Forever Alone



forever alone

Forget online dating, my man is going old school marketing via mobile signage. Good plan buddy, show off the good and leave ‘em wanting more. I have no doubt the woman you get from your t-shirt advertisement will definitely be a keeper.

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Forever Alone, 6.9 out of 10 based on 104 ratings

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  1. Slop Jar Magoo

    LMAO…..The last piece of A$$ this guy had was when his finger popped through the toilet paper while he was wiping……

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    January 27th, 2014

  2. JayDubiii

    Lose 30 pounds and get a freaking haircut and you might have a small chance of getting laid.

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    January 27th, 2014

  3. JillM

    He looks like the cops need to check his backyard, basement and freezer for bodies – yeah he needs a woman, as his next victim

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    January 27th, 2014

  4. girlwatcher

    what is that black on his ass? Looks like he duct taped a fart blow hole.

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    January 27th, 2014

  5. zendaddy621

    Dude, ever heard of Craigslist?

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    January 27th, 2014

  6. With all that advertisement he better have his cell phone bill paid current.

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    January 27th, 2014

  7. Jen

    e-shirt-harmony.com

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    January 27th, 2014

  8. Cybr

    Aw, c’mon, man. Un-pixelate the phone number. Just think of all the fun we could have calling this guy.

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    January 28th, 2014

  9. Joey BadaBing

    I’ll guess that “Free Candy” and a Van is somehow involved

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    January 28th, 2014

  10. Northerngirl

    … I think I’ll pass. I don’t want to live with him in his mother’s basement ….

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    January 28th, 2014

  11. girlwatcher

    Don’t blame you Northern Girl. Poor guy must not have a sister.

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    January 30th, 2014

  12. yes im foreverlone but theres got to be someone ouy there . if anyone like what I had I need a womwn call me at 205-530-2008

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    February 2nd, 2014

  13. gothchiq

    Chris-Chan? lol

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    February 7th, 2014

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