Psst hey Neo, what if I told you that you’ll never get laid dressed like that…in whatever freaking universe you’re in.
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I would “do” him…..purrrr
February 21st, 2014
Six Pack Genius
Try the red meat or the blue meat?
Is not neo. Is the boss from Resident Evil.
How do you know that he’s actually playing Matrix, and is not just some general Eurotrash?
Take the red pill, you end up at Wal*Mart. Take the blue pill and you’re still in Wal*Mart! Mrs. Smith.
Actually he looks more like something out of a dystopian future novel or video game- like Deus Ex -at least he is cleancut and has good posture. Not the worst thing I have seen on this site.
February 23rd, 2014
I’d say a skinny version of Albert Wesker from Resident Evil
Seeing how they’re in the meat department, I bet he used this line: “If you come home with me, I promise I’ll show you my salami.” or “Check out my package”.
How much do clothes cost in the Walmart Matrix?
February 25th, 2014
He’s definitely a skinny Wesker. Better stock up on those proteins!
March 5th, 2014
I’m thinking a blonde version of Adam Jensen from Deus Ex Human Revolution.
March 6th, 2014
Definitely Wesker from Resident Evil. Damn, should’a worn my own Wesker costume while I had the hair.
March 15th, 2014
I think this is Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer series…who just walked in….Walmart…very close resemblance do not you think?
March 20th, 2014
That is Wesker from Resident Evil
March 25th, 2014