November 17th, 2009
Wayne Brady Makes Bryant Gumbel Look Like Malcolm X
Malcom X, strawberry milk, and short shorts…I’m sure Malcom would be proud. In all seriousness, why?
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Wayne Brady Makes Bryant Gumbel Look Like Malcolm X,
Malcom X, strawberry milk, and short shorts…I’m sure Malcom would be proud. In all seriousness, why?
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Wayne Brady Makes Bryant Gumbel Look Like Malcolm X,
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Hahahahahahaha…
November 17th, 2009
Everything about this outfit was a bad idea!
November 17th, 2009
where’s the militant wing of the Nation of Islam when you need them?
November 17th, 2009
wow.. i don’t understand what is happening here..
November 17th, 2009
his shirt is like cotton candy XD
November 17th, 2009
YES WE CAN!!
November 17th, 2009
Wow – this guy is really in touch with his inner brutha…
November 17th, 2009
Not to sound racist or anything, but doesn’t this look odd on a white person?
November 17th, 2009
He’s looking to see if his dignity is “Missing” on the side of the milk jug !
November 17th, 2009
White Black Gay Power?
November 17th, 2009
Damn at least he isn’t buying any of that cracker white milk.
November 17th, 2009
Loving the shorts!
November 17th, 2009
what is this i don’t even
November 17th, 2009
White Black Gay Power?
November 17th, 2009
Cool – the strawberry milk he’s holding matches his shirt!
+1 point for wearing a shirt that fits.
November 17th, 2009
Some people just don’t give a damn what they look like in walmart.
November 17th, 2009
means nothing
November 17th, 2009
First, those aren’t short shorts–they are bike shorts. I guess he (she? do we really know?) figured this was acceptable outerwear to run down to Walmart for a quart of strawberry milk. This is not exactly an upscale establishment, afterall. It’s not like he’s nearly naked shopping for TVs.
The bigger question is why is a short white guy wearing a giant head of Malcolm X on his shirt. Maybe he wants to exhibit solidarity?
November 17th, 2009
White Black Gay Power rolled into one.
November 17th, 2009
Obviously he’s making a statement: “I like my shorts short, my t-shirts radically political, and my milk as pink as p&ssy”
November 17th, 2009
it looks like he needs strawberry milk to go with that
November 17th, 2009
Yeah PLAYA he’s getiing that hard core GANGSTA pink milk. Word!
November 17th, 2009
I don’t know if milk is gonna do a body good in this situation!
November 17th, 2009
Regular milk is for crackers.
November 17th, 2009
Don’t hate…maybe there was nothing left at the yard sale.
November 17th, 2009
I’m guessing this guy has a big “L” branded on his forehead. If not, he should.
November 17th, 2009
I’m really just kind of confused and in awe at the same time.
November 17th, 2009
Literally and figuratively colorblind.
November 17th, 2009
It’s okay for a white guy to wear that shirt, because his shorts are black.
November 17th, 2009
That guy is a walking ass kicking waiting to happen!
November 17th, 2009
I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM BUYING THIS SHIRT. “BRUCE, OMG, I FOUND A REALLY HOT PRINCE SHIRT!” SOMEONE BITCH SLAP THIS GUY!
November 17th, 2009
my favorite part of all of this is that he’s obviously white.
November 17th, 2009
I sure hope this guy makes it to his car in parking lot…..and dosn’t wind up on pink milk carton
November 17th, 2009
What the hell??
Those shorts aren’t short.
You ghetto rats are used to having your shorts reach your damn ankles.
If you got the legs, then show em’ off!
November 17th, 2009
I would
November 17th, 2009
His other shirt has a picture of Calypso Louis. and a Rev Jesse hat. and a Rev Sharpton tie.
November 17th, 2009
I find it funnier that he seems to be intensely observing his milk instead of grabbing it and walking away like everybody else. Switching brands perhaps?
November 17th, 2009
They were all out of P-Diddy shirts.
November 17th, 2009
Wow…. I got nothin’
November 17th, 2009
whats funny is the fact that People of Walmart messed up on the text under the pic.
November 17th, 2009
so much drama in the WAL its kinda hard being snoop d o double g….
November 17th, 2009
I’m sure Malcolm doesn’t feel the same toward him………….
