Can you help me? I’m looking for those awesome new pants that look like I shit myself while rolling in mud. Ohh you have them?! Great!!
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For some reason Lard Ass comes to mind.
February 19th, 2014
Slop Jar Magoo
Shit Staind outfit………That’s like cammo at WallyWorld…….she’ll blend right in and she’ll never noticed…
What the hell is she thinking about? Obviously she is not thinking. Those pants, if you can call them that are about what I expect from someone shopping at Wal Mart. It really does look like she was rolling in shit.
Doesn’t she have a friend who could intervene? Please?
Sasquatch sent his wife to Wal-mart for supplies.
February 20th, 2014
Let’s hope they’re not dookie stained or smell like dookie. Let’s give her credit for wearing drawers.
Those would be really kind of cute (in a different colour) over a bathing suit, with a loose net top and floppy brimmed hat.
Why is it that people wear cute things in the wrong way in inappropriate places?
Actually looks like some kind of skin disease….
ain’t crazy about the pants but i do love those thighs and that lovely a$$. and calves like that she must be a cowgirl
There is something about those pants that make me feel dirty and a little kinky. I just wanna touch them and then have her sit on my face.
I had to stare at this for a few moments–just to process what in the world she is wearing.
…I am still not sure what this is, but I do know that it is terrible.
Those pants are the wrong color. She would look awesome in a pair of nice jeans, though.
At first glance, it looked like her legs and butt were covered in hair or fur.
Is it fat people that have a problem learning how to dress properly or is it all Walmartians with the disorder?
February 21st, 2014
When I commented before I was half-asleep, seeing her fully awake, wow. Plump thighs and calves, low wide hips, and voluptuous bottom, cute little feet in thong sandals, soft smooth shoulders and neck and the pants are SEE THROUGH. I don’t know, some guys like the thin, made up, perfumed, hard bodied, conservative, intense women, I’ll take an all-natural, smooth, soft, provocatively dressed sweetie pie any day.