November 17th, 2009
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin
I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers.
Texas
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin,
I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers.
Texas
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin,
159 Comments, Comment or Ping
the sad thing is this girl thinks shes hot!!
November 17th, 2009
I think she must have borrowed her kid’s clothes for the day
November 17th, 2009
OH MY GOSH – MIRROR CHECK PLEASE!!!
November 17th, 2009
first!
November 17th, 2009
a match made in heaven
November 17th, 2009
Let’s call her “Lumpy” the missing 8th dward who really wasn’t.
November 17th, 2009
Looks like she has Dunlap disease. Her belly done lapped over her belt.
November 17th, 2009
Life’s a garden DIG IT!!!!!!!!!
November 17th, 2009
OMG – Has to be the Walmart in La Porte Texas!!!!
November 17th, 2009
@ Niki
Who says its a girl? Pretty sure that ones up for debate…
November 17th, 2009
Another Wallyworld “working” girl. She gotz to get paid.
November 17th, 2009
Let’s call her “Lumpy” the missing 8th dwarf who really wasn’t.
correction of earlier post -
November 17th, 2009
Friends don’t let friends go out like this.
And the hair needs some conditioner. It looks like it was combed with a mixer.
November 17th, 2009
Laundry daaay! LOL
November 17th, 2009
If your skin rolls OUT or OVER the top of the pants / skirt – DONT WEAR IT! Do us ALL the favor AND save yourself the dignity!!
November 17th, 2009
I believe that Obama should pass a stimulus plan where every American is given a free full length mirror so people can look at themselves before they leave the house! Goodness gracious!
November 17th, 2009
Her stomach is melting!!!
November 17th, 2009
Looks like she is wearing her 3rd grade school uniform
November 17th, 2009
That is NOT a female body. Discount drag, right there.
November 17th, 2009
She has NO IDEA how she looks
November 17th, 2009
Who walks out of the house thinking this is okay!!!
November 17th, 2009
Just cuz you can squeeze into something doesn’t mean you should actually wear it!
November 17th, 2009
Everything is bigger in Texas….except for shirts apparently
November 17th, 2009
Having bigger “love-handles” than the guy in front of her?
NOT good….
November 17th, 2009
I think the man in front of her is her boyfriend,I HOPE IT”S NOT HER FATHER!
November 17th, 2009
Are we sure this is a GIRL??? It almost looks like a guy with a mullet. Wow, we really need a fashion class to be implemented in our school systems.
November 17th, 2009
It looks like they’re impatiently waiting for an employee to come help them. Does wearing a half-shirt mean you only receive partial service?
November 17th, 2009
She’s at customer service with baby-daddy number 3, picking up the “moneygram” from baby-daddy number 1, so they can pick up tonight’s beer and cigarettes. good times…..
November 17th, 2009
She?
November 17th, 2009
I bet she wore that outfit at his request. He thinks she looks super hot. Cause he’s drunk all the time but hey if they’re happy….
And it should be “on its skin”–no apostrophe guys.
November 17th, 2009
It’s a guy!
November 17th, 2009
maybe she lost weight and thinks she looks a hell of a lot better than she used to and is proud of herself…i dunno…i cant really think of any other reason why shed go anywhere dressed like this… some people just have too much confidence
November 17th, 2009
maybe she’s returning the clothing due to excessive shrinking.
November 17th, 2009
She might be the best dressed one from her Trailer Park
November 17th, 2009
I hope she and her significant other finds their dignity in that lost and found
oh wait its a Texas wal mart…They don’t have any there in the first place…
November 17th, 2009
Holy crap, is that Larry the Cable Guy (on left) making a guest appearance at WalMart?
November 17th, 2009
“Yes dear…..that skirt does make you look fat”
November 17th, 2009
It looks like they’re impatiently waiting for an employee to come help them. I guess walmart gives you partial credit on the no shirt, no shoes, no service policy….
November 17th, 2009
Check out the piece of work to the left oogling her….’I wonder how many kids she got?….Is that her ol man?….Bet I’d kick his ass!’…. I can hear the wheels spinning and gears grinding from here..
November 17th, 2009
I am willing to dontate money to get her to get clothes that fit. Any more of you out there willing to help?
November 17th, 2009
Just as an FYI, “its” is the possessive form of the word. “It’s” is the contraction “it is”.
November 17th, 2009
one word WTF
November 17th, 2009
Okay…either it’s some chick in a mini-skirt and cut-offs with “HIGH” hopes, or a gay Scotsman making a statement.
