Nope, you don’t look like a hooker at all.
220 Comments | In: Texas, Walmart Fashion
i hope those are not her kids with her..such a shame!
November 19th, 2009
I say, better swiss cheese than cottage cheese!
i hope those are not her kids with her…such shame!!
She’s like 12 ft tall……………no wonder the pants have holes in them
This site is awesome. There should be one for homeless people on the street!!!
Looking at that picture, it’s hard to say “Ho” without completing with an “le”
Now that is one leggy workin’ girl. Chic, tres tres chic.
Is that a man or a woman?
If Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse had a baby…
Now that’s one leggy workin’ girl. Chic, tres tres chic.
Cant wait to see the women those boys bring home..
Now I have seen it all – Pimpin in Walmart
Even Dennis Rodman appreciates Walmarts low prices.
Or a dude either!
is that a dude? im scared…
Wow, when did the Incredible Hulk start hooking?
Gag a maggot.
Imagine the “lady” from earlier today with the very large back breasts. . .now imagine her in those pants. Makes me very grateful that this lady at least has nice legs!
Thats a BIG bitch.!!
Is that child next to her with her? Poor kid if he is! If not, his little buddy is probably getting excited right now. I’m tripping over the metallic gold shirt? dress? more than the holy tights.I am thankful she is wearing more on the bottom half than just some butt floss!
and we thought britney spears was bad !!!! holy hell !!!
…she looks like everyone else in my school.
Good Lord. Anyone else think people dress like freaks to end up on this site? LOL
See how the one child is looking down, and the other is hiding her face? Poor kids….but they will turn out okay because they obviously know Momma is slutatious.
Is that her son or a midget pimp?
Those kids have an AWESOME future ahead of them… “Mommy issues? Nah, she was cool.” Yikes…
He’s just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Trans-Walmart-mania!!!
The poor economy shows that this is competition at it’s finest-easy access.
Wow, just wow. Is (s)he an amazon too or are those children that (s)he is standing next to? Wow!
Is that a kid next to her or a “Little person”
Its the transvestite version of Lady Gaga!!
are those her kids standing next to her? That is almost worse than the “outfit”
I’m getting a divorce and moving to Texas. If they have babes like this, I want to know which Wal-Mart to go to! Me so horny!
In the immortal words of Autin Powers:
That’s a man, baby!
Noxeema….is that you?
“Hey hun.. you have a run in your sto… oh, nevermind…”
OMG – that looks like a guy. Is it?
Better than some of the pictures I have seen here lol
I dont think they have thread and needles in the make up isle…. maybe she should ask the midget next to her
What the heck happened there?
It’s Prostitute Take Your Children to Work Day!
It thinks it lost its crack pipe in the makeup aisle, when really it just lost it’s mind.
Come to think of it, this is probably the result of trying to put on tights that are too small for size…
“Scooch it up a bit here….(RIP!) Damn! Okay, pull it up a bit here…(RIP!) DAMN! Okay, Okay, tug it a bit here…(RIP!)…not again…wait…(looking in the mirror)…heeeeyyyy! That look’s SWANK!”
Check out the height…either that’s one big b*tch, or that’s a dude! Yes, I know “it” has on heels, but those kids? next to “it” aren’t preschoolers, and those shelves in HBA aren’t exactly short!
Run and get mommy some new fishnets and a 40.
Looks like Bigfoot fucked Lady GAGA
Dear Lord – just when you think they hit the bottom of the barrel, out comes someone with a shovel and starts digging.
Is that Shaq in the offseason? LMAO
First I HOPE that’s not her son next to her, Second… who’s the chick with the flip flops on, on her other side? I hope its not her MOM!!! And yeah…. “she” does look a bit tall, even with heels on!!!
That does not even look like a female it looks like a dude! what was IT thinking!
IT’S A TRAP!
If any NFL team needs a middle linebacker…there ya go
Wow, now that the height is pointed out….makes me want to sing…
“It’s off to work she goes…!”
Sweet! See who Gary Coleman is dating now??
Look like a hooker?? It doesn’t even look like a woman!!
I think the “DNA Jury” is still out on this one….
So *that* is how some NBA stars try to avoid being recognized in public?
that’s gotta be a dude!
Must be some kind crazy X-rated circus in town.
OK, first we have to determine a gender. That is FAR from clear in this photo. I will say that he/she is certainly tall enough to make the outfit work, but not in public in front of small (or not so small) children.
“Don’t mess with Texas” LOL
If I’m going to pay money for clothes, I want to get all of them, not ratty stuff with holes.
arnt they always “bigger” in texas? what i dont get is why is she/he looking at make up, it needs to be looking for pants!
She was walking through the parking lot in her brand new skirt, minding her own business when she was mugged by a naked person who took her clothes and ruined her hose!!
C. D. Clark
How long do you think it took him/her to cut all the holes to get just the right look they were going for?
“Dude looks like a lady…”
Is this a mothball ad?
