Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
270 Comments | In: Ohio, Walmart Fashion
November 11th, 2009
This is the only time I think i’d beg for the blue screen of death.
Can’t you people come up with something worth posting here?
Hope no one is behind her when that finishes loading.
The Terminator’s newest weapon: Silent and deadly.
Tasteless yes. But this one is actually kinda cute and funny. The body language is an extra bonus!
you can’t even spell FIRST right you tard…
DUCK AND COVER!
Where is the DELETE button??
Well if I had an ass like that, i’d be proud to fart too…
Shamoo is about to explode!!!
Looks like it may take a while…
Someone terminate the application!
WOW I would not even know what to do if I saw someone wearing this…..Does she not have any friends or family who would tell her NO take that sh** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barf now exiting.
Everyone duck and cover!!!! Wheres the gas masks????
Thank You for Warning Us.
Thanks for the warning, I’ll back away quickly now
More like “Gassy Lady” or “Assy Lady”
For the love of God hit “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” before we all blow microchips.
I want the T-shirt…you can keep the beast in it….
Where does someone get a shirt like that?
At least she gives warnings
There’s a No Smoking policy in Walmart for a reason.
Even I would pass on this one. Heavy is one thing, but flatulent – ick.
I forgot to put on my Fart-Wall shirt today!
cancel, Cancel, CANCEL!!!!!
Thus the No Smoking policy in Walmart. Makes sense now doesn’t it?
If that hits a firewall the internet is over.
Point that thing someplace else!!! It’s loaded!!!
That one just BLOWS me Away
Thanks for the warning. But even without the T-shirt, I would have assumed as much
I thought that sound meant she was backing up.
She’s got that finger already extended – dare you to pull it!
My biggest question is who the f makes all these crazy shirts we see on here?
Don’t light a cigarette behind her
Fat people, what are ya gonna do (?)
The only time i wont complain if loading takes FOREVER!
Guess she dosn’t believe in useing Beano
If someone were to light a match behind her that would be one hell of a firewall.
Alt, Control, Delete – PLEASE!
what do these people think when they wake up? “should i wear my fart loading t-shirt, or maybe an inappropriate tube top?” wow
She’s already got the finger loaded – dare you to pull it!
Maybe she is Flatulent is three Languages?
Gee thanks for the polite warning?
She probably didnt even strech or warm up properly, with the girth factor involved, she could really do some damage to herself and neighboring communities!!!
Holy Moly she might take out a wing of the store! RUN for YOUR LIVES!
Refresh, Refresh, Refresh!!!!!!!!!!!
CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!
looks like it stopped loading and got stuck in her ass…
I like how she has her left index finger up, “hang on almost there”
Please don’t crtl+alt+del her shirt! I so don’t want to see what’s under it!!
…..hitting the ESC key, NOW!
Must be another Mac shirt because everyone knows that Windows always sh*ts the bed
Win-Blows XP Walmart Edition. Runs the FAT32 partition.
HAHAHA! Just under this link on my Facebook page is a blurb from our local news station: “Walmart has plans to ease push on Black Friday.”
No kidding, they’re hiring ginormous flatulent women to disperse the bargain hunters and discourage loitering.
I'm not telling
hey at least she’s giving u a warning and a heads up that its about to happen. or u rip one as u pass her and have others blame her for what u did.
Can we have a 404 error please? I hope her CPU has a big heat sink fan on it.
The Sanity Inspector
This shirt *might* be cute on an infant’s onesie.
Well at least she is looking at new shirts.. Maybe she knows she needs to invest in some new clothing. I try to not wear shirts that have writing on them!
QUICK!!! SOMEONE UNPLUG HER!!!
there’s a reason for the shirt… she just came from a job interview at the gas company.
-The Big Cheese
She should kill herself like all those awful, obese and disgusting people…Amen
lets just hope that it comes out nicely and silently so we dont see crap coming down her leg and see her running for the bathroom
She should kill herself…like those awful people you can see here…
Looks like it’s LOCK amd LOADED already!
