I bet she is using like 75 Bumpits and she looks like a hammer, which is pretty sweet.
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I got $20 says she shows dogs….probably Pomeranians.
November 19th, 2009
How does she see anything with that hairdo?
Is that a Shih Tsu on her head or is she just happy to see us?
She’s probably the reason the ozone has depleted! Can you imagine how many cans of Aqua Net it takes to hold that sucker up?!?
bitchy the dwarf
looks kinda like a Pekingese to me.
I hope this was taken underwater…its the only explanation
It looks like a dog is humping her head.
is that Lady Gaga?
It’s like Benji is trying to eat Bea Arthur’s head…
I’ll bet she’s buying fabric so she can make another hairdo!
Wow! How does she even get in her car to go anywhere? I bet she has her show dogs hiding in there…
Certainly this cannot be real…..
Can it? Can it????!!!!!!!!!!!
She kinda looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz, and you know that Fire scares that hell out of her!
She looks like that lady from Facts of Life… no seriously… google it. the hair is just a little more extravegant.
And Another Thing
I think one of those pillows behind her exploded. She must have used her Lee Press-On Nails to handle it, and WOOF!
looks like a pile of pillow stuffing
Looks like Lady Gaga in 20 years . . .
If her hair looks like that after she does it, imagine what it looks like when she wakes up in the morning….
Great balls of yarn!
“Talk aout having your head in the clouds”
She works at Walmart in the fabric department and this is her Halloween costume, right?
all that hair would make a lot of wigs for locks of love. she should donate.
“Didn’t your mother tell you not to hold in a sneeze?”
Goddamned Humidity! Messed my ‘do again!
“It’s not a tuma”
“The volcano is no longer dormant, it’s spewing ash clouds”
I bet she had this hairstyle in high school.
I love big hair
That’s not her hair. That’s the latest in handbags — a HEAD-bag. I’ll bet she carries her wallet, credit cards, cellphone, car keys, rain coat, umbrella, etc. in there — and it keeps her hands free.
I’ll see your $20 and raise you $10… she shows poodles and you know one of them has the same thing on it’s head.
Oh, I get it. She lives in Hawaii and they’re expecting a tsunami at any minute. It’s a flotation device.
Hopefully she isn’t going to walmart’s eye doctors for a vision test. I bet she would fail with flying colors.
I hate how this site is begining to be such a staged event now. Sure, its still embarasing for the people who do it. But I loved how we caught the natural freaks out there. Now we get freaks that just want to be on here.
I wonder who she lost a bet to.
Lady Gaga in 50 years?
How does one even have the dexterity to achieve such a style? Must one call on the hands of others to help???
Both of my Poodles are missing. Last seen on the Kona coast.
So this is what Lady GaGa will look like in 20 years. Poker face and all.
Finally, we have the answer… Walmart is where Lady Gaga gets those crazy outfits!
Warning: No smoking or open flame within 100 ft.
How can she even see with that poodle on her head?
Dude, I sat next to this lady on my flight from Oahu to Kauai! Everyone knows her, and not necessarily by her hair.
Let us pray she did not drive to the store and is not driving home again. What box do they check on your license for “too much hair to see–corrective hairdo required.”
There’s the Elephant Woman.
Looks like Dolly Parton had an m80 go off in her wig!
I wouldn’t be surprised to find a couple of birds living in that nest.
Taking out multiple vehicles in the Walmart parking lot and abruptly “parking” her car into the side of the building, Thelma was in an urgent rush to take advantage of the roll-back prices on fabric, all the while forgetting to remove the airbag from her head…
Holy Jesus Christ! WTF?? Who DOES this and goes out in PUBLIC?????
Rule number one, never shoplift anything bigger than your hair.
Looks like she’s hiding a thankgiving turkey under there… security!!
She loks like that martian in disguise from Mars Attacks!.
DON’T MAKE FUN OF LADY GAGA’S MOM LIKE THAT! it’s disrespectful!
WOW – Ivana Trump shops at Walmart ?”? WHO KNEW!
OMIGOD!! What IF she’s an…..EMPLOYEE!!!!!!???????? *faints dead away*
it’s a built in umbrella!!
Let’s hope she doesn’t go to the movies or sporting events. Can you imagine sitting behind her?? She needs two tickets! One for her seat and the one behind her.
You can see her from space!
I’m gonna take a wild guess that she isn’t to fond of hats.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
I was going to say it looks like she had “Buckwheat in a leg lock” but then I realized the hair was on her head.
