Looks like a popped can of biscuits

With her mind on other things, Tiny Teena set the Clothes Dryer on HIGH. She now wants a refund on all her Fine Apparel, purchased at Walmart because it SHRUNK!

somebody needs to do a public service announcement about what kind of belly belongs in a belly shirt.

Do I see a belly ring????? I swear Grandma got a belly ring!!

She has GOT to be pregnant…

Right?

Right ?!?!

instead of returning that hair dye, she should be returning those pants, or be buying a MUCH longer shirt.

Rockin the beer gut!!!!!

how would you like to be the button on her jeans………

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

Whatever she’s returning, I hope she uses the refund to buy a full-length mirror.

This woman is in denial about so many things. First of all, just because you can get the jeans ON doesn’t mean they fit you (men with beer guts do this all the time). Second of all, “belly shirts” are actually meant to be worn by people without bellies.

She’s too old to be pregnant right?

clearly she has children cuz those must be her daughters pants.

Looks like she’s returning a Nikon Coolpix… just because the camera adds 10 pounds doesn’t mean it can be returned…

is that a box of condoms she is returning? can’t imagine why…

jafo
She has GOT to be pregnant…

Right?

Right ?!?!
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hahahaha right! except she’s like 80!!

I’m sure it’s not a beer gut – it’s a protective covering for her rock hard abs.

Why don’t people look in the mirror before they leave their effin house?

Contrary to what you say, you CANNOT still fit into your clothes from high school.

HEY! That’s my Cousin! She looks trashier every time I see her!

thats one of my bitches…full shot you would have seen an ankle monitor also!

RASPBERRY!!!!!! “BPHHBHBHBHBHPP!!!!!!”

obviously “she’s rockin the beer gut” Real cute…

Seriously that is just nasty.

She’s sportin the REVERSE muffin-top! Love the mullet too… very sexy. HA!

she is hurting the baby, what 81/2 months? lol

Gross! That’s not hot, if that’s what she’s thinking!

This is the Ocala store. Soo funny

What could this Lady be thinking being out like she is ?????

Muffin Top for sure. Very LARGE muffin top at that.

Hey DeDe, it will be a toddler that loses the eye, ’cause that button is facing down!

There will be a short line for that!

anybody else wanna just go blow a raspberry on that thing? No? just me? oh, okay.

What. No Pink? Too old to be preggers. She may be missing some teeth

Now THAT is one serious muffin-top. She obviously decided to go shopping a day after she absolutely had to get her laundry done and as previously stated, found her 12 year old daughter’s jeans lying on the floor and said, “what the hell”.

Okay, to the checklist….

Just because you can force the pants buttoned, doesn’t mean you should wear them. Actually, if you have to force them buttoned, you shouldn’t be wearing them!

Buy a shirt that fits. Just because you can’t see your belly hanging out of your shirt, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t.

Once again, if you stomach extends out farther than your boobs, you shouldn’t wear anything skintight or revealing.

Get a clue! Get some dignity!

She got a Booty Doo. Thats when your belly hang out more than you booty doo.

You’ve heard of “baby bumps,” right?
This is a “Baby Blob.”

-the Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com

It’s precisely what Cybill Sheppard is gonna look like in 5 yrs

if i’m not mistaken, it looks to me like she’s returning a coolpix camera. lemme guess, you just ASSUMED it would include a wide angle lens, am am i right?

Hopefully, she’s not a trend setter.

Preg girls bellys are hard and round, she looks a little too old for that.
I wish I could be as proud of my roll as she is.

Well that should make for an interesting tan line.

Ordinarily I’d say she’s too old to be pregnant, but anything’s possible these days with scientific intervention even when it shouldn’t be.

If she’s not expecting, she needs to be getting herself some Spanx. And in any event she needs to cover that up!

Florida must be white trash heaven.

She is returning a Nikon Coolpix camera…maybe she should take a picture of herself and take a good look at it

It looks like the lenses of her glasses are pretty thick– evidence that she can’t see past the, um, cut-off point to know what’s going on.

she was rockin the beer gut and i love the way shes not ashamed…rockin the beer gut

They say that as the years pass spouses begin to look like one another….this woman is proof, cause her husband is at the bottom of the next web page.

Hey dudes in control of this comment board…. If you are going to delete a post because, please have the courtesy of sending an email as to why. There was nothing nasty about my post and no foul language. If that is not possible… FUCK OFF!

Yeeeesssshhhh!!

keeping with the GUT theme – from Devo’s “gut feeling”

“Something about the way you taste, makes me want to clear my throat.”

She’s not forming a line, she’s forming a curve…

Q: This person is:

A. A transvestite with a beer gut
B. A surrogate for her 40-year-old daughter’s baby
C. In denial about her cantaloupe-sized tumor

I have to go with B.

I don’t care what ya’ll say! That bitch is fine!

Just b/c Christmas is coming doesn’t mean we have to try and look like Santa.

“I ain’t fat as long as I can fit in these jeans!”

Is that Brittany Spears’ mom?

OMG what else doesn’t fit?

You I wasn’t going to go to the gym tonight, but after seeing this picture I think I may change my mind.

OMFG what is that black speck near her naval? A naval piercing?????? Vomit.

She’s returning a digital camera? You’d think she’d be able to afford a better fitting shirt.

I’m pretty sure that shirt wouldn’t fit even if she was skinny

She’s pregnant. Boobs are sagging. Too tight jeans pulling in the bottom of the baby bump. Baby is screaming. Child abuse, child abuse!

She’s not pregnant… Her clothes are throwing up.

How, how how, how do you think it’s OK to go out of your house looking like this?

Why do some women wear their daughter’s jeans? Or in this case, granddaughter’s jeans? Honey, if they fit, more power to ya. But in your case, they don’t. Damn. How can you breath? Sit? Walk?
How in the heck did you get them on in the first place?
I just don’t get how being uncomfortable is fashionable.

She looks like a pregnant grandma.

and she’s wearing hip huggers too!! the whole picture goes from bad to worse. Can’t she feel the AC on her dunlops?

Why have a six pack when you can have a keg

Brenda Dygraf? Is that you?

Well she can’t be pregnant.

MIRRORS PEOPLE MIRRORS, PLEASE, THEY’RE IN THE HOUSEWARES DEPARTMENT!

This is one of the problems with low-rise jeans. Women think that, because they can pull them up, they fit. Ladies, the space where the belly panel used to be is not to be replaced with an actual belly!

Rocking the beer gut

I’m too sexy for my shirt, my shirt!!!!

You couldn’t pay me enough to stand in line for her!!!

Please tell me this gut was photo shopped on!! Can’t she feel the breeze on her bear belly?!?!

I’ll bet this bitch has a smokin’ gunt!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

this is too easy…
its a booby-doo! (gut sticks out further than the booby do)

It’s a miracle-a menopausal woman is pregnant! Will see this on the cover of the National Enquirer next week.

But really-this is so sad. If she thinks she is sexy she is on some bad drugs. Just disgusting beyond what I can describe in words.

“Miss Budweiser 1972″

maybe its not her fault….

i’d tell her to see a new optometrist..you never know..

She is returning a camera because it made her gut look big!

Sweet. Mother. Of. God.

“Congratulations, Ma’am, it’s a keg!”

She is rocking the biggest beer gut by far. People with guts that big do not need to shop in the kids section.