I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers.
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the sad thing is this girl thinks shes hot!!
November 17th, 2009
I think she must have borrowed her kid’s clothes for the day
OH MY GOSH – MIRROR CHECK PLEASE!!!
a match made in heaven
Let’s call her “Lumpy” the missing 8th dward who really wasn’t.
Looks like she has Dunlap disease. Her belly done lapped over her belt.
Life’s a garden DIG IT!!!!!!!!!
OMG – Has to be the Walmart in La Porte Texas!!!!
Who says its a girl? Pretty sure that ones up for debate…
Another Wallyworld “working” girl. She gotz to get paid.
Let’s call her “Lumpy” the missing 8th dwarf who really wasn’t.
correction of earlier post -
And Another Thing
Friends don’t let friends go out like this.
And the hair needs some conditioner. It looks like it was combed with a mixer.
Laundry daaay! LOL
Lord help them all
If your skin rolls OUT or OVER the top of the pants / skirt – DONT WEAR IT! Do us ALL the favor AND save yourself the dignity!!
I believe that Obama should pass a stimulus plan where every American is given a free full length mirror so people can look at themselves before they leave the house! Goodness gracious!
Her stomach is melting!!!
Looks like she is wearing her 3rd grade school uniform
That is NOT a female body. Discount drag, right there.
She has NO IDEA how she looks
Who walks out of the house thinking this is okay!!!
Just cuz you can squeeze into something doesn’t mean you should actually wear it!
Everything is bigger in Texas….except for shirts apparently
Having bigger “love-handles” than the guy in front of her?
I think the man in front of her is her boyfriend,I HOPE IT”S NOT HER FATHER!
Are we sure this is a GIRL??? It almost looks like a guy with a mullet. Wow, we really need a fashion class to be implemented in our school systems.
It looks like they’re impatiently waiting for an employee to come help them. Does wearing a half-shirt mean you only receive partial service?
She’s at customer service with baby-daddy number 3, picking up the “moneygram” from baby-daddy number 1, so they can pick up tonight’s beer and cigarettes. good times…..
I bet she wore that outfit at his request. He thinks she looks super hot. Cause he’s drunk all the time but hey if they’re happy….
And it should be “on its skin”–no apostrophe guys.
It’s a guy!
maybe she lost weight and thinks she looks a hell of a lot better than she used to and is proud of herself…i dunno…i cant really think of any other reason why shed go anywhere dressed like this… some people just have too much confidence
maybe she’s returning the clothing due to excessive shrinking.
She might be the best dressed one from her Trailer Park
I hope she and her significant other finds their dignity in that lost and found
oh wait its a Texas wal mart…They don’t have any there in the first place…
Holy crap, is that Larry the Cable Guy (on left) making a guest appearance at WalMart?
“Yes dear…..that skirt does make you look fat”
It looks like they’re impatiently waiting for an employee to come help them. I guess walmart gives you partial credit on the no shirt, no shoes, no service policy….
Check out the piece of work to the left oogling her….’I wonder how many kids she got?….Is that her ol man?….Bet I’d kick his ass!’…. I can hear the wheels spinning and gears grinding from here..
C. D. Clark
I am willing to dontate money to get her to get clothes that fit. Any more of you out there willing to help?
Just as an FYI, “its” is the possessive form of the word. “It’s” is the contraction “it is”.
one word WTF
Okay…either it’s some chick in a mini-skirt and cut-offs with “HIGH” hopes, or a gay Scotsman making a statement.
That mid-section just really, REALLY looks out of proportion….
I guess walmart gives you partial credit on the no shirt, no shoes, no service policy….
At least it’s more qualifying than the last picture.
She couldn’t find a big T-shirt to slip on over that to cover up? Geez
She’s got nice legs…
Seriously? We still don’t know the difference between ‘its’ and ‘it’s'??
this is the outfit that she spent time picking out and decided was the very best she had. the poor thing. and by the way, do they even sell those half shirts anymore???? i think her boytoy is looking around the corner to see if the rest of her shirt is on the other side of that counter…egads!
The sad thing ain’t that the girls thinks she’s hot, it’s that that guy thinks she’s hot. We’re all just a banjo and a beer from a world populated with small versions of that.
She reminds me of a very skinny Britney Spears…
…That wasn’t an out-of-line comment, was it?
Her gut hates the skirt and is slowly creeping up for the kill.
That’s a woman?
This one, again, isn’t THAT bad… Yeah, the shirt’s a little short, but she barely fits the WalCreature profile.
Rockin’ the muffin top, or beer gut…take your pick.
that’s a woman?! seriously, my gender radar must be off, i could of sworn that was a man.
Whats up with its hair?
Whats up with its hair!?!!??!
That does it! I’m dropping my on-line porn subscription sites because this place has all of the hot chicks one could ask for. Jack material all free of charge!