This is your hair on DRUGS!
“The bigger I make my hair, the smaller my butt will look!”
no back boobs
I think it’s a relation to Dolly Parton.
It looks like she was in the shower one day and while using her loofa thought to herself, ” Hhhmmmm………. I think my hair would look good if it looked just like this! Wonder if I could pull it off? “
Betcha she could just take her hair and weave it into fabric instead of having to buy pre-made fabric….she’d have enough to cover a HOUSE!
I bet she has a100 show dogs at homes and they all groom each other
Wow, she really knows how to Rock a Pony
Robert Smith of the Cure went blonde?
That’s the biggest albino black widow I’ve ever seen in my life!
It’s Lady Gaga’s mother!!!
That is crazy !!! never seen anything like it!
Looks like she lost a fight with a cotton candy machine! LOL!
Who bleaches that mess? The EPA should cite her for polluting the water every time she bleaches it out, and then pollutes the air with all the hair spray. Do they have trailer parks in Hiawaii? If so hers must be a double wide.
It’s Lady GaGa!!
Is that an albino black widow trying to mate with the back of her head?? WHOA!
Why would anyone go to so much trouble to make themself look so damn stupid?
I bet her mirrors all have a thick film of aquanet and so she doesn’t even know her hair looks like this.
Poor Myrtle, always wanted to fit in with her grandkids and their anime, always tried too hard.
I wonder if she claims that thing as a dependent on her taxes.
That’s not really her hair, it’s a bolt of tulle that she’s stealing.
O dear! That’s just wonderful. yep, I bet she shows dogs. It’s like the 101 Dalmation ‘People Look Like their Dogs’ segment.
How does she maneuver that thing around?
Take a close look at her face…. It looks like she’s wearing clown makeup. If she would just dye her hair black, it would be the perfect example of that black cloud over your head all of the time.
shes really wiggin out….
Talk about a comb-over!
Even Lady GAGA shops at Walmart!
She’s gonna need 40 yards of fabric to make a scarf for that head of hair…
Lay that Hammer down!
I had a doll like that when I was a kid. Press a button on her back and out pops twenty feet of cotton candy hair just like hers. Awesome!!
I could of guessed
She looks a little like Dolly Pardon in the 60′s !
Someone PAALEEZZE tell this woman to go get a hair cut !!
I wonder if she can catch a breeze with that hair…Mary Poppins 2009
PUMP UP THE JAM!
Actually that is not her hair ,its where she keeps her left over white sheer fabric. Next week she will have blue added to the pile
OMG!! it is Tammy Faye on steriods!!
One thing is for sure…no air bag is needed for this lady if she gets in a crash.
Star Trek Called. They want their over-grown tribble back!
I came here to say it, but the first comenter beat me to it! LOL.
Whatever breed, she’s got a dog that looks just like her hair!
Can anyone say “Lady Gaga”? I thinks she is a Lady Gaga wanna be. . .but gone terribly wrong.
Nobody light a match around her! It’s likely to blow up
Dolly Parton on a very BAD hair day !!!
is that beth chapman???
I could probably live off her hair spray bill.
She will need to stay away from the dog pound when that thing comes into heat!
Little miss bump-its sat on a tuff it. combing her locks of hay. along came a stylist. that sat down beside us. And frightened miss bump-its away!
It seems Lady Gaga has been sighted @ Wally World.
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAMMERTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i couldnt resist…lol
What’s on her nose? Goodness knows she didn’t get a tan on it!
That hair would make Donald Trump jealous! He’d want to buy it and set up condos in it.
Haa haa… Ok I got one
“The lost character from Rocky Horror picture show… Lets do the time warp again!!”
as dolly would say “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap”…so that’s why this lady is shopping at wal-mart, she saves her money for more “important” things (hair spary, hair bleech, hair combs, hair pins, hair dress….oh no wait)
to be sure this was some sort of Halloween costume!?
WOW! Where’s Dog and the rest of the gang?
You have GOT to be kidding me. WTF is wrong with her family that they don’t clue her in on how absolutely ridiculous her hair looks?!
This must be Lady Gaga’s mother. And I thought she was the only one scary enough to have weird hairdos.
I have neck cramps just looking at her! How much you think that hair weighs?
Geez I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains?
You know those things they sell on TV that you put under your hair to add the appearance of volume? I think she’s using about 50 of those.
That is most certainly a most rare and exotic bird to be sure.
