The wedgie is particularly effective as a bullying type prank as it is both painful and humiliating.
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I can just imagine the girl with her hand on her hip being like “What the HELL is this???”
November 13th, 2009
Quit showing pictures of halloween costumes. It isn’t interesting because people usually dress funny on halloween.
lol reminds me of winnie the pooh in a way
that girl has a fatty, and i like it.
White Trash King Arthur…….
WTH is that on his head? Is that underwear on his head? I have never seen anything like this except on my 2 year old niece.
Obviously got his outfit @ Dollar Tree …
Nevermind the wedgie….look at the dumper on that chick!!
I didn’t think it was possible!
he’s also sagging….
Looking at his pic makes me wonder how bad he smells..
He seems to have built up a tolerance to the atomic wedgie. I’m guessing either it’s not his first and definitely will not be his last.
isn’t he that infamous superhero, Underpants Man?
I’m always happy to see a toupee worse than mine
He’s wearing that Borat Speedo upside down.
I’ll bet he’s buying bright orange ear muffs.
Judging from his appearance, I think he may be too high to realize what the hell is wrong with him.
..I find it disturbing enough that a man is dressed as Pooh Bear.
He’s like a giant piece of Candy Corn leftover from Halloween….
Buster, thank you for ruining candy corn for me forever.
haha i apologize for my state.
Those where probably white undies when he put them on. eww!
Thank God we can’t see the skid marks!
Now that’s an ass-hat
Those where prbably white undies when he put them on eww!
All I can say is WHAT THE HELL??????
This is in the Frederick, MD walmart isn’t it?
i really seriously hope this guy is drunk. or that a friend of his is out in the car ready to pay him a few hundred for going out in public like this when he comes back.
Oh No!!!! It’s Condom Man!!!
damn winnie the pooh needs to lay off the drugs!!!!
Man…. I smell nut sweat….. Is my brown stripe showing dude?
There’s an ass in the foreground that isn’t 3 feet wide.
Are we sure this is at a Walmart?
At least there is a nice butt to look at.
He is suffering from CIRP Syndrome…Crainial Insertion with Rectal Penetration…his underwear were not pulled up on top of his head, his head is up his a$$
Man….. I smell nut sweat…. Is my brown stripe showing dude?
ID BREAK HER ASS IN TWO
WOW… HULK HOGAN REALLY LOST SOME WEIGHT,AND SPORTING A NEW RAG! SWEET!
All in a days work Jessica
I told ya to get your head out of your ass!
I really hope someone gets this:
Help! Help! I’m bein’ oppressed!
Why can’t the half naked chicks in WalMart ever look like the chick with the fat ass in this picture?????
No doubt, that lady has a fine caboose!
I’ve gotta say that I don’t see the wedgie. It looks like the hand of the guy in the black jacket. But regardless, this is one really weird dude!
Any guesses on if the original color is actually yellow?
the girl sure does have a nice butt though.
THREE3 …… LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD LMFAO!
Moons in Leo
REDBEARD: Monty Python!
It’s the cast of “Road Warrior”, the crazy gyrocopter guy (in his pre-apocalypse clean clothes), Tina Turner waiting behind him, and Max in the leather jacket, right foreground. A celebrity spotting, and you missed a photo op!
And I thought it couldn’t get any better. I mean, worse.
W. T. F. ?
(RedBeard: Yes, he does look like that guy, and he just might have sh*t all over him)
“Boy, you gotta panty on your head.”
Winnie the Pooh?
if this is Essex he is pretty much the norm
My only thought on this is that I am so impressed with all the yellow pants this week. Still, compared with this example, and forced to choose, I’d much rather look at hip-hop SpongeBob from the other day.
“Fear not, good citizens! For I, the Atomic Wedgie, will save you! Just lemme finish baggin’ my groceries…”
The opposite of camouflage.
No Skid Marks, must be a new pair……
Dude, they makes hats for a reason. Undies are no substitute. Not now, not ever.
Nope, not Halloween. Note the Christmas garland in the background.
In Phoenix, that’s camoflauge
These photos are really starting to suck.
It has left me speechless and now.. blind! Bless.
that chick has a nice ass
Dude, whatever you’re protecting your head from can’t be THAT shitty!
Bet he’s buying lots of Gold bond and Neosporin.
Bananas in Pajamas?
all i see is datazz
Looks like we’re not the only ones who hated Spongebob NoFriends’ attire;) Is this the work of The Walmart Avenger?
what the hell is that really though?
