How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans?



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Excuse me ma’am, if you want to head back to automotive we can have that spare tire fixed up in a jiffy.

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How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans?, 8.9 out of 10 based on 32 ratings

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  1. Hot Tea

    That is a serious case of “muffin-top”!

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  2. Athena

    Oh…dear God. Does she think that looks good?

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  3. Gahhhhhh

    I almost wanna see how that’s even possible.

    ….almost.

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  4. Grizzle

    Holy shit, thats a muffin top that would make a skinny person fat.

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  5. OneLove

    this looks painful

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  6. Kristen

    That poor kid has a rough life ahead of him

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  7. brienne

    all I can say is, holy hell.

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  8. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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  9. Matt

    How do you button those pants? I mean … it doesn’t seem physically possible.

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  10. TheKillingwords

    It reminds me of one of those Flintstone Push Pops gone WAAAAY wrong!

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  11. Doug

    Oh. My. God. Are you kidding me?????!?!?!? I’ve seen muffin top before, but this takes that to an entirely new level!!!!

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  12. Tom

    She needs just a TAD bit more vaseline to get it all in there…

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  13. TheanThean

    She probably gained weight when she had her kid, but didn’t want to admit she got bigger and didn’t buy new jeans. Totally understandable, but next time wear a longer shirt to cover your tummy.

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  14. Amanda

    This dishonors all Virginians…

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  15. Rainbow

    Damn! Don’t these people own mirrors? I’m sure they sell them at Wal-Mart.

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  16. Cassandra

    Costco size muffin top!

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  17. I think she accidentally put on her kids pants…

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  18. David

    Those jeans are pretty damn strong.

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  19. Abbz

    LOL…the muffin is cracking!!! Some people just don’t care…*smh*

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  20. Yo

    What U gonna do wit all that Junk all that junk inside yo trunk?

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  21. Yo

    What U gonna do wit all that Junk all that junk inside yo trunk?

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  22. ouiouigirl

    I can still fit in my pre pregnancy jeans!!! Watch me!!!

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  23. samantha

    Wow! I would hate to see that from the front!

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  24. Mad Mary

    LOL! Muffin-top? More like the whole damn bakery!

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  25. BitchyTheDwarf

    she needs to upgrade to a station wagon ‘cuz her current trunk ain’t big enough for all that junk!

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  26. BF

    The motion blur only makes it worst…I can see it moving in my mind! It’s so much worse!!!!

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  27. LH

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no! That’s a spare tire from Gravedigger if it ever was one.

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  28. jean

    I love how all the banner ads on POWM are for weight loss products.

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  29. Amanda

    How does that NOT hurt?? I mead daaaaaaayum.. She must have broke her mirror at home.

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  30. SusieQ

    Oh crap, not only does she need a front end alignment….. She needs her her rear differential lifted, and take away a few of the spare tires….

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  31. WOW,THATS INTERESTING,GOIOD QUESTION THOUGH.. HOW DOES SHE,LOL

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  32. Chalupa

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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  33. BF

    The motion blur only makes it worse…I can see it moving in my mind! It’s so much worse!!!! Make it stop!!!!

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  34. Autumn

    Aww… c’mon. Those are her PRE pregnancy jeans. She’s just showing off what she used to get little JR.

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  35. FAAAAQQQQ

    How the….I mean where the…..Ummm…..who would…Umm…I’ve got nothing!!!!!

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  36. Stooge

    I guess she’s never heard “Crack Kills.” Sadly, I think her purse is bigger than her pants. Maybe she should wear the purse and carry the pants!

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  37. allyson

    more disturbing, where are the underwear??

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  38. Scrubmyeyesout

    That’s like a Costco-sized muffin top! Good grief! How is that even possible?

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  39. WOW,THATS INTERESTING,GOOD QUESTION THOUGH.. HOW DOES SHE,LOL

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  40. Kathy

    Someone’s in some serious denial here.

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  41. Annabanana

    Who needs love handles when you can have the whole damn suitcase?

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  42. dee

    Thos are probably her sons pants.

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  43. Loony2nz

    I don’t comment on any of these photos..I just laugh most of the time.
    But(t) this really forced me to say, “WTF!?!?!?” I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or toss my cookies. I think it’s impossible for the human body to do all 3 at the same time. I think I’ll resort to bleach in the eyes.

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  44. Jessica

    That defies the laws of physics!!!

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  45. Doctordeal

    How many jars of vasoline to get into those!?

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  46. Amy Lynn

    Oh wow… I mean, I have some love handles and a little bit of a muffin top (thanks kids) but that is… That’s just… It’s so bad I can’t even find the words for it. She needs to find some different pants ASAP. Lowriders are NOT for her! How does she gets them on?!?!

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  47. Kim

    Um… are those spray on jeans? Cuz, I don’t possibly know they can be real and zipped….. the artist must’ve gotten ‘tire’d and stopped just short of the crack in the canvas….

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  48. brienne

    Um..she doesn’t.

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  49. RickRussellTX

    On the next episode of Fantasy Island!

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  50. Q

    Just because you can close the button on a pair of pants after struggling for a half and hour does not a size 10 make. Just a bit of advice from one fat chick to another…

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  51. Timberman

    Lots to hang on to there….

