November 10th, 2009
There’s An App For That

Well, apparently the spirits aren’t answering her calls anymore, so she figured she should probably get a new phone and switch coverage. I’m sure the iPhone has a “contact the spirits” application.
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No, Iphone doesnt have that app.
DROID DOES.
November 10th, 2009
someone forgot halloween is over…
November 10th, 2009
Yikes! It’s Roseanne I am your Mother and my Mom too
November 10th, 2009
Ok, now this is obviously a costume! Don’t be overly rude for no reason! (or just overly rude!)
November 10th, 2009
except those are cameras….
November 10th, 2009
In her defense, a cane would totally clash with that outfit. Way to be consistent!!
November 10th, 2009
She gives me the heebie jeebies!!
November 10th, 2009
OMG 3RD COMMENT ILY
November 10th, 2009
Far as I’m concerned, it’s the dude in the aqua shorts that looks out of place.
Rock your Ethnic/Boho style, lady!! (BTW, I love that Walking Stick! When I get old and need a cane, I’m gonna rock a Walking Stick like that one!)
November 10th, 2009
Her Indian name is Roams With Charges
November 10th, 2009
Maybe she’s trying to exorcise the demons out of the phone BEFORE she buys one.
November 10th, 2009
I guess if you can’t keep people from bringing live animals in, you can’t have a “no pelts on sticks” policy either. That poor ferret.
November 10th, 2009
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!
November 10th, 2009
I wondered what happened to Miss Cleo!
November 10th, 2009
she’s lookin a cameras though?
November 10th, 2009
sorry lady u dont have anymoney to buy that phone *spirits have taken it away from you*
November 10th, 2009
Also, the grandma on the left is asking for directions to the bingo hall.
November 10th, 2009
Iphone Can Travel?
November 10th, 2009
condemned to wander 40 years in the Walmart….
November 10th, 2009
I’m not going to even poke fun at her, afraid that I’ll wake up with a shrunken head.
November 10th, 2009
Me make new potion and need blue tooth.
November 10th, 2009
” I am here for the harry pothead phone”
November 10th, 2009
Yaaaayyyy!!!! I LOVE Walmart!
November 10th, 2009
wrong dept, the app is in the deli
November 10th, 2009
That’s the camera counter moron.
November 10th, 2009
I know the picture is blurry so you can’t really tell what she’s looking at, but she’s looking at cameras and camcorders, not phones…
just thought I should point that out
November 10th, 2009
Looks quite like some of the bronze statues at The Camelback Spa!
November 10th, 2009
I saw her husband at the DMV last week!
November 10th, 2009
I think Sacagawea got herself lost.
November 10th, 2009
Roseann Barr’s latest look
November 10th, 2009
Shes there to cleanse Wal-Mart of all its demons!!!!
November 10th, 2009
dude fuck you all, this is a heritage and cultural thing, i am native american and take this highly offensive that you would consider her a freak for dressing as her culture.
November 10th, 2009
All she needs is a crow sitting on her shoulder that she can summon to peck the eyes out of the clerk that has to call the manager over to scan one of her items at the check out
November 10th, 2009
Hey, she’s covered up completely… unlike the beast next to her.
November 10th, 2009
She’s looking at all the garbage in WalMart. A single tear running down her face….
November 10th, 2009
What? You thought Wal-Mart’s prices magically dropped on their own?
November 10th, 2009
Where’d these sheep come from?
November 10th, 2009
I think she is a little too late for halloween !
November 10th, 2009
awww thats too bad. Miss Cleo just talked Granny into buying her a new phone with the last of her Social Security.
This comment is really dumb and deserves 200-300 Dislikes and 0 Likes.
November 10th, 2009
http://www.myspace.com/jstetar
November 10th, 2009
@ Brian
FUCK YOU!!!
November 10th, 2009
forget the alcohol pass the pipe!
November 10th, 2009
She needs a camera so she can create http://www.peopleofthreservation.com
November 10th, 2009
Brian dear, calm down
Wearing a MuuMuu and carrying a stick w/ a pelt does not a Native American make……..
She looks like a hundred others who annually migrate down from Topanga Canyon into the Valley for provisions.
Now, I am carrying the Talking Stick and no one else may speak on this matter…………..
November 10th, 2009
Native american’s wear things with oriental designs as part of their culture?
November 10th, 2009
Native Americana….with Celtic designs…..made in Taiwan.
November 10th, 2009
I don’t have anything negative to say…
…because she might use her new camera to steal my spirit.
Before you make fun of her you should walk a mile in her shoes.
That way when you ~do~ make fun of her you’ll be a mile away.
And you’ll have her shoes.