Are those REALLY underpants on his head? And what’s the pink thing on the back of his belt? I know what it *looks* like, but people aren’t built that way! (And yeah, Essex or Dundalk – par for the course!)
This one i find quite quite hilarious lol.
I agree with Three3 – looks like the hand of the guy on the right. But, even taking that into consideration, this is one wacked out dude and that girl must be shaking her head in disbelief. Note, she is standing back a safe distance from him too.
I think this may be a sexal thing that he can get away w/ in public…OOO YUCK!
EVERYTIME HE NODS HIS HEAD!
Is she his girlfriend? With that yellow shirt and orange nails. I’m just sayin….
wearin his stained draws on his head
You can see a dark sky outside the door and the clothes look like they might be rain gear, but there’s got to be a better way to protect your head!!!
More banana dickery…
Maybe it’s to keep his head from floating away.
Man even Winnie the Pooh shops at Wal-mart!
Wow, since Christopher Robbins grew up, Winnie the Pooh has really let himself go!
Since Christopher Robbins grew up, Winnie the Pooh has really let himself go!
Finally a nice f#$%@n ass to look at on this site.
this guy looks like “EARL” fron “THAT 70′sSHOW” DaaaaaaYup
ohhh, I hope he’s single.
I'm not telling
OMG if that’s a true wedgie I want a repeat and see it happen again. that guy must not have any junk left down there if it was pulled from behind because with his underwear being so damn tight it’d cut off the circulation down there. I’m surprised he isn’t crying from the pain. hell I’m a chick and i’d be crying.
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ARE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT AWAY THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never mind the wedgie, where’s this guy’s butt? He must have had an assectomy.
That chick has a nice ass.
We like the chicks ass too!
Why are her shirt and nails matching his outfit???? Pee-yellow and roadcone orange the new in colors this year????
The Great Cornholio, buying TP for his bunghole.
November 14th, 2009
Sorry. I can’t see past that girls butt . . .I don’t see a wedgie . . .
I think this is my exhusband—don’t tell my daughter!!! Looks just like him, nawwwwwwwww couldn’t be. Could it?
i apologize for my state. and i shop at that wal-mart!
Floopy chicken? floopy duck? this dudes got it worse then santa lol
Kinda looks like Steve Carrell……….
White Trash Arthur or Half assed WInnie the Pooh fursuit I can’t decide.
November 15th, 2009
Ow! I thought stuff like that only happened in cartoons.
he kinda looks like matt lauer (sp?) from the side… its kinda amusing…. and i like the comment about the ass hat…. i used to work at walmart and see people that really need to fix there sense of style sometimes
Seriously – WTF is on his head!?! I wish I could donate some of my caboose to him!
Is that Tom Green?
November 16th, 2009
even i am hormonally unbalanced
man this guy screams at himself in the parking lot lol…
Glen Burnie Maryland
November 17th, 2009
So its okay to call people white trash..? Racism goes both ways ya know?
F*ck the wedgie, look at that girls hot @ss
November 19th, 2009
omg! he looks like pooh bear!!!!
November 25th, 2009
it looks like he has a home made winnie the pooh costume on
November 27th, 2009
Holy crap! i used to see this guy wandering in the park outside my old apartment everyday! For reals! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
November 28th, 2009
this is Dancing Dan!!! Most people from Frederick, Maryland should recognize him because he walks everywhere while singing and dancing.
(Probably passed him while driving down Market or on 40) He is awesome, it may look like a wedgie but its prolly like a towel to wipe the sweat off and protection from the sun, being that he is outside all day and working up a sweat with those sweet dance moves.
November 13th, 2010
this is dancing dan, he walks….dances all over frederick, md. he is cool as shi*. If you are from frederick you have probably passed him while driving or walking.
November 14th, 2010
OMG it’s turtle man! OMG! I’ve had this guy go through my line I can’t even count how many times, he always wears this same outfit year round, I figured if I went far enough through the MD walmart pics I might find one of our local Turtle man! Nice to see a repeat coustomer! I am serious people I worked at this store for two years!
November 22nd, 2010
It’s turtle man! Well that’s what we call him at our local walmart (should you have had the pleasure of takign care of him as a customer anyway) He wears that same outfit year round I am quite serious!
This is not a halloween costume this gentleman wears this same outfit everyday year round.