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  52. Starz

    Oh my gosh! does she not have a mirror?

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  53. mike k

    What ever that is it had to grow into those jeans.NO way could you pull them up,zip and or button them.

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  54. BigGuy

    Those pants are so tight a fart couldn’t escape

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  55. Miranda

    Imagine the pain and how much work it took to get those on. Simply laying down and then buttoning them WOULD NOT work in this situation

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  56. Amy

    Pencil Holder

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  57. Patrick

    I’d hate to see what that looks like from the front.

    Merci, Madam, I see your bearded clam.

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  58. Eric

    I bet she got about 20 black guys’ phone numbers that day

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  59. Awww, she forgot her belt or it popped off!

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  60. Sherri

    Spare tire, muffin top, love handles, and plumber’s crack? You really can find it all at Wal-Mart!

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  61. crystal

    a) How is she walking without tripping all over herself b) how is she going to sit down anywhere in those!?!

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  62. Angela

    Reminds ME of those Pillsbury rolls bursting out of the tube. Eww…just nasty!

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  63. Kay

    Clearly, you DON’T fit all of that in dem jeans!

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  64. Hvnscyld

    She aint got no a$$,unless she put on those pants and it fell out the top.

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  65. Kristin

    “wow! I can’t believe I can still wear the jeans that I wore in 8th grade! As long as I dont sit down, bend over, or fart, everything will be okay!!!”

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  66. Anna

    I bet you she must of jumped from second story window to get into those pants!

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  67. dwall

    stopped at walmart before heading to the plumbers convention..

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  68. Dale

    giant muffin top, massive @ss crack, pulling a kid standing in a cart. what a classy chick. what’s worse is no sign of panties.

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  69. ckisokay

    Looks like the levees are about to go!!

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  70. Missy

    Obviously she’s in denial. She thinks she is still her pre-baby size 10 and not post-baby size 18.

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  71. Cracking up

    Where’s the G-String?

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  72. jess e

    Holy eff…..why do people insist on wearing clothes that are 3 (4?) sizes too big? If she upgraded a few sizes she wouldn’t look so huge…ick…

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  73. court

    Ok, so I think a lot of these photos are funny, but this one is just completely disgusting! Why the hell would anyone walk out of their house like that? I’m surpised they didnt kick her out of the store. YUCK!

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  74. k-bReEzY

    HOW MANY CANS OF CRISCO DID SHE BURN THROUGH 2 GET IN DEM JEANS

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  75. nedrey

    seriously????? really?????

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  76. Jules

    In my office, we call that an “Otis Spunkmeyer” muffin top. Seriously….it looks painful…you would have to know this was wrong, wouldn’t you?

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  77. Bebe

    200 pounds of junk in a 10 pound trunk.

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  78. Julie

    She must of been buying more pliers and lube.

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  79. pooh

    Size 0 jeans in a size 20 ass.

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  80. Dede

    That’s beyond “muffin top”! That’s “Jiffy Pop”!

    (And it looks PAINFUL – there should not be blood when you undue your jeans!)

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  81. TOYMAN

    Her can of biscuits exploded.

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  82. Liz1388

    Arrest that woman for Full Back-al Assault!

    I cannot figure her figure. It stretches my credulity beyond all limits.

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  83. jdredd

    Makes you miss the days when a fashion mistake was a visible panty line

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  84. jess e

    Holy eff…..why do people insist on wearing clothes that are 3 (4?) sizes too *SMALL*? If she upgraded a few sizes she wouldn’t look so huge…ick…

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  85. Jen

    sadly i have seen a far bigger muffin top over pants like that. Just cause it “fits” does not mean your rolls look good hanging out for the public to see.

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  86. Brian

    I’d still hit it.

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  87. Snarky

    They do sell jeans at Wally-world…..perhaps she should have stopped by the clothing dept. That would be the WOMEN’s dept….not the toddler’s.

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  88. Aneorexic

    WTF is wrong with her! There is no way she doesn’t realize that all of that is hanging out! Damn, I just want to know how she even got those on, I just can’t figure it out.

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  89. B

    Thanks to the motion blur I can see it moving in my mind….trust me….it’s so much worse!

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  90. D.J.

    WHAT.THE.FUCK! O_0

    I’ve been looking and laughing for months but THIS has me posting for the first time!

    SQUEEZING herself into those jeans HAD to somehow involve physics the likes of Einstein himself had yet to discover!

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  91. Jesse

    Did she have them made onto her, or what? There’s no way on this Earth she “put” them on…

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  92. saguine pear

    That’s not a muffin top… that’s an entire bakery.

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  93. leroysmomma

    I’m pretty sure she accidentally put her Sons pants on… Maybe they got mixed w/her in the wash….

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  94. Smoo

    Levi’s only guarantee’s the denim in their jeans up to 400PSI….so she is flirting with disaster…ohh…Molly Hatchett may have a new song out of this!!

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  95. Bri

    No worries…that’s just her personal flotation device.

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  96. Mike G.

    I’d hit it.

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  97. Tom

    She looks like an open roll of Pillsbury biscuits!

    Hey Poppin-fresh!!