That crease in her shirt going accross the top of butt……it’s her equator.
What ever happened to stealth mode SBV? (Silent Bur Violent)
…and I’ll bet it’s going to rattle the windows.
Thank the Gods that computer is old and outdated, otherwise she might not be stuck at 90%
I think it’s hilarious! I love someone who is daring enough to wear something like this…she obviously has a great sense of humor!
I think the best part of the shirt is the “please wait”… Like anyone is going to stick around to see what she has to offer in the fart department.
If I wanted to know what that smells like I would put McDonalds, KFC, Burger Kind and Wendy’s in a bag and leave it in the sun for a month.
Maybe she needs to download that new Malware application?
Just the kind of person I get stuck in line behind…
Seeing as she’s the size of an ENIAC, it should take a while to load.
Any second now she is going to take off, flying around like an untied balloon.
Are farts lumpy???
Big ‘ol hard drive + loading up a fart = catastrophic meltdown.
Somebody reboot that nightmare before it blows!
It’s a fucking t-shirt . . . c’mon, this site is getting pathetic.
Man, I’d plug that ass up with my dick, hold her farts back!
She’s all download, no upload. I hate leeches!
I don’t want to know what the front of the shirt says.
Thanks for the advance warning
Stupid bitch stole me T-shirt!
I think I see Uncle Fester’s head emerging.
This lady is so fat she eats a lot.
She dont fart, she sharts.
This shirt makes the “fart walk” obsolete and she needs the exercise!!
Attention Walmart shoppers code brown.
I just rebooted in safe mode
Over the years I’ve had several friends who happened to be overweight but extremely professional in their dress, hair, makeup and deportment. Whenever they’d encounter someone like this they’d visibly cringe because, as one of them explained to me, “I work so hard to present myself as competent and professional and then some slob like this comes bloopping into sight and it all goes out the window because everyone looks at her, and then back at me and automatically assumes that because I’m overweight, I’m just as obnoxious and gross as her and not worth hiring!”
More like fart now over loading.
Trailer trash queen. She is a real hit at the local bar. You should see her kids! I won ‘t even mention the current “old man” she shacks up with. Her last bar fly boy friend is in jail.
“backblast area clear”
Everyone! Evacuate Wal-Mart!
Bwhahhahahahahahahahha….. Oh My that takes a set of b…. to wear in public!
She’s actually a size 5 – that fart has been loading a LOOOOONG time. When it finally lets go, she’s probably going to fly all over the store….
By the size of that butt, I think the real concern is estimating the amount of time it will take to finally reach the surface so you can take cover!
Don’t download in your pants!
We have a code brown in mensware. Code brown in mensware.
She knows how to push people’s buttons with that shirt
Ill give her a really wide berth if i see her
That shirt… I must have it.
Thank you for sharing but it is truly too much information.Living in the electronics world has some disadvantages.
Blinded by PoWM
People of Walmart offending your senses in more way than one!
This is one time I’m hoping for a system freeze.
USA !! USA !!! USA !!! USAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
The secret weapon Obama wants to use in Afghanistan.
However, due to its size, the military sees some risk in trying to lug it around.
Fat white trash. What can I say.
I just can’t wait to be ‘frist’ some day!
Her family must be as proud of her as she obviously is of herself.
How much would it suck to be her underwear????
yeah….sometimes thats a symptom when you get a virus
What a nasty-ass bitch.
Amen, CJ. Imagine the nasty, wet, juicy shitty fart that bitch’s fat ass would produce…
NOW THAT IS CLASSY!!!!
I saw this lady in person!!! Thankfully the meter didn’t reach 100% while I was still in the store… can’t even imagine. I kept my distance as I walked behind her on the way to the checkout register!!!!!!!!
Heeeeeeere piggy piggy!!!
