I worked at. Obviously those are very fake boobs and awful makeup but it’s definitely a woman.
March 4th, 2014
March 7th, 2014