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  98. bobnh

    The fact is she DIDN”T fit all that in dem jeans. She is way beyond a “muffin top”.

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  99. Melissa in NoVA

    Come ON. Seriously. When she buttoned up or zipped up those jeans, she knew it wouldn’t cover her butt. Disgusting. I just wish some of these ass clowns would find this page, see themselves, and give us all an explanation for WTH they are thinking.

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  100. TJ

    I dare somebody to put a quarter in her ass and pull her arm, then yell JACKPOT!

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  101. Jenn

    It’s Spongebob on laundry day!

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  102. Jonesy

    Umm……..wow, thats all I got

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  103. lolatu

    she’s all “I can still fit into the jeans I wore in high school!”

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  104. Courtney

    Thats more like a “PILLOW TOP” rather than a “muffin top”!!!

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  105. signal

    I guess a little Crisco and a running start got her into those jeans!

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  106. Lacey

    A friend of mine did this a lot while we were growing up. There is a BIG difference between fitting into a pair of size 6′s and “Squeezing” your ass into a size 6.

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  107. Woah! that’s amazing!

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  108. Leslie

    What I want to know is why no one seems distressed: Those jeans are obviously screaming for mercy.

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  109. Then were out of Jordache when she bought them so she had to settle for Widea$$… Hip Huggers of course….

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  110. Andrea

    If she looks that bad from the back, I don’t want to see the front.

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  111. ROFL

    If she farts, those pants are going to explode.

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  112. Eric

    Those chips you have in that bag aren’t going to help you fit into those jeans any better . . . idiot.

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  113. jp

    There is just nothing to say about that disaster! To even leave the house looking like that, please give your 5 year old her pants back, PLEASE!!!

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  114. Bard

    I think she is in denial about what size pants she actually should be wearing!!!

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  115. Carla

    Stretchy pants or Weight Watchers. Make a choice.

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  116. Having Nightmares

    That’s someone who is delusional.

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  117. Nathan

    Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do!

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  118. AAAAAA!

    All things considered large and disgusting from this site, at least she’s not wearing pink, she’s not wearing a thong,she’s not wearing a pink thong!!

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  119. NOSHEDIDN'T

    That’s what happens when you try to fit into your “pre-kid” jeans.

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  120. TokenBob

    I was unaware that you could put liposuction on layaway too.

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  121. LC

    Muffins anyone?

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  122. Andrea

    So…..there’s no mirrors in her house?

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  123. Kelly

    Bitch going to the federal penitentiary for trafficking in several pounds of crack. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!

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  124. JiNxX

    you all know why she’s not actually pushing the carriage? because if the button on her jeans pops off it’ll go through her son like a bullet.

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  125. Gunther

    She’s exactly three Cheez-Its away from a pants-plosion which will blow that child into another dimension.

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  126. BytchEPoo

    lolatu – that’s exactly that I thought!!! I have never seen that on a woman – ever!
    Her jeans are thinking, “WTF did I ever do to her?!?”

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  127. Snarf

    What are the odds there’s a butterfly tattoo on her lower back?

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  128. JC

    I see your hinney…all white and shiny. You’d better hide it, before I bite it!

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  129. laughing

    Is that even comfortable?

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  130. Anonymous

    What I don’t get is how can this person not feel that these pants don’t fit? Doesn’t she feel that they’re too tight, or not sitting properly? Doesn’t she feel the breeze on her ass-crack back there? It just boggles the mind, it really does.

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  131. Jules

    Muffin top? That’s an Otis Spunkmeyer muffin top.

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  132. jibjab

    How… how did she do that?

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  133. zoe

    See, I can still fit in my pre-baby jeans!

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  134. MA

    How can she breath!?

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  135. theowner

    that looks like where Cthulhu is hidden at R’lyeh all the dimensions are impossible

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  136. RA

    I’ll be nice. I’m assuming she quit working to stay at home with her kid, and they can’t afford a new pair of jeans on one income. The jeans fit her before her pregnancy – she CAN’T have bought jeans that fit that poorly!

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  137. Mark

    that is wrong, just so wrong.. those pants are kids pants, they aren’t even long enough.. those aren’t low rise, she was shopping in the kids section.. get a life, get a clue!

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  138. Donk26

    OMG If thats what the Back looks like Imagine the front! OK NO do NOT imagine the front, I did and now I shall go bleach my eyes! HAHAHAHAHA

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  139. Shae

    Dear god people fit and tight are NOT THE SAME THING!!!

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  140. Doug

    Really?!? I’ve seen muffin top before, but this takes it to an entirely new level!!! I’m having a hard time even understanding how she got into those jeans…

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  141. CheeseHead

    I visit this site on a daily basis. Every day I think, “Wow, now I’ve seen it all.”

    But nope, everyday there’s some other Walcreature to top that last.

    We definitely need to chlorinate the gene pool and we should start with the folks that walk around with their ass hanging out of their pants.

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  142. Bunker Bob

    Whoa !!! That is as far as they would go up?
    And still wear them anyway!

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  143. Ina

    how the hell she button them!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  144. aprilbug29

    Call 911-this is the most serious case of muffin top I have ever seen in my life. When those seams rip I can’t imagine what’s gonna come out!