Okay,quick,we are gonna need some chain,a rubber mallet,and a large plastic pepsi bottle.And rubber gloves.a mask,liability insurance………
OMG what self respecting woman would WEAR that???
There should be another sign on her back that reads: CAUTION STAY BACK 50 FEET – POSSIBLE BIOLOGICAL ODOR
Now available as an i-phone app through AT&T. Get a free fart download for a limited time offer.
The only time in a person’s life of computing history you would wish for a hard drive or CPU failure, maybe even an overheat and burn would be now!
George Bush made the mistake of concentrating on Iraq.
He should have looked in Ohio for the weapon of mass destruction.
if someone throws a Snuggie over her, do you think it will contain the blast?
Lets pray the server times out on this one…
QUICK! Somebody push “ctrl alt delete” Real fast.
Stands for FAT ALARM REVERSING TONE
Who’s going to reboot after the download is complete? Not me.
I’m punching out. Someone hand me a parachute. I’m officially done with Americans. I can’t take it anymore… I’m done.
Tasteless as Hell, but at least she’s giving a WARNING!!!
An EX-girlfriend of mine (a Nurse, believe it or not) eventually dropped all pretense of CLASS after we moved in together and she thought we were as good as married.
Her idea of fun, I would then learn, was to walk down a store aisle, let one rip, continue as if nothing happened, then watch people’s reactions as they would walk THROUGH the cloud she’d left from the end of that aisle or over the racks from the next aisle.
Shortly after I learned of THAT habit of hers, I moved OUT of that living arrangement!!!
I hope she comes with a warning beeper.
AVG tried to warn me, but I clicked on her anyway…
Who would even WASTE money on a T-shirt like that? Really?
Wow, gives new meaning to “thar she blows!”
Well, at least she warned us…
Hang on…it’s gonna be a big one!
It’s the end of the world as we know it!
maybe it should say retard loading
I agree ~ the body language is the pièce de résistance! tee-hee!
Fiber, friend or foe?
Dont everyone see her fat fucking lard ass smiling!! Staged!!
i want that shirt…….
the only way she could ever ever get anyone to look at her.just for some attention.
This woman should probably be on a gluten free diet. Her girth and flatulence are signs of celiac disease.
‘thar she blows
Brace yourselves folks…it’s gonna be a big one!
Come on guys, FART is an acronym. Fries And Ranch Thankyou.
She probably smells like a capsized tuna boat.
She’s got style, that’s what all the girls say…
OMG! Wonder what other clever shirts she has hanging in her closet!
I think this is the first time a photographer has risked their life to get a photo for this website. They’re right in the line of fire, and too close to avoid the blast.
I just threw up in my mouth
i like how her backfat is partially eating the shirt to top everything else off. I wonder if she thinks that since her shirt is advertising that she is going to fart if she thinks it’s ok for her to just let em rip in public?
The person who snapped this picture was brave.
Way to take one for the team, good work friend!
I dont need a words on a T-Shirt to tell me that, Bjorn Soolsma is a major Fart Machine expecially after I shag Debbie Stevens
It’s the “unloading” I’m worried about.
Now THAT is a SUREFIRE way to get a DATE!
Please cover up your lard forearms and lard hands and fingers – gross. Actually, just put a garbage dumpster over your entire body and call it a day.
November 12th, 2009
You know…when this site first appeared, I used to laugh out loud at the pics. But, there seems to be a never ending supply of them. I understand that this is the worst America has to offer…but my God, there are so many!
Instead of laughing, I find myself groaning, more often than not.
And I heard a voice, a thunderous calling that said unto the sea of humanity: “Come forth, ye Americans. Do your worst”.
It seems the call has been answered prolifically.
The warning seems more relevant given her size & capacity
There is no better definition of “pig” than this woman.
Man, I’d hate to see someone light that one when it comes out! She might roast all the beef in the meat dept!
I have a brother who NEEDS that shirt.
If it ever finishes loading that’s gonna be a HUGE fart.
