November 16th, 2009
Gabagool And Eggs
Maybe someone should let this guy know he isn’t a guido in South Jersey circa 1989.
Colorado
Gabagool And Eggs,
Maybe someone should let this guy know he isn’t a guido in South Jersey circa 1989.
Colorado
Gabagool And Eggs,
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He probably wears a pinkie ring and sweats when he eats.
November 16th, 2009
He reminds me of an Easter egg.
November 16th, 2009
Haha, maybe that’s what that associate behind him is gonna tell him.
November 16th, 2009
I like the one leg hiked up ganster thing he tried to add…
November 16th, 2009
Wow… I swear my grandma had the same outfit!
November 16th, 2009
He would be set if he was a 5 foot tall 80 yr old WOMEN living in a retirement home. Grandma is that you?????
November 16th, 2009
or maybe they are just his grandma’s little pants
November 16th, 2009
Not a Guido, you say?
Clearly you haven’t seen what’s in his shopping cart… a ten pounds of dried pasta, and a dozen bags of quick-crete.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.Rumorrat.com
November 16th, 2009
This man is not alone! My 57 year old female neighbour down here in Oz still wears clothes like this. She looks about as ‘fashionable’ as this guy.
November 16th, 2009
The guy just woke out of a 20-yr coma. Damn, I’m hungry!
November 16th, 2009
ROFLMAO!
I am a North Jersey girl living in South Jersey.
The only thing that would have made this outfit complete would be a pair of Reeboks & a nice curly mullet.
November 16th, 2009
They have finally perfected time travel??
November 16th, 2009
He kinda reminds me of the neighbor on those smosh videos
November 16th, 2009
My mother had that jogging suit.
November 16th, 2009
someone should tell him it’s not the 80′s anymore.
November 16th, 2009
I hate to say it, but my 57 year old neighbour still wears clothes like these down here in Oz. Maybe we should introduce them?
November 16th, 2009
Well I don’t know about the rest of you but I think that headband really pulls this outfit together! I mean, you can’t do an old skool neon-colored windbreaker suit without the headband. I gotta say though…I totally want those shoes!!!
November 16th, 2009
Hey! At least I don’t see a house arrest ankle bracelet!
November 16th, 2009
I think I wore that outfit in a 4th grade dance recital….
November 16th, 2009
I feel as though I’ve just stepped into a time warp.
November 16th, 2009
Gotta love the zip zip zip zip zip zip sound his legs rubbing together makes as he walks.
November 16th, 2009
yeah I think he’s trying to be a gay wanna be pimp, that’s why the person with him is walking alittle behind him because they don’t want to be seen with a fruity rainbow
November 16th, 2009
He looks like a dish of spumoni
November 16th, 2009
HO! RIMSHOT! Look at this waylo!
November 16th, 2009
The 80′s called and want their nylon jogging suit back…
November 16th, 2009
I live in New Jersey. South Jersey to be more specific. This has never been acceptable. Nor will it ever be. (Anywhere.)
November 16th, 2009
HO! RIMSHOT!
November 16th, 2009
I wonder if he’s ever said “Take the Cannolies, and leave the gun”.
November 16th, 2009
OMG…my cousin Matt went to Colorado!? I had no idea he was so well-traveled!
November 16th, 2009
Half length sleeves + parachute pants+ one leg up + headband = Total Guido, but I fail to see an IROC in the parking lot
November 16th, 2009
I think you mean North Jersey. There’s no gabagool and very few guidos in South Jersey.
November 16th, 2009
This is the worst photo ever posted on PoWM.com.
November 16th, 2009
Notice the woman just ahead of him shielding her child from seeing him and holding the child tight…. or maybe the kid is just tired /shrug
November 16th, 2009
I can’t believe a man would wear these colors. Very feminine, 80′s, and just wrong!
November 16th, 2009
Hey…lay off the guy. He just finished his “Sweating to the Oldies” routine. Had to hit up the ole’ Wal-mart for refeuling supplies!!!
November 16th, 2009
Well the chick is pretty hot.
November 16th, 2009
I wonder if he’s wearing gold chains, sunglasses, and a big ol’ pornstache…
November 16th, 2009
Hey, give the guy a break. He probably just got done doing 25 years in the joint before taking up residence in Colorado in the Witness Protection program.