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  145. Oregonienne

    How the hell did she get the zipper up? With a winch?

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  146. Ina

    Wait i know! she using a rope to tie them together. and poor boy he’s gonna see this one day and be like dear god mother!!!!!!!!!!

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  147. CJ

    This is what denial looks like.

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  148. Dianne

    She’s probably convinced herself that all her clothes shrink more and more each time she washes them.

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  149. Droo

    New meaning for “hour glass figure”

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  150. Photographer

    wow i’d hate to be the person or mirror in the room when she unbuttons those things YIKES! EVERYBODY DOWN!

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  151. Gabrielle

    oooh my god.
    That’s a (big) fail. How did she put those jeans on !!

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  152. Val

    Are you f-ing kidding me? Seriously? I can’t believe she even got into those pants. How can she breathe?

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  153. JIMMY

    HOW DID SHE GET THE PANTS BUTTONED?TIED ROPES TO TWO ELEPHANTS AND SMACKED THEM ON THE ASS

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  154. Jack

    Uhhh, no, ma’am, nothing in that size. Have you tried Omar the Tentmaker?

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  155. Carol

    I don’t think there are veggies in that bag….a muffin perhaps.

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  156. Mandilynne

    thats not muffin top…thats mushroom top

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  157. Shannikity

    It’s like a frog pulling on a pair of Barbie Jeans…

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  158. Benderu

    I’d love to drop a 20 dollar bill in front of her and see what happens when she tries to bend over!

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  159. Smokey

    did she put on the kids pants?

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  160. Concerned Citizen of Reality

    I guess she believes it hurts to be pretty. She doesn’t realize you shouldn’t hurt internal organs to be pretty. Plus it shouldn’t hurt the viewing public whlie she’s trying to be pretty!!! That’s just SAD!

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  161. Momma sure was packing the goodies on this trip to Wal-Mart!

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  162. adlyia

    Geez…. Come on, guys. I know we all have to sleep with something like this. Okay. I’m no exception. But for god’s sake, quit telling them that they are sexy! If they are stupid enough to ask that question, then tell them the truth. Man up and take the hit. Sleeping with it is one thing; but for the sake of the rest of us, quit telling them that they are sexy! Please…

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  163. AssCrackOfDoom

    God help the person in front of her when that button lets go….

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  164. Alright everyone, seriously, I was just trying to beat the Black Friday shoppers and had to borrow my little sisters jeans…gimme a break.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  165. ric

    She’s in denial.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  166. Sarah

    She’s a murderer! as soon as she unbuttoned those jeans the fat rolled back to its place which then caused an earthquake, which then caused the collapse of more coal mines

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    November 23rd, 2009

  167. Bucky

    I hate when people scream “Photoshop!” when they see a picture that seems to defy the laws of physics, but in this case I’m begging, nay, pleading, that this is fake. Please, dear God, let this be fake.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  168. NCMAMA

    Now THATS what you call a busted can of biscuits!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  169. Celtic1888

    ‘Honestly honey…I don’t think you look fat in those jeans’

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    November 23rd, 2009

  170. ChickyChickyTaTA

    her muffin top runeth over ….

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    November 23rd, 2009

  171. Fox

    This is the perfect example of “just because you can zip them up, doesn’t mean they fit”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  172. Shawn

    Omg ! Does she have MOM or a FRIEND that could’ve told her NO!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  173. Jennifer

    Seriously?? She can’t feel the air on her buttcrack? Why did she steal her son’s pants? She went shopping, she could have bought something in her size off the clearance rack and looked better than this! That poor child doesn’t know it yet, but his momma is a serious piece of white trash. How sad.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  174. yikes

    Help me, help me, I’m being squeezed to death.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  175. She’s gonna make make make you scream… make you scream make you scream!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  176. Canadian_JamieAnne

    I want to know where this girl’s bestfriend is. She should be shot for allowing her friend to walk out in public looking like this!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  177. SuzD

    WTH??? That is just W R O N G. Those pants are at least 4 sizes too small – come on now!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  178. Paula

    I didn’t know they made lo-riders in that size !! Oh, they don’t !!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  179. Jax

    Questions is:How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans?
    well, she didn’t, its hanging all over the place…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  180. Sharon

    Those jeans must fit the child and since mom “had an accident” she had to steal the baby’s pants. This is more than my stomach can handle!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  181. David V.

    That’s a lot of crack to spackle!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  182. gooeyduck

    She has got to have some serious upperbody strength to get those pants fastened. LAWDY! I wonder of the pants are made of neoprene or something??

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    November 23rd, 2009

  183. Daniel

    Hasn’t she heard of Apple Bottoms?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  184. dennylou

    Relax…PAM will help you pull it off (and put them on).

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    November 23rd, 2009

  185. realitycheck

    Did she Not feel the Breeze???

