Maybe someone should let this guy know he isn’t a guido in South Jersey circa 1989.
154 Comments | In: Colorado, Walmart Fashion
He probably wears a pinkie ring and sweats when he eats.
November 16th, 2009
He reminds me of an Easter egg.
Haha, maybe that’s what that associate behind him is gonna tell him.
I like the one leg hiked up ganster thing he tried to add…
Wow… I swear my grandma had the same outfit!
He would be set if he was a 5 foot tall 80 yr old WOMEN living in a retirement home. Grandma is that you?????
or maybe they are just his grandma’s little pants
Not a Guido, you say?
Clearly you haven’t seen what’s in his shopping cart… a ten pounds of dried pasta, and a dozen bags of quick-crete.
-The Big Cheese
This man is not alone! My 57 year old female neighbour down here in Oz still wears clothes like this. She looks about as ‘fashionable’ as this guy.
The guy just woke out of a 20-yr coma. Damn, I’m hungry!
I am a North Jersey girl living in South Jersey.
The only thing that would have made this outfit complete would be a pair of Reeboks & a nice curly mullet.
They have finally perfected time travel??
He kinda reminds me of the neighbor on those smosh videos
My mother had that jogging suit.
someone should tell him it’s not the 80′s anymore.
I hate to say it, but my 57 year old neighbour still wears clothes like these down here in Oz. Maybe we should introduce them?
Well I don’t know about the rest of you but I think that headband really pulls this outfit together! I mean, you can’t do an old skool neon-colored windbreaker suit without the headband. I gotta say though…I totally want those shoes!!!
Hey! At least I don’t see a house arrest ankle bracelet!
I think I wore that outfit in a 4th grade dance recital….
I feel as though I’ve just stepped into a time warp.
Gotta love the zip zip zip zip zip zip sound his legs rubbing together makes as he walks.
I'm not telling
yeah I think he’s trying to be a gay wanna be pimp, that’s why the person with him is walking alittle behind him because they don’t want to be seen with a fruity rainbow
He looks like a dish of spumoni
HO! RIMSHOT! Look at this waylo!
The 80′s called and want their nylon jogging suit back…
Mrs. Potato Head
I live in New Jersey. South Jersey to be more specific. This has never been acceptable. Nor will it ever be. (Anywhere.)
I wonder if he’s ever said “Take the Cannolies, and leave the gun”.
OMG…my cousin Matt went to Colorado!? I had no idea he was so well-traveled!
Half length sleeves + parachute pants+ one leg up + headband = Total Guido, but I fail to see an IROC in the parking lot
I think you mean North Jersey. There’s no gabagool and very few guidos in South Jersey.
This is the worst photo ever posted on PoWM.com.
Notice the woman just ahead of him shielding her child from seeing him and holding the child tight…. or maybe the kid is just tired /shrug
I can’t believe a man would wear these colors. Very feminine, 80′s, and just wrong!
Hey…lay off the guy. He just finished his “Sweating to the Oldies” routine. Had to hit up the ole’ Wal-mart for refeuling supplies!!!
Well the chick is pretty hot.
I wonder if he’s wearing gold chains, sunglasses, and a big ol’ pornstache…
Hey, give the guy a break. He probably just got done doing 25 years in the joint before taking up residence in Colorado in the Witness Protection program.
Damn, this site’s getting desperate! Let’s review: no house arrest bracelet, everything’s covered, everything fits properly, his weight looks to be within healthy limits. In, short, fail, try again. He’s dressed reasonably appros for what he’s doing and where he is, and no, I would not choose to wear that type of clothing, but I don’t see anything wrong with it.
Every child’s worst nightmare.
Hey guidos are from north jersey! dont disrespect south jersey like that!!
WILD THING…YOU MAKE MY HEART SING♪ you MAKE EVERYTHING GROOOOOooooVY!!
That left pant leg must be up cause he thinks he’s a gangster.
wow this is quite a turn for this site….this guy looks pretty normal to me!
for a while i had hope…this site was getting good again. ….now, the pictures are getting shitty.
Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen that style of Nikes since the SEVENTIES! At least he’s not being wasteful and out buying new clothes when he has perfectly good old clothes. This whole look just mystifies me.
Why is The Offspring Song Pretty Fly going through my head?
Paulie Walnuts would whack that clown!
They got their pants mixed up this morning!
Wow if this the best/worst in Colorado then they need to leave their cameras at home. Florida rules on POWM
being in protective custody you just cant get decent clothes….
Is that Al Davis in town to watch his Raiders at Mile High?
i think its kinda hot..it was pretty smart to accessorize with the sweat band..and he’s pretty brave to wear the turquois/purple/pink color combo..add the one hiked up gangsta leg..he’s stylin..
wait..where’s the fanny pack? that would have made this look complete..
