Whoooooo wishes he was gangster but is a huge dork? SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!
208 Comments | In: Minnesota, Walmart Fashion
I bet he has a beasting Pineapple house.
November 12th, 2009
………Annoying and useless and yellow is he! SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!!
One of the best under pic descriptions EVER!!!
” Who lives in the ghetto under the sea”
He don’t wanna grow up he’s a Toys-R-Us kid; er uh, I mean Walmart kid
Spongebob’s the Shit!
hey spongebob wheres patrick ? he really look like a gaint lemon
…Annoying and useless and yellow is he! SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!!
oh great, its going to be some big “sponge” movement.
Picture some dude running into a band with a gun and a spongebob mask….could give someone a heart attack
Who lives in the basement under his mom?
uummm…ok does he really think he is cool? is this what there is out there for men?! aaarrrggghhh!!!
If I saw this guy, I would start laughing my ass off! A grown man in full SpongeBob getup! I just don’t get it.
And what’s with all the cars with cereal logos and shit on them? Do they get paid from othe company to put that on their car as advertising? If so, I want to put Frosted Flakes on my minivan!
Walmart has opened a store in a pineapple under the sea?
Not sure which I find stranger; The fact he’s wearing it, or the fact that there’s actually a company making an adult-sized set for Spongebob somewhere…
is that Vanilla Ice??
His gal can’t cook, but she can sure make that banana cream…
If you are over the age of 10 don’t wear the sponge bob outfit, bc look very ridicoulos…
Hahahahahahaha i live in minnesota….way to represent us douche no friends
I’m bettin hes had problems with Mr. Krabbs
You think that’s bad, you should see his friend in the Patrick get-up
Sponge Bob’s. Is Spuonge Bob gonna have to choke a bitch.
As if the t shirt with the huge sponge douche waasn’t enough…dude..did you REALLY need to have the hat, too???
Can you say ” DORK ! “
Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
Sponge Bob pimping. Is Sponge Bob gonna have to choke a bitch?
Ali G BACK indahouse?
Now only if we could get one of those fat asses in a Patrick tee we’d be set.
from behind he looks like he got a Condom on his head
Sponge Bob no brains
He looks like a walking banana.
Totally his Halloween costume.
Eh, I call shenanigans. I’ve got to give this guy the benefit of the doubt that this is a Halloween costume. A lazy and lame one, but halloween nonetheless.
Even though this is exactly what this site is about… and I ~love~ this site, I think you have to be totally retarded to wear this get-up. This can’t be attributed to bad taste, no mirror, no class, poor hygiene…
100% lives with his parents guarantee
That guy is a beat down looking for a place to happen.
he looks like aflavored condom
he looks like a flavored condom
I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready, to be a dorkfish
I can’t decide which is more disturbing — that this guy actually dressed up like this — or that they actually make something like this in his SIZE. I’m wondering if he has a girlfriend who dresses like Patrick the starfish.
And who wants to be a gangster, but flops like a (dork) fish?
And he wonders why he’s never been laid….
And who wants to be a gangster, but flops like a (dork) fish?
SpongDoof Dorkpants, Spongedoof Dorkpants, SPPONGEDOOOFFF, DOOORRRKKKPPAAANNNTTS!!
reminds me of ali g…BOOYAKASHA…RESPEK!!!
He’s a 35-yr-old casualty of the 90s rave scene.
Odds are, he still lives at home in his mom’s basement …
Do you think if they call a spill over the loudspeaker, he will run and dive on it to soak up the liquid?
YO YO YO, we representin’ Bikini Bottom!
As a fellow Minnesotan, I am hoping the photo was taken on Halloween, and that’s his lame costume.
Dude, how embarrassing! If you can’t think of yourself, think of the state’s reputation.
Even Sandy Squirrel would not go out with this dork.
I didn’t know Ali G shops at Wal-Mart.
slim shady is back ;;)
I don’t see how he thinks that looks good.
….and all the girlies say he’s pretty fly – for a white guy…
Maybe he’s there to pick up a date! I mean, Walmart WOULD be the place to go when you’re in a bright yellow dork suit…
Maybe he runs a gangster preschool for parents who don’t like taking thier kids on drivebys.
Hey, I’m in my 30′s and I think this guy and his SpongeBob gear is freakin’ adorable!
If I lived in Minnesota I’d go Wal-shopping with him in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles outfit.
This guy looks like he might be heading towards 40 so what in the world is he doing in the toy isle in the SpongeBob outfit? I guess if I was a psychiatrist, I would say that he has a Peter Pan complex and is clinging tenaciously to his youth. Some people fear getting older so they try to stay a child forever.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
I sure hope he shop-lifted that get up, couldn’t imagine anybody wanting to buy that crap.
