Ummm……you look like a beaver! There is no joke accompanying this at all. Your big, weird, creepy hair makes you look like a beaver.
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She is working on her winter coat!! Plenty of wool there from the looks of it!
November 18th, 2009
WOW . . . .
“de-tangler, de-tangler, what isle is the de-tangler on?
Seriously!?!?! WTF?!?! this lady needs help!
If that’s the hair on her head, could you imagine the jungle in her pants?
Do not want to see that camel toe…
Someone plopped a big black sheep on her head. With this and the last pic,; do we have a come-back for poorly done hair, or is it just a POW thing?!?
the first thing that came to mind was. “What the hell”
Is she in the gardening department? Maybe she’s looking for a rake to comb that mane!
Makes sense that she’s in Lawn and Garden….probably looking for some wood to make a dam.
It looks like a wig made from years worth of lint from the dryer trap….
“what the hell” thats all i can say
Looks like another Firestone has thrown it’s tread…
Is that a guy or girl….., lets just go with it.
what the hell?
That would make Bob Marley jealous!
Locks of Love would love her!!!!!!!
That can’t possibly be her hair!?
i’m just creeped out by the fact that her hair doesnt look like dreaded hair at all…it looks like felted wool O.o?
AHHHHHH! IT’S SO ANGRY!! DOES THAT THING HAVE IT’S SHOTS?!
that’s her hair? i seriously thought an animal or something was hanging from her neck…like it was going for the kill…
You know if she’s that into hair I’d put $20 down says he pits are just as hairy!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
She is in the lawn and garden center looking for a birdhouse to try and keep them from nesting in that thing hanging of the back of her head!
I think that’s a guy…..everybody’s commenting how it’s a woman.
I am pretty sure that is a HE! Pretty damn gross!
Bruises on the legs and a hair-turd; I feel a little tingle in my drawers. I am ashamed.
Bob Marley just rolled over in his grave trying to hide the huge boner this picture just gave him!
Did she forget to roll up her sleeping bag?
You know, I’ll bet she’s really proud of that hair, ya’ll. Kind of like the people who grow their fingernails til they wrap around in a circle. Yuk. Can you imagine what might be living in that?
OMG LOOK CLOSER!!!!! IT”S A DUDE!!!! now I’m just scared. hide your children!
If you let an dog’s hair reach like that you would incur a heavy fine and/or jail time…there’s a reason. There’s no way she can clean that properly, and it has got to be so uncomfortable!
This just totally ruined my Buddly Buzz
I’m not 100% sure this is a “she”. Beyond that, how the hell…..
umm…maybe she should save her $ and get a haircut…
I wonder if it touches the toilet water?
WTF is all that comes to mind!
Wow I’m surprised nobody has tried to cut that off in his (her?) sleep. How is that even possible? That looks like a reallllyyyyyyyyy bad hair weave or something haha
Try this again…If you let a dog’s hair reach that state you would incur a heavy fine &/or jail time for animal cruelty…there’s a reason. There’s no way she can clean that properly and it has got to be so uncomfortable!
WTF is that? !! Holy Sheep Dung! Heeeelllllloooo! Hair brush, conditioner, SCISSORS!
Never has to worry ’bout a could toilet seat.
Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
This lady used to come in the pet store I worked at ALL the time. She is deaf and she gave me her Luna Moth coccons to keep over the winter since she lived on the streets. And YES THAT IS HER REAL HAIR!!!!!!!!! I have seen her many many times in Springfield, MO
This has got to be a sign that sometime in childhood there was trauma due to hair-washing time, so now in adulthood, why bother washing her hair? “Set it and forget it.” Just don’t get too close or the cooties will jump.
I’m totally confused by this picture.
OMG how HEAVY and STINKY do you think that is?
Is that Joaquin Phoenix?
They’re called dreadlockS, with an “s” ewwwwww
Americ. women r strange. Or ugly, or stupid, or chubby/obese. WHo sleeps with them…(or if thin they so proud of it and sleep around with everything that moves.)
Locks of Hate
The ultimate mullet?