I would love to submit this person to “What Not to Wear” just to see Stacy and Clinton’s reaction to this T Shirt!
SUPER DUPER MAN
Haha, I think it’s just funny, she can have a laugh at herself — respect.
My Dad would have loved that shirt. (May he RIP).
Loading like a time bomb lol
It must be one heck of a fart that is building up, all that built up gas has caused great expansion. When she lets it rip, it will be like Mt St Helen’s erupting.
I hope she called the White House. Aren’t you supposed to let them know when you are about to drop an atomic bomb?
Aren’t you supposed to let officials know when you are about to drop an atomic bomb?
I guess all you fucktards giving my and CJ’s comments above a low rating disagree that this is one sick bitch. So the idea of a fat ass bitch farting in public is a good hing in your minds?
Nice to know that.
judging by that photo if her fart continues to load she’ll have a hard time walking down the aisle, she’d be a walking blimp
there’re no anti-virus for that one , even Peter Norton can’t stand…
anyway I loved that shirt.
judging by that photo if that fart continues shes gonna end up looking like an overinflated blimp
i hope she has stain guard on her pantties . if not that could leave a stain .
Okay, here’s the dilemma… Suppose this lady is in the shortest line at the Walmart to check out. You have a choice to get in line behind her or go to a different line with a longer wait. Do you risk the chance that her T-shirt warning is real in order to save time? Why are you in the Walmart in the first place?
Turns my hard drive floppy
This lady is a Weapon of Mass Destruction
LOL!!! I love this shirt!
Let’s be glad she’s not wearing white pants so we don’t have to see her shart!
I bet if she clenches her muscles and then lets the fart rip, she could blow all her clothes clear off. The down side is that I certainly would not want to see that actually happen.
“Honey, I think I done busted my stink-bone.”
When the back of her shirt switches to “Pants Now Loading”, I’m running like a school girl.
i wonder if people would have made as big of a deal if it was a skinny girl wearing this shirt prolly not
but atleast she has clothes on and her ass is not hanging out or her breast we have to give her crdeit for that and fair warning
Instead of Global Warming, this is a Global Warning.
With all the totally inappropriate t-shirts that we see posted here, this one was, can I say, refreshing? My kids would laugh their butts off at this t-shirt and I would not be offended.
One more thing. Not everyone has a 36 inch waist. Just because someone is big doesn’t mean they need to be put down. Now if they’re wearing a mini skirt and no underwear, well, that’s fair game. But just because they’re fat doesn’t mean you need to call them names. IMHO.
OH NO SHE DID NOT
It sure was nice of her to pin her hair up so that none of it would be covering the back of her shirt.
The only people who thinks jokes about computers are funny are those that don’t own them. The rest of just know how so unsophisticated you are. Secondly, really? you need to tell people that, like others have pointed out….we would have just assumed that someone like that farts constantly.
FUCK OFF Elliot Fingerbottom !! Life is Short…Live…..Love…….Most of all Laugh !!! if its funny, laugh till you pee your pants ( try not to do it in front of them so you dont hurt their feelings ) but laugh !! you should try it.
I hope she doesn’t shart, that could hurt.
And this is why I shop at Target.
You know you’ve given up on romance altogether when you have one of these in your closet…
Maybe it’ll be a shart…lol
That chick isn’t going to get any ass play wearing a shirt like that.
Yeah, who the f@#* comes up with this idiotic crap to put on shirts? Then they actually think their ghetto, asinine design might sell, and lo and behold, another idiot comes along and does buy it!! Too stupid. I wonder how many of a particular design they sell; do they really make money? Where are these shirts sold? I’m not thinking online, I don’t think this woman owns a computer, has internet access or the wherewithal to conduct an online purchase.
I would like to get all these fat sows together (people of walmart) and ship them off to Iraq.
She was probably hoping that she would meet “Mr. Right” at Wal Mart
So that’s where my mother in law is… Ohio!
Well, at least it isn’t a pink tube top.
