That’s pretty “gutsy” of her to just form the line wherever she pleases in complete disregard of the sign.
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Oh yeah? Check out THIS gut!
November 16th, 2009
Looks like a popped can of biscuits
Gutsy . . . ..
Any chick with enough balls to rock that beer gut in public gets my respect.
With her mind on other things, Tiny Teena set the Clothes Dryer on HIGH. She now wants a refund on all her Fine Apparel, purchased at Walmart because it SHRUNK!
she’s returning a box of “slim-quick”, obviously.
somebody needs to do a public service announcement about what kind of belly belongs in a belly shirt.
It’s a belly shirt, not an UNDERbelly shirt GAH!
Do I see a belly ring????? I swear Grandma got a belly ring!!
Beverly D’Angelo for a female version of the movie ‘Big’?
She has GOT to be pregnant…
Looks like she ATE the other people that were in the line.
instead of returning that hair dye, she should be returning those pants, or be buying a MUCH longer shirt.
she must be purple nurple’s “little” sister
Rockin the beer gut!!!!!
Hello, I am here to return this green sweater.
May I ask the reason for the return?
how would you like to be the button on her jeans………
whatever she’s got in that box, it’s too small. good on her for returning it.
Smite A. Hippie
I think I just vomited in my mouth.
I’m still laughing about the popped can of biscuits remark…HILARIOUS!
Whatever she’s returning, I hope she uses the refund to buy a full-length mirror.
This woman is in denial about so many things. First of all, just because you can get the jeans ON doesn’t mean they fit you (men with beer guts do this all the time). Second of all, “belly shirts” are actually meant to be worn by people without bellies.
I got 10 bucks says she’s sporting a belly button ring too. Gross.
She’s too old to be pregnant right?
Sorry Lady, but you really should get rid of the clothes from 1990.
clearly she has children cuz those must be her daughters pants.
“I would like to return this camera, it makes my gut look like it is hanging out of my pants…”
Looks like she’s returning a Nikon Coolpix… just because the camera adds 10 pounds doesn’t mean it can be returned…
Sorry Lady, but you really should get rid of your clothes from 1990.
is that a box of condoms she is returning? can’t imagine why…
Does this shirt make me look fat??
She has GOT to be pregnant…
hahahaha right! except she’s like 80!!
I’m sure it’s not a beer gut – it’s a protective covering for her rock hard abs.
she has no idea…I am guessing
Why don’t people look in the mirror before they leave their effin house?
She must not own a mirror or a common sense…
Contrary to what you say, you CANNOT still fit into your clothes from high school.
Holy Cow I guess she just left the Buffet
HEY! That’s my Cousin! She looks trashier every time I see her!
That shirt was made for a 9 year old!
thats one of my bitches…full shot you would have seen an ankle monitor also!
How much longer can the button on her jeans hold for???? I’m afraid some toddler is going to lose an eye!
obviously “she’s rockin the beer gut” Real cute…
Just had a GUT feeling that this was WRONG!!!
Seriously that is just nasty.
Oh she’s pregnant alright….with a beer baby….
She’s sportin the REVERSE muffin-top! Love the mullet too… very sexy. HA!
Instead of making fun of her you should all be rejoicing in the medical miracle that is her pregnancy.
she is hurting the baby, what 81/2 months? lol
I want to poke her stomach to see if she giggles like the Pilsbury Dough Boy!
Gross! That’s not hot, if that’s what she’s thinking!
that is just wrong no one pregnant or not shuold go out in public like that it just makes her look like white trash
This is the Ocala store. Soo funny
Nice shit locker !
What could this Lady be thinking being out like she is ?????
I’m surprised she’s able to stand seeing as there cannot be any circulation in her feet…..
Muffin Top for sure. Very LARGE muffin top at that.
She should keep the Nikon digital camera she’s returning so that she may take some self portraits and reflect on how she came to be at this point.
Hey DeDe, it will be a toddler that loses the eye, ’cause that button is facing down!
She is old as Fudge…she’s not preggers. If she is, then it’s just a food baby.
There will be a short line for that!
I think its the same chick that was wearing her pj pants and robe smoking a cigarette in the parking lot in an earlier shot. She got all dressed up this time and even combed her hair out.
anybody else wanna just go blow a raspberry on that thing? No? just me? oh, okay.
just like the jello commercials… everyone needs a little wiggle room.
