November 12th, 2009
Surprise!
And you wonder why I hate surprise parties. Everyone is mean, and I always end up leaving scarred for life.
Ohio
Surprise!,
And you wonder why I hate surprise parties. Everyone is mean, and I always end up leaving scarred for life.
Ohio
Surprise!,
162 Comments, Comment or Ping
What are we trying to prove here – that your momma didn’t dress you?
November 12th, 2009
they’re turning in coins via coinstar to buy more girl jeans.
November 12th, 2009
Oh, that’s the worst kind of skull f*ck, too.
?!?
November 12th, 2009
weird
November 12th, 2009
Not a Brain Surgon wearing that T shirt
November 12th, 2009
Wayne’s World! Party On
November 12th, 2009
Surprise! Im sure thats not the only surprise you’ll be getting…she hasn’t even turned around yet!
November 12th, 2009
She should go meet that one dude-the one that whats to f*ck corpse’
November 12th, 2009
Oh, oh, oh I know, I know. That shirt is the name of the latest Neil Diamond album. She must have been to his concert a few weeks ago.
Neil has been trying to get more hip with the younger generation. More extreme….
November 12th, 2009
Why does everyone who shops at Walmart either have too much ass or not enough???
November 12th, 2009
“Keep On Rockin’ In The Free World”
November 12th, 2009
wow… I think that is a girl. But why would she be wearing that shirt? Why am I even asking?
November 12th, 2009
Surprise! Im sure thats not the only surprise coming…she hasn’t even turned around yet!
November 12th, 2009
Two ass holes.
November 12th, 2009
This is the least funny picture on the site.
November 12th, 2009
This Girl/guy plus the other fat guy from the “I want to fuck your corpse” t shirt let us know that there is love after life or when we’re dead, all i know i want to be cremated
November 12th, 2009
its not a surprise if you warn us first
November 12th, 2009
It’s always nice to see a Salt The Wound shirt outside of a concert.
November 12th, 2009
I bet her parents are proud of her!
November 12th, 2009
Who doesn’t like a good old fashioned surprise skull fuck???
November 12th, 2009
crazyness!!!
…guys hot though…
November 12th, 2009
Mr. No Ass, meet Mrs. Low Ass
November 12th, 2009
haha, thats a great shirt
November 12th, 2009
Party on Wayne, Party on Garth.
November 12th, 2009
Holy crap, that’s disturbing. Where is the class? Who buys this stuff, much less wears it out in public???
November 12th, 2009
Who doesn’t like a good old fashioned surprise skull f*ck?
November 12th, 2009
When is this place going to get interesting again? Not every midwesterner is worth a spot on this site.
November 12th, 2009
Damn. And here I am, fresh out of skulls.
November 12th, 2009
@Laura…when mocking someone’s intelligence, it helps if you spell everything correctly…just saying.
November 12th, 2009
now is that a girl or a boy because based on the picture it could go either way
November 12th, 2009
Wow, Garth’s put on some weight. And did he have a sex change operation or does he just like wearing girls pants that are too small?
November 12th, 2009
Crack heads on parade. Sure her skull isf*****, it’s full of crack and/or meth
November 12th, 2009
I can see it now. Some dumbass guy will see the shirt and ask for a skull f*ck and she will scream sexual harressment.
Seeing as this picture was taken in Ohio, I’m gonna mosey on down to the local Walmart and see if I can catch that act live.
November 12th, 2009
I wish I didn’t know how to read… take this $6 to the men’s dept., get yourself a plain black t-shirt, and stop corrupting my children’s minds with your filthy, trashy, clothing!
November 12th, 2009
Wayne’s World party time Excellent! I haven’t seen Wayne and Garth in a while!
November 12th, 2009
Some kids NEED to be picked on.
November 12th, 2009
HAHAHA thats funny, Salt the Wound shirt.
November 12th, 2009
Are we sure it’s a she? That looks suspiciously like a bald spot to me. It could be a dude wearing girl’s jeans…
November 12th, 2009
Is it me, or is the chick suffering from male patter baldness? That would explain her shirt wouldn’t it?
November 12th, 2009
PATTERN baldness even….
November 12th, 2009
I can’t figure out of the blonde is a man or a woman. If it’s a woman, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the proper equipment to skull f*ck anybody in the first place.
