Because every lady can’t wait to see your lizard and play with your snake.
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Hey everybody look at me I’m really fkin stupid
February 24th, 2014
His anaconda don’t want none, unless you got buns hun.
February 25th, 2014
trouser snake, and a one eyed lizard
“Hey, everybody! I bought my entire personality at the pet store!”
Whatcha gonna do, when the Hulkster’s lizard runs wild on you!
Wow. How desperate for attention do you have to be to carry around reptiles?
Oh perfect – reptiles, especially the notoriously salmonella-ridden iguana – hope he made it over to the grocery section and the food court.
Do us all a favor – call the health department.
Boy, do these guys want attention! I can’t think of any reason to bring an animal to Walmart unless it’s a service dog.
Someone pull that snakes tail and see if it will bite that stupid f@ck.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the more exotic the pet, the poorer the owner.
Oh boy! Targets for target practice!
Yes, reptiles !
When just being a “creepy old guy” is not enough for ya’
February 28th, 2014
hey if ya dont like it then tough shit yes i take my snake into walmart and for hte uneducated people it is a redtail boa she is not an anaconda. i dont do it for attention i do it cause i can and i do not give one wit about what people have to say about it
March 4th, 2014
Yeah that is the problem.
Just because you can do something doesn’t mean it is a good idea to do it.
March 5th, 2014