November 16th, 2009
Damn, this site’s getting desperate! Let’s review: no house arrest bracelet, everything’s covered, everything fits properly, his weight looks to be within healthy limits. In, short, fail, try again. He’s dressed reasonably appros for what he’s doing and where he is, and no, I would not choose to wear that type of clothing, but I don’t see anything wrong with it.
November 16th, 2009
Every child’s worst nightmare.
November 16th, 2009
Hey guidos are from north jersey! dont disrespect south jersey like that!!
November 16th, 2009
WILD THING…YOU MAKE MY HEART SING♪ you MAKE EVERYTHING GROOOOOooooVY!!
November 16th, 2009
That left pant leg must be up cause he thinks he’s a gangster.
November 16th, 2009
wow this is quite a turn for this site….this guy looks pretty normal to me!
November 16th, 2009
for a while i had hope…this site was getting good again. ….now, the pictures are getting shitty.
November 16th, 2009
Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen that style of Nikes since the SEVENTIES! At least he’s not being wasteful and out buying new clothes when he has perfectly good old clothes. This whole look just mystifies me.
November 16th, 2009
Why is The Offspring Song Pretty Fly going through my head?
November 16th, 2009
Paulie Walnuts would whack that clown!
November 16th, 2009
They got their pants mixed up this morning!
November 16th, 2009
Wow if this the best/worst in Colorado then they need to leave their cameras at home. Florida rules on POWM
November 16th, 2009
being in protective custody you just cant get decent clothes….
November 16th, 2009
Is that Al Davis in town to watch his Raiders at Mile High?
November 16th, 2009
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November 16th, 2009
i think its kinda hot..it was pretty smart to accessorize with the sweat band..and he’s pretty brave to wear the turquois/purple/pink color combo..add the one hiked up gangsta leg..he’s stylin..
wait..where’s the fanny pack? that would have made this look complete..
November 16th, 2009
Nice. All he needs now is a fanny pack.
November 16th, 2009
HEY…I LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY,NJ….NOT ALL OF US DRESS LIKE THAT!!
November 16th, 2009
If you are 70-80 yrs old and are proud to still have your jacket, jogging suit or whatever in those colors I have no problem with that. He appears to be younger. Goodwill is doing well these days I reckin.
November 16th, 2009
This is worthy of PoWM?
November 16th, 2009
No kidding, my Grandmother use to wear this wind suit back in the early 80s.
November 16th, 2009
WOW, I use to live right near there… this has to be Colorado Springs…
November 16th, 2009
For a split second I thought that was my grandma. She has a track suit exactly like that. But then she’s 89 years old and uses a walker. And she has enough sense to keep both pant legs down where they belong.
November 16th, 2009
Let’s go Amy! I’ll be damned if you make me late to my jazzercise class!
November 16th, 2009
I confess, i had this same exact wind suit back in the day, like 25 years ago. I is a womens style I think. I do agree, at least he looks clean, no vulgar words on is behind and no ankle jewelry from jail.
November 16th, 2009
I’d love to know the circumstances that forced him to make a run to Walmart in his wife’s old track suit.
November 16th, 2009
Someone should let him that he should really stop wearing his wife’s clothes!
November 16th, 2009
1984 called.. it wants its sweatsuit back. Oh, and maybe the shoes and headband too.
November 16th, 2009
Anyone seen Smosh? This looks like the Flamingo guy in the videos!
November 16th, 2009
He’s my hero!!
November 16th, 2009
This guy is awesome! he’s my hero!
November 16th, 2009
I think this may be in Pikes Peak, CO. And he looks like someone who would’ve done a TV exercise program in the 80′s/early 90′s.
November 17th, 2009
the thing I hate most about living in South Jersey? outsiders thinking that our whole state is comprised of fist-pumping, blown-out-haired, gold-chain-and-tracksuit-wearing morons.
fuck Bon Jovi, fuck the “Real” Housewives, and fuck the guy who wrote that caption. thanks and have a terrific evening.
November 17th, 2009
HEY, I WAS IN WITNESS PROTECTION! Now you fools ruined it all.
November 17th, 2009
Looks like an old ski suit. Tourists still wear those, they come to the ski area in my town and we call them gapers. Pants up high to accommodate the ski boots. Yeah, I know his kind. Now if only I could get a hold of that outfit for GAPER DAY on April 1st…
November 17th, 2009
I almost 100% sure he did it on purpose to get on this site.
November 17th, 2009
Those are Nike sneakers from around 20 years ago.
