He’s like the Energizer Bunny! He Keeps Pimpin’ and Pimpin’ and Pimpin’!
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It’s not Halloween anymore.
November 13th, 2009
Pimpin aint easy….
This guy is a legend!!!
He should totally be the PoWM mascot.
Hey….what aisle are the ho’ beatin’ sticks one?
University of Florida graduate.
Like a cross between The Wicked Witch of the West and Superfly.
This guy is awesome!
Dude…wasn’t he in another picture?
Oh my gosh, this man needs to be a model. I agree, mascot material
WTF!?!? Sorry, wrong isle!
That guy looks kinda creepy hes kinda weird
They should erect a bronze likeness of him and erect it in front of every Walmart in the world…………….people would leave ceremonial fruit baskets at it’s feet, oil it, make wild love on it……………..Edward G. Robinson could stand in front of it and question Walmart shoppers with – “Where’s your Moses now ……. huh ?!?”
Yeah he was, there are a few actually. Now he is wearing a girls halloween hat? Whats next?
“I’m melting! I’m melting!”
I agree with Allie, make him the PoWM mascot!
Holy Shit, “James Brown is back from the dead!” I feel good!!!!!!!!!!
Flava Flav… is that yo’ daddy? No wonder you got so much style
I’ve finally found my hero!
DANG! Lov’n the fur!…lol
Where are the flying monkeys?
OMG seriously? Was this around halloween time?
“Sine ma pity on the ronny kine” – Pootie Tang
Does this guy know he’s making it on this website?
Where are the fling monkeys?
What’s even more disturbing is that I think he’s knitting/crochetting his own accessories. That belt, scarf, and wrist-thingy are hand-knitted from fun-fur. His previous photos show similar handmade “accessories”.
Pimpin’ ain’t easy when you’re a witch.
What is Flavor Flav doing in Walmart? doing away with the clocks and going with scarfs??
Please stop encouraging this man. I can’t stand it … I mean seriously? Who spends money on outfits like this?!
Uh, Halloweens over sweetie
Thats just frickin creepy!
This dude needs his own POWM category. I love him.
Anna Wintour I think you have some competition in the Style Icon stakes.
don’t go away mad,just go away!!
Best witch hat EVER!
Many of my friends would probably kill me for saying this, but I am so proud of my local Walmart! I go there late at night now because I want to meet him.
At least he’s not boring, LOL.
Enough of the Halloween costumes already. Nobody believes these are authentic customers.
SHOW ME THE MULLET!!!!
Its obviously staged Almost makes me not want to visit this site anymore Come on people lets get the real wal marters
♥ http://www.myspace.com/jstetar ♥
He is my favorite person on this site, and the only one I’d actually want to meet. He puts more effort into his “look” than most people–how can you not love him?
I wouldn’t fuck with this guy on Friday the Thirteenth…
I honestly don’t think we should make fun of him. The man is wearing a witch hat with feathers!! How awesome is that? I don’t think anyone can outdo that. And the best part is that in a weird way, he doesn’t look ridiculous. Quite on the contrary! It looks so natural on him
thats a he? i thought it was a she. dyamm!
So it’s a HE? Really? I always thought the Wicked Witch of the West was a woman. Learn something new every day.
“That Ole Black Magic “
I don’t care if this guy is real or fake. I love it. He just keeps doing his thing. I’ll take this guy over all the no clothes waring/mullet heads any day.
It’s the Wicked Witch of the West!
hold on…. I didnt know they had a walmart in Final Fantasy land !!!!!!!
If this is in Orlando, I actually look forward to spotting this now famous Wal-Creature when I head down to Disney! Straight pimpin!
this guy is pretty much my favorite person on this site. he is quite possibly the most pimpin’ of all the pimps of the world!
i’m sure we all secretly (some not so secretly) wish we could be as cool as him.
Looks like a flamboyant witch…it’s ….Pimpwitch!
I,ll get you my pretty and all you other hoes to!
Looks like the pimp is after some grape drink, then its off to get some watermelon.
Come on, guys,you know full well this guy loves the attention he gets on here and the reputation it’s given him.
I hope in the next picture he is shown hugging a couple of scantily clad women as further “proof”.