November 17th, 2009
Proof that white people will never get Malcolm X.
November 17th, 2009
He doesn’t even know who Malcolm X is.
November 17th, 2009
He drank his first six pack, fell asleep face down, and someone painted that shirt while he slept. Please.
November 17th, 2009
Gotta be a college town. Only some campus doofus would be that clueless about how dumb his wearing that shirt is. As for the strawberry milk–he’s just giving his props to the milk of his people; he’s gonna grab the chocolate cow any second now.
November 17th, 2009
The guys’ name is probably Malcolm and bought it for that reason and that reason alone. Maybe he thinks it’s a souvenir from the Arsenio Hall show or something. In other words, the dude is clueless.
November 17th, 2009
I thought he looked more like Sammy Davis Jr. “The candy man can, because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.”
November 17th, 2009
Wow my only comment on this is: WHO THE HELL MAKES THESE SHIRTS, AND WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO SELL THEM?? Like seriously WTF??
November 17th, 2009
Whigger !!
November 17th, 2009
Shoes with no socks? P’shaw!
November 17th, 2009
What’s up 1992? Are you eager to drive your Ford Probe home so you can listen to your Arrested Development cassette that you bought at the Wherehouse?
November 17th, 2009
I likes my milks wif a lil’ culluh.
November 17th, 2009
MsQuote
Proof that white people will never get Malcolm X.
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And ya know… It’s the dangdest thing…. My life seems fulfilled and I am happy not “getting” Malcolm X. Hmmm….
November 17th, 2009
Ya he would blend in perfectly in Harlem!
November 17th, 2009
It’s ok, guys. It’s Sammy Sosa.
November 17th, 2009
So wearing Waylon Jennings on your back is OK but Malcolm X on your back is not. Got it.
November 17th, 2009
White, Brown, Pink… it’s
Neapolitan Man!
Fuggettaboutit!
November 17th, 2009
“This was sure my lucky day! I finally found a Malcolm in the Middle shirt and strawberry milk was on sale at Wal Mart!”
November 17th, 2009
If the C&W fan can have a Waylon Jennings coat, this dude can have a Malcolm X t-shirt. Maybe he just admires the guy. Okay, but it really does look dumb on him.
November 17th, 2009
As much as I’d like to believe these, it seems like more and more of these submissions are staged.
November 17th, 2009
It’s not strawberry milk, you doofuses. It’s in pink containers for Breast Cancer Awareness support. That being said, he’s still a loser in all areas.
November 17th, 2009
@ IMASCAB
I agree. This site is dead. They sold out for advertising and the content has sunk to mediocrity. It started out really good. It was a good idea.
November 17th, 2009
If Malcolm X didn’t he hate white people before, then he certainly would now.
November 17th, 2009
Is this a blind white man that thinks he is black?
November 17th, 2009
FAKE.. cause nobody goes into wally world w/o a cart…
November 17th, 2009
anyone stop to think maybe he’s albino?
November 17th, 2009
@ KTOTHET…
Thank you! I thought I was the only one completely perplexed by this.
BTW you’ll probably never read this from me again, but I can assure you, this one’s not Oklahoma.
November 17th, 2009
Does Wayne Brady Have to choke a bitch
November 17th, 2009
Does Wayne Brady Have to choke a bitch?
November 17th, 2009
This person, you refer to as a man, is a woman. Look at the shape of her legs and you can figure it out. She has a short haircut.
November 17th, 2009
That’s not milk, that’s DRANK!
November 17th, 2009
Some hipster mfkr wearing “ironically”…but not actually ironic, as he does want to be black.
November 17th, 2009
Boy thought he was rockin’ a Kanye West shirt….. oh the tragedy.
November 17th, 2009
@ Peopleareblind…..Nope, it’s a guy. Most women would rather die than go out with legs that hairy!!
November 17th, 2009
what do they add to make milk turn pink?
November 17th, 2009
he/she/it is risin’ up against high milk prices! stick it to da milk man!
November 17th, 2009
Once you go Black…
November 17th, 2009
He’s the ballsiest kid in his Babylon 5 chat room.
November 18th, 2009
+1 for the DAVE CHAPELLE reference!!! LMFAO!!!