HEY SLA…men only sleep with foreigner women cause they’re all whores..don’t mess with American women…we fight back
Cool! I had no idea Geddy Lee shopped at the Wal Marts!
WHAT THE HELL?????
HEY SLA …men only sleep with foreign women cause they’re all whores…how stupid can you be to dis Americans on an American website? get back on the container you came in on and leave America alone
It think its a dude
I think this is actually an ugly ass guy Disturbing nonetheless
Sir Hates Alot
If she didn’t have that basket she’d fall flat on her back.
Why is everyone so sure it’s a “she”?? Totally looks like a dude, which may explain the desire to have a beaver on his head…
I hope no one shoots her for her pelt.
That is truly disgusting!
that is just nasty!
That is just freaking NASTY and DISGUSTING!
Maybe her husband is into beastility?
The Hagrid look only really works when you’re actually Hagrid.
DAMN. i **had** considered myself heterosexual, but after seeing THAT, I just might be willing to bat for the other team. Damn.
You could hide a small man in that mane…Good lord!
As a proud AMERICAN woman, I can say that I’m none of those things. Like America is the only place you find such women? You’re obviously an immigrant(as I can only deduce through your lacking usage of articles). Your comment isn’t even relevant to this picture. Do yourself a favor and keep idiotic opinions like this to yourself.
So that’s what Medusa’s been up to all these years…
sorry but it looks like he/she is wearing a coat of some sort and its hanging from its shoulder, it doesnt look hair. Let the thumbs down begin!!
:o) Gotta Love it
OMG! some Clothes Line her and run her over with a John Deer grass mower!
That is AWFUL! I bet the end of it wound up in toilet several times
Placed on the Steeler IRL, Troy Polamalu has really let himself go…
BAHAHAH! nice dreds, rastaFOOL
Correction – OMG! Someone Clothes Line her and run her over with a John Deer Lawn mower!!!
Unfortunately, I believe that is not coming from her head, but potruding up from underneath that lovely brown shirt. Yes Im afraid it may be his/her back sweater. Furry Skank
I’m pretty sure that that is a guy……
Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver,
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
I’d say it’s time to trim the beaver!
Bet she smells like petruli…..
Stylists unite and jump him/her and take a rake/hedge trimmer to that mess…throw that mess in the front and it would be Cousin IT
This is a Mess… Who would want their hair touching the Floor of Walmart?? Only the PEOPLEOFWALMART.. just plain GROSS!
Someone get me some scissors!! Wait – make that a weedwacker!!
hey, that’s larry the lion! i know him!
White people should never try to have dreadlocks, gross!
We are in a recession here people……just think how much money she saves by never buying shampoo or paying for haircuts!
Viewing the image under an electron microscope reveals the following: It’s a dude, with a three day beard, thick rimmed glasses, wearing a dress, with bruises all over his legs, also wearing a faux fur coat and carrying a spare over his right shoulder. Other than that, nothing to see here…please keep shopping.
Is that a shee or he? I believe I see facial hair here. It’s eigther a woman with servere hormone problems, or a drag queen with 5 o’clock shadow
he’s geddy lee.
he’s geddy lee folks!
I agree with the people above who say that is a HE, not a SHE.
Serious rasta hair though. He’s committed a lot of time & effort into growing it out. Of course, it’s ridiculous though. He should consider growing up, get a normal frickin’ men’s haircut, and donate it to Locks of Love.
Folks, that’s not hair. That’s a brown jacket that is slung across her shoulder. You can clearly see the outline of a sleeve in there. Also, you’ll notice that the mass curves near her rear–very long hair does curve like that.
That is disgusting. She looks stinky. ~:( (that’s a stink wave above her head)
…and it wonders why it can’t get a good job.
Sloth piggy back!!!
PLEASE leave it to beaver!!!
I bet their list consist of moth balls and bug spray.
Don’t insult the beavers!