Maybe the shirt has rolled up and the skirt has rolled down. Panty hose will do that, too, when they are WAY TOO TIGHT…
Everything is backwards.SHE has a beer gut with bad hair and HE has a nice ass with a ponytail..
Tired of looking a stubborn belly fat? Stop shopping at Walmart.
she looks like the inspiration for the spitter zombie in Left 4 Dead 2
All the debutantes in Houston couldn’t hold a candle to HER…..
or it gets the hose again….
Looks like the guy on the right is ready to throw up.
And now that I look at the rest of the photo, there’s probably room for discussion on the attire of everyone here, from Mr. Hip-Hop pants to the plaid dress lady in slippers. Viva WalMart!
99% of all folks do not look good naked, no matter what, its just a fact – so cover up, especially you half naked plumpies
Oh, babe. Your adipose tissues is giving me a raging hard on. I want to take my hands and rub your squeezable, stretchy, mayonnaise like flesh.
HOW does a girl have that skinny of legs and that big of a belly! BEER it will do you good!
“It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin” LMAO who comes up with this Titles…….
The guy on the left in the hat is checking her out.
I think that’s one of the Bush twins.
“… or else it gets the hose again. Don’t you hurt my dog! BITCH!!!!”
OK, the “dunlop” comment is getting old. It wasn’t funny the first time it was used and it’s not funny this last 25th time. Let it go dude. Find something a little more funny in your pocket “zing” book.
Good-bye horses, I’m flying over you…
is that really a girl…Kinda looks like joe dirt.
Heather B- Its likely that maybe shes had babies? That also may explain the tiny legs and flabby tummy, but either way, IF she is a mom…at least be some kind of good role model and wear a shirt that covers you!! IF it is infact from beer lol….wear a shirt that fits you anyway! ;P
A PoWM trifecta! Granny in ht background in her robe and slippers, pony tail guy and those bizarre pants on the other guy. Are you sure that is a girl? Looks like it might be a WalMart grade mullet on a meth user.
Sure, her gut and muffin top are horrifying… but if we’re going to make fun, can we please use correct grammar? (See the title.) If you don’t know the difference between “its” and it’s” (generally also “your” and you’re”) there is a 100% greater chance you are a wal-creature.
I didn’t know they started offering tummy tucks at the service counter.
wow really?…REALLY?!….Halloween ended weeks ago.
In maybe 20 years she will be sporting the PLUMBERS Crack and hanging out Pancake look at a Walmart
Camel Toe TOO!
DAMM yesterday Mom was out now it’s Sis, what the hel is going on w/ my family? I paid good beer money for that full lenght mirror in the hall,sure wish they would use it!
Maybe before we make fun of the ignorant Wal*Mart creatures, we should learn fifth grade grammar. It’s is a contraction for it is, while its is possesive. “It rubs the lotion on ITS skin.”
I really wish we could see some comments from the people taking the original pics. Almost like a safari story of how they get the pics of these wal creatures in the wild.
I’d also like to find out if this is a woman and if she had a tramp stamp.
WOW when i saw that picture my face was like O_o followed by throwing up a little in my mouth
“It’s”? Really? Are you sure about that apostrophe?
*YAWN*…come on people, this looks like some 14 year old kid, don’t make fun of her. i’ve seen waaaaaaaaaay worse on here.
lest we forget Mr. Hot Topic Pants on the right…
The guy has a hot butt
The sad part about this outfit is that it is November and people are still able to wear those barely-there outfits here in Texas…
Living with Balls
Sadly she has one of the better bodies we’ve seen on this site.
“Honey, does this skirt make me look fat?”
“No, but the muffin top sure does.”
:o) Gotta Love it
I can see her moving and groving to the song “SEXY CHICK” . . . Cause she KNOW she is!
Which one? Everyone in the picture belongs on this website!
A t-shirt from the Boys Dept. $ 3.97
A Mini-skirt from the young girls Dept. $ 6.97
Finding a Stank Ho in the Parking lot
willing to give you a Blow job after you
money gram your Ex-stank ho her child
I Live in a small town in oregon, and I have seen MUCH worse, but I do have to agree…find a shirt that fits!!!!!
She’s freakign hot! Wait, getting dizzy again.
and where the hell happend to the rest of her bottems, cover up, you look cold!
“Lyposuction NEEDED on Aisle 8″
Gravity is working overtime on her gut.
Oh come on. This is tame, lame and hardly worthy of this site.
Whats really good and scary is that you know she isnt wearing a bra with that, when you moves her arms that shirt is short enough to just let the girls peek right on out. eww
Hot from the waist down
I’d hit that
wait just a second… THAT’S A GIRL?!
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, ohhhh, so sexy.
mullet + gender mix-up + your kids clothes + melting stomach = SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME!