I wanna know where you can find bright yellow zip-off pants.
He’s clean , no offensive language,and nothing hanging out. For this site he’s an A+.
maybe he was auditioning for a part in “Da Ali G Squarepants Show”
I WOULD TOTALLY ROCK THIS OUTFIT WHILE OUT AND ABOUT WITH MY 4 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL. MAYBE HE’S GOT KIDS AND IS JUST MAKING THEM SMILE!!!
Sponge Bob Dufus
This is what passes for “gansta” in Minnesota.
He looks like the Deadliest Catch!
I wouldnt even dress my kid in this get up!
It is yellow day at my sons preschool today, maybe it is yellow day at his preschool
Wow… what a loser! Funny stuff
A “Goofy Goober” indeedy
at least he has clothes on alot more then i can say about some on this site
but hey whatever floats his boat mobile
if hours of laughter is something you wish SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS! then follow him around and shop for a bit SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!
At first I thought perhaps he worked in a local hospital’s pediatric ward or children’s dental clinic – anything to make the little ones feel more comfortable and less threatened, but then… Halloween? Bad taste? A male beauty pagent? (Don’t look Mildred… awwww, too late!)
Hey babe, wanna come back to my place? Grandma made milk & cookies for us.
READY? He better be ready for a drive bye. Cuz someone gonna put a cap in his yellow ass!!
IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY
wow when walmart said they were expanding to different locations, i didnt know they wud take it that far and go under the sea, i wudnt be able to handle myself if i turned into that isle and looked up and saw that i wud of laughed so hard in his face
Honestly, the matching sponge Bob hat and the beads complete this amazing ensemble…………….America’s Next Top Model here I come!!
WTF??? Even if this is a Halloween costume…it’s not a costume. It’s an outfit. This man is in serious need of a clothes-burning! Only a piece of trash would buy these things for an adult (themselves or others), only a piece of trash would actually wear this in public…
But then again, he is at Walmart…the largest dump in America!
I agree with some of the others…either a really bad halloween costume or this was staged.
this looks like a fake, set up.
I'm not telling
all I can say is he looks like a goofy banana not spongebob. he couldn’t even rob a store at night because he’s so bright.
He is in the toy section too, probably trolling for little kids………parents keep your children away from this wack job! I bet he has a molester van parked in the handicap section outside.
He’s to watch cartoons, that’s about it.
Pineapple Ice Ice Baby
Live from Souf Cackalacky
Looks like Ali G and Spongebob’s love child.
Denny too many
ohhhhhh who lives in a trailor under a treeeeeeeee! SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!
Since prison started using the new feeling tone jumpsuits no one seems to notice this gentleman missing or care..
I wonder if Squidward will like his new neighbor even better – GANSTER SPONGE?
This guy looks ‘special’. The little yellow bus is waiting for him outside to take him to special ed class.
His Gangsta ride is parked outside…a bright yellow AMC Pacer with spinney wheels and Sponge Bob, Patrick, Squidward & Mr. Krabs painted on it…His gang’s hand sign is a big “L”…turned towards themselves.
Minnesota in the house! Woot Woot.
Lighten up folks! This guy is either dressed for Halloween or just doesn’t take himself too seriously. Sure his clothes are a bit bright, but he’s modestly covered and the shirt doesn’t say anything I wouldn’t want my kids to see. He’s probably a pretty neat person to hang out with.
I bet he’s buying “Spongebob’s Greatest Hits” and it ain’t for his kids either!
PARAGON OF VIRTUE
IT APPEARS THAT THE TOBACCO ROAD CROWD ARE STILL SUBMITTING PHOTOS BUT ARE NOW GIVING OTHER STATES AS THE SOURCE OF THE WALLY-WORLD LOONIES!!
GOOD TRY PEOPLE BUT MOST OF WE, NORMAL CITIZENS, ARE STILL ABLE TO PERCEIVE A HILLBILLY WHEN WE SMELL ONE … Ahhhh … I MEAN, SEE ONE!!!
ONLY A BONA FIDE HILLBILLY CAN MAKE AS PROFOUND AN IMPACT OF IGNORANCE, AS SOME OF THE POOR FOLK THAT HAVE GRACED THIS WEB SITE …
“It’s peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time…”
Sandy the squirrel
Hey, its Sandy the squirrel here and I just wanted to say Hi to my underwater friend Songebob, LOVE the new chains, I am rockin the hammer pants today here in Texas….yodeliaoheho yodeldoldelaihewho!