November 10th, 2009
She’s looking for a cell phone that sends smoke signals instead of text messages.
November 10th, 2009
Shopping at Walmart? Casino profits must be down.
November 10th, 2009
She needs a camera so she can start a website called PeopleOfTheReservation.
November 10th, 2009
Nothing new there, either – travel the Renfest circuit and you can’t swing a pair of fuzzy dice without hitting at least two like this. Generally harmless, frequently friendly, never boring.
November 10th, 2009
arise chicken, chicken rise
November 10th, 2009
It’s Whoopi Goldberg in the new film ” Ghost 2 ”
No wonder Patrick Swayze died…
November 10th, 2009
what do you think that green outfit cost? $5?
November 10th, 2009
I smell patchouli oil
November 10th, 2009
At least the druid lady is covered up. I don’t mind her so much. I am repulsed, however, by the lady (I think it is a lady) in the green shorts next to her. That blob needs to cover up so there is NO SKIN SHOWING except for her head. The hunchback fat is just too much. This creature needs: a black turtleneck with full length sleeves under her mu-mu top. Black full length sweatpants and black winter boots. And gloves, so she dosen’t contaminate the store with whatever she is touching in her shorts.
November 10th, 2009
Good grief, there’s a coyote tail hanging off that walking stick!
November 10th, 2009
I told the Witch Doctor………
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang…
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
November 10th, 2009
I think the old lady behind her is more disturbing
When did old ladies decide they could start wearing shorts????
November 10th, 2009
The lady next to her is a bit odd as well. Surely they didn’t come together…?
November 10th, 2009
So its wrong for a Native American to dress like a Native American and buy a cell phone??? Seriously, I know your gonna block it as soon as its posted, but it’s not inappropriate dress and it is the clothing of her heritage. It’s not like she moved to our country and is trying to force her culture on us. Sometimes I think the people on PoW are so ignorant that they are worse than the people they poke fun at.
November 10th, 2009
“The crystal has told me to pick THIS camera.”
November 10th, 2009
She’ll be photographing orbs and UFOs
November 10th, 2009
She s looking for the one that will not steal her soul.
November 10th, 2009
Did she mistake Wally World for a wigwam?
November 10th, 2009
shes in search of an identity
November 10th, 2009
Needs to have her ” app ” kicked for going out in public looking like Pocahontas,then again it could be my ex-everytime I poked her she came back to haunt me ( get it Poke-a-haunt-as )
November 10th, 2009
YAY!!! this is my picture. haha!! and to the person all upset about her being “Native American”, don’t be. she’s not Native American, some dude was asking her about her “outfit” and she said she likes the way she looks in it and thought the “staff” thing was cool.
November 10th, 2009
i’m pretty sure there is an app for ‘finding the right animal skin to dangle from your walking stick’…
November 10th, 2009
Next stop, candles for some wiccan magic. I’ll show you, just wait until the next full moon!
November 10th, 2009
There’s An App For That
No there isn’t!
November 10th, 2009
She got the app that finds the final dark crystal, assuming that old ass gelfling didn’t find it first.
November 10th, 2009
Erin, if this is your picture, why does the caption say something about phones when she is obviously standing in front of digital cameras?
November 10th, 2009
Erin, why did you say she was in front of the phones when this is obviously digital cameras?
November 10th, 2009
Well, well, so it turns out she is NOT Native American after all, and that is NOT Native American clothing (as if that wasn’t obvious .) SO, who is the IGNORANT one now?!!
November 10th, 2009
i think she looks great (minus the animal tails hanging from her cane). maybe she’s native american & proud of her heritage or something.
November 10th, 2009
If she’s Native American then I’m a Martian!!! That’s just a crazy old broad!!!
November 10th, 2009
People should be praising her for having the sense to wear a mumu rather than daisy duke spandex with holes in it.
November 10th, 2009
What’s the tan square thing near the top of the stick?
November 10th, 2009
did someone notice the bottled water parted down the middle?
is that Jaba the Hut behind her?
November 10th, 2009
too much peyote!!!!
November 10th, 2009
For new communication device i am looking young Skywalker
November 10th, 2009
Not sure which scares me more………
November 10th, 2009
She looks like a Final Fantasy character or a witch doctor…neither are good for cellular contract negotiations.
November 10th, 2009
RAFIKI LIVES!
November 10th, 2009
AS a Pagan, I HATE people like this! They all make me sick and give every person who’s into anything alternative a REALLY bad name. Wear that shit at home around your own fire and leave it there! UGH!
November 10th, 2009
Continuing with my thought. I also hate people who say they’re whatever FRACTION of a native american. OOOO good for fuckn’ you! GET OVER IT! YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL! And 90% of the people that say they’re part whatever, giving some tribe that’s halfway across the country, are LYING!