What. No Pink? Too old to be preggers. She may be missing some teeth
Now THAT is one serious muffin-top. She obviously decided to go shopping a day after she absolutely had to get her laundry done and as previously stated, found her 12 year old daughter’s jeans lying on the floor and said, “what the hell”.
She’s got a Booty Doo. thats when your belly hang out more than you booty doo.
Okay, to the checklist….
Just because you can force the pants buttoned, doesn’t mean you should wear them. Actually, if you have to force them buttoned, you shouldn’t be wearing them!
Buy a shirt that fits. Just because you can’t see your belly hanging out of your shirt, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t.
Once again, if you stomach extends out farther than your boobs, you shouldn’t wear anything skintight or revealing.
Get a clue! Get some dignity!
No thats not preg.Thats beer belly and probably terrible alcolhol and cigarrete breath to go along with it
She got a Booty Doo. Thats when your belly hang out more than you booty doo.
>>>It’s a belly shirt, not an UNDERbelly shirt GAH!
It’s not an UNDERbelly shirt, it’s an underSHIRT belly!
You’ve heard of “baby bumps,” right?
This is a “Baby Blob.”
-the Big Cheese
Dammit Mom, how many times do i have to tell you…
It’s precisely what Cybill Sheppard is gonna look like in 5 yrs
She’s obviously still trying to understand the complex message on the sign – give her time (she ate a big lunch so she would have time to read the sign)
if i’m not mistaken, it looks to me like she’s returning a coolpix camera. lemme guess, you just ASSUMED it would include a wide angle lens, am am i right?
“See I told you my high school jeans still fit……..So there!”
Hopefully, she’s not a trend setter.
“See, I told you my high school jeans still fit”……….”SO THERE!”
Preg girls bellys are hard and round, she looks a little too old for that.
I wish I could be as proud of my roll as she is.
Never mind the gut.
What’s that *thing* on the back of the other guy’s leg? Surely that’s NOT a tattoo…?
Well that should make for an interesting tan line.
She’s looking for the pencil to ‘form a line here’.
Moons in Leo
Ordinarily I’d say she’s too old to be pregnant, but anything’s possible these days with scientific intervention even when it shouldn’t be.
If she’s not expecting, she needs to be getting herself some Spanx. And in any event she needs to cover that up!
Reminds me of that song She’s Rockin the Beer Gut
Florida must be white trash heaven.
Wow, grandma is actually oozing out of her clothes. That’s pretty scarey!
She is returning a Nikon Coolpix camera…maybe she should take a picture of herself and take a good look at it
GRANDMA IS ROCKING THE BEER GUT!!!! LOL
It looks like the lenses of her glasses are pretty thick– evidence that she can’t see past the, um, cut-off point to know what’s going on.
GUT CHECK, GUT CHECK AISLE 9
she was rockin the beer gut and i love the way shes not ashamed…rockin the beer gut
God, PLEASE have some criminal break into my house and stab me in BOTH eyes. I don’t want to see that EVER again!
They say that as the years pass spouses begin to look like one another….this woman is proof, cause her husband is at the bottom of the next web page.
If that old woman were pregnant, what is she going to give birth to Benjamin Buttom?
Hey dudes in control of this comment board…. If you are going to delete a post because, please have the courtesy of sending an email as to why. There was nothing nasty about my post and no foul language. If that is not possible… FUCK OFF!
Dude, I call BS on this one. She’s totally in line at the DMV.
keeping with the GUT theme – from Devo’s “gut feeling”
“Something about the way you taste, makes me want to clear my throat.”
I think the only line she has been in is the buffet line….
She’s not forming a line, she’s forming a curve…
I don’t think she’s too old to be preggers but she’s definitely too old to wear that shirt with it.
Q: This person is:
A. A transvestite with a beer gut
B. A surrogate for her 40-year-old daughter’s baby
C. In denial about her cantaloupe-sized tumor
I have to go with B.
I Like big guts and I cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty face and a round thing on her wast you get sprung…
I don’t care what ya’ll say! That bitch is fine!
STOP THAT WOMAN! SHE’S SHOPLIFTING A HAM!
Just b/c Christmas is coming doesn’t mean we have to try and look like Santa.
Perhaps she is wearing her daughter’s clothes because hers are grease stained from the Golden Corral binge she did last night.