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    November 23rd, 2009

  186. Lisa

    Its the pillsbury dough boy’s wife!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  187. Tinkertrish

    Looks like a slot machine to me!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  188. piesmama

    I haven’t seen that much junk since ‘Sanford & Son’!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  189. Pamela

    OMG .. that’s just nasty!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  190. sarah

    She should enter that muffin top in the Guinness Book of World Records.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  191. Brooks

    OUCH! I bet her feet are blue! That looks down right dangerous!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  192. John

    “…And partner, there’s a tiger in them tight fittin jeans…”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  193. Mary

    That is just WRONG! If she didn’t have anything to wear, she could have put on a black hefty bag skirt. That would have looked 1000 times better than this train wreck.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  194. Gail G

    OMG! Gives a whole new meaning to “muffin top”!!! Yikes!

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  195. pickels

    The question is, did these jeans ever fit her.

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  196. Jackie

    That’s no spare tired. That’s a damn F-150!!

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  197. Brooks

    OUCH!!! Bet her feet are blue and cold!!!

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  198. cwgrl

    She’s got a major “hangover”!

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  199. Meri

    I’m a big girl myself. I know how to put on pants that fit me–even if I have to admit I wear a size 20. The pain of admitting that I wear a large size is like ripping a band-aid off. It’s gotta be NOTHING compared to trying to yank oneself into those jeans, not to mention having your circulation cut off… maybe she’s trying to cause that area of her body to get gangrene and fall off?

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  200. WalMartSux

    uncalled for

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    November 23rd, 2009

  201. Yllwgt2001

    She is trying to wear hip huggers, RFLMAO. They sure are huggin those hips. She has created a higher up plumbers crack. Hip huggers are for skinny chics, LOL

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    November 23rd, 2009

  202. dosbabymama

    Look! I can fit into my pre-pregnancy jeans!

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  203. Stephanie

    The only thing better than laughing at this picture is imagining how the HELL she got into those jeans!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  204. Awkward

    Why?? If you’re shopping at Wal Mart, buy cheap pair of jeans that ACTUALLY fit!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  205. William Okerstrom

    What’s more disturbing is that I don’t even see a thong under those jeans. That’s gotta hurt!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  206. Debraw

    Have you ever wondered what it would look like to suck a golfball through a garden hose? I have a pretty good idea right now…..

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    November 23rd, 2009

  207. wowsah!

    I’m afraid to see what she looks like from the front O_o

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  208. My eyes burn

    Is it possible that a denim anaconda is swallowing her legs first?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  209. OldDog

    For our safety, please invest in a set of clearance lights and turn signals, ma’am.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  210. meany ninny

    Why isn’t there a frontal!! I need to know if her gut is hanging over her too small pants.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  211. Sgt. Friday

    Who says you can’t fit the toothpaste back in the tube? But this is an example of why we shouldn’t.

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  212. reggie

    I want to know the brand of those jeans, ’cause that’s some tough denim. I wouldn’t want to view the collateral damage when those suckers explode.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  213. Rach

    “shaking head” Who are these people? I have never seen anything at all like that up north… Thank the gods

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    November 23rd, 2009

  214. MuffinMan

    omg I *LOVE* muffins!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  215. Bullz

    1 shart out of her and 1.2 million in merchandise and 150 lives shot to hell…keepp your fingers crossed and for god sake, nobody startle her!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  216. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OMG that is nasty!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  217. Deray

    “Y’all remember those jeans I luuuuved in high school? they still fit meeee”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  218. LadyBlaze

    I take it those were pre-baby jeans!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  219. Honesty

    Someone lied to her if they told her that was attractive. SAD, tell her the truth she needs to buy bigger pants.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  220. Cece

    C’mon, really? Does she really think that looks good? Really?

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  221. Lilly

    What happens when she sits down?

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  222. cyn

    She honestly can’t take them off. She’s going to be the next weird news like the obese guy dying in his chair ’cause he couldn’t get out or the lady who’s butt grew around a toilet seat.

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  223. Asta Hill

    There’s no ROOm for a thong, apple bottom jeans-no … carrot bottom …
    I agree with whoever said she literally grew into the jeans, she’s obviously been wearing them constantly since she was 12 years old.
    And lmao @ major hangover

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  224. Chris

    oh….my….word! those have to be a good 5 sizes too small! holy crap

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  225. KoolCat

    ummm….this isn’t even right. When you are looking into a mirror and you see that much of you a** hanging out and think what the hell ill where them anyway…that is when you know you will basically do anything for attention in the world.

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  226. Teeg

    Oh, that’s just wrong…. How in the world is that comfortable???

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  227. Meli

    Wow, she looks like a snowman. A REALLY CREEPY snowman.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  228. I guess I won’t point out that this bitch is fat. Then maybe all you Large Marges won’t hose my comment. Yes, let’s pretend she’s a real hottie…

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  229. dogbar bill

    I can’t do anything but laugh at this one. If I was to see that in person, it would be instinct to point and laugh at it.

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  230. Maro

    Low rise anyone…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  231. Ted

    The idea you can’t get bigger than your pants. I think we can conclude this myth busted.

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  232. jasy

    Is that her butt crack, or just her back fat squished together?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  233. Damnnn

    I’m actually quite impressed that she managed to button those suckers. WOW. I mean, and I thought getting my jeans on was difficult sometimes…

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    November 23rd, 2009

  234. Amanda

    Spongebog Square pants?