OK…. Rule of thumb….. If you have to use the toilet, you should not let your hair grow to the point that either it lands on the shit people leave on the floor in a public restroom or hang it over the door. Either way, it’s gonna get in the way when you wipe…. if you wipe at all. Brings a whole new meaning to the word “shithead”
he’s got a body in there that he just sucked all the blood and guts outta
anyone wanna take bets on the REST of her body hair? … EWWWWW
Where would you go to get your hair done? A car wash?
Can you imangine how bad that hair reeks when i gets wet outside?
I very seriously doubt this is actually her won hair. It even looks “attached” or something. Get real!
RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!
This person SHOULD be looking at the heavy duty Febreeze!!
You thought Grandpa’s poop and lilacs was the worst smell on earth?
Try THIS hair and Fresh Scent Febreeze!
Who was the one idiot that voted thumbs up on SLA’s comment? (about 17 pages up)
I have NEVER seen dreadlocks look “good” on white people, or…. “non-blacks” only black’s should be allowed to have dreadlocks.. it’s simple. white people look horrible with them.. black people DON’T.
That is hair!!!! Holy Shit!! I thought it was a giant sloth hitching a ride!!
OMG.. It’s either a Dread Lock– Singular or a really jacked up wrap of some sort. Either way it is fabulously awful.
I think thats the first female GEICO caveman Ive seen! Wait… is it female?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Wonder if her name is Winona? I heard she had a big brown beaver.
My name is Mud!
This is serious. I think someone needed to call a social worker or Department of Human Resources for this lady. I think there are leaves and sticks in her hair…surely she could use a new cardboard box…..poor thing is in wrong part of store….
SLA Probably makes crap for Walmart in China.
wait are we sure that’s even a woman??
wow .. that is freakishly long.. i would imagin she doesnt need a blanket when she has that wrapped around her
do the curtains match the carpet ?
She is stealing goldfish in her beaver hair
You know that shit HAS to smell awful!
You people are so mean. All she is trying to do is cover up that parasitic twin hanging off her shoulder. Have some compassion.
hahahahaha it looks like one of the trees from Lord of the rings is hitching a ride on her!!!!
If those are the drapes I don’t want to see the carpet *puke*
I remember in 7th grade we dissected an owl pellet that looked similar to this…it had a mouse skull inside though…don’t want to know what lies within her pellet..
Honey, you are supposed to have seven locks(dreads) not the worst mullet of all times. Oh and I am a foreign woman and dont agree with SLA.
OMG – why?? I couldn’t quite tell what I was looking at – thought *she* was wearing a backpack. And is that *hair* hanging down almost to the floor?
Run everybody run! IT’S COUSIN IT’S MOTHER!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!
Walmart sells all sorts of shit for grooming your hair. There is absolutely no excuse for this shit!
Thats just…um…ok yuck. It’s gotta fall into the toilet everytime….gross.
really???? iS THIS JUST NOT THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS??? YOU CAN PROBABLY SMELL HER FROM THE FREAKIN SPACE SHUTTLE!!!
what is living in that thing?
It looks like Godzilla took a dump on her head.
Her hair looks really frizzy. Is that a black bag hanging from her shoulder (the one not facing us), or is that also her hair?? Wow. Frizz Eazz would make a fortune on her. Maybe it was a windy day?? Month?? Yeah???
I actually saw this guy in Austin Texas! He is a musician and has a body odor that is OUTRAGEOUS!! And the hair looks like a rats nest!
It’s not her hair, it’s a coat hanging over her head by the hood. I took it into photoshop and lightened the photo and you can clearly see it. There is a scarf hanging out of the sleeve toward the floor. Her hair ends at her shoulders.
I could of guessed
It most definitely has got to have lots of species of bugs living in that rat’s nest ! I bet it hasn’t seen shampoo in years ! How in the heck can she stand it hanging on her back in hot weather ? The most disgusting matted hair I have ever seen !
I wanna dreadloc…no just one, thanks!
Wow is that really a girl i mean WTF!
Hey, everyone be nice! He/she might be homeless and that is his/her portable bed!
That can’t be real…
She looks like a girl I went to Middle School with, all grown, horribly, up.
The mother of all mullets.