In the case of 6 year old Dante, you are the father…
Thats just wrong – Halloween is supposed to be for the kids!
that’s one giant ass hooker!
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take you around the world…and then beat your ass in a game of one-on-one.
What do you want to bet that she wore those even when she was pregnant?
Gold Lamé dress?…check.
Swiss cheese stockings?…check.
No self respect?…check.
Probably a dude?…check.
I think it’s time to require the fine people that shop at Wal-Mart to stop breeding.
Seriously? Is this a man or a woman?
No No baby that’s just pink, Mommy’s looking for Titty Dancer Pink nail polish;-)
NO SHE NOT A HO, STOP SAYING THAT. WHAT I SEE IS A WON=MAN – I THINK- THAT THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLY ASS OUTFIT. iM THINKING YES IF YOUR A STRIPPER, BUT HELL WOULD A STRIPPER EVEN WHERE THIS?
Klaatu Baratus HellNo.
@LJ– that’s a workin’ outfit, all right!
Careful, Dennis Rodman, your cause to arrest is just one hole to the side.
Is that a buck or a doe?
It takes twenty dollars to make her holler, she gets paid to do the wild thing.
CAN YOU SAY..HEYYYY..MY NAME IS BUSTED BISCUITS!
That’s a huge bitch!
I literally gasped when I saw this. Then I tended to my bleeding eyes.
HORACE!!!! GET BACK IN YER CAGE BEFORE I GET THE HOSE!!!!!
Cough* Cough* “Behemoth” Cough*
does anyone know her rates ?
That’s not “she”. That’s a “he” in tights. I dare you to check it out closeup!
Looks like he shopped at goodwill first and got his tights from the moth stricken bin! Better luck next time!
I’d climb that tree
OK AFTER CAREFUL VIEWING. 1 THAT IS A MAN 2 THOSE ARE NOT KIDS, THEY ARE ACTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH HIM DRESSED LIKE THAT.
I didn’t know that tranny hookers shopped at Walmart?!
Must be raining outside. It chased the hookers inside.
Holy Crap! Looks like the jolly gold giant next to those other two people!! Ho Ho Ho!!
What’s wrong with her heels in those shoes? Her feet look strange.
STEVE IN HOUSTON
Walmart is pimpin. Prostitutes on isle 8.
Walmart is pimpin. Prostitutes on isle 8. Low Price Guarantee
Lawgirl5, San Jose, CA
That’s no woman!
pretty desparate to go into Walmart wearing that!
Looks like Venus William at a tennis match.
This looks like the beginning of a joke….Have you heard the one about the hooker and the midget?
Is that the profolaugh… proferlactic… purrfurrslaguh… is that the condom aisle she is in?
I think many people will agree that they would KILL for stems like those! It just does kinda bother me how dresses are just barely longer than a shirt these days.
She’s shopping at Walmart so she can afford to buy the rest of her pants.
Thats a dude
How far is Wal*Mart from the White House?
DUDE… Thays a dude, dude
The front must be hole-free, otherwise we’d be seeing something else hanging out…
She’s droppin her kids off at walmart to play in the toys while she works her shift on the corner down the street…
bitchy the dwarf
I’ve heard of being a “fashion victim”, but have never actually seen anyone whose clothes seriously tried to beat them up…. and lost.
are they giving Rocky Horror Picture Show the “The Wiz” treatment? i’m curious to see Magenta…
why is he/she so tall?
Like Santa Clause says “She’s a HO, HO, HO”.
Hey, I’d bet it’s Shaq in the offseason!
I swear, men will wear anything.
I wouldn’t want any of that “vagiener”. Look what it did to his/her pants!!
that has got to be a man, wow shim’s tall!
Hooker- how bout transvestite….
Was he *trying* to not look like a hooker? Personally, I don’t think that’s what he was going for…
I have but one simple question.. okay maybe two.
1. Don’t people own mirrors?
2. Why do they all have to be in Texas. I love my state, I know some people think we are all crazy. This site is making me understand where all of the Texas haters come from.
Its is SOOOO a dude, she is HUGE! (or he is huge) what ev!
Has anyone noticed how tall she is?! This chick (I am 80% sure it is, just from looking at the picture) must be seven feet tall, at least! Oh, and she looks like a prostitute. Or, she just dresses really slutty to compensate for her freakish height.
See what happens when you put on your tights while wearing your Lee Press-On Nails??
Who would go out dressed like that with thier kids? “Honey, go look at toys while momma makes some money to get you dinner.”.
She is just gettin a little lipstick before she has to go to her WNBA game.
When did Miss J. Alexander start shopping at Wal*mart? Tyra would be so ashamed…
She should be on Fremont Street, telling guys “i do anything you want for 5 dolla”
Are you sure this isn’t a dude – look at the arms and legs!
Are we sure thats a woman?
moths…really big moths! hopefully she is buying mothballs
What? She’s workin’ it, just needs to pull the dress/shirt down.