For everyone that thinks this particular guy is a fake: While I don’t know the definitive answer as I do not live near this Walmart, I want to assure you folks that people like this exist. An older gentleman in very similar garb (albeit a bit more “gothy”) would frequent the clothing store I used to work at. To see an old man decked out in huge Tripp NYC pants, metal, leather, and fake fur, and a massive black pimp hat certainly makes one do a double take. But if my local wonder can exist, then I say there’s a really good chance this guy is for real too.
This man is just amazing. I bow down to him….
Can you hear my golf clap??
I think he’s AWESOME. I mean, this fellow gets a Facebook, he’s gonna have fans like *whoa*!
Shoot, I think he’s AWESOME! I mean, this fellow gets a Facebook, he’s gonna have fans like *whoa*!
I love the effort he puts into pulling his look together. Can’t wait to see his Holiday interpretation.
All hail the Pimpmeister!. He even has a pimp Halloween costume. Awesome!
Wicked witch???… Looks more like one of the flying monkeys!!!!
Note to Bishop Magic Don Juan:This is what happn’s when you leave the pimpin’ game with no retirement plan!
Wicked Witch??…… Looks more like one of the flying monkeys!!
He looks like a zombie at Mardi Gras. The only thing missing from that cart: Braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnsss
OMG! He is truly a style icon.
It appears that even Mack Daddies have to buy boring household stuff.
Sorta looks like one of the Flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz!!!!
I am absolutely sure this man knows he’s on this site! I think he seems, um, well-preserved. How old is he really? Someone find out!
He would have scared Hell out of me when I was a kid. People ought to think before they go out in public.
Does someone just follow this guy around to take his pic at walmart?
Wonder if he would take some fashion lessons from “Lady Chabliss”
I bet he got that hat on sale at Walmart after Halloween.
See? Flava Flav DOES shop at walmart!!
It’s like the interior of a pimps 1973 Cadillac Eldorado has come to life….
OMG .. he is wearing the hat I wore for Halloween …. does this mean I am peopleofwalmart.com material??? lol
I don’t think he’s faking it either. At least four people have taken his picture to put him here on PoWM. Someone needs to initiate contact and talk to him. I want to know his story. You know it’s an interesting one.
He HAS to be a dumpster diver.
“But I’m not a witch at all.”
Ooh ooh, I’m putting my vote in for making this guy the official mascot too!
I wouldn’t fuck with this guy on Friday the Thirteenth, but y’all go ahead and have a party…
His face should be on PoWM merchandise
It looks like one little monkey wants to be the Wicked Witch
Pimp would be rich if he charged for the photos to be taken
That I can remember, I’ve seen this gent on here 4 times, pink, purple, blue and now this shot. More power to him!
This gent is well into I’d guess his 70′s or 80′s. Let me do the math for you. He was born (probably) between 1925 and 1945…you know, when “folks of color” couldn’t do things like…oh I don’t know…sit at a lunch counter with “white folks” and eat….or use the same bathrooms as “white folks” or drink from the same water fountain or…you know… immaterial things like go to a decent school with actual current books for his time or vote or expect to be respected for the fact he was a hard working human being and not risk getting “lynched” because he looked at some “white woman” the “wrong way”
Considering some of the things that have been written about him due to the pictures by some folks who have posted things like “little monkey”, “dumpster diver” and “looking for grape drink and watermelon” I’m betting cold hard cash he’s been called worse by better.
This guy just exudes coolness from every pore! I so want to bump into this guy at my Walmart!!!!
Love this guy! He looks like he is Cajun straight from New Orleans and I have to say…am thinkin’ he is workin’ a little voodoo on whoever is snappin’ the pictures of him. He ALWAYS knows they are taking a picture and looks right at the camera!
He’s like Gandalf, but he can’t get credit
November 14th, 2009
why is it always florida!? i live in the crappiest state ever! …or the most eclectic i guess you could say. hmmm
I’m waiting for the house to fall out of the sky on him.
I’ve totally seen this guy! Will someone PLEASE go to the parking lot and get a picture of his car! It is soooo People of Walmart-ness!!! From what I remember, I’m pretty sure it’s a white caddy covered in little red ribbons! This dude is amazing but also the craziest thing you’ll come across at this Walmart at 3 am!
