it’s hard to skateboard in combat boots

Shame on parents for letting their child go out in public like this. It’s no wonder there are so many issues with young people today!

his goal in life is to be a milli vanilli impressionist

LOL, what’s wrong with this kid?? How could you go into public like that!?

Anothe mentaly ill person. At least he/she/ it isnt morbidly obese.

I’m not sure which is worse. His bad 1990′s outfit or the fact that he is thinking about getting People Magazine w/ Jay Leno on the cover?

wooow! He’s so fucking HOT! <3 *touches his hair* I want him to visit MY Walmart :C

Looking for a hairdresser in womans day mag.

I did not know they were going to make Stargate 2: A Trip to Wallyworld!

He’s almost too well put together for this look to work.
He gets an “E” for effort!

so much cooler than any of the UNDER-DRESSED people on this site…i don’t have a problem with this kid whatsoever…

Whats that magazine its got in its hands? ‘Tranny Life’?

I had NO idea the 80′s were back!!
Don’t you guys know who he is? He’s the lead singer from the Japanese Hair Band Loudness!!
I’m kidding of course folks….but go and Google Loudness. This guy SO could have been a member!

LOVIN the metallic fanny pack!!! Didn’t know they still made those!!!!

is he wearing a duct tape fanny pack?

Maybe hes one of those wolfs from twilight!

OMG! Is that a silver metallic fanny pack???

didn’t make the extras for Mad Max 3

Your captions are the best thing about this site.

“Pong Ne !! C’mon ! Stop highlighting stories about Adam Lambert, put your highlighter back in your sacred silver pouch ! Let’s go home !”

LOL

Seriously, he’s the best dressed creature on this website!

Is that a fanny pack? wow

Cyndi Lauper’s Love Child

Not sure this is even worth posting.
I thnk this site is beginning to lose it’s appeal.

He’s served 3 yours of duty in the Dolce Gabana vs. Valentino war….

that guy is a trend setter… i bet he can totally bring back metallic fanny packs!

I like this one. Completely tasteless, yes, but as this website has proven, tasteless can have its own magnetism sometimes.

From the naval down, that’s one hot chick! Need to go top to bottom from now on….

We told you Keifer wasn’t the head vampire! Somebody go get the Frog brothers quick!

Dude!

Seriously though, he’s got his own style and is rocking it for all it’s worth.

Now if he came into the Walmart wearing chaps with his cheeks showing…it would be a whole different matter.

Crap. Now that I said that, the next post will be some dude wearing chaps, showcasing bare buttcheeks.

What? You KNOW it’ll happen eventually.

IN A WORLD…

Where low prices have enslaved humanity…

The fate of everyone…

Rests in the hands of one… Man? Woman? Somebody help me out.

Nothing says gay quite like a silver lamay fanny pack

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Checking out People magazine to see if he made the “Best Dressed” or the “Fashion Faux Pas” section.

I didn’t know Never Never land had access to the Jay Leno Show.

RUFIO! RUFIO! RU-FI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Mad Max told me to look in this Teem People for a secret message if I wanted to get back to Thunderdome.

Welcome to the thunder dome!

I’m not mad at him. Compared to most of the trash on this site, this kid looks like he just stepped off a Paris fashion show runway!

This is the coolest dude on this site.

@Michele

That’s what I was thinking! At least this is decent and more appropriate. I will take it any day over the fatties in their skivvies.

LoL!!! Ahh I loved that movie!!

All I can really say right now is I can’t wait to see the Wal-Creatures who will emerge on Black Friday. Yeah!!!!

That sure is a lot of gear to wear to a Walmart store.

Checking out the magazine for the latest styles.

Gaysian.

I was wondering when they were going to release all the lost boys from the Neverland Ranch.

Check out the camera. I’ll bet he’s looking for pictures to submit to People of Wal Mart.

Bangarang!

He’s thinking, “I don’t get it. This outfit looked good in GQ.”

OOO…I get it this is from the hook movie…

Cheesy scab-picking, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! Boiled dripping beef fart bubble butt! Hemorrhoidal suck navel! Slug-slimed puked-up sack of rat guts and cat vomit. A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!!
I’m blond id takes a couple min.s lol

He’s checking out the magazine for his look for next wee!

Oh hell yeah! This kid’s got real style. I’d rather see people dressed like this than all the people that show it ALL and don’t have anything impressive to let hang out. Lets hear it for creativity and individuality!

i’d go out in public like that, i think it’s HOT! but im a cyber goth so *shrugs* he’s a steam punk boy, wicked stylish outfit

Man. He DOES look like Rufio.

nothing says i want my shit pushed in quite like skinny jeans and a fanny pack!

We each march to the tune to a different drummer!! At least he is dressed and not half naked like most of the people I see come into Wal-mart

whats he readin?

Hey, he’s got style!
Way better than the chavs and the trailer trash usually found here…10/10 guy!

Is his Girlfriend the girl with the Tinkerbell underwear on?

Hey ‘Just Me” I was wondering about the “Cheesy scab-picking…” thing, thanks for the clarification! I was thinking-Geez what’s with this???. Anway, I used to rock this black leather-silvery chains look back in the 90′s…I think this dude looks WAY COOL!!!

sweet fanny pack dude…metallic silver is you color

Fad city.

Fad……………………………………………. with a d.

Haha, that is actually really cool. He looks interesting to me

Damn he is hot~

at least he fully clothed. i’d rather see him that shamu in panties…

He’s totally hot! WTF haters, you’re just jealous

Favorite caption so far!

This guy looks great! And HOT.

Okay, perhaps I’m missing something here. Yes the metallic fanny pack seems out of place with the rest of his look, but beyond that, I think he looks cool (and I’m a forty+ female executive, so definitely not his demographic).

The silver fanny pack really makes this outfit!

His skinny azz needs to pick up a few packs of those cookies instead of that magazine!

I ACTUALLY TOTALLY LOVE THIS!! not joking… he looks cool and is defining his own sense of self. got a cool hipster/punk-rock thing goin on. maybe it’s b/c i grew up in the 80s?? LOVE IT!!

The question is not male or female…it’s fale or memale.

Coolest motherfucker in Neverland. Love this one!

the question is to read art thou magazine and put back or buy art thou magazine with golden coins in silver fanny pack

Read an article the other day trying to explain women seemingly preferring
effiminate men nowadays. The Twilight kid, Adam Lambert…….they opined it was the pill, that it had changed women’s chemistry, making them attracted to more female men. And seeing women on here saying this kid is “hot”……….I guess it’s true ! I need to wear more makeup and practice pronouncing my S’s and C’s much more clearly

this….is awesome. i want him to teach me how to crow!

best one yet!

He looks like a renegade from the future. That silver thing attached to his hip is probably his weapon. He reads people magazine so that he can assimilate.

I think he is original and interesting. He’s stylish and chic. If everyone at WalMart looked like this guy, I’d shop there often. Nice dreadlocks, good-looking. I’d like to know this guy. Pretty sexy IMHO.

I didnt know they sold blue boy magazines here.

i dont think this one is that bad…i’m seen so much worse on this website.

Tha flashy fanny pack is hawt.

He looks like a remnant from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

Dude, in your in walmart freeloaden magazines. That actually puts you in loserville. Grab your makeup and split in your badass supra