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And you wonder why I hate surprise parties. Everyone is mean, and I always end up leaving scarred for life.

Ohio

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  1. Jill Speckhals

    What are we trying to prove here – that your momma didn’t dress you?

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  2. dlux

    they’re turning in coins via coinstar to buy more girl jeans.

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  3. cc

    Oh, that’s the worst kind of skull f*ck, too.

    ?!?

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  4. weird

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  5. Laura

    Not a Brain Surgon wearing that T shirt

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  6. Jim

    Wayne’s World! Party On

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  7. AJ

    Surprise! Im sure thats not the only surprise you’ll be getting…she hasn’t even turned around yet!

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  8. Michelle

    She should go meet that one dude-the one that whats to f*ck corpse’

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  9. Ferrell Gummitt

    Oh, oh, oh I know, I know. That shirt is the name of the latest Neil Diamond album. She must have been to his concert a few weeks ago.

    Neil has been trying to get more hip with the younger generation. More extreme….

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  10. dumbfounded

    Why does everyone who shops at Walmart either have too much ass or not enough???

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  11. Chazlette

    “Keep On Rockin’ In The Free World”

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  12. vtec

    wow… I think that is a girl. But why would she be wearing that shirt? Why am I even asking?

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  13. AJ

    Surprise! Im sure thats not the only surprise coming…she hasn’t even turned around yet!

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  14. Lee Thargic

    Two ass holes.

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  15. BGD

    This is the least funny picture on the site.

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  16. Davey

    This Girl/guy plus the other fat guy from the “I want to fuck your corpse” t shirt let us know that there is love after life or when we’re dead, all i know i want to be cremated

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  17. REA

    its not a surprise if you warn us first

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  18. Tonyis1337

    It’s always nice to see a Salt The Wound shirt outside of a concert.

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  19. BigGuy

    I bet her parents are proud of her!

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  20. Diane

    Who doesn’t like a good old fashioned surprise skull fuck???

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  21. afrp0

    crazyness!!!

    …guys hot though…

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  22. Sam

    Mr. No Ass, meet Mrs. Low Ass

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  23. s3xt0y

    haha, thats a great shirt

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  24. Stu Pendous

    Party on Wayne, Party on Garth.

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  25. Rob

    Holy crap, that’s disturbing. Where is the class? Who buys this stuff, much less wears it out in public???

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  26. Diane

    Who doesn’t like a good old fashioned surprise skull f*ck?

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  27. sanguine pear

    When is this place going to get interesting again? Not every midwesterner is worth a spot on this site.

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  28. jafo

    Damn. And here I am, fresh out of skulls.

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  29. James

    @Laura…when mocking someone’s intelligence, it helps if you spell everything correctly…just saying.

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  30. stef

    now is that a girl or a boy because based on the picture it could go either way

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  31. MsQuote

    Wow, Garth’s put on some weight. And did he have a sex change operation or does he just like wearing girls pants that are too small?

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  32. Grandmasdrinking

    Crack heads on parade. Sure her skull isf*****, it’s full of crack and/or meth

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  33. I can see it now. Some dumbass guy will see the shirt and ask for a skull f*ck and she will scream sexual harressment.
    Seeing as this picture was taken in Ohio, I’m gonna mosey on down to the local Walmart and see if I can catch that act live.

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  34. ShotMyDrinkOutMyNose

    I wish I didn’t know how to read… take this $6 to the men’s dept., get yourself a plain black t-shirt, and stop corrupting my children’s minds with your filthy, trashy, clothing!

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  35. Danielle

    Wayne’s World party time Excellent! I haven’t seen Wayne and Garth in a while!

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  36. theperfectweld

    Some kids NEED to be picked on.

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  37. Nathan

    HAHAHA thats funny, Salt the Wound shirt.

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  38. ling ling

    Are we sure it’s a she? That looks suspiciously like a bald spot to me. It could be a dude wearing girl’s jeans…

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  39. Chris

    Is it me, or is the chick suffering from male patter baldness? That would explain her shirt wouldn’t it?

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  40. Chris

    PATTERN baldness even….

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  41. Annabanana

    I can’t figure out of the blonde is a man or a woman. If it’s a woman, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the proper equipment to skull f*ck anybody in the first place.

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  42. Rich P

    I’m sure his (or is it a her?) parents are just as proud as they can be that their child advocates such wonderful things on the shirt. Probably has a closet full of “Free Charles Manson” and “Legalize rape” t-shirts,at home.

