A Pirate’s Life For Thee



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Why? That’s the real question. I’m not even going to start on the reasoning of having a pet bird, I’ll skip right over that and get to the question of why do you need to wear your bird out in public? Even pirates with wooden legs, scruffled beards, eye patches, swords and a bottle of rum look borderline stupid and uncool with a bird. What do you think it’s doing to your image guy-with-a-walking-stick in Walmart?

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  1. Jen

    Because there isn’t enough sh*t in Wal-mart from dogs, goats and people.

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    February 10th, 2014

  2. Barker62

    Who the hell let these people in with birds? Don’t EVEN try to tell me these are ‘Service Birds’. Are they donating these birds to the deli for roasting cause that’s the only reason they could be bringing in these disease vectors….

    Next step: Call the local Health Department and complain, call the local police and complain & then the news media about this health problem(why health…? Because Walmart sells food.)

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    February 11th, 2014

  3. Joey BadaBing

    Arrrrrg

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    February 11th, 2014

  4. Red Raider

    Sale in sporting goods on pellet guns. Take your best shot.

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    February 11th, 2014

  5. Fader

    We could make money selling poop colored shirts…..

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    February 11th, 2014

  6. Arcana

    I have 7 pet parrots but would never bring one of them to WALMART! WTF?? 1, it’s unsanitary and 2, they could bite curious people. Again…UNSANITARY MUCH?! Birds poop approximately every 10-15 minutes and could potentially spread illness…what were these people thinking?

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    February 11th, 2014

  7. PPLWATCHER

    Make them walk the plank!

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    February 12th, 2014

  8. Huh

    Okay, I agree that the birds do not belong in Walmart, but what the hell is wrong with having a pet bird? That’s a new one.

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    February 15th, 2014

  9. J

    I really hope that’s a fake macaw, because if it isn’t then that is absolutely the most unhealthy bird I have ever seen in my life. What a piece of shit owner.

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    March 28th, 2014

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