..this is why I’m hot…
She’ll have to do a lot better than that if she expects to win the Miss Muffintop pageant. Just look at some of the other contestants on this site.
HER: see baby I told you I could still fit into my elementary school uniform. You owe me a beer, like you promised!
HIM (muttering): From the look of things, I’d better make it a LIGHT beer.
HER: what’s that, baby?
HIM: oh nothing, my little muffin!
I had always had a general rule…if your gut sticks out farther than your boobs, DO NOT wear a tube top. I have now added an amendment to this rule…if your back fat sticks out farther than your ass,..yeah…tube top might not be the best idea. lmao
I would not be opposed to banning tube tops altogether anyway, but that’s just me. lol
she asked if she looked fat, but he ,remembering that she is the one who gets the big money welfare check, said “looks fine!!!”
what un paved streets trailer court do these folks live in?
Nice dialog reference to “The Silence of the Lambs.” This young woman is almost as creepy as that movie.
Greg Allman could do so much better!
Greg Allman could do better!
just when she thought she lost her 10 carrot diamond belly button ring it was found to have fallen in and was a just another bag of carrots
hey retards who gave my last comment a thumbs down, GOODBYE HORSES is the song from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS that buffalo bill dances to…so kiss my butt idiots!
What a relief! She obviously switched shirts with her boyfriend.
That’s a woman???!!!
Are you sure that is a woman?
OMG!!! It’s Boy George.
Rock en the beer gut.
November 18th, 2009
Of course it’s a (genetic) female.
Look at the head, the neck, the shoulders, the arms, and the hands.
Even the posture.
She also has her hair in a ponytail.
And true, it looks like she’s a little on the tall side, but 10 bucks says she’s also wearing some kind of heels.
Wow, this site has warped your minds. Not everybody is a crossdresser or a tranny, ya know.
Is she wearing shorts or a short skirt?
It’d look better if the skirt weren’t so tight, but for all we know she’s worked herself back down to that weight from something worse. Lets just hope it’s not another case of yet more time on the couch with potato chips & candy.
I am just keeping my fingers crossed that that’s actually a woman!
see if you can find a muffin top in this photo, i dare you!!!!
It’s a dude, man!
“Would you f@#k me? I’d f@#k me hard..”
That skirt seriously looks exactly like the one I bought for my ten-year-old daughter at Abercrombie a few years ago!
Well, at least my brother thinks I’m hot… Just look how he’s checking me out..
the problem here isn’t that she is fat, but that her clothes aren’t big enough. She just needs a little help shopping for more appropriate clothes is all.
That is some skanky ass scraggly hair. I am still deciding if that is a gal or some weird dude.
….well i just lost any potential of having an erotic fantasy with a girl in a short skirt and a white shirt…..gahh…this sux…
well i just lost my interest in erotic fantasies that include a short skirt…..and my lunch…
what SHE are you referring to ? ohh…IT’s a she ?!
THAT is NOT a female!
That that’s the definition of a turtle skirt, one inch below the snapper!
Very few people can actually pull off wearing a shirt like and still look good. If you aren’t at the gym everyday just don’t even try.
HEY,,,, WATCH WHAT YA SAY,,TONY LIKE’S HER,,,,,,,, TONY MUST BE HARD UP, AND THIS IS A ARKANSAS TRANSPLANT,,,,
At my local Wal Mart, this gal would be considered HOT!
CAN YOU FIND THE MUFFIN -TOP,THE MUFFIN-TOP,THE MUFFIN-TOP??
November 19th, 2009
I call your attention to the cute, little appropriately dressed lady with the plaid dress and handbag in the background. Where has she been? Doesn’t she know she’s at Wally World, what’s with the looking nice and age appropriate thing?
Can O Whoopass
Duz Grannie need anudder quarter fer da lectric horse, Jethro?
November 20th, 2009
Haha…. whoever said Laporte tx, you’re close…. just cross the bridge into the beautiful dirty bay
the guy in the hat is checking her out like a library book
Of all the pics that come into this site, they pick this one? We can see people like this every day at Macy’s! Come ON, where’s the good Walmart trash? They must be getting desperate – this is a call for us all to get our cameras out and go to Walmart!
November 21st, 2009
Rockin’ the beer gut!
it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
She is in lost and found looking for her meth pipe, and meth that she dropped somewhere in the store. The sandal she is holding in her left hand indicates that if she can’t find her meth, things will get ugly real quick.
November 23rd, 2009
It looks like the dude in the back is checking that fine specimen out.
It’s not her fault.
The poor girl’s been standing in line at Walmart since she was 13.
She’s outgrown her clothes.
November 25th, 2009
Or else it gets the hose again.
November 27th, 2009
They call them half shirts for a reason…..half the women wearing them shouldnt be!
December 5th, 2009
In most “red states”, she WOULD be considered hot.
Sad, but true.
April 12th, 2013