“I ain’t fat as long as I can fit in these jeans!”
oh the inhumanity…..
Is that Brittany Spears’ mom?
That looks like a fairly advanced case of cirrhosis.
OMG what else doesn’t fit?
nooo.. look reallll close!! she is returning a CoolPix camera!!
she is mad because the picts kept coming out terrible..
no gma, its just you..
You I wasn’t going to go to the gym tonight, but after seeing this picture I think I may change my mind.
Does she have a belly button piercing or just a disgustingly deep navel?
OMFG what is that black speck near her naval? A naval piercing?????? Vomit.
Where does her well worn brown tooled leather cigarette and lighter case fit now with tight clothing on like that?
She’s returning a digital camera? You’d think she’d be able to afford a better fitting shirt.
She’s totally in Shape! Round is a shape…Ick!
I’m pretty sure that shirt wouldn’t fit even if she was skinny
She’s pregnant. Boobs sagging. Too tight jeans pulling in the bottom of the baby bump. Baby is screaming. Child abuse, child abuse.
She’s pregnant. Boobs are sagging. Too tight jeans pulling in the bottom of the baby bump. Baby is screaming. Child abuse, child abuse!
She’s too old to be knocked up, should’ve swallowed !!
She’s not pregnant… Her clothes are throwing up.
Do you think she is looking at the pole on the sign and thinking back to her days as a stripper?
How, how how, how do you think it’s OK to go out of your house looking like this?
She skipped “muffin-top” and went straight to “loaf-belly”.
Why do some women wear their daughter’s jeans? Or in this case, granddaughter’s jeans? Honey, if they fit, more power to ya. But in your case, they don’t. Damn. How can you breath? Sit? Walk?
How in the heck did you get them on in the first place?
I just don’t get how being uncomfortable is fashionable.
when a hot guy walks by does she suck it in?
She looks like a pregnant grandma.
She knew she could squeeze into her old highschool jeans. She just knew it!!
and she’s wearing hip huggers too!! the whole picture goes from bad to worse. Can’t she feel the AC on her dunlops?
Budha Belly Baby!!
Why have a six pack when you can have a keg
Looks like someone needs to face the fact that she can’t fit into her jr high jeans any longer… So sad…
Brenda Dygraf? Is that you?
OMFG, that is just nasty, how could she even think that is attractive???
Well she can’t be pregnant.
The top button on her jeans is ACTUALLY waiting in line and screaming HELP ME!!!!!!
MIRRORS PEOPLE MIRRORS, PLEASE, THEY’RE IN THE HOUSEWARES DEPARTMENT!
This is one of the problems with low-rise jeans. Women think that, because they can pull them up, they fit. Ladies, the space where the belly panel used to be is not to be replaced with an actual belly!
cheese and rice….she must be a surrogate for her grown daughter. bless her fat self.
Rocking the beer gut
“The camera adds 10lbs.”
Including the one she’s holding, how many is she planning on returning?
I’m too sexy for my shirt, my shirt!!!!
When you can’t fit the merchandise down your pants, just swallow it.
You couldn’t pay me enough to stand in line for her!!!
I’m pretty sure she just crossed the line!
Please tell me this gut was photo shopped on!! Can’t she feel the breeze on her bear belly?!?!
too tight jeans and too loose skin just don’t mix – I think Maxxine said that.
I’ll bet this bitch has a smokin’ gunt!
What is she all of 55 thinking she is 17. She is wearing her granddaughter’s clothes. I bet this is Walmart in Oceanway, Jacksonville’s finest, lol
this is too easy…
its a booby-doo! (gut sticks out further than the booby do)
That can’t be real. No one in their right mind would… oh never mind, this is walmart.
It’s a miracle-a menopausal woman is pregnant! Will see this on the cover of the National Enquirer next week.
But really-this is so sad. If she thinks she is sexy she is on some bad drugs. Just disgusting beyond what I can describe in words.
“Does this shirt make my gut look big?”
“Yes, and the jeans from the juniors’ department makes your ass look too flat.”
“Miss Budweiser 1972″
Dude, she is pregnant. It is not just hard to find clothes in this state but one could only wear them for a month or so before you need another size. If you live in an area with many young families than you will get used to this picture.
maybe its not her fault….
i’d tell her to see a new optometrist..you never know..