Nice. All he needs now is a fanny pack.
HEY…I LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY,NJ….NOT ALL OF US DRESS LIKE THAT!!
If you are 70-80 yrs old and are proud to still have your jacket, jogging suit or whatever in those colors I have no problem with that. He appears to be younger. Goodwill is doing well these days I reckin.
This is worthy of PoWM?
No kidding, my Grandmother use to wear this wind suit back in the early 80s.
WOW, I use to live right near there… this has to be Colorado Springs…
For a split second I thought that was my grandma. She has a track suit exactly like that. But then she’s 89 years old and uses a walker. And she has enough sense to keep both pant legs down where they belong.
Let’s go Amy! I’ll be damned if you make me late to my jazzercise class!
I confess, i had this same exact wind suit back in the day, like 25 years ago. I is a womens style I think. I do agree, at least he looks clean, no vulgar words on is behind and no ankle jewelry from jail.
I’d love to know the circumstances that forced him to make a run to Walmart in his wife’s old track suit.
Someone should let him that he should really stop wearing his wife’s clothes!
1984 called.. it wants its sweatsuit back. Oh, and maybe the shoes and headband too.
Anyone seen Smosh? This looks like the Flamingo guy in the videos!
He’s my hero!!
This guy is awesome! he’s my hero!
I think this may be in Pikes Peak, CO. And he looks like someone who would’ve done a TV exercise program in the 80′s/early 90′s.
November 17th, 2009
the thing I hate most about living in South Jersey? outsiders thinking that our whole state is comprised of fist-pumping, blown-out-haired, gold-chain-and-tracksuit-wearing morons.
fuck Bon Jovi, fuck the “Real” Housewives, and fuck the guy who wrote that caption. thanks and have a terrific evening.
HEY, I WAS IN WITNESS PROTECTION! Now you fools ruined it all.
Looks like an old ski suit. Tourists still wear those, they come to the ski area in my town and we call them gapers. Pants up high to accommodate the ski boots. Yeah, I know his kind. Now if only I could get a hold of that outfit for GAPER DAY on April 1st…
I almost 100% sure he did it on purpose to get on this site.
Those are Nike sneakers from around 20 years ago.
THERE ARE NO GUIDOS IN SOUTH JERSEY!!! GUIDOS RESIDE IN NORTH JERSEY, OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK!!! GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!!!
THERE ARE NO GUIDOS IN SOUTH JERSEY!!! GUIDOS RESIDE IN NORTH JERSEY, OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK!!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, AHHH
I want more pictures of that guy wearing see-through white tights and panties.
Eighties outfit…grandma clothes…
Something tells me he’s not wearing this festive number ironically.
this is clearly a staged photo. fake.
This pic is lame as hell!
yeah…guidos live in NORTH jersey btw.
OMG IS THAT MY FATHER IN LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just gotta love those over 30 guys who wear these nylon training outfits. Usually to dumb to realize they are not in highschool sports anymore but still think they are super jock. Most of the ones I know have a personality to match their lame pathetic fashion sense.
Um, most guido’s come from North Jersey cities or New York. Get your facts straight.
does he realise how flammable those suits are? – Somebody light a match please
Nice to see Colorado finally make it on here. A dude wearing a woman’s outfit that’s 20 years out of style?? Yeah, this totally belongs here.
I love it when they inadvertently get a hot chick in photo… maybe I shouldn’t be looking at this site?
he probably had to go out and get a power bar after his work out and listening to good vibrations from marky mark.
Is he buying or selling? My guess is buying
That looks like something a middle-aged woman in the 80s would wear to go skiing.
I think I bought my mom that same track suit for mother’s day when I was 8yrs old.
Steve Martin in “My Blue Heaven” on crack!!
Ohhhh geez. Wind breakers is what we called those beast in the 90s.
Way to represent Colorado. LOL.
Where in CO is this pic?
The only WalMart in Colorado Springs this could be is on North Academy, the others don’t face the mountains.
Also, there is no city named “Pike’s Peak, CO.”
Finally: No gunts, no house arrest bracelet, no pimps, no winos, and not even a fat person in sight. It feels good to live in Colorado
he’s also not LL Cool J
He Is probably in the witness protection program,
The woman behind him is actually his wife….. she just doesn’t want anybody to know she’s with him….
Looks like the Walmart in Colorado Springs on 8th St that backs up to 25. Some interesting people can be spotted there in the store and parking lot. That Walmart does face towards the mountains.
As for his outfit…….. I can’t believe it. Someone still has one and WEARS IT proudly. And NO, we did NOT ski in these things EVER. Besides, that picture was taken in the summer as you will notice that the people around are wearing shorts and t-shirts.