November 12th, 2009
I’m sure his (or is it a her?) parents are just as proud as they can be that their child advocates such wonderful things on the shirt. Probably has a closet full of “Free Charles Manson” and “Legalize rape” t-shirts,at home.
November 12th, 2009
What a nice young lady. I wonder why she is cashing in her piggy bank?
November 12th, 2009
I’d place a wager on that being the name of her boyfriend’s lame neo-metal band. So cutting edge…we’re all impressed.
November 12th, 2009
Another victim of a surprise skull f*cking. At least she got a t-shirt out of the ordeal.
November 12th, 2009
it ought to be our God given right to knock the **** out of these people when our kid looks at us and says “mommy, whats skull ****” some people just have absolutely NO sense of decency
November 12th, 2009
Somehow, I’d be willing to be she has ass antlers under those flat-assers.
November 12th, 2009
Anyone wanna bet she’s got ass antlers under those ftat-asser pants?
November 12th, 2009
They are gonna use the cash from the Coinstar to purchase some really cool lookin dog tags from the machine next to them. they think that it would go really great with the small pants and the Skull F@#K T-Shirt.
November 12th, 2009
Sounds better than “Skull Lovemaking.”
November 12th, 2009
And these scumbags probably wonder why most folks think most metal is a giant f-ing joke.
wank wank wank wank wank.
November 12th, 2009
c’mon people!
There’s a reason she’s wearing that t-shirt.
She’s an archaeologist.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
November 12th, 2009
Come on! Is this one really THAT bad? Not hardly in comparison people!
November 12th, 2009
And the wonder why the radical Muslims are able to infiltrate our every-day lives……………………
November 12th, 2009
Is she cashing in pennies for that skull fuck later? I mean if that was a paying job, I could understand the advertisement…I wanna slide some of her change in the crack of “where’s the beef” below…….
November 12th, 2009
This is what meth will do to you, kids. Drugs are bad mmmkay?
November 12th, 2009
Are we to surprise her or is she going to surprise us?
November 12th, 2009
I hope that when she bought this she thought to herself ” I don’t know what it is, but is sounds pretty cool!” , but I don’t think that this is the case…sad sad sad that people try to “Shock” by being dispicable….
November 12th, 2009
another punk ass kid that needs his ass kicked.
November 12th, 2009
I really wish there was some kind of dress code that was enforced in public. You can’t say it on t.v., but your kids can be exposed to it while grocery shopping, or while shopping for a birthday or Chrsitmas present. Gotta love trashy people…trying to make other people trashy…any way they can!
November 12th, 2009
Wayne’s World Wayne’s World! Party on Wayne? Party on Garth! LMBAO
November 12th, 2009
Hey “politically incorrect” asshole…. YOU and people like you are the reason people hate Americans. How the hell does that picture correlate with radical Muslims??? So she has a flat ass and a dumb-ass shirt? What’s your fucking excuse?
November 12th, 2009
Hey “politically incorrect” asshole….. Are you a closet Muslim or just a closet pole smoker?
November 12th, 2009
Their parents must be proud as hell.
November 12th, 2009
those are both guys – look at the balding on the right one’s “metal” hair.
Like Aerosmith says, “dude looks like a lady!”
November 12th, 2009
Well, we know who has the balls in this relationship….
November 12th, 2009
I believe those are both dudes. I seriously doubt a girl would be caught dead wearing a shirt like that — someone might want to take her up on it.
November 12th, 2009
I bet they got tuxedo t-shirts for their Sunday best
November 12th, 2009
Didn’t I see this pair earlier panhandling on the sidewalk outside…collecting change to buy him a matching t-shirt…or a can of spray paint to huff…
November 12th, 2009
Be nice…that is her wedding t-shirt…they just came over from their wedding reception at Waffle House to cash in all money their friends gave them before heading back to the trailer for their honeymoon.
November 12th, 2009
This just makes me laugh
November 12th, 2009
No, that’s not a “wet willy”. Surprise!
November 12th, 2009
Probably not the best shirt to wear if your hair has any shade of red in it.
November 12th, 2009
Honestly, who would wear a shirt like this? Other than a guy with a mullet and a wallet on a chain?
November 12th, 2009
I suppose if your head’s empty enough to have purchased that shirt as a “witty statement,” you’re probably a prime candidate for a good skull reaming anyway.