I don’t understand… where does his skull begin and his hair end and where does his hair begin and his skull end?
That’s not hair… the back of her head pinched a loaf.
It’s the Bride of Manson Halloween Custume Special, 3.99, aisle 12. However, they really frown upon taking it out of the package and wearing it in the store before purchase.
My four year old just yelled “That’s WOLF hair!”
she’s in the garden section looking for insecticides cuz u know there is an infestation inside that thing!!!
OH MY EYES
Kind of ironic that she chose to wear a brown top with that hair, she really does look like a large rodent.
Are you sure that is hair, it might be some dead animal that crawled up there to die!! It almost looks surreal.
All that hair means it’ll be that much longer before she realizes a bear is dry-humping the back of her head.
Looking at the facial profile, particularly the nose and chin, I’d say that’s a man.
Doris said, “If that’s the hair on her head, could you imagine the jungle in her pants?” NO and you can’t make me!!!!!
Frizz control, ma’am. And is that some major hair on her legs?
Lastly, I think her real hair ends at shoulder length too and that other weirdness is a wrap, faux fur atrocity. Nonetheless, it’s definitely NOT WHAT TO WEAR!
Yoko Ono? Is that you?
S/he should make it into a mullet
Is that a kangaroo?
What the…? Why the…? How the….?
Dreads gone wild!
Dreads Gone Wild!
Three words: Gratuitous Beaver Shot!!!
He/she looks like a Klingon.
You KNOW, that has to smell. Nothin a little lighter fluid and a zippo, won’t fix.
what a PIG!
How much does that weigh?! I wouldn’t be surprised if she needed a neck brace to hold that giant dreadlock up.
She lives in Springfield Mo. She is a deaf/mute and is a hoarder. She used to live at the Eagles Lodge Hotel on North Glenstone. And YES that is her hair.
November 19th, 2009
Only the person who took the picture could tell us if it is a man or a woman.
Anyway, that is very unusual.
I believe I’ve met her before.
I live in Mo, and I think this is a homeless deaf women that I’ve seen recently wondering around where I work. She has long dreads and often hols them so they don’t drag on the floor.
MulletZilla has been spotted, wow it makes all other mullets look silly.
I bet that mess is heavy & STINKS!! GROSS!!!
At first I thought it was a coat hanging on her head by the hood.
Is that Cousin It’s….cousin? Prolly lookin’ for the miracle grow in the gardening section ; P
Seriously, this much hair has got to cause neck strain. It would give me headaches.
That is a beaver, and unless I’m seeing things, I think also, a beard.
There is no possible way that doesn’t smell absolutely HORRID!
What you see here is an original groupie for Phish….
Thats so ugly it would make blind people wince!!!
looks like a horse is morphing out of her head
No self-respecting beaver would look that imbecilic.
Angry Beaver, eh? That’s an insult to Norbert and Daggett!
She can go camping and not need an air mattress.
USUALY I LIKE SEEING THE BEAVER….BUT THIS IS REDICULOUS!!!
I so want to take some hedge clippers at that thing. Just walk up behind her, hack it off, then run away.
words defy me,” WTF?!?” is all that comes to mind.
Me! I gave SLA another thumbs up just to annoy you. I went back and uncovered their comment after I read yours…….the power of negative publicity!
this is a deaf homeless lady from springfield, mo. i work at the walmart this was taken at. and yes, she still needs detangler! LOL
That is a homeless deaf lady in Springfield, Mo. She comes to the Walmart I work at. The hair is in a giant hair net thingy…it doesn’t smell (that I can tell when she’s been near me). I’ve talked to her (I know sign language) and she’s actually quite nice! But could still use some detangler, that’s for sure! I can’t imagine trying to brush that out! LOL
OMG I am about to barf!!! There is an S on the end of dredlockS for a reason!! Your not supposed to have one giant rotting stanky dredlock! I don’t think I could contain myself around it with scissors. Wait I don’t think I could contain myself around it with hedge clippers. Scissors wouldn’t do shit to that mess.
that’s not too shy of the current record. youtube ‘man world’s longest hair’.