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    November 23rd, 2009

  235. nikki

    LMFAO!!!! she outta be ashamed of herself!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  236. djk

    please tell me there is a new pair of jeans in that bag!!!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  237. goocenn

    Bitch’s muffin top look like a damn bull-frog belly.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  238. Marty

    “You’re going to need a bigger boat”

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    November 23rd, 2009

  239. MsQuote

    How in the world does she walk in those jeans??? It looks like a physical impossibility.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  240. piesmama

    Women like to wear their boyfriend’s jeans……this doesn’t work out so well when he happens to be a midget!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  241. G man

    Looks like her hips are migrating up to her neck

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    November 23rd, 2009

  242. just me

    10 lbs ‘a taters…3 lb sack…nuf said.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  243. Ashley

    Fat people need to learn how to dress. If I wanted to see that nastiness, I would be fat.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  244. SilverMoonFox

    someone needs to bite the bullet, but on the necessary safety features (as she will probably try to attack) and let her know she doesn’t fit those anymore (if she even did in the first place) and if she continues wearing them they may explode! Literally!

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    November 24th, 2009

  245. Hannah

    well that pretty much defies like 50% of the laws of physics

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    November 24th, 2009

  246. Lisey

    guys go easy on her. her kid is only like 18 months. it’s still baby weight and she is wearing her pre pregnant pants…

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  247. MaryD

    Aren’t there still laws against indecent exposure?!

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  248. Sock_Puppet

    Either she is in a phase of denial that I can’t even remotely comprehend, or she’s wearing those jeans to prove a point — the point being she can still get into jeans she wore when she was 12.

    There is no way on earth she can possibly sit down ONE MORE TIME in those things. When she tried to get out of whatever vehicle she arrived in, she’ll be naked below the waist.

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  249. Rex Morgan

    Lookout! It’s gonna blow!!!

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  250. Dazed and ...

    But of course she tells all her friends… I wear the same size jeans as I did in high school.

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  251. Mclovin

    Doesn’t she feel a breeze?

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  252. Ro

    Hillshire Farms…GO MEAT!!!

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    November 24th, 2009

  253. pittybo

    OMG..This woman is a magician ! She made her butt disappear!

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  254. Sock_Puppet

    I’ve heard of “hip-huggers”, but these aren’t anywhere near her hips, and they’re still hanging on for dear life.

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    November 24th, 2009

  255. No questions the pictures are so awesome here, but I like the humorous comments of all the people here so much more.

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  256. luvmesomepow

    At first I was disgusted at the sight of her in those uhhhh, jeans, and then I realized that she’s got a child….WHAT!!!!!???? Someone had sex with THIS!

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  257. MarchHare

    this woman needs to be told that her waist isn’t located at the top of her thighs but is actually about 12 inches and 4 whole sizes straight up.

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  258. Twins Mama

    Holy guacamole!

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  259. war eagle

    Notice Jillian Michael ad next to her photo? Trying to tell her something, heh. Alabama might not be so bad.

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    November 24th, 2009

  260. OMG!!

    Do you think she looks at people and seriously says..”I fit in the jeans I had before I had my son”. Then wonders why people snicker after she says that?

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  261. Damian74

    No, words, can, describe. They should have sent a poet. A drunk, methed up, bipolar, literate poet. I have nothing.

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    November 24th, 2009

  262. sundevil2008

    PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!

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  263. frequentflyer

    get that kid some saftey glasses befor her button pops and he loses an eye!

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  264. freezin28

    yea, think of the children, their eyes are right at button level, looks like that could blow anytime now…

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  265. LJ

    TAKE COVER! SHE’S GONNA BLOW!!!!

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  266. Debbie Housewright

    Can’t that poor kid be placed with a nice foster family?
    Hopefully she won’t wear anything like this to a future parent-teacher conference.

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  267. hc

    bet she bought the crisco she used to get into those jeans at walmart..get a friend, i mean a friend wouldnt have let her go out in that right?

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  268. Spot

    Being too big for one’s britches is supposed to be metaphorical.

    I wouldn’t want to be in the vicinity when those seams fail.

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  269. Erica

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the hell does this happen?

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  270. lol gross!

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  271. NO_im_not_serious

    It’s a trick. That’s an amputee woman sitting atop robotic legs.

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  272. DeeDee

    Skinny Jeans are all the rage right now, but I think there is a requirement of choosing a pair that are 2-4 sizes smaller than you “think” you are and wearing a shirt that you can barely squeeze your head through.

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  273. FormerWalmartian

    I know it sounds almost unfathomable, but I’ll wager she left the house thinking she looked hot. Never underestimate the power of self-delusion.

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  274. Superfly

    LA Legs with an Oaktown booty.

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  275. OMFG

    A rare appearance of the “Reverse Hourglass” figure!
    You’re all just jealous.

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  276. coolbrian

    Are those stone wash jeans circa 1989 lol? Probably the last time she actually fit in them.

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  277. Vicki

    Honestly what was she thinking? Did she wake up in a strange house and put on some other person’s pants? Does she think she’s looking sexy? Maybe she just doesn’t give a damn.

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  278. Kelly Burke

    Those jeans fit you….. 50 POUNDS AGO! Come on! :/

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  279. 4 words:

    de lu tion al

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  280. Linja

    ..makes me think of sausages.