November 18th, 2009
@bobobo
what do they add to make milk turn pink?
************************
Red Food Dye 40.
Avoid. At. All. Cost.
November 18th, 2009
The caption needs a Spell Check – badly.
On second thought, just leave it as is. Few things are funnier than someone trying to mock someone else and shooting themselves in the foot while doing it.
(which is why I proof read this post three times)
November 18th, 2009
I wonder if he know who that is or did he thought p. diddy changed his name again.. lol
November 18th, 2009
They will find him beaten, robbed and naked in a ditch on the side of the road.
November 18th, 2009
Is it just me or does this guy have a really bad spray tan? Lmfao!
November 18th, 2009
I’m glad this isn’t a front shot. As tight as those bike shorts are…
He is pretty fly for a white guy
“What is in my pink milk? Does it have any vitamins to keep my pimp hand strong?”
One foot points east, one foot points west. Who is the ho I love best? fo shizzle
November 18th, 2009
Shorts are looking awesome on him. The man behind the shirt thinks whether to buy the strawberry milk or not.
November 18th, 2009
Where is his knit hat with the fake dreadlocks?
November 18th, 2009
I thought that was KANYE WEST, HAHAHAHAH
November 18th, 2009
is that a dude? that he-she does not even rate that shirt…….the headline is the only funny thing about this pic…
November 18th, 2009
Malcom is looking like “Think People… Think About it!
November 18th, 2009
I’ve got it he’s an Albino, check out the hair!
November 18th, 2009
what can i even say about this photo honestly? maybe the shirt was a hand-me-down?? i could see if he wore a che-guevera shirt but malcolm, c’mon dude, thats like a panther member buying bill o’reilly’s book sonnnnn
November 18th, 2009
The spandex tie the outfit together well.
November 18th, 2009
I think we’ve got an albino!
November 18th, 2009
He obviously went to Walmart to help redistribute the wealth!
November 18th, 2009
I think he might be an Albino!
November 18th, 2009
@KVB23 – he’s not albino because he has black hair you fucking moron.
November 18th, 2009
White guilt?
November 18th, 2009
My new favorite creature of Walmart. This is so great on so many levels. Strawberry milk !! ?
November 18th, 2009
That is wrong on sooooooo many levles!
November 18th, 2009
Is Malcom X talking on a cell phone??!
November 18th, 2009
Matthew has been watching too many reruns of “The Chapelle Show”.
November 19th, 2009
“In all seriousness, why?” Because you staged it, that’s why. Staged!
November 19th, 2009
I’d be willing to bet that this is a fratty college bro, not a normal wal-mart yokel (note the boat shoes). He is planning some sort of theme party and is considering whether it is possible to make a “pink russian” cocktail.
November 19th, 2009
Could be worse. He could be wearing a swastika shirt.
November 19th, 2009
Dem critters id tasty aftern y’all warms ‘em up on yer haid, Festus.
November 20th, 2009
any white person that supports Malcolm X should be ashamed of themselves
November 20th, 2009
Maybe he’s just REALLLLY light skinned!
November 20th, 2009
They’re not THAT short. Time was when shorts weren’t so damn long you might as well just wear long pants. FLOODS are called shorts now because people let Fundamentalist prudes get to them. People wear them about 5 sizes too big, too, like dopey clown clothes.
November 20th, 2009
totally fake!
November 20th, 2009
no respectable human being would let a monkey on their back !!!!
November 21st, 2009
no respectable human would let a monkey on their back !!!
November 21st, 2009
those shorts are in NO way short shorts. True short shorts must be at the longest, half of that length.
November 23rd, 2009
If the guy was trying to be clever or make a statement…
Someone needs to tell him that it got lost in translation.
November 25th, 2009
its just a hipster no need to be startled . theyr all over the place
November 27th, 2009
Malcolm X hated white people.. Your white making you ignorant and stupid.. YAY…
December 1st, 2009
can i have an extra scoop of white guilt
December 4th, 2009
Ok… NOONE gets Malcom X that has posted on here. As a history major, I have intensively studied him, and all of you have skewed facts. As I do not subscribe to racial hate or xenophobia, I think some of these comments are attrocious. And who cares what race he is? Malcom X would not.
April 30th, 2012
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