It seems obvious that he (or she) uses this as a self-sustaining pilllow. How efficient!
HEY “JAN”, Your nuts ! I photoshopped it also & made it larger & clearer & it is her matted hair !
@ I COULD OF GUESSED…
I think you mean “I could HAVE guessed”….
Also, I believe the word you are looking for is “you’re”, not “your”, unless you are speaking of the nuts Jan possesses.
That’s no lady – that’s a man.
That is one DREAD(FUL)LOCK !!
It’s definitely a dude, I think he bought a trash can lid, I saw someone comment that they knew him and he’s a musician, maybe steel drum? He’s wearing shorts, not a skirt, and that thing touching the floor is another man’s foot on the other side of him.
Still … Dreadful … in more ways than one.
That is her hair…this lady used to come into the pet store I worked at. She has pet Praying mantises and even gave them to me to keep over the winter…and she is deaf…and she stinks!!! haha…and she is also homeless and lives in her van….nice lady though, weird weird hair…..gross…
You know, Ward, I’m really starting to worry about the Beaver.
as long as that hair is, i’m sure it contains a dingleberry or two.
I work at walmart in Springfield, Mo. and she comes in all the time. She is definately a woman (asta) and she wears her hair in this huge net thingy. She’s deaf and I believe homeless. I’ve talked to her (I know sign language) and she’s actually quite nice!
guys that’s a coat- the hood is hanging off the persons head-I’ve done that before…but there’s no way my coat could be mistaken for my hair
Kinda looks like Geddy Lee?
Oh my good word!!! That man is from Berkly CA!!!! or he used to be….I swear I met him on a cross country bus ride to CA. 15 years ago…the hair “thing” wasn’t quite that long but just as scary!!! The horror stories of being on a bus with this man……I will NEVER forget!! Teeheee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just in case you wondered…I have never used the bus as a method of travel again!
It’s a woman. I’ve seen her around.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! this is in Springfield, MO. This lady use to come in the gas station I worked at all the time.
There is no reason to be a stuck up bitch.
looks like a rampaging vine
Yes..that is a woman…used to come into my store (no longer work there…thank God) and she’s not deaf..she just acts like it..believe me, if you piss her off she cusses you out quite well…and she’s not poor by anymeans..when she pays for anything she pulls out a 3″ roll of money. She owns property north of town, and just prefers to live in whatever vehicle she owns at the time…the vehicles are pile to the ceiling..I shit you not..with enough room for just her..
This lady is from Springfield, Missouri. 100% sure. We have a thread about her on another site where we’ve said the places we’ve seen her. And she lives in a van.
Ive seen her before! And indeed her nickname is the beaver lady. Ive seen her in her van. It is pilled up so high with who knows what. Leave it to Missouri to produce the beaver lady.
Ive seen her before!!! And her nickname is indeed the Beaver Lady. She lives in a van. Ive seen the van. Its absolutely packed. Shes kind of a legend in Missouri.
Yea, she’s definitely from Springfield, MO. I’ve seen her at Walmart and a nearby gas station. That IS her hair.
This lady is a customer of mine. She is deaf and dumb. She is actually a very polite person. That said, her hair is crazy and her van is so full of trash that she can barely see out her windows. The local cops call her the bug lady, don’t want to know why.
dude! that’s got critters living in it – guaranteed!
November 20th, 2009
This lady has the storage unit next to mine. She lives in her van and out of her storage unit despite the fact that she is really quite wealthy. Her current vehicle is an old brown van and it is piled to the ceiling with trash. She lives in the van and occasionally low priced hotels. When she wants to go to sleep she burrows into the trash in her van and sleeps. She irons her hair periodically thats why it looks like felted wool. It is actually melted together. The smell is awful but I can’t imagine she bathes. Someone told me that she used to be normal and have a family. She was driving her family somewhere one day and they where in a wreck. She was the only surviver. Since then she has been reclusive and grown this mat oof hair. On the one hand it’s disgusting but on the other hand I kinda feel sorry for her. Talk about letting yourself go.