November 17th, 2009
THERE ARE NO GUIDOS IN SOUTH JERSEY!!! GUIDOS RESIDE IN NORTH JERSEY, OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK!!! GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!!!
November 17th, 2009
THERE ARE NO GUIDOS IN SOUTH JERSEY!!! GUIDOS RESIDE IN NORTH JERSEY, OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK!!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, AHHH
November 17th, 2009
Nice ass.
November 17th, 2009
I want more pictures of that guy wearing see-through white tights and panties.
November 17th, 2009
Eighties outfit…grandma clothes…
Something tells me he’s not wearing this festive number ironically.
November 17th, 2009
this is clearly a staged photo. fake.
November 17th, 2009
This pic is lame as hell!
November 17th, 2009
yeah…guidos live in NORTH jersey btw.
November 17th, 2009
OMG IS THAT MY FATHER IN LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 17th, 2009
just gotta love those over 30 guys who wear these nylon training outfits. Usually to dumb to realize they are not in highschool sports anymore but still think they are super jock. Most of the ones I know have a personality to match their lame pathetic fashion sense.
November 17th, 2009
Um, most guido’s come from North Jersey cities or New York. Get your facts straight.
November 17th, 2009
does he realise how flammable those suits are? – Somebody light a match please
November 17th, 2009
Nice to see Colorado finally make it on here. A dude wearing a woman’s outfit that’s 20 years out of style?? Yeah, this totally belongs here.
November 17th, 2009
I love it when they inadvertently get a hot chick in photo… maybe I shouldn’t be looking at this site?
November 17th, 2009
he probably had to go out and get a power bar after his work out and listening to good vibrations from marky mark.
November 17th, 2009
Lame.
November 17th, 2009
Is he buying or selling? My guess is buying
November 17th, 2009
That looks like something a middle-aged woman in the 80s would wear to go skiing.
November 17th, 2009
I think I bought my mom that same track suit for mother’s day when I was 8yrs old.
November 17th, 2009
Steve Martin in “My Blue Heaven” on crack!!
November 17th, 2009
Ohhhh geez. Wind breakers is what we called those beast in the 90s.
Classic.
November 17th, 2009
Hey….fuhgedaboudit!
November 17th, 2009
Way to represent Colorado. LOL.
Where in CO is this pic?
November 17th, 2009
The only WalMart in Colorado Springs this could be is on North Academy, the others don’t face the mountains.
Also, there is no city named “Pike’s Peak, CO.”
Finally: No gunts, no house arrest bracelet, no pimps, no winos, and not even a fat person in sight. It feels good to live in Colorado
November 17th, 2009
he’s also not LL Cool J
November 17th, 2009
He Is probably in the witness protection program,
November 17th, 2009
The woman behind him is actually his wife….. she just doesn’t want anybody to know she’s with him….
November 17th, 2009
Looks like the Walmart in Colorado Springs on 8th St that backs up to 25. Some interesting people can be spotted there in the store and parking lot. That Walmart does face towards the mountains.
As for his outfit…….. I can’t believe it. Someone still has one and WEARS IT proudly. And NO, we did NOT ski in these things EVER. Besides, that picture was taken in the summer as you will notice that the people around are wearing shorts and t-shirts.
November 17th, 2009
He looks as stupid as the Gotti kids.
November 17th, 2009
Actually this was taken at the Wal-Mart in Colorado
Springs on N. Academy by I-25 a couple of weeks ago.
This isn’t POWM material?? Well, there will be more to come from this location don’t you worry.
November 17th, 2009
What’s wrong with that suit?
I have the exact same one that I go shopping in too.
And I am young.
This site is just fucking desperate for photos!!!!
November 17th, 2009
Maybe someone should tell that, no matter what he thinks, that look is PLAYED OUT.
November 17th, 2009
Rockin the hipster dufus look. Spot on!
November 17th, 2009
LOL. That’s the N Academy one. LOL. Colorado Springs in the house. WOOT WOOT. LOLOL.
November 17th, 2009
South Jersey? You’re killing me, and I love it. A shout out to all those in Mount Laurel!!!
November 17th, 2009
Too funny! Looks like all of the people in his path are grabbing their children and running for cover! LOL Yo! Hey! Git out da way! Badda bim badda boom!
November 17th, 2009
This SCREAMS Witness Protection Program – its just like My Blue Heaven….