Dude looks like Ali-G.
some people see lemons and make lemonade. this guy thinks lemons and makes mistakes.
Love the chains! They really complete the look.
Take note, folks: Just because it matches doesn’t mean it looks good.
It’s Ali-G in da House!!!!!
this is what happens when Ali G and Spongebob mate…….
what if he’s … er…handicapped? then i would feel bad. actually, i really feed bad either way. it’s hard for me to make a joke out of the young and the young at heart, so innocent.
Seeing some of the comments on this one is rather frightening. You people are rude, I mean unlike some of the other creatures on this site, at least this guy had the dignity to be clothed. At least this guy didn’t look like a preteen girl *glares as some of the other “guys”*
Spongebob isn’t only for kids, however if you feel that way, maybe we should start making fun of the people who dress like retarded rap douches.
Is no one else concerned that this guy is dressed as Spongebob and hanging out in the toy section of the store….. I smell pedifile….
That has to be one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.
i’d bet his bestfriend is a squirrel.
Since when did Spongebob form a gang alliance?
Looks like the bloods and the crypts have someone new to look out for.
Awww! He’s so dorky that he’s actually kinda cute. Leave him alone!
Like my name says, EAT ME.
Mom… the meat loaf! Where’s the meat loaf!
Best. Caption. EVER!!
A urine colored outfit. Now that’s class.
He must be feelin’ California, but he’s lookin’ Minnesota…
I like SpongeBob, so I can’t really hate on this.
Hate to say it, but I have those pants. I bought them at Wally’s for like $7. Now that I know what a tool I looked like when I wore them, I am totally burning them when I get home
Guys thats not funny, that is ME and I am cool. I even have friends in Canada and what can be cooler then that.
I Adam Riley am cool and I am very upset you took a picture of me and put it on your site. Gosh
Don’t be jealous! He’s the president of the fan club and he’s representing…..GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER!!!!! YEAH!
Blow me to MARS, BITCHES!
Don’t be jealous!! He’s the president of the fan club and he’s representing! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER!!! YEAH!!!
malibu’s most wanted, oh I mean minnesotas most wanted douche bag…
Spongebob could kick this dudes ass anyday.
Maybe he lost a bet with his 3 year old daughter
Screw all you guys, this guy is a true pimp! He is freakin AWESOME. The only problem i have with this guy is that he isnt giving that outfit to me!!!
Screw all you guys, you just dont know what cool is!
Goofy Gooobers for life.
i have to agree with the shenanigans post, dude has to be dressed for halloween, not even a douche bag that big would wear that chain.
who lives in an apartment with his mommy…
he’s headed out to bitch slap Patrick, gang rape Sandy, and rob the Krusty Krab leaving Mr. Crabs tied up in the freezer with his throat cut – this guys from the streets bitch!
He sure does get squirrel.
It’s a Halloween Costume, but the duchebag is by himself and the costume is gay. Maybe he’s buying a box of condoms for later on that night when he scores with the local crackhead down the street. Maybe his girl is in the car saying ” I wish he’d hurry up allready.”
I think that’s Patrick in the post before this one, showing us her crabby pattys.
GANGSTUHHHHHHHHHHH. Good luck gettin dem fly hunnys, boiiiii.
pants that unzip at the knee?! i had some of those when i was eight! oh hell yeah! i wanna be friends with that walking banana!
I want to see his car.
Hey, look – banana dickery…
I love Spongebob. Good on this guy.
Reminds me of the main character from White Boys.
THE REAL LIFE ALI-G! HAHAHA
Hells Yeah!!! Gangsta SpongeBob!!!
Damn you know when he bought those pants he had a hell of a time finding a shirt to match…
OK kid are you ready?OOOOOOOOOOOOO. Who lives a WAlmart and looks like a dork Sponge Dre sponge Dre
Who lives with his mom and never goes away Sponge Dre spone Dre.
Ali G in the house
weird al is more gangster then this douche
Okay, like when I see THIS kind of guy lurking in the KIDS TOY DEPT, all I can think to do is call to see if he’s escaped from some house somewhere. And do a quick scan for his picture on the nat’l offender list for the i-phone!
That is me, you guys better take that down right now
ok mr spongebob gangsta.heres a toilet scrubber.i just took a big dump in there and didnt flush.go clean it up.this will be the only job youll ever get hired for.
Adam, you are a brave, brave man for admitting to this.
I would much rather look at this guy that the pink BLOB!