Is Wal-pimp sporting the same scarf,gloves and belt-thingy as in the other pix?
The Wizard of Oz
as weird as this guy is, I smile every time i see him on here. lol
Dude!!! anyone notice the stuff he bought on this trip, there is definitely a disposable pimpin party happening somewhere in Florida, after (or during) which he is going to clean up the blood of one of the hos who disrespected him with the bleach; very skillfully planned Wal-Pimp, but i got my eye on you old man
This is from St. Augustine Florida. This guy dresses up every day and his care is an “art car.” He decorates it for different holidays!
I scarred for life with bleach an paper towels he gonna clean up a mess
the trash bags an paper plates another scary chapter
It’s like a combination of a witch, wizard, and Gypsy Rose Lee.
I’m actually starting to feel bad for him… being mobbed by civilian paparazzi can’t be easy!
Judging from the toilet paper, the bleach, and the outfit… This lady had some mischief night revenge in the works! I’m guessing she has noisy neighbors, or someones dog keeps $hitting on her lawn. =oP
I Just Love this Guy!!!! I just think he is AWSOME!!!!
“Where my Witches at?”
Maybe I missed it in the comments, but doesn’t this guy deserve his own photo album on PoWM? I need to link to all his photos on FB, and linking to this single photo will not do this man justice. I’m too lazy to search for them all. Sue me.
I also Think He needs to be the PoWM Mascot!!!
flava flav what happened to the viking helmet and the clock?
He looks like a ghetto ass Kiebler Elf
well lookey heya…im da wickedy witch of wal-mart
Wycked Wyccan – You seem to think that only poor people go dumpster diving. I know a few people who dumpster dive and it has nothing to do with their economic status. There is one guy I know that has received many honors and he has pratically decorated his house in dumpster diving articles and he is happy to point out what he got and where he got it from. He lives in one of the most expensive areas in town. I was talking about that he has to be a dumpster diver BECAUSE he has all this unusual stuff that he wears. Thank you for judging me wrongly.
BTW, I think this guy is awesome because he’s actually quite a colorful character.
Shouldn’t his face be on PoWM merchandise
is he trying to bring back the wizard of oz? i guess he is just living up the name as the ‘scare’crow.
POWM should sign this guy up as an official spokesman for the site. Just think of all merch you could sell with this guys pic on it. I forsee a future in huge calander sales for this guy. Ladies running around in pimpin thongs with his pic on it ..
A marketing concept like this only comes once in a lifetime better get all over it like a brotha on a KFC bucket special
Broom Bitch Slap.
This guy is definitely for real. He lives in St. Augustine, Florida and he is super nice. He also decorates his car.
I just shit a little
That kinda scared the bejesus out of me…. this guy is freaky
@noneya: If you don’t want to be “judged wrongly” then expand on your comment when you make it, not afterward.
Get your feelings hurt because you weren’t articulate enough in your initial comment: suck it up and don’t blame me. Context is everything.
Want to take attention off your alleged racist remark: feel free to throw mud on me. I’ve been called worse by better too.
Its my pimpin friend and hes pimpin it like a witch
FUCK YES! And I thought it couldn’t get any better than the lumberjack pimp outfit!!
He needs to smile, assuming he has teeth!
This old guy is obviously being lovingly cared for by someone. His shirts and pants are ALWAYS immaculately clean and pressed. Eccentric,yes. And, we all love him. PARTY ON GRAMPS
It’s pretty sad when you can’t tell where the hat ends and the face starts lol
Now that is what I call self confident. He is like a ray of sunshine in his pimp outfits.
This guy has been slappin hoes since before there were hoes. He is the original pimp and he loves to show it, I keep thinking since he lives in Florida he must be retired from pimpin but his outfits tell me otherwise.
LOOOVE THIS GUY!
PS.Joshua, stop posting the link to your myspace page …it’s annoying
Some one needs to go around and document this guy…….. hes incredible. He deserves his own web page
Wycked Wyccan – What racist remark? You are out of your head. I have no idea where you got that from and I sure as hell am not going to explain every thing I write just because assholes like you don’t get it. You’re the racist if you think I equate dumpster diving with being black. And you’re an idiot to boot. It’s your bad, not mind. One – why do you come here if you don’t like what people write? Two – you’re about as far away from being a wiccan as one can get.
im quite concerned with his assortment of goodies in the basket…
this guy should have his own site
This man lives in St. Augustine Florida. He also decorates his car and he’s as sweet as he can be.