But you know she’s probablly got one.
Don’t worry. If she’s running Vista, the fart will crash before it is done loading.
stick your nose in it.
I’m glad she’s still using dial-up. Imagine if she were farting at several megabytes per second!
Somebody quick!!!! Get a REALLY BIG bottle of that Bubble Blow liquid and a Hula Hoop!!! Thar she blooooooooooooowwwwsss!!!!
A true Buckeye fan and intellect.
Shart now imploding”
School Nurse Sandy
I’m thinking that when Al Gore invented the internet–he should have left this application OFF!!!!
this shirt only comes in XXXL size
Jus f*%kin NASTY!! x (
Can someone explain to me what “FRIST” is? oh, wait… must have been typed by someone without a high school degree. Dumb@ss.
and that is what is known as trailerpark trash
& of course Fart Lady is from Ohio. *sigh* I would expect this from a immature man but a woman…not so much. It kinda just makes you sad.
I would marry that.
wow this is so mean but i cant help to laugh i mean wow why would youu buy a shirt like that espicially if you already look like that.. um damn
wow this is so mean but i cant help but laugh. i just want to know why you would buy a shirt like that? i mean come on! haha i mean why get a shirt a shirt like that when you look like THAT! oh damn!!
When junk like processed chips, pastries, and sodas aren’t broken down in the stomach and small intestine, the clog moves undigested into the large intestine. That’s where bacteria happily begin to produce stinky hydrogen sulfide.
It takes massive calories of indigestible WalMart junk food to reach this woman’s size. She may think farting is funny, but it’s an indication her body is heading toward serious problems like diabetes and a life that ends early.
Hey I’m not sticking around for this. I am logging off now.
Report to HR immediately,downloading offensive material is strictly against company policy!
Oh.My.Goodness. This woman and all of the other people shown on this site are why I refuse to shop at Wal-Mart and haven’t for the last 6 years. I shop exclusively at stores that don’t cater to clientele of this sort. Poor white trash.
wow if she let rip it would cause a tsunami so i would deffo get on the first plane out of there asap…………………
F**K OFF Elliot Fingerbottom !! Life is Short…Live…..Love…….Most of all Laugh !!! if its funny, laugh till you pee your pants ( try not to do it in front of them so you dont hurt their feelings ) but laugh !! you should try it.
I hope she doesn’t shart, that could hurt.
I so need to know where to buy this shirt!
No way, bitch. I’m not sticking around.
“I have a brother who NEEDS that shirt.”
My company’s Field Service Rep needs that shirt! Dude has been known to clear the entire Shop with one blast. The sound of the “duck call” is the signal to “Run like Hell!” around here!
November 13th, 2009
“You know…when this site first appeared, I used to laugh out loud at the pics. But, there seems to be a never ending supply of them. I understand that this is the worst America has to offer…but my God, there are so many!
It seems the call has been answered prolifically.”
To be fair, it’s the fault of the hateful Elite (world banking cartel) who view their non-trillionaire fellow humans as mere barnyard animals and use their control of multinational Corporate purse-strings to push disgusting behavior in the media as “cool” to the masses who are products of schools dumbed-down deliberately by similar means.
Too often, ordinary people are just clueless enough to play RIGHT INTO the dehumanization “game” of the Elite. These are the people whom Elliot seems to be ridiculing here. For that matter, most of the WalCreatures shown on this site are representative of one (or more) sub-type(s) among the “Manufactured Moron” class of character.
Short of capturing these trillionaire Elites and putting them on trial for their many crimes, there is little which we few remaining intelligent, civilized people among the “common folk” can do.
I am wondering what motivates a person to wear shirts like this. I don’t judge based on the weight. There are lots of overweight people, but when people show no self-respect, by wearing offensive slogans, letting their bodies hang out-I don’t see being poor or overweight as an excuse to dress this way.
Hopefully it is a high speed fart and not dial up. I hate waiting…..