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  43. Suzy Creamcheese

    What a nice young lady. I wonder why she is cashing in her piggy bank?

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  44. lenny

    I’d place a wager on that being the name of her boyfriend’s lame neo-metal band. So cutting edge…we’re all impressed.

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  45. Walmart good, Target Bad!!!

    Another victim of a surprise skull f*cking. At least she got a t-shirt out of the ordeal.

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  46. cmb1973

    it ought to be our God given right to knock the **** out of these people when our kid looks at us and says “mommy, whats skull ****” some people just have absolutely NO sense of decency

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  47. Christian

    Somehow, I’d be willing to be she has ass antlers under those flat-assers.

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  48. Chris

    Anyone wanna bet she’s got ass antlers under those ftat-asser pants?

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  49. Dave

    They are gonna use the cash from the Coinstar to purchase some really cool lookin dog tags from the machine next to them. they think that it would go really great with the small pants and the Skull F@#K T-Shirt.

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  50. scarymantra

    Sounds better than “Skull Lovemaking.”

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  51. And these scumbags probably wonder why most folks think most metal is a giant f-ing joke.

    wank wank wank wank wank.

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  52. c’mon people!
    There’s a reason she’s wearing that t-shirt.
    She’s an archaeologist.

    -The Big Cheese
    http://www.RumorRat.com

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  53. TXally

    Come on! Is this one really THAT bad? Not hardly in comparison people!

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  54. Politically Incorrect

    And the wonder why the radical Muslims are able to infiltrate our every-day lives……………………

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  55. BULLZ

    Is she cashing in pennies for that skull fuck later? I mean if that was a paying job, I could understand the advertisement…I wanna slide some of her change in the crack of “where’s the beef” below…….

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  56. Jamison

    This is what meth will do to you, kids. Drugs are bad mmmkay?

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  57. C. D. Clark

    Are we to surprise her or is she going to surprise us?

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  58. Andrew

    I hope that when she bought this she thought to herself ” I don’t know what it is, but is sounds pretty cool!” , but I don’t think that this is the case…sad sad sad that people try to “Shock” by being dispicable….

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  59. Playa

    another punk ass kid that needs his ass kicked.

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  60. Jennifer

    I really wish there was some kind of dress code that was enforced in public. You can’t say it on t.v., but your kids can be exposed to it while grocery shopping, or while shopping for a birthday or Chrsitmas present. Gotta love trashy people…trying to make other people trashy…any way they can!

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  61. Dumb Fuck

    Wayne’s World Wayne’s World! Party on Wayne? Party on Garth! LMBAO

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  62. chris

    Hey “politically incorrect” asshole…. YOU and people like you are the reason people hate Americans. How the hell does that picture correlate with radical Muslims??? So she has a flat ass and a dumb-ass shirt? What’s your fucking excuse?

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  63. Chris

    Hey “politically incorrect” asshole….. Are you a closet Muslim or just a closet pole smoker?

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  64. sideburns

    Their parents must be proud as hell.

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  65. thatotherguy

    those are both guys – look at the balding on the right one’s “metal” hair.
    Like Aerosmith says, “dude looks like a lady!”

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  66. Kenney

    Well, we know who has the balls in this relationship….

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  67. Sock_Puppet

    I believe those are both dudes. I seriously doubt a girl would be caught dead wearing a shirt like that — someone might want to take her up on it.

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  68. Pook

    I bet they got tuxedo t-shirts for their Sunday best

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  69. Marc

    Didn’t I see this pair earlier panhandling on the sidewalk outside…collecting change to buy him a matching t-shirt…or a can of spray paint to huff…

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  70. Marc

    Be nice…that is her wedding t-shirt…they just came over from their wedding reception at Waffle House to cash in all money their friends gave them before heading back to the trailer for their honeymoon.

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  71. Kate

    This just makes me laugh

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  72. Kelly7

    No, that’s not a “wet willy”. Surprise!

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  73. Amanda

    Probably not the best shirt to wear if your hair has any shade of red in it.

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  74. Rick

    Honestly, who would wear a shirt like this? Other than a guy with a mullet and a wallet on a chain?

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  75. Redbeard

    I suppose if your head’s empty enough to have purchased that shirt as a “witty statement,” you’re probably a prime candidate for a good skull reaming anyway.

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  76. Wrif

    As the parent and child are leaving the store.
    The little boy sheepishly looks up at his mother and ask.
    “Mommy, What is Skull F**K?”