WOW!…ok so where exactly IS her face?…exactly…Can you say FROSTING?…yeah go frost yourself!
she looks like Republican cotton candy!
Yikes! Her hair exploded! Looks like a kernel of popcorn!
Loreal number 135, check
cheap fabric for doggy & me dresses, check
make powm .com…..
This chick needs to get with the woman with the beaver-head do lunch and find themselves a nice therapist/salon or something.
OMG!!!!!!!! Is she 4 real? Looks like shes about 2 take off!!!!!!!!!
Wonder who can hold more in their hair, her or Marge Simpson?
OMG- What is it?!!!!!!!!!!
I need 3 yards of this blue fabric, I’m making a new hair bow!
Where is PETA when you need them?
You found Phyllis Diller!!!!!!!!!
It looks like someone put a My Little Pony on her head and electrocuted it.
OMG! It’s Gilly’s sister!
that look like a big ass spider
Yikes! Her hair exploded like a kernel of popcorn!
she looks like a can of biscuits that exploded.
reminds me of my step mother
wait! i just had a flashback of the sheepdog on those old looney tunes cartoons…she has to hold up her bangs the same way to see if the wolves are stealing her sheep!!!
…Lady Gaga in 50 years
edward scissorhands “the revenge”
There has been an ad in our local paper for about a year about a lost cat, I am now sure it is hiding in her hair.
Oh my God…. Mom??
she looks like a character from The Muppet Show!
Lady step away from the Flock of Seagulls albums.
Lady Gaga going shopping for her next music video outfits
She looks like a character out of Coraline.
Dolly shops at Wal-Mart?1?!
I wonder how much junk she was able to steal I mean cram into that hairdo! And I wonder how many cats she has, she looks like a crazy cat lady.
It’s “Gilly” in her blond wig.
You don’t go out like that unless you are going to Walmart in hopes of someone taking your picture……..desperate people do desperate things!
isn’t this about the 6th time this person has had their weird hair do taken and posted here? I think they are the ones with the last laugh.
Where does she get it done? Someone needs to get her to intervention
Someone’s bumpit addiction is out of control!
Is that lady gaga????
You evil bastards. This poor woman is clearly being mauled by a beast and no one is helping her.
So this is what Lady Gaga’s mom looks like
Makes you wonder what her other hair-sites look like.
This is the famed “Elephant Man” hairdo
100% truth – i saw this woman in Hawaii – this is real
heaven only knows wut the grill looks like!
Here is another pic of her.
I dont know about Hawaii, but Im pretty sure it is illegal to drive in the lower 48 with hair like that…..
The circus must be in town cuz I see cotton candy!!
looks like she used a hand held egg beater to fix her hair…
I Love everything about her!
Thar she blows!
Gahhh… Who needs periperal vision!!! It’s not like you need that to drive or anything, and it’s not like anything is going to creep up and attack her… Oh wait sh*t, it looks like something already has!!
don’t worry people! she’s buying fabric to make a headband…all will be tamed soon!
hmmmm is that Tammy Fayes stunt double?
We saw this EXACT lady at the Lihue airport (Kauai) four years ago. She was quite the site in person! http://www.flickr.com/photos/dustinbing/416661794/in/set-72157594200871711/
Come on y’all … clearly it’s the DreadfulLock Guy from earlier. He read our comments, went and got his hairr “did” (cut and bleached). Shaved put on some lipstick, and now he’s buying material to make a new outfit.
Give him an “A” for effort.
The brown shirt was the give-away … ;o)
It looks like a cloud sh*t on her head!
WTF?!? Does she really think this is a good look?
OH MY GOD. I’ve seen this lady in real life.
Yes, that’s her real hair. She’s the wife of some guy who I think was the mayor of Kailua-Kona, Kauai.
I took a picture of her when I saw her and showed it to my friend who’s from Kauai. That’s how I know who she’s married to.
She looks like she is trying deperately to be Lady Gaga
Apparently Lady GaGa shops at Walmart for her hair extensions. I guess she’s going extravagant with blue next time…
Apparently Lady GAGA shops at Walmart for her hair extensions…by the looks if if she’s going extravagant with blue next time…
Looks like someone got carried away on the yarn isle.
This is Lady Ga Ga in 30 years.
If we got “Gilly”, “Angry Beaver” and this woman together, I think we just might have the genesis of the Westminster Human Show…..
Looks like a biscuit can when you leave it sitting out for too long then the top blows off…..