November 12th, 2009
As the parent and child are leaving the store.
The little boy sheepishly looks up at his mother and ask.
“Mommy, What is Skull F**K?”
So the Story Goes
November 12th, 2009
Beats a surprise assfucking, I guess…at least you won’t remember the humiliation of it all…
November 12th, 2009
I’m unclear on this concept – doesn’t the “ripping out of the eyeballs” prior to said activity automatically preclude surprise???
November 12th, 2009
I wish Rick Flair would come over there and bitch slap the one on the left and put the other in a figure four!!!!
November 12th, 2009
Beats a surprise assfuck, I guess…
November 12th, 2009
Was it just me who had to go to Urban Dictionary to figure out what exactly a “skull f*ck” was?
November 12th, 2009
Hey moms and Dads: Let your kids dress like this and they’re likely to get beat up. Prevent this crap when they are young enough to listen and we won’t have to deal with it later…
November 12th, 2009
That must have taken some real courage to get to know that girl. Hell, she’d scare the hell out of me.
November 12th, 2009
Look everyone its Wayne and Garth… Party On excellent…….
November 12th, 2009
Well… On the plus side, with skulls you have lots of orifices to choose from.
November 12th, 2009
I went to urban dictionary too!
November 12th, 2009
She has no ass ( unless you count the guy next to her ) just a hole in her back !!
November 12th, 2009
at first glance they look like girls, after i read the caption i saw that they weren’t……scarey!
November 12th, 2009
jeez, whatever happened to the good ol’ casual skull fuck? these kids and their surprises
November 12th, 2009
these two prove you CAN get pregnant during anal sex
November 12th, 2009
No No No the blonde has to be a girl!!! I think I know them…
November 12th, 2009
CoinStar Hint: If your total coin redemption is less than $1.00 you should just keep the coins.
November 12th, 2009
WOW the surprise really is that this is a couple of guys!
November 12th, 2009
You guys have your SNL characters wrong, it’s Pat and Chris.
November 12th, 2009
Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party Time! Excellent!
November 12th, 2009
that shirt is awesome. if they sold them at walmart I might even go to one.
November 12th, 2009
What does that even MEAN and why would you want to advertise it?
November 12th, 2009
Why do dudes now resort to wearing girl jeans? They look so freakin’ lame unless you are gay and don’t mind letting everyone know. Otherwise, don’t get all offended if people presume you ARE gay.
November 12th, 2009
Cashing in coins for a skull prostitute, ’cause they can’t get any for free…
November 12th, 2009
Thats a guy and his emo boyfriend ya they are gay and they dont help the gay cause one bit
November 12th, 2009
It wonder if she turns around if she was wearing an eyepatch?
November 12th, 2009
Why are you bothering us with your boring pictures? You just proved that Ohio has the least interesting Walcreatures.
November 12th, 2009
which one is the girl?
November 12th, 2009
OMG!!!! Its a woman that wears clean clothes that fit her. How shocking, call HLN and CNN for a newsbreak.
Geez give us something interesting.
November 12th, 2009
theres nothin to do in their dead end town
November 12th, 2009
SALT THE WOUND!!!!
November 12th, 2009
Somehow I hope that’s NOT a girl wearing that. EEEWWW.
November 12th, 2009
Looks like they ran out of money to F***k anything cheap bastards, nice trip to coin star!
November 12th, 2009
thats a band shirt you should see the front its much better
November 12th, 2009
Oh my bad maybe they are getting money from the coin star to buy a spider man dog tag, or one shaped like a heart… what would it read? “I heart shitty shirts and skulls…” idiots!
November 12th, 2009
dood salt the wound
November 12th, 2009
Party on Wayne!
Party on Garth!
November 12th, 2009
Ahhhh, they grow so fast don’t they? Seems like yesterday they were in their “I rather be killing cats” onesies.
November 12th, 2009
her parents must be so proud..so proud.
November 12th, 2009
Definitely a girl. Look at the love handles! That said, I don’t see why this shirt is so shocking because A GIRL is wearing it. Apparently girls can’t be BRUTAL?!
November 12th, 2009
Nothing I love more than a good surprise skull fuck!
November 12th, 2009
Bevis and Butthead
November 12th, 2009
i love the parents that comment on these “offensive” shirt pics how about when your kids ask about it. you say “its nothing you need to know about” like my parents did so they dont grow up to be close minded douche bags like you
November 12th, 2009
Are we to assume that a skull fuck is generally expected?
