I Shall Name Thee…



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Ehhh ohhh, look who is back. I think it’s about time you get named there sweetheart. Maybe something cute like “The Real Life Sex Doll”! What do you guys think?

Alabama

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I Shall Name Thee..., 5.4 out of 10 based on 264 ratings

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  1. Jen

    Lap dances in aisle 6.

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    January 20th, 2014

  2. tonydadon

    “AIR BAGS” Red……..
    But seriously? If someone would just take her aside and teach her how to shape her eyebrows? She wouldn’t be bad at all….

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    January 20th, 2014

  3. Eddie

    This woman may not make the best choices in clothing, but under those clothes she is a fox. Her breasts are probably enhanced, but those legs are real and they go straight to heaven. One can only dream…

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    January 20th, 2014

  4. Jim

    She would have to be the original “Wall Tart”!

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    January 20th, 2014

  5. girlwatcher

    I’ll blow up little miss skinny legs on the right. The other one is already overblown.

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    January 20th, 2014

  6. jag

    At least she has the parts covered that most states require for working the stripper pole at the local men’s club. Most women save those outfits for
    the privacy of their boudoir.

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    January 20th, 2014

  7. 69 My Favorite Sport

    Change her makeup and she would be HOTT, love women that can dress like that

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    January 20th, 2014

  8. Jokomo Finaney

    She’ll be named Henry.

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    January 20th, 2014

  9. Pimp Daddy

    She be called Raymond.

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    January 20th, 2014

  10. queenb

    I’m getting tired of seeing this…..thing. Bring back Willie the Pimp!!!!!!!

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    January 20th, 2014

  11. alogana

    The Gulf Gilf

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    January 20th, 2014

  12. Smogzilla

    Mamma Juggs

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    January 20th, 2014

  13. Craig D

    I’d say “nightmare fuel” would be a fitting name!

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    January 20th, 2014

  14. Matt

    How about “fan-fucking-tastic”! Yeah baby!

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    January 20th, 2014

  15. Missy

    Why do they let this “C U Next Tuesday” into the store?

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    January 20th, 2014

  16. SportyGuy

    How about – Slutty McFakeBoobs ?

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    January 20th, 2014

  17. Locode

    Please name her “banned from this site”.

    Sorry, HIM.

    Definitely not a born woman.

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    January 20th, 2014

  18. Barker 62

    I name thee, “Miss Silicone”, the ‘Airbag MILF’.

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    January 21st, 2014

  19. bloodyhellfire

    My Names Dave & i used to be a Hooker for the Exeter Chiefs

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    January 21st, 2014

  20. Slop Jar Magoo

    I knight thee with my rod as “Princess Titty’s McFree”

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    January 21st, 2014

  21. Picklestink

    I shall name thee….cumdumpster.

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    January 21st, 2014

  22. Joey BadaBing

    Manny the Tranny, really gets around

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    January 21st, 2014

  23. Stank McNasty

    Bruce Jenner must be getting real desperate……….

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    January 21st, 2014

  24. Northerngirl

    How about “Desperate Attention Whore”? He may look good, but with a figure like that, you don’t have to dress like a $10 hooker, as nothing will hide a fine (doctor-made) figure like that. Leave something to the imagination, it would be a lot sexier. In my life experience, I’ve found that men are not necessarily attracted to what they see, but they are very interested in what they DON’T see. My mother taught me that and I’ve found it be true.

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    January 21st, 2014

  25. Davey

    And thy name shall be “BOOBZILLA”!!!

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    January 21st, 2014

  26. verbatim

    I ast you las time not to show him agin. Please lissen!!

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    January 21st, 2014

  27. Steve

    “Skankasarus” hopefully she will be extinct soon!

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    January 21st, 2014

  28. snappy

    I was going to suggest “Zeppelin von Bustier”… until I saw “Boobzilla,” which I think I like better!

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    January 21st, 2014

  29. Retina Burn

    Bob Adams from Lima, Ohio.