That mid-section just really, REALLY looks out of proportion….
November 17th, 2009
I guess walmart gives you partial credit on the no shirt, no shoes, no service policy….
November 17th, 2009
At least it’s more qualifying than the last picture.
She couldn’t find a big T-shirt to slip on over that to cover up? Geez
November 17th, 2009
She’s got nice legs…
November 17th, 2009
Seriously? We still don’t know the difference between ‘its’ and ‘it’s'??
November 17th, 2009
this is the outfit that she spent time picking out and decided was the very best she had. the poor thing. and by the way, do they even sell those half shirts anymore???? i think her boytoy is looking around the corner to see if the rest of her shirt is on the other side of that counter…egads!
November 17th, 2009
The sad thing ain’t that the girls thinks she’s hot, it’s that that guy thinks she’s hot. We’re all just a banjo and a beer from a world populated with small versions of that.
November 17th, 2009
She reminds me of a very skinny Britney Spears…
…That wasn’t an out-of-line comment, was it?
November 17th, 2009
Her gut hates the skirt and is slowly creeping up for the kill.
November 17th, 2009
That’s a woman?
November 17th, 2009
This one, again, isn’t THAT bad… Yeah, the shirt’s a little short, but she barely fits the WalCreature profile.
November 17th, 2009
Rockin’ the muffin top, or beer gut…take your pick.
November 17th, 2009
that’s a woman?! seriously, my gender radar must be off, i could of sworn that was a man.
November 17th, 2009
Whats up with its hair?
November 17th, 2009
Whats up with its hair!?!!??!
November 17th, 2009
That does it! I’m dropping my on-line porn subscription sites because this place has all of the hot chicks one could ask for. Jack material all free of charge!
November 17th, 2009
Maybe the shirt has rolled up and the skirt has rolled down. Panty hose will do that, too, when they are WAY TOO TIGHT…
November 17th, 2009
Everything is backwards.SHE has a beer gut with bad hair and HE has a nice ass with a ponytail..
November 17th, 2009
Tired of looking a stubborn belly fat? Stop shopping at Walmart.
November 17th, 2009
she looks like the inspiration for the spitter zombie in Left 4 Dead 2
November 17th, 2009
All the debutantes in Houston couldn’t hold a candle to HER…..
November 17th, 2009
or it gets the hose again….
November 17th, 2009
Looks like the guy on the right is ready to throw up.
November 17th, 2009
And now that I look at the rest of the photo, there’s probably room for discussion on the attire of everyone here, from Mr. Hip-Hop pants to the plaid dress lady in slippers. Viva WalMart!
November 17th, 2009
99% of all folks do not look good naked, no matter what, its just a fact – so cover up, especially you half naked plumpies
November 17th, 2009
Oh, babe. Your adipose tissues is giving me a raging hard on. I want to take my hands and rub your squeezable, stretchy, mayonnaise like flesh.
November 17th, 2009
HOW does a girl have that skinny of legs and that big of a belly! BEER it will do you good!
November 17th, 2009
“It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin” LMAO who comes up with this Titles…….
To Funny
November 17th, 2009
The guy on the left in the hat is checking her out.
November 17th, 2009
I think that’s one of the Bush twins.
November 17th, 2009
“… or else it gets the hose again. Don’t you hurt my dog! BITCH!!!!”
November 17th, 2009
OK, the “dunlop” comment is getting old. It wasn’t funny the first time it was used and it’s not funny this last 25th time. Let it go dude. Find something a little more funny in your pocket “zing” book.
November 17th, 2009
Good-bye horses, I’m flying over you…
November 17th, 2009
is that really a girl…Kinda looks like joe dirt.
November 17th, 2009
Heather B- Its likely that maybe shes had babies? That also may explain the tiny legs and flabby tummy, but either way, IF she is a mom…at least be some kind of good role model and wear a shirt that covers you!! IF it is infact from beer lol….wear a shirt that fits you anyway! ;P
November 17th, 2009
A PoWM trifecta! Granny in ht background in her robe and slippers, pony tail guy and those bizarre pants on the other guy. Are you sure that is a girl? Looks like it might be a WalMart grade mullet on a meth user.
November 17th, 2009
Sure, her gut and muffin top are horrifying… but if we’re going to make fun, can we please use correct grammar? (See the title.) If you don’t know the difference between “its” and it’s” (generally also “your” and you’re”) there is a 100% greater chance you are a wal-creature.