She puts Amy Winehouse to shame.
Cotton candy anyone?
Oh…… now I get it!
She ran out of room in the shopping cart, so she was just using her head to carry the ballet tutu she was buying for her grandaughter.
Walls Of Fire!!!!!
WOW!!!!! Lady Gaga has really let herself go!
I think she’s hidding BALLOON BOY in there somewhere….
Perhaps Lady Gaga is shopping for a new outfit.
Debbie Harry is coming back with Blondie Xtreme
Dudes and dudettes, that is not hair; some neighbor kids attacked her with Silly String as she left for the store this morning. Poor, poor lady, always picked on by the evil neighbor kids….
This IS for real, she looks like that all the time. (Or equally as scary with one of her other wigs!!!) I hope she enjoys her 15 minutes of fame LOL
Wasn’t she in the B52s?
Got her head stuck in the cotton candy machine at the fair!
She’s buying fabric for her 3 year old daughter’s beauty pageant costume.
I <3 Chris March.
How in the hell does she drive with that hive on her head?
How in the hell does she drive with that beehive on her head?
Anybody got a light?
John Merrick’s mom for sure.
It looks like she has 10 yards of that yellow tulle netting stuff balled up and precariously perched on her head! I wonder if her “hair” will be blue next week after she arranges the new bolt of fabric she appears to be purchasing.
Seriously, she could make a killing as a drug mule. Then she could have hair to match every outfit. How many lbs. do you think she could hide in there?
That’s shoplifting hair…she has a ham hidden in it.
I was behind her in security at Las Vegas Airport in October 2006. She had to be “wanded” due to the hair. We asked TSA if this was normal and they told us she came through every week and had to do special screening due to the hair. She flew LAS to DFW that day and her hair was wider than the seat.
I think she is that woman on the Christian Broadcast Network. Sometimes her hair is pink.
I think that she is that woman on the Christian Broadcast Network. Sometimes her hair is pink and violet etc.
she is from Russia and in Russia, hair brushes YOU!
I think that she is the woman on the Christian Broadcast Network that sometimes has her hair pink or violet etd.
I bet she is shoplifting and hiding stuff in her hair!
November 20th, 2009
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Looks like a giant loofah attacked her head…
If you order now we will throw in the Dolly Parton bump-it for free, you just pay shipping and handling.
hey,i’d poke it,,,,,,,,,,,
I am baffled…what mode of transport does this bitch use, hot air balloon? I can’t think of any land-roaming vehicle (perhaps a convertible…without a head-rest…but even that’s pushing it) that could fit that monstrosity in.
Props, though, very haute couture.
That is awesomely bad. 80′s hair bands can only wish for that hair!
Could it be the Elephant Man in drag?
This is definitely from my hometown Walmart. I’ve met this woman. She’s had that hairstyle for year. Who knows why. But in her defense she is a very nice person, very caring, and very involved in helping local charities and community programs. No dogs.
Its Dog the Bounty Hunter incognito trying to nab a perp…
OMG she killed Benji!!! And she’s wearing him on her head!
OMG she killed Benji!!!
Now I know why they call it a beehive. Must be a colony in there, huh?
is it just me or does it look like a giant piece of popcorn
Isn’t this Lady Gaga??
I’m sure this is one of the ‘Halloween’ pictures, but I cannot figure out what the costume would be? I’m liking albino black widow and piece of popcorn from these posts…..
She looks like The Elephant Man made out of hair, or maybe she’s a human providing animal habitat.
Just Me and My Opinion
That is actually a cuttlefish in camo, he is sucking out her brains!
I Drank What?!
Oh HELLLLLLL NO I used to work with a lady that stood her hair STRAIGHT UP…THIS puts that lady to SHAME LOL
I got $100 that says this is all her REAL hair! It’s not the 1st time I’ve seen an older woman try to pull of what she thinks is a cool do, only to have it backfire on her head!
I didn’t know Lady Gaga was a Wal-Martian. That explains EVERYTHING!
maybe she just put her finger in an electrical outlet and got the shit zapped outta her….
They would still need to roll her in flour…
I bet her hair smells like mothballs…
I didn’t know Lady GaGa shopped at Walmart.
Its dog the bounty hunters wife lol
Is it Dogs wife lol
OH MY EYES
Looks like some of that wedding veil material fell from the top shelf and a little is stuck in your hair….oh never mind.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick…
I swear that I was on a flight with this woman 5 years ago leaving Hawaii. You don’t forget hair like that.
