Lmfao.

Daddy? Is that you? Now I know what I’m getting for Christmas.

don’t go away mad,just please go away!!!

i guess pants aren’t a requirement either…aren’t those boxer shorts? at least he is wearing those and isn’t completely naked…

Now I know why Circuit City went out of business. You have to wear more than your boxer shorts if you want to be allowed into the store.

Damn, that cable went out. Where can i go there I can still chill in my boxers and watch the game…….hummmmmm

At least we know he can’t shoplift anything bigger than a Slim Jim.

no shirt/no shoes??? hell…no wallet/no money!! he just ran on down to watch some rasslin’!!

Les Stroud found his way back to civilization!! WTG Les!

..scrub.

The last I checked, the electroinics department doesn’t sell Dignity.

That’s hard to believe that he made it all the way into the store looking like that!

Maybe the greeter was cat-napping?

Where the hell was the “Greeter” when this dude strolled through the door?

WOW maybe he was stripping in Walmart

The wife drug him to Wally World in the middle of the game…he thought that if he was in his undies that she wouldn’t make him go…

Dammit, I was all ready fur ma schlitz and the big race when the dad gum tv went out so I had to get all dressed up and go to walmart.

Walmart doesn’t care. They’re in business to sell cheap crap to low class peasant types. That’s what Walmart is all about.

I think the greeters probably saw him and decided he was too scary to stop.

Seriously? No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Walshart.

I wonder where he keeps his credit card.

i bet he smells as tasty as he looks.

wow I’m surprised he wasn’t even stopped once. he has no shirt no shoes and his shorts look like boxers to me.

Dammit, I was all ready for ma schlitz and the big race when the dad gum tv went out so I had to get all dressed up and go to walmart.

My child, I’m giving it to your brother now!!!

He had to go dressed like that dontchaknow? He had to get the full experience by dressing like he does at home. T.V. watching can be changed by how tight your shirt, pants and those bothersome shoes are.

All he’s missing is a beer and some salsa in his chest hair.

Hey, if he was a sale he woud be 95% off.

He was in the changing room and just couldn’t wait to see the end of the Nascar race…Umm…Jeff Gordon SUCKS DOUCHEBAG!!!

he got impatient waiting for his mom to bring him new sizes in the dressing room so he wondered off

Maybe it is the Walmart in a nudist area. This guy was being decent by putting on at least the boxer shorts LOL…but really where does he keep his money @!

Most of the Walmart greeters don’t give a damn about their job so they probably wouldn’t stop him. Or they’re so old that they can’t see clearly and didn’t notice he wasn’t wearing clothes!

90% of the time I go in there, the greeter is paying no attention to people coming in the store.

Folks, greeters are there to greet only, not to enforce any policy. Do you honestly think they would hire frail white-haired old people to take issue with these customers’ clothing choices? Get real!

LISTEN UP PEOPLE no shirt no shoes no service does NOT mean that you can’t enter the store. It means they have the right to not serve you. Check with law enforcement they can do nothing about it.

What the HELL is wrong with people today?

Sorry Otis but you are wrong. Having been a cop for a very long time, the store CAN and WILL keep you out of the store. I have escorted a number of people from the security offices at stores for violating store policy. Are you the one who took this photo?

I’ve worked for Walmart and have asked about this type of problem. Apparently some company policy was passed to take down any “negative signing” so the company doesn’t actually have a “No shirt, no shoes” policy in place anymore. We have had our fair share of men as bad as this one come into our store.

By the way he’s staring at that TV, looks like someone didn’t want to miss a second of “Dancing with the Stars”, even if his set at home went out.

I think Chris is right. Unless Walmart wants to get sued when this guy steps on a staple, they would have store security remove him before he got that far into the store. The greeters may be old and feeble but they have radios to call security with. I agree its a fake!

Hmmm… I wonder if they ignore the no shirt/shoes policy only if you are going to buy a really expensive new HD TV?

Apparently, Chris has never been to Oklahoma.

Dad’s part time job as a greeter at walmart lets him get way with it!!!

The greeter must have been his cousin \ wife

Chris has obviously never been to KY either…I live between 2 Walmart stores & have seen people in all manner of undress in both stores. No shirt, no shoes…no big deal.

Where is his wallet? He can’t even really be meaning to buy anything!

gawddammit … the kids done took the foil off the antenna to make cookies … now how’m I gonna see Jeff Gordon ??? WALMART !!!

And to think, my almost-3 year old was at home wearing shoes and a shirt (but no pants), and my husband and I were joking that she was ok to go to the store. It doesn’t say anything about no pants!

That guy has just been robbed by the GREATEST PICKPOCKET EVER!

Having seen the photos and the site , I am totally shocked with what I’ve seen,. Is this what you call freedom ? Do you send your men to market this s……. to the world? get some dignity and look to your country first.

look on the bright side.. atleast his rear-end isnt hanging out…

That’s bathrobe ladys hubby..they live in the parking lot..he just wanted to catch the game

Most businesses reject people that walk into their store in boxers and nothing else, i guess all those rejects wind up in Walmart!