    So the Story Goes

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  77. Beats a surprise assfucking, I guess…at least you won’t remember the humiliation of it all…

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  78. Colonel Lingus

    I’m unclear on this concept – doesn’t the “ripping out of the eyeballs” prior to said activity automatically preclude surprise???

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  79. Bean

    I wish Rick Flair would come over there and bitch slap the one on the left and put the other in a figure four!!!!

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  80. Beats a surprise assfuck, I guess…

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  81. Dede

    Was it just me who had to go to Urban Dictionary to figure out what exactly a “skull f*ck” was?

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  82. Mitch Cumstein

    Hey moms and Dads: Let your kids dress like this and they’re likely to get beat up. Prevent this crap when they are young enough to listen and we won’t have to deal with it later…

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  83. Noneya

    That must have taken some real courage to get to know that girl. Hell, she’d scare the hell out of me.

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  84. Iceman

    Look everyone its Wayne and Garth… Party On excellent…….

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  85. Todd

    Well… On the plus side, with skulls you have lots of orifices to choose from.

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  86. SD

    I went to urban dictionary too!

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  87. Fordf150

    She has no ass ( unless you count the guy next to her ) just a hole in her back !!

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  88. Jennie

    at first glance they look like girls, after i read the caption i saw that they weren’t……scarey!

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  89. Tony

    jeez, whatever happened to the good ol’ casual skull fuck? these kids and their surprises

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  90. bobobo

    these two prove you CAN get pregnant during anal sex

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    November 12th, 2009

  91. ExOhIoAn

    No No No the blonde has to be a girl!!! I think I know them…

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  92. Casey

    CoinStar Hint: If your total coin redemption is less than $1.00 you should just keep the coins.

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  93. Brittany

    WOW the surprise really is that this is a couple of guys!

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  94. james

    You guys have your SNL characters wrong, it’s Pat and Chris.

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  95. Clay

    Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party Time! Excellent!

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  96. lolatu

    that shirt is awesome. if they sold them at walmart I might even go to one.

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    November 12th, 2009

  97. GRNEYES6

    What does that even MEAN and why would you want to advertise it?

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    November 12th, 2009

  98. Mike Hunt

    Why do dudes now resort to wearing girl jeans? They look so freakin’ lame unless you are gay and don’t mind letting everyone know. Otherwise, don’t get all offended if people presume you ARE gay.

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  99. Bud

    Cashing in coins for a skull prostitute, ’cause they can’t get any for free…

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  100. Thats a guy and his emo boyfriend ya they are gay and they dont help the gay cause one bit

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  101. Spadinco

    It wonder if she turns around if she was wearing an eyepatch?

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  102. Poultrywrangler

    Why are you bothering us with your boring pictures? You just proved that Ohio has the least interesting Walcreatures.

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  103. 4everaintenuff

    which one is the girl?

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  104. Poultrywrangler

    OMG!!!! Its a woman that wears clean clothes that fit her. How shocking, call HLN and CNN for a newsbreak.
    Geez give us something interesting.

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  105. Sean

    theres nothin to do in their dead end town

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  106. Kane

    SALT THE WOUND!!!!

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  107. lovelydarkness333

    Somehow I hope that’s NOT a girl wearing that. EEEWWW.

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  108. FPOM

    Looks like they ran out of money to F***k anything cheap bastards, nice trip to coin star!

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  109. keara

    thats a band shirt you should see the front its much better

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  110. FPOM

    Oh my bad maybe they are getting money from the coin star to buy a spider man dog tag, or one shaped like a heart… what would it read? “I heart shitty shirts and skulls…” idiots!

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  111. dfgfgh

    dood salt the wound

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  112. jechi

    Party on Wayne!

    Party on Garth!

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  113. SinQ

    Ahhhh, they grow so fast don’t they? Seems like yesterday they were in their “I rather be killing cats” onesies.

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  114. her parents must be so proud..so proud.

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  115. oathoftheblackblood

    Definitely a girl. Look at the love handles! That said, I don’t see why this shirt is so shocking because A GIRL is wearing it. Apparently girls can’t be BRUTAL?!

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  116. Nothing I love more than a good surprise skull fuck!

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  117. Bard

    Bevis and Butthead

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  118. whinersgetfucked

    i love the parents that comment on these “offensive” shirt pics how about when your kids ask about it. you say “its nothing you need to know about” like my parents did so they dont grow up to be close minded douche bags like you

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  119. cashius

    Are we to assume that a skull fuck is generally expected?