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  281. Ro

    HillShire Farms….GO MEAT!!!

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  282. Flabbergasted

    The overhang has gone beyond spare tire size and into the realm of barge fenders.

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  283. Alicia

    The silver lining (?) is that if she keeps wearing her pants like this, chances are that, whether due to health or aesthetics, she will more than likely NOT be reproducing any longer.

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  284. SUPER DUPER MAN

    She’s part of a magic act. You’ll never notice the card manipulations once you get an eyefull of ‘all that’.

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  285. Copymistress

    It must take HOURS for the seam, zipper and waistband marks to fade from her skin after she peels these off. Seriously, Ive heard of bootjacks to help get cowboy boots off-what the hell tool does she have to use to get THESE off?!

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  286. Copymistress

    I just realized how these are staying up-spraymount!

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  287. SUPER DUPER MAN

    You fools, she’s not even wearing any jeans, that’s just paint and a tight blue belt tied halfway down her butt!

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  288. cougar

    she’s using an industrial strength bungee cord to hold up “dem jeans”. stay classy!

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  289. Nolwen

    She is suffering from self-image distorsion. Thinking she can still fit in these size 8 jeans….. More like size 20!!!!

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  290. Summer

    Certain things should not be sold in certain sizes.

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  291. Summer

    say no to crack

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  292. Fred

    There are love handles, then there are armrests ….

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  293. Mark

    That’s not a muffin top. That’s a mushroom cloud. Looks like she is trying to fit in the same size pants as that kid of hers.

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  294. BamBam

    Okay,just because “technically” you were able to get ‘em on,doesn’t mean you should leave the house wearing them.I realize,you’re reliving the “skinny days”.But,honey…those days have since passed you by,long long ago!!!

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  295. betsy c

    i’m in shock…how in the hell did she manage to get them on…or even zip
    or snap them.. you know that’s gotta hurt….NASTY!!!!!!

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  296. Theresia

    It’s going to explode!!!

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  297. B_Radley

    I think Missy and Zoe are right – those are her pre-baby jeans. She appears to be one of those women who think pregnancy is a great excuse to gobble up the contents of the entire all-you-can-eat buffet. And she is oblivious to the fact that she is still carrying around the extra weight.

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  298. Freak Speely

    It’s like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. It just won’t happen, lady.

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  299. Ashley Dykes

    Like my momma always said, “Just because you CAN wear it, doesn’t necessarily mean you SHOULD.”

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  300. Mrs. Watkins

    She asks: “Does my ass look big in these jeans?”

    He replies: “No, dear, your ass makes those jeans look small!”

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    November 24th, 2009

  301. Oh my Lord, I found where they hid Bin Laden.

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  302. Sean

    how does she breath you ask?i think she breathes through that ass crack

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  303. niki

    Thats no muffin top, thats a pound cake!!!

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  304. I feel for her husband, to catch that in the buff? She looks like a chef’s hat from the waist down.

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  305. Marzemel

    HONEY! Living in denial will not make you look better in those size 6 pants! No one will judge you if you walk out of Lane Bryant with pants that fit you.

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  306. deb

    i mean, i love sponge bob square pants as much as the next person but COME.ON!

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  307. jovsgposj

    does that even qualify as a midriff?!

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  308. wycked_wyccan

    I realize her inner child is a size 2 but her fat is a 22.

    STOP SHOPPING AT THE BABY GAP! ffs.

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  309. LMNH

    Her natural waist is a good 10 inches from the top of those jeans. I’m sure she just buttoned the jeans underneath the over hang of her stomach.

    How she doesn’t feel 3 inches of crack, I don’t know. I’m no skinny minny but I wear clothes that fit me and that I’m not suffocating in. I can only imagine the internal organ squeezing and the crotch ache from jeans that tight.

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  310. Six

    There are no words that can describe.

    How in the hell did she get them on?

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  311. Kerry

    I can only imagine what’s hangin’ out in front.

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  312. Jake the Fake

    She’s gonna need the Jaws of Life to get out of those.

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  313. Reuben Kincaid

    I just threw up out of my mouth. A lot.

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  314. nellie

    Has anyone tried to imagine what happens when she gets to the car and sits down? TMI (too much imagination)! I wonder what she did that she is punishing herself for!! OUCH!

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  315. Bubbajo

    she either was rolled into the bed of a truck or she walked there cuz theres no way she sat that ass down in a car!!

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  316. Lace

    DAMN!! Shes making sure no one gets in her jeans again…including herself

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  317. jafo

    I’m voting for the “reverse Demi Moore airbrush mishap” and leave it at that.

    The alternative is too gruesome to consider.

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  318. thatotherguy

    throw a snuggie over that thing before someone gets hurt!

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  319. ErisTheFairest5

    No see, those are the latest push-up pants to enhance your cleavage.

    Coin slot? You could drive a whole armored truck full of cash down there.

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  320. Andy

    That muffin top takes the cake.