November 13th, 2009
Is that a girl or a guy wearing that t-shirt? The guy on the left is a guy, but they definitely get their jeans in the same department.
November 13th, 2009
What’s wrong with this country??? IT’S TIME FOR A PURGE!!!!
November 13th, 2009
Trash, pure white trash.
November 13th, 2009
Trash. Pure white trash!
November 13th, 2009
Trash. Pure white trash! I’ll say it again, pure white trash!
November 13th, 2009
WTF?…
November 13th, 2009
You know, skull f*cking is all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
November 13th, 2009
All I can say is: that’s a prime example of why you don’t smoke dope and have kids!
November 13th, 2009
Suddenly, a police state doesn’t sound so bad.
November 13th, 2009
Im confused…….Are these two guys in girls jeans or two girls in girls jeans that want someone to skull f*ck ‘em?
November 13th, 2009
What? T-Shirts with shocking things depicted on them? When did this craze start? Wait … Oh yeah, I remember now, back in the 70s when angry teens wanted to upset their parents! (Google for images of Sid Vicious if you don’t believe me)
Come on folks, let them have their moment of rebellion, it’s part of growing up! Sure, their taste in *shock value* is a bit crass, but just how can youngsters shock the older generations these days? tartan trousers with loads of zips in them? Dr. Marten’s boots? safety pins thru their ears? – it’s all been done before – not much scope left to be original *and* shocking these days!
They’ll probably be wearing ‘business casual’ and working 9-5 stuck in some soul-less cube farm in a couple of years – but at least they had a few moments when they could express themselves (ooh! and they upset all the grown-ups too!) – they’re probably studying biochemistry or genetic algorithms during skool hours – they could be really smart and nice kids for all you know
Oh, and as regards the language used on their shirts – did you ever go to school? Some of the vilest, most hateful language, behaviour, and attitudes can be found in the school yard – horrid words on a t-shirt are pretty tame in comparison ….
Just my two cents/pence
November 13th, 2009
I think I’m more disturbed by the Assless Wonder on the left. How does he go to bathroom without sliding off the toilet?
November 13th, 2009
I got a surprise skullf*ck and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
November 13th, 2009
Kudos to this young lad for having the savvy to check the skulls for loose change after he fornicates with them.
November 13th, 2009
Ok from the back she looks just like someone I know.I kinda like the shirt though i wouldn’t wear it just laugh at her wearing it lol
November 13th, 2009
surprisingly I was surprised with a skull f*ck, luckily I was flipped around and finished off normally. It’s not so bad if he kisses you afterward and cuddles with you. It’s just part of the process of expierimenation.
November 14th, 2009
omg. its from a band you dumbasses
November 14th, 2009
This is what emo will do to you lol
November 14th, 2009
Why am I not surprised to read that this is a Salt the Wound shirt?
What a garbage fucking band.
November 14th, 2009
Why does everyone think it’s a she!
November 14th, 2009
that shirt is awesome
November 15th, 2009
whys every1 gotta run there mouth about someone else? yall r just fuckin ignorant. n some kids dont need 2 b picked on lets pick on ur kids n see how u like it. n who the f*ck cares what they wear cause its nobodys business but there own. n rock on wayne n garth…u c ppl like this every f*ckin day walkin around..stupid mother f*ckers..
November 15th, 2009
thats a salt the wound shirt, god awfull band!!!!!!!!!
November 15th, 2009
its not really funny. shes the most normal one on here
November 16th, 2009
Party on Wayne, party on Garth.
November 16th, 2009
HAHAHA Thats my brother on the left!! haha that is a grl on the right and yes he does get his pants in the girl department.
November 17th, 2009
no fucking way man, i know the kid on the left
November 18th, 2009
That shirt is from a band from Ohio, Salt the Wound.
November 18th, 2009
I don’t know if anyone else has already said this or not…I’m mostly afraid of finding out that both of these individuals are actually males.
November 18th, 2009
The sad part about this situation…. My older brother has this same shirt…..
fml.
November 19th, 2009
You should see the front of the shirt, that’s a winner.
Salt the Wound FTW.
November 21st, 2009
i think thats a naysayer shirt actualy?
November 27th, 2009
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