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    January 21st, 2014

  30. susan

    booberella

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    January 21st, 2014

  31. Nukeman2k

    I dub thee ST. Dee

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    January 21st, 2014

  32. Crazy8's

    Not sure what this is, but due to it’s attire always including some form of hosiery (which I find extremely sexy on a woman) I believe that II would have to try and find out. Never know, might be one wild ass time. Certainly one that wont be soon forgotten.
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    January 21st, 2014

  33. Rielly Collins

    I dub thee … Eve – Silicone Queen of Walmart

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    January 21st, 2014

  34. Mr. T licious

    Fuckin weirdo seems apporiate

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    January 21st, 2014

  35. Tallytin

    I’m thinking….”Tits Ahoy”

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    January 21st, 2014

  36. Cptobv

    Silicon sal?

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    January 21st, 2014

  37. jaydub1922

    I dont have anything smart to say other than the ‘person’ on the left and the ‘person’ the right are not the same.look at past pic of one on left, legs are not that thin.

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    January 22nd, 2014

  38. Fred

    How about “Sir”, or maybe “Duuuuuuuuuuude…”

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    January 22nd, 2014

  39. Waz Bazbo

    Lady Boobsalot

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    January 22nd, 2014

  40. Nexus

    I like ‘Air Bags’…
    he/she looks really comfortable on his/her knees in the pic on the left…it’s almost like he/she spends a lot of time down there on his/her knees..

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    January 22nd, 2014

  41. AMERICA IS DOOMED

    …only because Walmart has THE LOWEST prices on duct tape…

    (for the slow readers among us, the duct tape is to keep the weiner from flopping around…)

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    January 22nd, 2014

  42. John

    I’ve seen worse, so I’d call that a one-bagger.

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    January 22nd, 2014

  43. BoBo

    Bewbs

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    January 22nd, 2014

  44. Get Me Some

    A dark bar, a few too many, and this she-male could make me happy in the parking lot…

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    January 22nd, 2014

  45. SmokyJoe

    Rockette Horror

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    January 23rd, 2014

  46. Nelson

    You guys who want to have sex with this person and think this person is attractive and think this is a woman, you DO realize you are gay and don’t know it? The very essence of what you think is attractive in a woman is inherently flawed. You are fawning over a MAN and calling him she. You are all GAY,GAY GAY, GAY totally GAY and you don’t even know it! HA,HA!

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    January 24th, 2014

  47. dankdevil

    Thats a dude!!!!!!!!!

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    January 26th, 2014

  48. John Penis

    A titjob is as far as I would go with that woman.

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    January 27th, 2014

  49. Drew Petits

    The Real Sex Troll Doll

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    January 27th, 2014

  50. Tatin

    Both pictures ARE the same person, look at the eyebrows. The white socks are giving the illusion of thinner legs, but it’s the same tranny. It’s also puzzling that his boobs start at the collarbone.

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    January 28th, 2014

  51. Brawny71

    No one mentioned Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror?!

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    January 29th, 2014

  52. I have no clue if that is a man or a woman. In either case, they look good. They look like they dress from a prostitutes wardrobe, but some people like to express their self that way. Still, much better looking than most of what we see on this site.

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    January 31st, 2014

  53. Aside from dressing from the closet of prostitution, I’m not really seeing a problem with these pictures. I don’t care if it is a man or a woman. they are exhibiting pride in their appearance. they keep their self up. Its not the style I would choose, but I don’t look like that either.I don’t consider it respectable by my standards. but then again I am posting on people of walmart.

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    February 1st, 2014

  54. Ian Phlegming

    James

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    February 16th, 2014

  55. Required Name

    Granny Fannie Funbags

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    February 19th, 2014

  56. Mallory

    This is not a man. It is a woman, I know because I grew up in the same city as she lives in in Alabama and she used to eat in the restaurant I worked at. Obviously those are very fake boobs and awful makeup but it’s definitely a woman.

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    March 4th, 2014

  57. Hollywood Donnie

    Brazilla

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    March 7th, 2014

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