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  321. subarugirl

    Apparently levi’s buttons are TOO strong…

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  322. Sean

    That has gotta be the worlds strongest zipper

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  323. LaBelle1979

    With jeans that tight, she’s got to have extremely poor circulation

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  324. Trudy

    You know,… I’ve squeezed my butt into some pretty tight jeans before, but I almost want to ask this woman how on EARTH she managed to get those on and keep them on. As someone said, it seems to defy the laws of physics.

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  325. Bella

    She’s delusional thinking she can wear a smaller size….she probably tells everyone she’s a size 6.

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  326. Delorentas

    that doesn’t look comfortable at all and how the hell did she not feel a breeze.

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  327. Erin

    That is more than a muffin top. . . That is a COSTCO muffin top!

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  328. jafo

    There should be Serious Consequences for going out in public like that.

    Oh wait. It’s WalMart.

    Never mind.

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  329. RY RY

    NOW I KNOW WHERE MY STOLEN SPARE TIRE WENT ON MY HUMMER!!!!!

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  330. Geraldine

    All I know is, I would never want to be standing in front of her. Because when that front button pops off (and it will!), someone will get seriously injured (“She’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”)

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  331. j_masterton

    The night before she was watching that SATC episode when Miranda fits into her skinny jeans again, I guess she decided to put down the B&J bucket before empty and give her old skinny pair a go in the morning… Voila, tres chic!

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  332. 1234567 Everybody in the club go to Seven ELEVEN

    It’s to keep the blood from pooling in her legs. Most pilots think they have to have a regulation g-suit, but this girl realized you can just wear tight-ass pants. I’d advise you to call her captain if you are speaking to her face.

    She’s the second craziest astronaut, btw. The first, of course, would be that diaper lady. She isn’t an astronaut anymore, though. But you can’t wear diapers in pants like this, obviously. And… you really don’t need them, because those pants create a seal, man.

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  333. David L

    She has to be miserably uncomfortable. Like serious pain. Why do this just buy clothes that fit or lose weight. There are at least two options to alleviate this painful problem.

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  334. the Queen

    WOw! So the Large Houdron Collider did work!!! She has managed to bend time and space and collide matter producing anti-matter!!!

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  335. the Queen

    Wow! So the Large Houdron Collider did work!! She has managed to bend time and space, collided matter with matter and produced ANTI-MATTER!!!

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  336. Diadhaire

    Hence the warning-stay away from crack!

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  337. Katrina

    “Honey, I can’t believe I can still wear a size 9 after having 3 kids”

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  338. yoew

    omg….i have no idea how she managed to get those to close or stay on…im seriously trying to figure out a way but i just cant! did she have 10 people help her?????

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  339. adlyia

    To my fellow men out there: I understand that we all must sleep with something that looks like this. We don’t like, but we accept it. But for goodness sake, please quit telling women that they look sexy when they look like this! It only encourages this type behavior.

    If they ask that question, just man up and take the hit. We’ve all been there… With wives that look like this… We don’t like, but we accept it. Just quit telling them that it’s attractive. It only makes them do stuff like this.

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  340. James Smith

    I think she wrapped her boobs around and tucked them in the back

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  341. Oliver Clothesoff

    Good Gooka Mooka!!!!! This on is almost as bad as the woman with the four boobs. She’s 95% of the way there, but not quite as disgusting.

    Everyone has been commenting about her waist, but check out her legs. Those jeans are packed as tight from the beltline down to her ankles. Maybe she has low blood pressure and these jeans were medically prescribed by her doctor to stop her blood from pooling in her legs.

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  342. Um ya that is going to take more than a “jiffy”

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  343. Don

    That is THE grossest shit I have ever seen.

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  344. :o) Gotta Love it

    OMG! I didnt even know that was EVEN possible to do that with your body or with clothes! I think i have officially seen it all – No one can never tell me any different now!

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  345. ric

    That’s what’s known as getting a quart into a pint pot.

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  346. Guapo

    See what a headstand, a tow strap, some duct tape, 10W-40 and a winch can do for you. And I’m thinkin’ she didn’t want anyone to see her panty line.

    lil’ Eminem is thinkin.’ “Damn, now I gotta’ go face the world with this ……”

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  347. Andrew

    The only explanation is that she hasn’t removed the pants in 4 years and she is slowly expanding around them…..I have seen trees do the same thing to fence posts!

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  348. Tiffany

    Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  349. rudeomatic

    What an odd creature….A woman with two waist.

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  350. Vegan Tea

    Physics is telling me this is not possible…yet here I am sitting and staring in amazement while a size 18 woman fits into a size 8 jeans.

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  351. Rachel

    That’s not a muffin top, it’s the whole damn tray!!

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  352. Frank

    Her Jeans are so tight, it turned her backfat into an asscrack

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  353. not time to give up those maternity clothes just yet! this is sad…

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  354. deanbrew

    She can’t wait till tight jeans go out of style. They’re killing her. No, really, I think she’s suffering internal organ damage.

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  355. Grossed Out

    There is no way this could happen unless she MEANT to get on here. She woke up that morning and said, “I am going to get my 15 minutes of fame today, even if I have to be a Wal Creature to do it!” Those poor jeans; they will never be the same again.

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  356. simon

    it looks like an airbag has gone off in her jeans

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  357. Randers

    If that’s what the sides look like, I’m guessing there’s massive gunt in the front…

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