Thats a man
Hair?! I thought that was a hat!!
Hair?! I thought that was a hat!!!
I’ve totally seen this woman walking the streets of Hollywood, it’s twice as intimidating in person.
She lives in her car, now kidding. I have seen it and I wish I had a picture of it to show you. It is filled to the roof with trash.
November 21st, 2009
I think they should rename the photo “Beaver Fever!”
screw the siccors we need a weed wacker for this job or even better a chain saw!!!
dont know if this is the same person, but ive seen a guy with that exact same hair at a few shows in cleveland…he made it into a little pouch to carry things in
Ha! Crazy you say? Can’t you see she’s just created the next most brilliant invention ever?:
Even forms a perfect dent for your butt.
Dreadlocks are supposed to apart, not a huge slab of skanky, matted filth. Christ, how does she SLEEP?
November 22nd, 2009
Really gross! I bet it smells!
You shouldn't go into the dressing rooms at wal-mart.
I can’t tell if this is hair or an animal.
thats the only beaver he will ever pet.
It’s the Homeless Lady from Harvard Square. Looks like she got a job, but not a haircut. Was this taken at the Quincy, MA or Lynn, MA Wal-Mart?
November 23rd, 2009
…..so easy a caveman er woman can do it
She lives in Springfield, MO and lives in her van….The van is filled with assorted garbage/items except for the driver’s seat. She doesn’t smell good and is deaf mute.
OMG! When I used to work in a supermarket, there was a guy who used to come in all the time who had hair very similar to this person. (Not as long) He had a couple of nicknames: Beaver Tail and Buffalo Bill (because the hair looks like when a buffalo sheds). And that guy freakin’ stank like ass! I can only imagine this person reeks to high heaven, too. That hair/fur/whatever is 100% disgusting! I can only imagine this person, as well as my former customer is mentally ill. If not ‘certifiable’, then s/he has some issues with esteem and anxiety.
November 24th, 2009
This must have been taken in Missouri. I have seen this lady a bunch of times and actually coined her “the beaver lady.”
November 29th, 2009
Crazy! I would have never expected to find somebody I knew on one of these sites! She is a she! And she lives in a van…so I imagine it doesn’t get washed too much. and yes, she’s from missouri.
Crazy! I would have never expected to find somebody I knew on one of these sites! She is a she! And she lives in a van…so I imagine it doesn’t get washed too much. and yes, she’s from missouri. I didn’t realize other people paid attention to her. I feel bad, because like someone else’ comment: she needs help…If this many people recognize her, instead of ridiculing perhaps we could help. Springfield is home to the Assembly of God headquarters…perhaps, they should be charitable and start making a difference in their community.
Is that Bubba’s Granma from southern WV?
November 30th, 2009
He just came in from the garden dept where he took out a row of trees.
I know this lady…. if you are out searching you can find her in Springfield, MO. She lives out of a van that has trash piled up over the windows. Not only this she doesnt speak… ever… she writes everything down. I had to help her at RadioShack… not to mention she smells awful
December 1st, 2009
This was taken in Missouri. I was trying to get a photo when I noticed 3 other girls stalking her for PoWM… Since they were there first I gave up my claim on her.
December 5th, 2009
I have also seen this woman in Springfield, MO. I can also testify that she is deaf/mute, though some has said they’ve heard her speak. That is most definately her hair. It does stink, though not as bad as I would have thought. She lives in her van and carries around a stack of fast-food napkins she uses to write down everything for people. When she stands she often tucks the mass of hair between her legs to hold it up. She also holds it in her hand as she walks. She has been known to come into one or more of the Wal-Mart stores in Springfield for at least 10 years. In all that time, she has never cut her hair. It is naturally curly so it just matted together and stayed that way. I feel bad for her, but I am totally grossed out just the same! Yuck!
July 15th, 2011
I work at Walmart and saw her about once a week in my store. I recently heard that she died in the van she was living in sometime over the winter because she had a little heater in there that caught it on fire. Very sad. She was a very unique person.
May 15th, 2012