Looks like he is in for a busy night: bleach, paper towels,paper plates and ice cream cones?
We should make him the official POWM mascot! We love you Mr. Pimp!
So now you have to defend yourself by bringing my regligon into it. So you have an issue with color and religion? You can’t even defend yourself without using profanity. You wouldn’t be this upset by something said by someone as inconsequential as myself if I hadn’t hit close to the truth, if not dead on. I’m sorry your soul isn’t in tact. Mine is.
Have a bless day.
I definetly don’t think he came in the store like this. The hat was a halloween item and the scarf is out for sale also.
This guy needs to be the POWM mascot for sure!
Seriously, we need to track this guy down. He obviously knows how to have a wicked good time.
Do they have this guy on the payroll yet? I want to go to Florida just to go to walmart and meet this guy!!!
Since some people do not realize what dumpster diving is, here is the definitions:
Obviously, there was no mean content in my first response.
This dude needs his own Superfly section!
Paper plates? He can’t get his hos to do the dishes for him?
FLAVA-FLAV!!!!!! ….. Flavor of Love season 17
My first thought: Gramps! I wanted to go shopping with YOU! Really rockin it old dude!
I suggested the mascot thing on the last pic of him. The dude is MAGNIFICENT! lol
Can you imagine what his closet looks like?
Maybe it’s just the witch hat and the fact that he’s from florida that I am asking myself if this man is perhaps… a voodoo witch doctor.
He just keeps raising the bar, the little wicken
November 15th, 2009
Purple, red, blue, and now yellow. What color of the rainbow will he show up in next? This guy is my hero!
Is that the grinch?
Does this guy have his own website yet? He should by now.
SERIOUSLY, he looks like he’s dressed up as one of those monkeys from the Wizard of Oz. Are we SURE this isn’t a Halloween costume??
Noneya – thrilled your friend dumpster dives. I personally think that sounds disgusting. $10 says this man smells better than your friend.
This old man rocks!!! I hope to have the same “fuck it” attitude to do whatever I feel like at his age!
I didnt know flavor flave shopped at walmart?
look! it snoop doggs long lost father!
What an old looking crow
November 16th, 2009
now I’m scared.
He Is King of All that is PoWM!
i love this guy. somebody needs to buy his groceries one day
Let Mojo handle it!!
He’s my favorite! I’d love to talk to him, I’m sure he’s got some great stories!!
When this guy pops up, you just know it’s gonna be a good day!
He looks like one of those monkeys from “Planet Of The Apes”
I’m morbidly curious what a guy like this is going to do with bleach, saran wrap, and toilet paper.
November 17th, 2009
Now we know who got the Wicked Witch’s hat… the flying monkeys!
I’ll get you ho; and your little dog too!
What fucking town is this guy from?
@Diane, I think you mean Creole, not Cajun. Or maybe you just mean a black person who grew up in Louisiana. Cajun does not black in any way. Cajun does not mean a person who was born in Louisiana. Cajun does not mean Creole. Cajun does not mean someone who lived in Louisiana once. Cajun is an ethnic group of the descendants French-Canadian exiles.
I love this guy! He is so awesome! I would be his best friend if I lived close to him! High Five!
“To shop at Wal-Mart and pass by ME, first must answer ye’ questions, three!”
November 19th, 2009
My man the lumberjack pimp is BACK!! Now he is yhe Wickedest Playa of the West.
Where is the Wicked Witch of the West and the rest of the OZ gang?
I live in the same town as this guy, I assure you this man has no idea that he dresses “out there” you should see his car, the wheels have big spikes coming out of the hub caps!
November 20th, 2009
Bahaha I love this guy!
November 22nd, 2009
every day I’m hustlin’, hustlin’, hustlin’, hustlin’, hustlin’…
November 26th, 2009
Awww – he’s cute.
November 27th, 2009
this guy is awesome!
November 28th, 2009
I want to hug this man. Seriously. If I ever get the pleasure to meet him, life will be complete.
December 5th, 2009