November 17th, 2009
I didn’t know they started offering tummy tucks at the service counter.
November 17th, 2009
wow really?…REALLY?!….Halloween ended weeks ago.
November 17th, 2009
In maybe 20 years she will be sporting the PLUMBERS Crack and hanging out Pancake look at a Walmart
November 17th, 2009
Camel Toe TOO!
November 17th, 2009
DAMM yesterday Mom was out now it’s Sis, what the hel is going on w/ my family? I paid good beer money for that full lenght mirror in the hall,sure wish they would use it!
November 17th, 2009
Maybe before we make fun of the ignorant Wal*Mart creatures, we should learn fifth grade grammar. It’s is a contraction for it is, while its is possesive. “It rubs the lotion on ITS skin.”
November 17th, 2009
I really wish we could see some comments from the people taking the original pics. Almost like a safari story of how they get the pics of these wal creatures in the wild.
I’d also like to find out if this is a woman and if she had a tramp stamp.
November 17th, 2009
WOW when i saw that picture my face was like O_o followed by throwing up a little in my mouth
November 17th, 2009
“It’s”? Really? Are you sure about that apostrophe?
November 17th, 2009
*YAWN*…come on people, this looks like some 14 year old kid, don’t make fun of her. i’ve seen waaaaaaaaaay worse on here.
November 17th, 2009
lest we forget Mr. Hot Topic Pants on the right…
November 17th, 2009
The guy has a hot butt
November 17th, 2009
The sad part about this outfit is that it is November and people are still able to wear those barely-there outfits here in Texas…
November 17th, 2009
Sadly she has one of the better bodies we’ve seen on this site.
November 17th, 2009
“Honey, does this skirt make me look fat?”
“No, but the muffin top sure does.”
November 17th, 2009
I can see her moving and groving to the song “SEXY CHICK” . . . Cause she KNOW she is!
November 17th, 2009
Which one? Everyone in the picture belongs on this website!
November 17th, 2009
A t-shirt from the Boys Dept. $ 3.97
A Mini-skirt from the young girls Dept. $ 6.97
Finding a Stank Ho in the Parking lot
willing to give you a Blow job after you
money gram your Ex-stank ho her child
support. Priceless
November 17th, 2009
I Live in a small town in oregon, and I have seen MUCH worse, but I do have to agree…find a shirt that fits!!!!!
November 17th, 2009
She’s freakign hot! Wait, getting dizzy again.
November 17th, 2009
and where the hell happend to the rest of her bottems, cover up, you look cold!
November 17th, 2009
“Lyposuction NEEDED on Aisle 8″
November 17th, 2009
Gravity is working overtime on her gut.
November 17th, 2009
Oh come on. This is tame, lame and hardly worthy of this site.
November 17th, 2009
Whats really good and scary is that you know she isnt wearing a bra with that, when you moves her arms that shirt is short enough to just let the girls peek right on out. eww
November 17th, 2009
Hot from the waist down
November 17th, 2009
I’d hit that
November 17th, 2009
wait just a second… THAT’S A GIRL?!
November 17th, 2009
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, ohhhh, so sexy.
November 17th, 2009
mullet + gender mix-up + your kids clothes + melting stomach = SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME!
November 17th, 2009
..this is why I’m hot…
November 17th, 2009
She’ll have to do a lot better than that if she expects to win the Miss Muffintop pageant. Just look at some of the other contestants on this site.
November 17th, 2009
HER: see baby I told you I could still fit into my elementary school uniform. You owe me a beer, like you promised!
HIM (muttering): From the look of things, I’d better make it a LIGHT beer.
HER: what’s that, baby?
HIM: oh nothing, my little muffin!
November 17th, 2009
I had always had a general rule…if your gut sticks out farther than your boobs, DO NOT wear a tube top. I have now added an amendment to this rule…if your back fat sticks out farther than your ass,..yeah…tube top might not be the best idea. lmao
I would not be opposed to banning tube tops altogether anyway, but that’s just me. lol
November 17th, 2009
she asked if she looked fat, but he ,remembering that she is the one who gets the big money welfare check, said “looks fine!!!”
November 17th, 2009
what un paved streets trailer court do these folks live in?
November 17th, 2009
Nice dialog reference to “The Silence of the Lambs.” This young woman is almost as creepy as that movie.
November 17th, 2009
Greg Allman could do so much better!
November 17th, 2009
Greg Allman could do better!