I sat next to this woman on a hawaiian airlines flight. I kid you not. It was her. And if you think her hair is something you should see her eyes. I saw her coming down the path and thought “Dear God in Heaven the spiders are eating her eyes.” I thought it was some kind of sick wrap the spiders were working on her head. I.do.not.kid.
November 21st, 2009
I know what that is, she picked up that wig (if it’s really a wig) cheap because it had to be a reject from the Dolly Parton collection.
Please tell me that was for Halloween…
She’s on her way to the dance so she can do the shag
she looks like lady gaga in the older years
The real life inspiration for the song “Beauty School Drop Out”
Lady Gaga decided to drop by Walmart and pick up the fabric for her new clothing line… Now located in Hawaii.
“I am not an ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEEEEEING!!!”
looks like she was in an explosion at the mattress factory!!
Her hairdo makes her look like The Elephant Man.
Is that’s what they call doggie style?
it’s not her hair that is the problem some witch doctor shrunk her head and now it makes her hair look huge! poor woman……….
Wow, I’m going to have to get some hairstyling tips from her! How does she keep the frizz down in that humid Hawaiian air???
November 22nd, 2009
OH MY GOD!! My mom and I (Californians) went to Kauai for a week last December and we chased this lady all over Costco (spy style) taking pictures of her! So glad someone caught her in Walmart!! Too funny
At first I wondered why she would need all that material, then I saw the hair and thought, “I wonder what hair eats?”
I’ve seen this lady around the island for years. She is for real. When I first saw peopleofWM website, I wondered how long it would take.
I’ll bet she’s hiding a Tommy Gun, an umbrella, a lamp, and feral cat in that ungodly atrocity she calls a hairdo.
its lady gaga 30 years from now…
November 23rd, 2009
A clear case of a Botox misfire. Instead of paralyzing her face, her hair follicles were transported into a state of suspended animation when the doctor “ooopsed” during her injections.
“Well Hello Dolly-Yes Hello Dolly- Its so Nice to see you back where…….
If Carol Channing had a daughter with a beehive…
November 24th, 2009
Is that a new way to bring in your pets now?
this picture made me laugh harder than any one i’ve ever seen on here i think. omg!
i think it needs more volume
November 25th, 2009
this lady used to buy fabric at joann’s in lasvegas all the time and she is scarier in real life!
If that is her ‘goin’ to Walmart’ hair, its scary to think what her ‘goin’ out on the town’ hair must look like!
November 26th, 2009
I’ll bet there’s a huge hole in the ozone layer above her house from all of the hairspray use.
I know who this woman is!!!! She lives on the island of Kauai in Hawaii. She actually dresses like this EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! She’s married to a former Kauai police chief and actually loves her looking like this. I’d heard about her for a while and then I saw her driving by the market. You have to see her face too. It’s like a China porcelain doll. She wears real white makeup and then draws her eyebrows in, dark black eyeliner and red lips.
That being said, she actually holds a very high position with the Kauai buildings and planning committee.
November 28th, 2009
i find this extremely hard to believe that it isn’t a wig… its GOTTA BE..
November 29th, 2009
Now THAT’S a brain fart!
Carol Channing wants her wig back, she is doing a revival of Hello Dolly and really needs her wig.
November 30th, 2009
You have got to be kidding me. That can’t possibly be for real. I’m speechless!
how do these people look at themselves in the mirror and decide they are fit to leave the house??? good god
December 3rd, 2009
Its Lady Gaga!
December 4th, 2009
October 12th, 2010
I have seen that lady before at the WalMart on Kauai!
October 28th, 2010
She’s had that hairdo from b4 gaga was born!
July 6th, 2011
She’s buying that BOLT of fabric to cover that hair-don’t… I’m for individuality tho. Props! lol Hawaiins are a strange bunch.
September 29th, 2011
I used to live on kauai, and this lady does her hair like this EVERYDAY she also does not raise show dogs. I think she runs a restaurant.
December 30th, 2011
Have mercy! I cannot believe somebody actually took her pic! She’s real alright….Yep, on Kaua’i . Don’t let her crazy wigs fool you. She’s one of the smartest , and NICEST lady back home. Her husband is actually a former F.B.I agent liason or something. She’s also my older sister’s class mate. I’m 41 now…went to school w/her daughter. She’s always worn those ridiculous wigs. But a beautiful lady with a beautiful heart!!
June 11th, 2012