Am ~I~ some fraction? No. If I was, i really wouldn’t care.
End Rant.
There is a fine line between being proud of something and looking like an idiot in public.
November 10th, 2009
California woo-woos are so annoying.
November 10th, 2009
That’s the camera bar, morons….LOL
Funny pic though
November 10th, 2009
She’s part of the SLAPAHO tribe.
November 10th, 2009
wal-mart -of-voodoo
November 10th, 2009
Yeah… I’m not sure you can pin this on any particular group this… This is hippie/Indian/Celtic/just making crap up.
November 10th, 2009
Im pretty sure thats a man. Look at the size of his hands. His wife there brought him with her for his knowledge of electronics/ tech gear.
November 10th, 2009
um. that’s not funny. it’s a camera display. the picture is funny, but it would have been funnier if there was a camera comment. FAIL.
November 10th, 2009
I don’t whether or not she is native american, it does say its a walmart in cali… so its possible its just a hippie woman! =p
November 10th, 2009
I see way worse than that lady @ walmart on the daily…also thats a camera bar…not the connect center soo a pretty bad title.
November 11th, 2009
You shall not pass!!! lol
November 11th, 2009
There are some who call me… Tim.
November 11th, 2009
Part of me says, “Cool costume!”
Another part of me says, “Oh yeah; California.”
November 11th, 2009
I agree I didn’t found it funny. But some comments on it made it really funny. I really love this blog.
November 11th, 2009
Wow. This site has really gone downhill. This is the funniest thing they can come up with? It’s actually quite ignorant. It is very possible that the woman is of a Native American background.
November 11th, 2009
Is that Moses leading his people out of bondage?
November 11th, 2009
hey Brian, we all come from a culture. I’m German but I don’t go tooling around in braids,a steel bra and helmet with horns. (though my husband has occasionally fantasized that I do)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen members of the Senecas or Tuscauroras dressed like that either.
A freak is freak, no matter what their ethnicity.
November 11th, 2009
lovelydarkness333
Continuing with my thought. I also hate people who say they’re whatever FRACTION of a native american. OOOO good for fuckn’ you! GET OVER IT! YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL! And 90% of the people that say they’re part whatever, giving some tribe that’s halfway across the country, are LYING!
Am ~I~ some fraction? No. If I was, i really wouldn’t care.
End Rant.
There is a fine line between being proud of something and looking like an idiot in public.
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I hear ya, mate. My wife is American Indian and obviously so. She almost got deported one time! That was funny…
Anyway, it always provides this weird moment in the conversation when people say something like “My mom once knew someone who was part Indian…” Where do you go with a conversation like that? Someone says that they are 1/8 something-or-another… There’s just no response to that.
November 11th, 2009
The woman with the staff is mentaly ill and the behemoth next to her is filled with chocolate.
November 11th, 2009
uhm cameras dudes. they no makey phone calls. have you put your pics up yet? might wanna consider…..
November 11th, 2009
So how does she avoid a ‘brandishing a weapon in public’ charge by walking around with a staff that can also be used as a weapon? If she smacked someone upside the head with that I’m sure one could sue the pants off of WalMart for allowing her in the store. WalMart is supposed to supply by law whats called ‘reasonable security’ for all patrons and employees. Whos to say she isnt mentaly ill and might lash out at any time with that thing….especaily if they are out of kitty litter!
November 11th, 2009
miss clio gots to gets her calls now
November 11th, 2009
I think she looks great. A little out of place at Walmart but she still looks great.
She dresses waaaaay better than alot of the other peeps on here. And, BONUS, she is not rocking a ‘skullet’
November 11th, 2009
looks like gramma is diggin’ for some pepper spray.
she be scared…
November 11th, 2009
I so agree with you Adlyia, like being a small fraction of native american makes you special, if it were that important you would live on a reservation. And there is a thin line between being proud and looking like an idiot in public. I always get the impression that those people are not okay, they always seem over confident about themselves because of this “identity”. Why is it that this thing can walk around looking like a hot mess but that is “her heritage ” and we just accept it but if a muslim woman in a beautiful put together outfit with a beautiful scarf covering her head gets dirty looks and shouted at. That is just stupid.
November 11th, 2009
I like how her “american-ized” lady friend appears to be giving her electronic advice!
November 11th, 2009
Is it appropriate to post this pic? Not sure if she’s native-american……don’t want to make fun of someone’s culture.
November 11th, 2009
I actually had to do a double-take because I thought it was one of my friends. Oh the interesting people I hang out with.
Btw, many other cultures besides Native Americans had shamans.