November 17th, 2009
Is that Danny tanner?
November 17th, 2009
what’s so funny about this one?
November 17th, 2009
My mom wears an outfit just like that but, she’s 72 years old and is blind in one eye!!!!
November 17th, 2009
OMG, my old home town. I hope it’s not my dad!
November 17th, 2009
I’m pretty sure I had that same outfit…when I was in 5th grade.
November 17th, 2009
Hey thats my cousin Guich, the rat is in witness protection where was that picture taken. A few of the family would like to see him again!
November 17th, 2009
The phoenetic spelling of “gabagool” made me pee on myself…
BTW, it’s “cappicola”
Again, peeing on myself!
November 17th, 2009
THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR!!!
He looks JUST like the neighbor from the Smosh videos! I LOVE it hahah!!!
November 17th, 2009
Haha! South Jersey born and raised… the ones that dress like this are the clowns from New York that come to our shores! GO HOME BENNIES!
November 17th, 2009
There’s no way this is 1989. Look at some of those cars and trucks.
November 18th, 2009
Wow…that really looks like it’s in Colorado Springs! I recognize the scenery…maybe the one on N Academy?
November 18th, 2009
Annie, I’m with ya. I still live at the shore, and the bennies are worse than ever. I could have sworn this photo was taken at the Brick Wal-Mart.
November 18th, 2009
That guy must be in the Witless Protection Program.
November 18th, 2009
Anyone notice the Mass Migration of people to the Walmart? I guess they all came to see this guy….
November 18th, 2009
in west philidelphia born and raised….
November 18th, 2009
Hey smartass. I know NJ has been skummy enough (somehow) to make it to this website, so don’t just take a shot. You’re trying too hard. Ever been to NJ? This is what people in the northern bit still dress like.
November 19th, 2009
its the zack ryder!!!
November 19th, 2009
At least he has a nice ass!
November 19th, 2009
its capicola. no matter how u pronounce it. really? spell check and quit hating on Italians.
November 19th, 2009
I think it’s just an old picture that someone just pulled out. They don’t make shoes like that anymore & they look pretty clean
November 20th, 2009
The perfect break for skiers wishing to escape for some superb skiing!
November 20th, 2009
THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR!
November 20th, 2009
this is like “the damn neighbor” from smosh!!!
November 20th, 2009
He’s a fan of Smosh
“gimme back my flamingo ” lol
November 20th, 2009
TUPAC leg sleeves at least.
November 21st, 2009
its north jersey bro. guidos are from north jersey/new york. dont talk about jersey if you dont know jersey.
November 21st, 2009
but that’s in CO… locals wear that garb to make fun of the “gaper” tourists that show up wearing that shit to ski! Most locals own a variation of the 80s onesie!!
November 22nd, 2009
His girlfriend is so embarassed by his horrendous outfit, that she walks 3 paces behind him so it looks like she is not with him.
November 23rd, 2009
Pretty sure thats a gaper day outfit. so he was trying to look 80′s
November 25th, 2009
1989? Try a guido from 2009.
November 25th, 2009
My mom was still wearing that exact outfit until I convinced her that people (sane) don’t dress like that in 2000. And she threw it out
November 26th, 2009
Must be laundry day.
November 28th, 2009
OMG! I still have one of those nylon nightmares in my closet. Think she’d like it so they can match?
November 29th, 2009
Forget the energy crisis! Put enough of these guys in a room and the static would light up New Jersy!
November 29th, 2009
Live in SJ, married to an Italian. No one I know dresses like that here. Maybe you meant Staten Island, NY.
November 30th, 2009
my grandma owns that..
November 30th, 2009
This is the current Williamsburg Indie hipster look.
December 2nd, 2009
Too all you idiots saying they don’t make shoes like those anymore, those kicks are brand new. Nike makes that model in countless colorways. Puma, Adidas, etc ALL make shoes like that.
Anyway, the guy seems hot and the shoes/socks are great, but the rest of it is abysmal.
December 2nd, 2009
colorado doesn’t have gangs like the crips or the bloods, this guys is a member of the fierce aspen snowbunnies
December 4th, 2009
richard simmons eat your heart out
December 4th, 2009
My 89 year old grandmother had a warmup suit just like that!
December 5th, 2009
what the big deal? Looks like he is just ready for Gaper day…sorry must be a locals thing.
January 8th, 2010
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