I don’t even know how that physically happens. This guy is just having one of those shitty days where everything goes wrong…pun completely intended.
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HOW CAN THEY WALKED AROUND THE PUBLIC LIKE THIS??!
*ultimate face desk*
January 28th, 2014
Classic OHH Shit caught on camera. Between the over the belt leftover asswipe & the charming sight of yesterday’s lunch in & on the pocket it’s a real winner indeed!!
Got toilet paper stuck in his belt too. I hope he’s headed for the exit. Wait ’til his wife sees the seat fabric in the driver’s seat.
Look closer, it only gets worse! Poop also in the butt crack and right pants leg wet where he pee-peed on himself!
He tried putting it in his pocket to take it home with him.
I’ve just decided.
I WILL kill myself before I get to the stage where I think it’s acceptable to have a sh*t displayed on my Sansabelt golf pants.
That’s one bridge I refuse to cross.
I don’t wanna spend any more time in the Walmart restroom than necessary either, but I’ll at least give the back of may pants a once-over before I pull them back up…
I will gladly pay someone in advance to shoot me when I get old and start doing shit like this.
at a certain point, those that love him have have to take matters into their own hands. for his dignity.
January 29th, 2014
at a certain point, those that love him have to take things into there own hands. For his dignity.
He was probably standing up to wipe, and it fell out of his ass before he got a chance to wipe.
Pizza wallet !
“I keep smelling something really bad. I wonder where it’s coming from?”
January 30th, 2014