Thank the pink blob that is. Sorry for the typos
Let’s try this again. THAN the pink blob. LOL sorry again
UR A JERK
diggin the pants
I heard he is loaded with krusty krabs.
I Didnt Know Kevin Federline Vacationed In Minnesota!!!
You should see his girlfriend, Crabby Patty.
Does “pretty fly for a white guy” mean anything?
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC… why don’t you have a seat?
November 13th, 2009
Did Ali G move to America? RESPECT!
SUPER DUPER MAN
LMAO. He could have gotten on this website even without the “I’m ready!”.
Ali G is in the house
That is just perfect. Just perfect.
Go big or go home, people, that’s the meaning of this story.
Why would a grown man think wearing children’s clothing in public is ok? And for goodness sake, its YELLOW. Its all YELLOW…..
It’s so outrageous! I can’t believe it! Notice how he’s turned so you can see his outfit. Anyone who believes this one is an idiot.
who’s nautical nonscence is something to miss? SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS
i just had to double check where this guy was. i was in the mall (in ohio) last week and some guy was dressed the same way – only with the matching ball cap.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *GASP* OMG i CAN’T BREATH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT GROWN MAN WOULD LEAVE HIS HOUSE IN FULL SPONGBOB ATTIRE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Best. Caption. Ever.
I think he is a pedofile , I mean WTF??
“I wanna shop with…the Gansta’s…but I’m just too white and nerdy!”
Is that Brett Farve? lmao..
I can’t stop laughing! He’s wearing a spongebob hat and yellow pants to match his shirt! I also noticed he’s in the toy department too! I’m surprised little kids aren’t surrounding him asking for autographs, haha.
“….He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31….”
reminds me of sacha baron cohen’s character Ali G.
The only way this guy could be more gangster was if he was volunteering at a nursing home.
You people are soooo rude. It’s his own fashion style.
Maybe it was Halloween?
Maybe he was wearing it to make his child happy.
There is no reason to be so insensitive.
This guy is douchin’ it up, big time. What a tragically Caucasian psuedo child molester look to have!
Anbody rockin’ Sponge Bob and proud of it, is a ok with me!!
The caption below the image is the most funniest one Ive seen so far lol
November 14th, 2009
hes like eminem but he writes diss tracks about plankton
November 15th, 2009
Hey, don’t pick on the poor guy. His mom thinks he’s cool!!
There’s a guy you should keep your kids away from.
November 16th, 2009
Pimpin’ & stealin’ ain’t easy in the mean streets of the reef.
REEF BEEF – Word!
Omg, I seriously thought this was my cousin Mike! I had to look at where it was from. Wow, he would totally wear that!
And btw, he isn’t in the toy department. He is in electronics where the games are. I don;t think that just bc he has on Sponge Bob he is a pedophile. Like someone else said, maybe he has kids and he did it to make them happy…
“Welcome to our newest,hippest, clothing store..”BANANA INPUBLIC!”
This has to be a Halloween costume….
November 17th, 2009
I’m from MN && now i am officially sad…
November 18th, 2009
Please be condoms, Please be condoms. Please be condoms. Nevermind, he probably can’t read anyway and its impossible to impregnate sheep so go ahead guy and knock yourself out.
it’s the missing cast member from Malibu’s Most Wanted!!!!!!!!!
traffic, traffic, lookin for my chapstick……..
Is that what you wear when you can’t afford Ed Hardy?
November 19th, 2009
He bought his wardrobe from the set of the Ali G show.
November 20th, 2009
Maybe his boyfriend bought it for him
November 21st, 2009
Harriston Lamont Jackson Lee King
Sponge Thug Yellow Pants.
November 22nd, 2009
Another Chester, Chester Child Molester?! Security lock his ass up.
November 23rd, 2009
foo is foo
Just wanted to say that that’s 90′s rave, might be sad and weird nowadays, but it had it’s days.
Ever wonder what outfit a 4 year old would come up with if you let them dress themselves?
and he has zip off shorts hahaha he’s like a convertable
GET OUT OF MY STATE.
November 25th, 2009
and yes, he is also absorbent
November 26th, 2009
Isn’t that Ali G?
November 28th, 2009
and all the girlys say he’s pretty fly (for a white guy)
Go easy on the guy. This is the uniform for employees at Nickelodeon Universe in the Mall of America.
December 2nd, 2009
looks like warren beatty in bulworth just…. retarded
December 3rd, 2009
dont hate, spongebob rules. i’d totally be this bros friend.
November 17th, 2010
ummmm…..i think this guy may be slow, as in special needs.
April 5th, 2012