The first thing I thought, was if she only had the guts…….to wear a girdle.
She is returning a camera because it made her gut look big!
“dont’cha wish your girl was hot like me”
Sweet. Mother. Of. God.
gag a maggot
November 17th, 2009
“Congratulations, Ma’am, it’s a keg!”
Shake it, shake it, shake that healthy gut…. Granny got fat!!
She is rocking the biggest beer gut by far. People with guts that big do not need to shop in the kids section.
This is the world’s oldest pregnant woman.
ummm i’m guessing she is way to old to be pregnant, if not she has lived a very hard life of drugs, alcohol, and more alcohol…….ewww i just vomited a little!
james said “Looks like a popped can of biscuits.” That would be sour dough biscuits, James!!
Actually, if you look at the box closer, it’s a Nikon Coolpix camera that she is returning. Maybe she thinks the camera lies?
I’m 90% sure that’s my ex mother-in-law………….
I like how she is actually leaning back to stick that bad boy out even further. Probably to keep form tipping over. Too bad, because she actually looks like she’s got a nice pair of legs. Unfortunately, they won’t last holding that gut up.
Uh, isn’t she a tad old to be pregnant?!?!
I wonder where y’all got them pallets of sudafed me and the boys are gunna be doin’ some meth cookin’ dis evening!
It’s a female version of the Michelin guy.
Why do people do this shit? I’m a little chubby, and I have a jiggly belly, I’ll admit it, but I sure as hell don’t go out in public with it hanging out like that. WTF are these people thinking?
A bunch of Gay ppl run this site that have to much time on there hands. I feel sorry for these people of wal-mart what we are looking at is the bottom of the fish bowl some of these ppl have real problems that you up tight richy richy types could not handle not ever not for a day! I know i won’t get a good rate idc because this all you guys live for so set back drink your coffee and laugh at others.The jokes on you one day you never know you may be the one someone snaping a pic at!
Does this mean her belly technically is before her in line?
Hey Kim – I for one am not an “up tight richy richy type” but I know enough to bath everyday and dress appropriately when I go out in public. The only problem the people that get their pic on here have is that what they see in the mirror is not what everyone else sees. Kisses to you sweetheart MUAH!
OK, She looks pregnant! For real I have had 5 babies & that’s a baby bump. Trailer Grammy surrogate…perhaps! I don’t know, maybe she’s not as old as she looks. Nahh, she has to be in her 50′s. Right!?! I do also like a can a biscuits remark…too funny.
“Yeah, I’d like to return this CoolPix camera… there’s something wrong with the lens…it makes my belly look weird…” >-<
this FOX newswatcher would obviously benefit from some free healthcare
OMG! that is horible!! ick!
GRANDMA?! WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY JEANS?! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LITTLE SISTERS SWEATER?!
Well, if the guys can get away with it, why not the gals? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
So…the sign says to form a line…apparently she’s taking the sign literally and going to have the kid right there. I’ll bet she’s thinking, “I swear people are just getting lazier by the minute…well, I just have to form my own line then”
November 18th, 2009
Seriously?!?! This woman has to have lost half her shirt in a fire somewhere. I do think she is returning her camera because she is not happy with the pictures of herself….FYI lady it’s not the cameras fault
And why shouldn’t I shop in the junior’s section?
November 19th, 2009
Little to the right, Mam….Oh sorry, I couldn’t see the mark on the floor there.
I am having a hard time making it past her hair!
November 20th, 2009
They could have given this dude some liposuction for free when he had his sex change operation, right?
November 21st, 2009
lol she looks like cartman
Marge is returning a cool pix camera….the stress the lens endured from the horrid shots of Marge and her twin sister Midge turned it back to dust….
but seriously Marge, you should try VO1 Hot Oil hair conditioner treatment…..and getting a hair style….it looks like your split ends got split ends…
November 22nd, 2009
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!! “
November 26th, 2009
What talent! She’s forming a partial elipse with her belly! Hey the sign doesn’t say form a straight line!
November 29th, 2009
Know It All
I think she must have misread the sign and thought it said ” Please form Lump here”.
February 11th, 2011
I agree with this person, and it bears quoting, reason being, she ain’t actually fat, so there’s some other explanation for that belly:
“Q: This person is:
I have to go with B.”
May 9th, 2011