The greeter isn’t going to stop anyone coming in Walmart. Half the time they can’t move out of the way so you can get a shopping buggy because they are too busy talking to another Walmart employee.

The only thing they are going to do is make a yellow check mark on your receipt if they aren’t distracted.

Wow, I’d normally try to say something funny here, but this is just retarded.

I’ve had dreams like this…nightmares is a better term. What I nightmare this dude is!

haha wooooooooooow. this picture just looks bad in so many ways…

I would rather see a guy like that than one of those “Better than You” people at Dillards and Macys.
I LOVE Walmart !

I’m smelling a staged photo here. Think about it, he made it from his car, walked through the parking lot BAREFOOT, snuck past the greeter AND every wallyworld employee AND made it at least as far as electronics (in the back of the store) without getting stopped? I don’t think so, I think it is more probable that is friend is holding his shirt and shoes while he was taking this pi!

Oh yes…… typical, no, the very PICTURE of Oklahoma….

*shudders* again

@Amy ~

It’s unfortunate, but you’re right. I used to travel to Oklahoma about 2x per month for a couple of years. The people I was there to associate with were great: intelligent, professional, aware, and had their “stuff” together….

Unfortunately, every other interaction I had, or person, situation or sight I witnessed, was like living in a veritable peopleofwalmart.com every waking moment. My neck would be sore at the end of each trip just from shaking my head so much, in utter disbelief.

I’m sorry your state reflects poorly. I know there are many good people there, unfortunately the rest of the population needs a labotomy. My sympathy is definitely with you.

@Devils Advocate – if you think this isn’t possible, you’ve obviously never been to Oklahoma before!!!!

Damn. They built a Walmart around my trailer!

PHOTO SHOPPED!!! WHERE IS THE REFELECTION ON THE FLOOR>??? everything above him is refecting then those red shorts should be reflecting off the floor…

Vizio makes the worst, piece-of-crap TVs on the planet, hands down. As I speak, I am staring at the dead one in my living room. I want to chain it to the doors of a Wal-mart spray painted with the words “Wal-fart sells cheap crap that will break you!”

@ GCM2, You would be correct in that assessment. However, I have been all over the south, and live in the south, and have not seen this in public, aside from Mardi Gras. I concede the point.

@Devils Advocate ~ in reply:

You sir, are a true gentleman (or gentile woman) and are a proud example of the South!

wow thats hilarious i don’t know how he got in to wal-mart like that maybe they thought he was crazy lol

Is he wearing shorts or is that just a small beach towel?

Obviously he was just checking the weather channel before deciding what to wear. Or not wear.

What is with people going to Walmart missing bits of clothing? This doesn’t seem to be an issue at other stores. Is someone mugging them on the way in?

hey alien we call it dickydo up here in ohio. his belly sticks out more than his dickydo. lol

“Clean up at the Greeter’s station.”

Imagine what the bottom of his feet look like.

I think he must be from New Zealand….unless of course Walmart has opened up here now!

I’m guessing where ever this guy is keeping his credit card, he is putting a new meaning to the “black card”

What you all fail to realize is the rest of the family was hogging the TV on the other side.

I guess some people don’t care what it takes to get Guitar Hero.

I hope that is your left hand………..

I find it humorous that people are asking where his wallet is. I mean really do you think he has the money for a tv when he doesn’t have money for clothes? Disgusting

“Well god damned sum bitch, ’bout missed my dang ‘ol tracterrr pull!”

24: The Retirement Years

This man is HOT!!! Woof!

As Dane Cook would say: “Fuck shoes!”

hahaha his left hand almost looks like a penis

I know for sure that it is against health code to not wear shoes. Didn’t any staff person notice??? Just didn’t care????

Uh, is it just me or does it look like he’s left one more thing hanging out???

ok, i’ve seen a bunch of folk on here wearing beach attire so i’m confused…do some super walmarts have pools or maybe waterslides??? here in new england we just have smelly bathrooms and old people crashing thru the front door of the store every now and then.

Paula, and Aprilbug29, I’m sorry to say, you both are clueless, know little about laws, or the basics of microbiology. (Read Myranya’s post above). You “know” it’s against healthcodes? How do you know? Can you name the Statute Number of the the supposed health code? And are any of you aware of what was going on during the late 1960s and early 1970s in the US? That going barefoot everywhere was quite a fad for young people then, even in places like New York City? Those anti-barefoot signs started showing up back then, to keep hippies out – they did not want people who they thought were unpatriotic, (against the vietnam war), coming into their stores, so the signs were put up as a deterrent, but by the beginning of the 1970s, even young people (mostly women), who were not hippies were going barefoot, and the signs were just ignored. And it became difficult to enforce, they got tired of spending their day kicking people out. But that was the store policy, not a law. (Many cities, like San Francisco, tried passing laws banning bare feet in public, and they were immediately shot down as unconstitutional). By the 1980s, going barefoot went out of style, and newer generations do not even know what took place in the relatively recent past.

is that his other hand or a really bad circumsized penis

At least he has a very upright posture. Way to strut confidently into Walmart shoeless and shirtless!