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    November 13th, 2009

  120. Russ

    Is that a girl or a guy wearing that t-shirt? The guy on the left is a guy, but they definitely get their jeans in the same department.

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  121. SUPER DUPER MAN

    What’s wrong with this country??? IT’S TIME FOR A PURGE!!!!

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  122. ME

    Trash, pure white trash.

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  123. ME

    Trash. Pure white trash!

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  124. ME

    Trash. Pure white trash! I’ll say it again, pure white trash!

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  125. Windstorm

    WTF?…

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    November 13th, 2009

  126. popixie

    You know, skull f*cking is all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

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  127. SchoolNurseSandy

    All I can say is: that’s a prime example of why you don’t smoke dope and have kids!

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  128. Suddenly, a police state doesn’t sound so bad.

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  129. Im confused…….Are these two guys in girls jeans or two girls in girls jeans that want someone to skull f*ck ‘em?

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  130. d-bagz

    What? T-Shirts with shocking things depicted on them? When did this craze start? Wait … Oh yeah, I remember now, back in the 70s when angry teens wanted to upset their parents! (Google for images of Sid Vicious if you don’t believe me)

    Come on folks, let them have their moment of rebellion, it’s part of growing up! Sure, their taste in *shock value* is a bit crass, but just how can youngsters shock the older generations these days? tartan trousers with loads of zips in them? Dr. Marten’s boots? safety pins thru their ears? – it’s all been done before – not much scope left to be original *and* shocking these days!

    They’ll probably be wearing ‘business casual’ and working 9-5 stuck in some soul-less cube farm in a couple of years – but at least they had a few moments when they could express themselves (ooh! and they upset all the grown-ups too!) – they’re probably studying biochemistry or genetic algorithms during skool hours – they could be really smart and nice kids for all you know :)

    Oh, and as regards the language used on their shirts – did you ever go to school? Some of the vilest, most hateful language, behaviour, and attitudes can be found in the school yard – horrid words on a t-shirt are pretty tame in comparison ….

    Just my two cents/pence :-)

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  131. Oregonienne

    I think I’m more disturbed by the Assless Wonder on the left. How does he go to bathroom without sliding off the toilet?

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  132. SoCalSchwally

    I got a surprise skullf*ck and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  133. Cody

    Kudos to this young lad for having the savvy to check the skulls for loose change after he fornicates with them.

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  134. Samantha

    Ok from the back she looks just like someone I know.I kinda like the shirt though i wouldn’t wear it just laugh at her wearing it lol

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  135. chrissy

    surprisingly I was surprised with a skull f*ck, luckily I was flipped around and finished off normally. It’s not so bad if he kisses you afterward and cuddles with you. It’s just part of the process of expierimenation.

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  136. hellogoodbye

    omg. its from a band you dumbasses

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  137. sally

    This is what emo will do to you lol

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  138. Travis

    Why am I not surprised to read that this is a Salt the Wound shirt?

    What a garbage fucking band.

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  139. oats

    Why does everyone think it’s a she!

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  140. jake

    that shirt is awesome

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    November 15th, 2009

  141. b*tch

    whys every1 gotta run there mouth about someone else? yall r just fuckin ignorant. n some kids dont need 2 b picked on lets pick on ur kids n see how u like it. n who the f*ck cares what they wear cause its nobodys business but there own. n rock on wayne n garth…u c ppl like this every f*ckin day walkin around..stupid mother f*ckers..

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  142. jcub

    thats a salt the wound shirt, god awfull band!!!!!!!!!

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  143. Alex

    its not really funny. shes the most normal one on here

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    November 16th, 2009

  144. Anonymous

    Party on Wayne, party on Garth.

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    November 16th, 2009

  145. Emily

    HAHAHA Thats my brother on the left!! haha that is a grl on the right and yes he does get his pants in the girl department.

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    November 17th, 2009

  146. poop

    no fucking way man, i know the kid on the left

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    November 18th, 2009

  147. JOE

    That shirt is from a band from Ohio, Salt the Wound.

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    November 18th, 2009

  148. I don’t know if anyone else has already said this or not…I’m mostly afraid of finding out that both of these individuals are actually males.

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    November 18th, 2009

  149. Jenn

    The sad part about this situation…. My older brother has this same shirt…..
    fml.

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    November 19th, 2009

  150. Ebad

    You should see the front of the shirt, that’s a winner.
    Salt the Wound FTW.

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    November 21st, 2009

  151. ohiorob1

    i think thats a naysayer shirt actualy?

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    November 27th, 2009

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