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81 Comments | In: Walmart Fashion, Washington
Hmmm … DID I WASH MY HANDS BEFORE LEAVING THE RESTROOM??
September 5th, 2009
Just terrible, I thought you had to wear a shirt in stores.
Is that a giant box of wine in his cart?
It looks like Italian wine at that….
What happened to the ‘No shirt, No shoes, No service’ rule?!?
Absolutely disgusting! As for the “No shirt….” rule; I don’t think Wal-Mart has one, do they? Walmart will take anyone.
Yes, they do have the no shirt rule, I work there.
He shouldn’t have been let in.
September 6th, 2009
Good grief…. do these people not have a mirror, or know how to use one.
No Shirt No Service, some people I guess know no better.
When did David Allan Coe cut his hair off and shave
Can you do that?
And you all make fun of West Virginia?
Hey, front butt is lookin good!!!
September 7th, 2009
Washington? My guess is this was taken in Spokane or areas surrounding Spokane. The redneck gene pool is deep around that part of Washington.
This guy has got to be returning a pregnancy test kit…..
No Shoes, No Shirt , No Service. ………. Wear clothes when you go shopping no one wants to see that.
What happens to all that flab when he unbuttons his shorts?
Yes, we at Wal Mart do have a no shirt, no shoes, no service rule, he should not have been let in. Many of the people would have been stopped at the front door of the store I work in. This entire is too funny!!!!
September 8th, 2009
Washington needs the law: “No shirt, no service”.
this is why “shirts ARE reqired!”
September 9th, 2009
hurry up, my water just broke!!
September 10th, 2009
Hey, that’s my neighbor! and yes, I’m from Spokane Valley!!
Oh, I recognize him! Ward Churchill after he was fired from U of Colorado for misconduct. I guess he didn’t learn his lesson.
September 11th, 2009
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service
Well apparently Walmart is lettin that one slide
What is Rosie O’Donnell doing in Washington? And why is she parading around Walmart topless?
September 12th, 2009
why is it that only white people can get away with that no shirt rule? and why doesn’t he have man boobs? he needs them to balance out his disgusting physique
Please, oh, please tell me he isn’t holding a doll in his hand…….Is it a doll???? poor little girl……in the basement….
Looks like the baby’s due in about 4 months.
September 13th, 2009
He was rocking the beer gut, and I love the way he’s not ashamed…Rockin the beer gut, well it’s just some extra love around his waist…. BLAH!
whatever happened to “no shirt, no shoes, no service”????
September 15th, 2009
He’s got his butt on backwards!!! ROFL
No shirt – no service – no common sense. Is that a supersize box of wine in the cart?
September 21st, 2009
look closely at those tats! They are images of his brood . Where was the lifeguard at that gene pool ????
September 22nd, 2009
what happened to no shoes no shirt no service???
September 25th, 2009
Actually at my store we do not have a no shirt no shoes no service rule. But arkansas is classy like that.
September 28th, 2009
he should be the poster child for birth control.
October 3rd, 2009
what has this world come to? I just don’t understand how people can find this attire appropriate for any occasion!!! Keep up the good work!
October 9th, 2009
I am starting to see this. I think we should try to look our best at all times!! Or atleast be fully clothed! The best part of some of these people ran down their mama’s leg haha
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October 19th, 2009
I just love that nobody else in this picture seems to even notice. what has the world become. Fat hairy men can shop shirtless and nobody even stairs.
October 20th, 2009
no shirt, no shoes, no service? im confused doesnt that rule still apply…
November 3rd, 2009
NOW THAT’S A MUFFIN TOP!!!!
He looks like he is mad dogging someone for looking at him. This guy looked in the mirror and sd “who gives a f***”
November 5th, 2009
Will someone please explain to me the delusion that some guys seem to have when it comes to wearing pants that are OBVIOUSLY much too small in the waist, yet just because they fit beneath those giant beer guts means they still fit?
November 9th, 2009
Now I need therapy
Actually, the pants used to fit …. before they shrank five sizes in the dryer. All the wife’s fault.
November 20th, 2009
Jeez-us! The guy’s got an ASS for a belly! Gross to the nth degree! People like this, their brains must be dead.
November 22nd, 2009
WTF!!! Wal-mart SERIOUSLY needs to adhere to the NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE POLICY..
December 3rd, 2009
The best part of the picture is that he looks like he has his hand down his pants if you look closely. How gross if he puts that dirty hand that was in his pants on a cart, and touches the counter! So gross!
December 4th, 2009
He looks like Willy Nelson without the braids.
January 18th, 2011
wonder when the baby’s due….
Omg Do I have pants on? I cant tell cuz my stomach sticks out further then my dicky do !!!!
He says, “yea, that’s right! Walmart don’t care if I’m dressed just so long as I buy a buggy full of crap!”
Seriously….the sad part isn’t the guy in this pic but the store management that let him walk around the store with no shirt on.
Maybe Marysville. Those from Darrington make their way down when the road is clear.
Guess he lost his shirt in the recession…Thank God he managed to hold on to his pants.
My eyes, my eyes!!!
I just glanced at it at first, I thought he was holding a mop…
Actually, Torre Oscilante is an oscillating heating unit, NOT a huge size bottle of wine! Google it! Anyway, I’m glad this disgusting meatbag does not live near me!
Maybe he did have on a shirt… but it must have been hot walking around that big beer gut so he took it off !!! So GROSS !!!!!!!
Oh wow!! Not one bit surprised it’s from WA state. We were pcs’d there for 3 years and this picture is pretty normal for out there.
Wow, that’s all I got!!!
A lanyard and a few tatoos cover up enough… don’t they?
How the heck did this guy get in with no shirt on
All of y’all that were worried about “no shirt no service” may I point out that since Mr. Sam died, there is no longer any service at WalMart. So, no shirt is no problem.
Walmart doesn’t have a no shirt rule I work there its something with discrimination
ummmmm…chest hair, and a set of keys does not count as a shirt!!!!!!
I’d rather see someone’s naked fat belly than someone’s naked fat a$$.
Come on – that’s a fan in the cart. It was obviously taken in the summer time….over in Eastern Washington, of course. The western side is still too cold to walk around like that in public. The door greeter was probably too afraid to say anything to him….he is pretty scary lookin’. lol
I think this guy might have a shattered mirror at best… maybe the spiderweb cracks make the stomach butt look better and he thinks he as a 6 pack? good grief man get a bra at least!
January 19th, 2011
at the next aisle a mom is saying, ” don’t make eye contact, dear “
I know the lady tatooed on his arm is proud to be on there.
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I swear if I were in that store I would complain to a manager. That’s just NASTY!!!!
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I think one of his tatoo’s reads, ” If found, please return to West Virginia immediatly!”
“I can proudly say that I wear the same size pants as I did in high school. So if you’ve got it, flaunt it!”
Why is it the old flabby pasty men walking around shirtless? Why can’t it be the 20 year old eye candy?
God Damit I hate people like that and walmart equally!
I feel that is an enchanting point, it made me think a bit. Thanks for sparking my pondering cap. Every so often I am getting so much in a rut that I just really feel like a record.
Ain’t no reason to hide killer tattoos like that one.
And if you look at it just right, it appears that they are on a pedestal.
A bulbous, beer filled pedestal.
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June 9th, 2011