Ok… It looks like “she” is in the makeup isle…. My question is… with fashion sense such as this should we be more happy that we are not getting the face in the shot here? I’m just guessing it looks a bit like Mimi from the Drew Carey show.
all the fish can easily escape from the holes in those fishnets
I really think everyone is wrong about this, I honestly think it’s attack of the tacky tranny runnin loose in Texas!
Look at both of those kids. They’re both hiding their faces. My guess is that they’re dying of embarrassment.
Moth problem? What makes you think I have a moth problem?
Tranny that looks better than most women in Texas.
It’s Incredible Hulking it’s way out of those pants…. figures it’s at Walmart where there are hundred cash registers and one cashier. Waiting in line probably pissed it off.
I’d hit it!
Is this side show with little people with her!!
I’m to sexy for my shirt . . . lets see the catwalk
So that’s where RuPaul has been hiding out! You betta work!
Can you say, “hot tranny mess?”
i have a feeling that is not a woman at all….
She’s thinking “did I used to like acid washed pants or to wash my pants in acid?” ……..WRONG CHOICE!
Are we sure that’s a woman?
That’s not a hooker… She’s a Lady of Negotiable Virtue!
SUGAR RAY,,,I’D HATE TO SEE THE WOMEN IN YOUR CAGE IF YOU THINK THAT,,,,,,,,,,TEXAS HAS SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,,,, YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN’T LAND ONE !!!!
Are you sure that’s a woman? Kinda looks too manly to be a chick!
She’s as much of a woman as Ann Coulter is!
Don’t make me angry! You won’t like it when shanaynay gets angry!
So never judge a book by it’s cover
Or who you’re going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
that's what I'm talkin' bout
Could it be that Lady Marmalade had to relocate from NOLA after Hurricane Katrina and she ended up in this Texa Wal-Mart?
November 20th, 2009
are you sure that is a girl? it looks like a transformer to me!
Oh dear gawd… !!!!
S/He makes me shiver with antici……pation.
holy chit batman,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Geesz.. a guy can’t stop for more “Revlon Ruby Red” lipstick on his way to his drag show without getting his picture taken…..
I’m going to have to create a new word to describe this.
OMG It’s Lafayette from True Blood
“excuse me, i need some clear polish i have a run in my stocking”
Hey JDuff .. I like this version of the song…..
“It’s off to bed we go”
‘I paid my buck”
‘now, where;s my f*ck’
Id imagine that it takes some work to get those pants on, if i were trying im sure my foot would go out the wrong hole at least 10 times before it reached its destination
This is the love child of Lady Gaga and Manute Bol.
Dad? Can I have some of that eyeshadow like yours?
girl get your a$$ back to work!
What’s the point in even wearing those pants, if they have that many holes?
I’d hit it.
I hope this ain’t Texas
I didn’t know my tranny uncle was working the walmart. I meant working at the walmart.
That is one Huge Bitch!
eh, screw you guys – she’s kinda hot….
a hooker with a bonus surprise for some really, REALLY wasted john. do beergoggles come that thick?
$100 says this is a guy!
That is MAN..man!
Thats a man.
That IS a man!!!!!! look at the feet and hands!!!
To Wong Foo,
Thanks for everything.
“Underwater” by “The Frogmen” starts to play…
this has GOTTA be a man!!!! he/she’s taller than the whole rack, it’s at least 7 feet!!
Looks like Dennis Rodman is on the loose again..
November 21st, 2009
that bitch is a man
Now THAT looks like Lafayette!
Is that even a woman
I saw someone dressed like this once. It was even worse though when I saw it. The girl I saw dressed like this was in the EIGHTH GRADE!
Tour Guide Barbie
Connie….is that you, gurl?
November 22nd, 2009
Connie, is that you gurl?
Connie…is that you, girl?
World’s Scariest Drag Queen
eye pollution…..but a hookas got keep her lee press ons on point
holy 50 foot hooker batman!
I’m a cop. That is a hooker. Look your fill, people. I see it every day.
Glad i dont live in texas……..What the heck is going on down there?
looks like “Osama Bin Shoppin”
November 23rd, 2009
I’ll wait for the movie where Sandra Bullock adopts it.
Who knew tripe could be dyed and worn as stockings? Not I.
November 24th, 2009
Are we absolutely certain this is a SHE?????????
My worst fear when shopping is that I will end up on peopleofwalmart.com – apparently she sees that as a high aspiration.
November 25th, 2009
thats got to be a dude!
HOOOLY CRAP WHO LET THE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS WIFE OUT TO SHOP?!?!
November 26th, 2009
November 29th, 2009
Giant hooker attacked my Mothra. New at 11
December 1st, 2009
Dayumm, only in texas….
P.s. i live in texas.
December 4th, 2009
it’s michelle obama
makeup is the least of this womans problems. she is in the wrong isle.
December 6th, 2009
my eyes my eyes my eyes!!!!!!
December 17th, 2010
Is that even a woman ?
September 14th, 2011