If this preview is any indication, “Scent of a Woman II” isnt’ going to be very good.
Florida is prepared for an emergency like this……we have evacuation routes.
Florida is prepared for this type of emergency……….there called evacuation routes.
hope that’s dsl loading time, gives the store time to clear out.
i think this website is hilarious…but this one is just too much…my gag reflex kicked in immediately
Report to HR at once,downloading offensive material is strictly against company policy!
Mystery shopper in Women’s Apparel…..
OMFG!!! Please stop…. I CANT stop laughing…I think I just pee’d a little!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 14th, 2009
Tshirthell.com and wal mart obviously have the same clientele!!!
OMG…I want one of these shirts. LOL
“Ready the wave motion gun…”
November 15th, 2009
Run!!! 2012 has arrived early!!! Soon to be releasssseeeed….
November 17th, 2009
I see her pointing to the shirt in the front…everyone knows that the smalls are in the front…soo maybe she is shopping for a “friend”
November 18th, 2009
“Attention Walmart shoppers, please exit the building immediately as we are experiencing difficulties in the women’s department…. don’t ask me why, just do as I say, damn it! And for the love of god, don’t start your cars!”
Something tells me her CPU is really fast when it comes to loading and reloading that program
CTRL – ALT – DEL !!! CTRL-ALT-DEL!!!!
November 19th, 2009
control, alt, delete!
Her shirt is funnier than the comments posted
November 21st, 2009
So what happens after it’s done loading??? Nuclear meltdown??? Evacuation of my whole state? There were alot of sirens going off last week!
That there is my kind of woman. I’ll search every walmart in Ohio trying to find her. SHOOOOOWEEEEEE she is a looker and anyone will a fart now loading shirt always steals my cheating heart.
Where do you get a shirt like that? And it that size?????
November 22nd, 2009
That fart takes 10 minutes to load which is coincidentally, just enough time to get past her forever. Note to self: do not come back in fat aisle.
November 23rd, 2009
I wonder if, perhaps, Walmart sells that shirt!
She was almost cast for “the princess diaries” – almost.
November 28th, 2009
I want to believe so much that that is her husband’s shirt… but somehow I just can’t.
November 29th, 2009
Здравствуйте. Прошу у Вас совета. У меня сложилась очень нерадужная ситуация. Дело в том, что мой блог с недавнего времени перестал показываться в поиске Яндекса. Сам блог проиндексирован, то есть если посмотреть наличие конкретной страницы в результатах поиска, то она там есть. А вот по поисковым запросам, да и по точным текстовым вхождениям сайт не находится. При чём его нет не только в 100, но даже в тысяче показов. Ума не приложу, что произошло. Сайт был доступен, поблем у хостера не было. А обнаружил это – в статистике LiveInternet, который вдруг стал показывать гораздо меньшее количество посещений.
Кстати, юзеры с Гугла и Рамблера идут в прежних объёмах.
November 30th, 2009
Run Forrest Ruuuuunnn!!!! She’s gettin ready to cropdust the aisles of WalMart!!!
Wow! So demure! What finishing school did she go to?
December 1st, 2009
Just be glad that it’s not your neighbor and you don’t have to see it get in the car to go to walmart, like I unfortunately have to.
December 3rd, 2009
Danger: Blasting Zone
December 6th, 2009
Ed in Memphis
Another elegant, well-bred Sarah Palin supporter!
December 15th, 2009
Please remove the picture of our mother DORIS…..this shirt is very popular in Brookpark……and its not nice to laugh at grit and biscuit eaters
February 19th, 2011
I think I know this lady. lol.I saw it on facebook on one of those pages for funny pics, then I got on here and searched under Ohio to look for it and I found it. And who gives a shit if she’s over weight? The shirt is hilarious and she’s got balls to wear it.
May 26th, 2012
Ew! That’s disgusting!
August 6th, 2012
Wow. How do I meet Classy Lady. She can sit on my face any day. Great ass
March 6th, 2014