He looks as stupid as the Gotti kids.
Actually this was taken at the Wal-Mart in Colorado
Springs on N. Academy by I-25 a couple of weeks ago.
This isn’t POWM material?? Well, there will be more to come from this location don’t you worry.
What’s wrong with that suit?
I have the exact same one that I go shopping in too.
And I am young.
This site is just fucking desperate for photos!!!!
Maybe someone should tell that, no matter what he thinks, that look is PLAYED OUT.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
Rockin the hipster dufus look. Spot on!
LOL. That’s the N Academy one. LOL. Colorado Springs in the house. WOOT WOOT. LOLOL.
South Jersey? You’re killing me, and I love it. A shout out to all those in Mount Laurel!!!
Too funny! Looks like all of the people in his path are grabbing their children and running for cover! LOL Yo! Hey! Git out da way! Badda bim badda boom!
This SCREAMS Witness Protection Program – its just like My Blue Heaven….
Is that Danny tanner?
what’s so funny about this one?
My mom wears an outfit just like that but, she’s 72 years old and is blind in one eye!!!!
OMG, my old home town. I hope it’s not my dad!
I’m pretty sure I had that same outfit…when I was in 5th grade.
Tony "bag o donuts"
Hey thats my cousin Guich, the rat is in witness protection where was that picture taken. A few of the family would like to see him again!
The phoenetic spelling of “gabagool” made me pee on myself…
BTW, it’s “cappicola”
Again, peeing on myself!
THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR!!! He looks JUST like the neighbor from the Smosh videos! I LOVE it hahah!!!
Haha! South Jersey born and raised… the ones that dress like this are the clowns from New York that come to our shores! GO HOME BENNIES!
There’s no way this is 1989. Look at some of those cars and trucks.
November 18th, 2009
Wow…that really looks like it’s in Colorado Springs! I recognize the scenery…maybe the one on N Academy?
Annie, I’m with ya. I still live at the shore, and the bennies are worse than ever. I could have sworn this photo was taken at the Brick Wal-Mart.
Larry The Cable Guy
That guy must be in the Witless Protection Program.
Anyone notice the Mass Migration of people to the Walmart? I guess they all came to see this guy….
in west philidelphia born and raised….
Hey smartass. I know NJ has been skummy enough (somehow) to make it to this website, so don’t just take a shot. You’re trying too hard. Ever been to NJ? This is what people in the northern bit still dress like.
November 19th, 2009
its the zack ryder!!!
At least he has a nice ass!
its capicola. no matter how u pronounce it. really? spell check and quit hating on Italians.
I think it’s just an old picture that someone just pulled out. They don’t make shoes like that anymore & they look pretty clean
November 20th, 2009
The perfect break for skiers wishing to escape for some superb skiing!
THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR!
this is like “the damn neighbor” from smosh!!!
He’s a fan of Smosh
“gimme back my flamingo ” lol
TUPAC leg sleeves at least.
November 21st, 2009
its north jersey bro. guidos are from north jersey/new york. dont talk about jersey if you dont know jersey.
but that’s in CO… locals wear that garb to make fun of the “gaper” tourists that show up wearing that shit to ski! Most locals own a variation of the 80s onesie!!
November 22nd, 2009
His girlfriend is so embarassed by his horrendous outfit, that she walks 3 paces behind him so it looks like she is not with him.
November 23rd, 2009
Pretty sure thats a gaper day outfit. so he was trying to look 80′s
November 25th, 2009
1989? Try a guido from 2009.
My mom was still wearing that exact outfit until I convinced her that people (sane) don’t dress like that in 2000. And she threw it out
November 26th, 2009
Must be laundry day.
November 28th, 2009
OMG! I still have one of those nylon nightmares in my closet. Think she’d like it so they can match?
November 29th, 2009
Forget the energy crisis! Put enough of these guys in a room and the static would light up New Jersy!
Live in SJ, married to an Italian. No one I know dresses like that here. Maybe you meant Staten Island, NY.
November 30th, 2009
my grandma owns that..
This is the current Williamsburg Indie hipster look.
December 2nd, 2009
Too all you idiots saying they don’t make shoes like those anymore, those kicks are brand new. Nike makes that model in countless colorways. Puma, Adidas, etc ALL make shoes like that.
Anyway, the guy seems hot and the shoes/socks are great, but the rest of it is abysmal.
colorado doesn’t have gangs like the crips or the bloods, this guys is a member of the fierce aspen snowbunnies
December 4th, 2009
richard simmons eat your heart out
My 89 year old grandmother had a warmup suit just like that!
December 5th, 2009
what the big deal? Looks like he is just ready for Gaper day…sorry must be a locals thing.
January 8th, 2010