November 17th, 2009
just when she thought she lost her 10 carrot diamond belly button ring it was found to have fallen in and was a just another bag of carrots
November 17th, 2009
hey retards who gave my last comment a thumbs down, GOODBYE HORSES is the song from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS that buffalo bill dances to…so kiss my butt idiots!
November 17th, 2009
What a relief! She obviously switched shirts with her boyfriend.
November 17th, 2009
That’s a woman???!!!
November 17th, 2009
Are you sure that is a woman?
November 17th, 2009
OMG!!! It’s Boy George.
November 17th, 2009
Shemullet?
November 17th, 2009
Rock en the beer gut.
November 18th, 2009
Of course it’s a (genetic) female.
Look at the head, the neck, the shoulders, the arms, and the hands.
Even the posture.
She also has her hair in a ponytail.
And true, it looks like she’s a little on the tall side, but 10 bucks says she’s also wearing some kind of heels.
Wow, this site has warped your minds. Not everybody is a crossdresser or a tranny, ya know.
November 18th, 2009
Is she wearing shorts or a short skirt?
November 18th, 2009
It’d look better if the skirt weren’t so tight, but for all we know she’s worked herself back down to that weight from something worse. Lets just hope it’s not another case of yet more time on the couch with potato chips & candy.
November 18th, 2009
I am just keeping my fingers crossed that that’s actually a woman!
November 18th, 2009
see if you can find a muffin top in this photo, i dare you!!!!
November 18th, 2009
It’s a dude, man!
November 18th, 2009
“Would you f@#k me? I’d f@#k me hard..”
November 18th, 2009
That skirt seriously looks exactly like the one I bought for my ten-year-old daughter at Abercrombie a few years ago!
November 18th, 2009
Well, at least my brother thinks I’m hot… Just look how he’s checking me out..
November 18th, 2009
the problem here isn’t that she is fat, but that her clothes aren’t big enough. She just needs a little help shopping for more appropriate clothes is all.
November 18th, 2009
That is some skanky ass scraggly hair. I am still deciding if that is a gal or some weird dude.
November 18th, 2009
….well i just lost any potential of having an erotic fantasy with a girl in a short skirt and a white shirt…..gahh…this sux…
November 18th, 2009
well i just lost my interest in erotic fantasies that include a short skirt…..and my lunch…
November 18th, 2009
what SHE are you referring to ? ohh…IT’s a she ?!
November 18th, 2009
THAT is NOT a female!
November 18th, 2009
That that’s the definition of a turtle skirt, one inch below the snapper!
November 18th, 2009
Very few people can actually pull off wearing a shirt like and still look good. If you aren’t at the gym everyday just don’t even try.
November 18th, 2009
HEY,,,, WATCH WHAT YA SAY,,TONY LIKE’S HER,,,,,,,, TONY MUST BE HARD UP, AND THIS IS A ARKANSAS TRANSPLANT,,,,
November 18th, 2009
At my local Wal Mart, this gal would be considered HOT!
November 18th, 2009
CAN YOU FIND THE MUFFIN -TOP,THE MUFFIN-TOP,THE MUFFIN-TOP??
November 19th, 2009
I call your attention to the cute, little appropriately dressed lady with the plaid dress and handbag in the background. Where has she been? Doesn’t she know she’s at Wally World, what’s with the looking nice and age appropriate thing?
November 19th, 2009
Duz Grannie need anudder quarter fer da lectric horse, Jethro?
November 20th, 2009
Haha…. whoever said Laporte tx, you’re close…. just cross the bridge into the beautiful dirty bay
November 20th, 2009
the guy in the hat is checking her out like a library book
November 20th, 2009
Of all the pics that come into this site, they pick this one? We can see people like this every day at Macy’s! Come ON, where’s the good Walmart trash? They must be getting desperate – this is a call for us all to get our cameras out and go to Walmart!
November 21st, 2009
Rockin’ the beer gut!
November 21st, 2009
it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
November 21st, 2009
She is in lost and found looking for her meth pipe, and meth that she dropped somewhere in the store. The sandal she is holding in her left hand indicates that if she can’t find her meth, things will get ugly real quick.
November 23rd, 2009
It looks like the dude in the back is checking that fine specimen out.
November 23rd, 2009
It’s not her fault.
The poor girl’s been standing in line at Walmart since she was 13.
She’s outgrown her clothes.
November 25th, 2009
Or else it gets the hose again.
November 27th, 2009
They call them half shirts for a reason…..half the women wearing them shouldnt be!
December 5th, 2009
In most “red states”, she WOULD be considered hot.
Sad, but true.
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