November 11th, 2009
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side and side in my Wal-Mart aisle…I laughed so hard I almost peed…
We all know that people are the same where ever you go
There is good and bad fashion sense in everyone…
November 11th, 2009
I personally love the outfit and wish that it was a clearer picture. (Not to wear out in public, mind you. But very suitable for lounging around the house.)
November 11th, 2009
she shoud be shopping at Shaman’s ‘R’ Us..
November 11th, 2009
Take a look at the woman in the background (the one with her faced lured out), it almost looks like she has a “certain piece of anatomy” growing out of her head.
November 11th, 2009
a crazy lookin lady like that, she must smoke some crazy weed
November 11th, 2009
I think I go to Walmart too much, because that picture is really blurry, but I know it’s cameras and NOT phones!
November 11th, 2009
why: the tan square thing at the top of the stick is a piece of fur wrapped around the top. hahaha.
and yeah it is the camera display. i thought it was funny she was buying a digicam. she was telling the employee (seriously) she wanted it for pictures of her dogs and food.
maybe she’s a gourmet chef?? haha
November 11th, 2009
ps.. HelloKitty.. you’re an idiot! i took this picture almost two months ago. it had nothing to do with Halloween!
November 11th, 2009
I agree with the above comment…culture my ass, and those ppl who talk about being a small fraction of some tribe freak me out. This woman has a huge fucking stick and could hit someone because a “spirit” told her to. Muslim’s do not get the same respect. They are shamed because of ignorant ppl who know nothing of Islam. this is gross and she looks like a hot mess.
November 11th, 2009
It’s obviously ‘Tim the enchanter’ from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
November 11th, 2009
the tribe demands family pictures!
November 11th, 2009
ROCK ROCK PLANET ROCK!
November 11th, 2009
It’s a (not so) rare appearance of the elusive Cherehonkee
November 12th, 2009
I am pretty sure her outfit is made from a bedspread and safety pins. Awesome.
November 12th, 2009
uh yeah just gonna say that the caption for this pic sucks as she is in front of the cameras/camcorders not the phones…
November 13th, 2009
Hot damn. I’m an eclectic pagan that practices witchcraft and the only time I’d dress anywhere near anything like that is for a pagan pride day or a religious festival/holiday/Sabbat. My staff stays at home most of the time and the only things I wear are a necklace with a “chaos star” (smaller than an Ipod nano), a tigerseye point (about half the length/same width as a standard pen, maybe one third) and my pentacle. There’s being proud and then there’s just.. a little too much. If you took this two months ago, I’m willing to believe she MIGHT have just come from a celebration for Mabon (September 19th, 20th, 21st or 22nd) or a druidic festival but.. jeez.
Not only does this make us look “bad” in the eyes of others (read: ‘crazy’) but special items (and that staff should be special if she’s decorating it up like a totem staff) shouldn’t be taken to freaking walmart. That’d be like me making toast with my athame. Yick. After all. Preacher Bob from that baptist church down the lane doesn’t come dressed in his ceremonial robes (I hope) to walmart. We shouldn’t either.
November 15th, 2009
I agree with you Lilu, If your going to WalMart leave your rit. wear at home.
November 19th, 2009
she does not look as bad as that other chick beside her that is too old, fat, and droopy to be wearing those shorts in public. i had rather see a chick totally covered up than to see jiggly cottage cheese legs.. ewww.. btw they do sell walking sticks that look like staffs. maybe this woman is old. we cannot see her face.
November 22nd, 2009
She looks like one of the Mystics from The Dark Crystal!
November 23rd, 2009
Iphone? I know the picture’s blurry, but she’s clearly in front of the Camera’s! Some of the people making comments on here are most likely going to end up with their pics on here. Something to think about before you make a rude comment hmm?
November 26th, 2009
This has got to be one of the most offensive and degrading things I have ever seen in my life. Every single person who wrote a nasty comment about this woman really ought to be ashamed of themselves. I think it’s fantastic that she takes pride in her culture. I’m proud to be a Native American (full blooded, to all you idiots who believe that full-blooded Native Americans don’t exist anymore), and apparently this woman is as well. Kudos for keeping our culture alive!
And to the person, “LILU”, who compared this woman’s Native American culture to her witch religion, you can go stuff it, Ms. Ignorance.
November 30th, 2009
i totally support Renee , we all have cultures , and there is nothing to be ashamed !!!!!
if that lady want to dress like that what does that make you hypocrites !!!!!
if you don’t like it that is your problem …and its really f*** ing lame to post such offensive !!! you should just go “”stuff it up! yours “” specially you LILU
and that British guy!
November 30th, 2009
Rafiki is that you? I didn’t know you shopped at walmart. Where is Simba?
December 1st, 2009
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