November 22nd, 2009
Help Wanted
We are now accepting applications for someone to replace the member of our PoWM team who is in charge of reviewing photos, he looked at this picture without warning and immediately jumped out a window.
Alabama
Help Wanted,
269 Comments, Comment or Ping
At first glance the bikini top looks like the worst of this picture. Then I looked lower………………*shudder*!
November 22nd, 2009
At least we don’t have to see the bottom half! ::shivers::
November 22nd, 2009
Is that a top and bottom camel toe?
November 22nd, 2009
yikes!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Who DOES that?!?!?!
November 22nd, 2009
Enforce the no shirt law people!
November 22nd, 2009
my god….i will have to be the brave one and step up to the plate so others will be saved
November 22nd, 2009
dixie dumplings…
November 22nd, 2009
Why?! Why do people continue to do this to the rest of us!? That’s horrid!
November 22nd, 2009
Slinky, slinky, everyone loves a slinky…but not these two.
November 22nd, 2009
I think Ted Nugent had her in mind when he wrote “Thunder Thighs”.
November 22nd, 2009
One would need hazard pay to review most of these pics.
November 22nd, 2009
she shouldn’t even walk out of the house to get the mail while “dressed” like that…sweet jesus, what is wrong with people?
November 22nd, 2009
I hope she is having his baby….
November 22nd, 2009
I will not be eating for a few days now!
November 22nd, 2009
I think she is pregnant though
November 22nd, 2009
I think that instead of using the black bar to cover her eyeys, they should have made it a tad bigger and used it to cover her body instead.
November 22nd, 2009
Ladies, this picture just proves that no matter how homely and pear-shaped you are, somewhere out there is a guy that will fuck you.
November 22nd, 2009
that is the worst FUPA i have ever seen. i think i just threw up a little. Fuck WalMart
November 22nd, 2009
look at the guys bleach blonde hair
November 22nd, 2009
I’d hit it…. with a brick.
November 22nd, 2009
Well at least she doesnt have a tat that will sag when she is an old lady, and yes she is mad because I am with the guy in front or her. Id do him
November 22nd, 2009
He’s paying for her Walmart breast augmentation surgey. (They had a coupon)
November 22nd, 2009
Sometimes I have nightmares where I forget to put clothes on in a public place. Apparently, she doesn’t.
November 22nd, 2009
A swimsuit top, tight jeans and bad hair out in public; has she lost her freakin’ mind? I thought the South was more classy than this?!
November 22nd, 2009
Why are her boobs so disproportionate to the rest of her body? The top half of her body doesn’t match the bottom. Is she pregnant? Or going through menopause since she obviously thinks it’s 105 degrees in there.
November 22nd, 2009
don’t they make one-pieces anymore?
November 22nd, 2009
I’d hit it…WITH A MACK TRUCK!
November 22nd, 2009
SOMEONE LIED to that woman. THAT IS NOT OKAY
November 22nd, 2009
I believe the risks involved in accepting that job may be too high. I’d never be able to get life insurance!! How did she get those shorts on?
November 22nd, 2009
bringing sexy back!
November 22nd, 2009
Please advise where we can send cash to the family of your now deceased photo reviewer. He died for a worthy cause.
November 22nd, 2009
I think we have the picture of the definition for the word ‘gunt’
November 22nd, 2009
Head to toe HOT MESS! The eight inch roots on that Clorox bleach job, bitty saggy titties, muffin top w/a basketball size GUT stuffed into a fifteen year old girl’s jeans … NOT CUTE. This look just screams “INFECTION”.
November 22nd, 2009
SWEET JEBUS!!! I was so hypnotized by the depths of her belly button, I almost didn’t notice her roots!
November 22nd, 2009
OMG!!! What was she thinking walking out of the house looking like that!!! THAT IS NASTY!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
That is NOT a pregnant belly. It’s just fat.
November 22nd, 2009
She is in Walmart. Therefore has access to 1. Haircolor 2. Shirts 3. Pregnancy Pants that don’t strangle your unborn child. Yet….
November 22nd, 2009
Or did he have an epileptic seizure and fall through the window?
November 22nd, 2009
I believe I just threw up in my mouth a little.
November 22nd, 2009
What! Why would anyone go out dressed like this?
November 22nd, 2009
Somebody buy a Snuggie and give it to her.
November 22nd, 2009
That is one nasty gunt. Cover up!
November 22nd, 2009
That is really digusting!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
If you don’t got it, flaunt it.
November 22nd, 2009
Saggy boobs and a gut — This is precisely why tankini’s were invented.. Cover those UP!
November 22nd, 2009
jumped out a window? I WOULD JUMP THROUGH A WINDOW!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Wal Mart needs to train its staff to helpfully direct people to the shirt department.
November 22nd, 2009
omg this is my home state so embarrassed. LOL
November 22nd, 2009
EEEEeeeeewwwww! It hurts me just to look at those jeans. Jesus Christ, ouch! Bet she got em in back in 1985. Damn, besides being ugly as all git out, those have gotta hurt! Alabama, I feel for ya. There’s just too many great Walcreatures down there.
November 22nd, 2009
Mirror, mirror on the wall..
Oh wait! She doesn’t have one!
November 22nd, 2009
Since you are not using the bleach for your hair any more, can I use it for my eyes please!
November 22nd, 2009
That’s hot for Alabama (if she has most of her teeth.)
November 22nd, 2009
No shirt, No shoes, “Problem!”
November 22nd, 2009
I can’t believe people really go out in public looking this way…guh!
November 22nd, 2009
“Honey, does this outfit make me look fat?’
He must be the greatest liar on earth!!!
November 22nd, 2009
I’d hit it
November 22nd, 2009
Funny to think…They covered up HIS whole face….Probably the shame!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Just because it comes in your size does not mean you should wear it! Thank GOD not everyone in Alabama looks like that.
November 22nd, 2009
Is it me or does she have no teeth?!?
November 22nd, 2009
OMG that is one HUGE Moose knuckle………………. LMFAO!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Wow. I just had a baby. This makes me feel like I can wear anything in public. She does it, why can’t I???
November 22nd, 2009
If she lost all her excess weight, she’d have no boobs at all!
November 22nd, 2009
Now I know why Wal-marts has a no picture takin policy in them stores.
November 22nd, 2009
How on God’s green earth can ANYONE go out in public looking like the pictures posted on this website?????
I have a few extra pounds … and when I go shopping, I make sure I’m dressed! I may not dress like a ‘million dollars’ … but jeans and a nice shirt/blouse are my attire – with everything covered and with no chance of ‘anything’ showing …..
Some of these pictures really make you wonder …….
November 22nd, 2009
To my fellow men, I beg of you. Please quit telling women that look like this that it is attractive. Or that it is okay to go out dressed like this.
Just do us a favor and take the hit when she asks the question. Just take the hit..
November 22nd, 2009
Okay okay, most of the fat women you but on here are pretty awful, but COME ON, this lady isnt THAT bad.
November 22nd, 2009
General rule of thumb is you have to remove your water-filled hip waders before entering the store.
November 22nd, 2009
she wore ans itsy bitsy teeny weeny ugly way too small bikini, and everybody puked at wal mart todayyyy
November 22nd, 2009
You gotta love that smirk on her face….she knows she is hot.
November 22nd, 2009
She is Old Enough to know better
November 22nd, 2009
ew shit.
November 22nd, 2009
One word: FUPA
November 22nd, 2009
Here’s what happened…
It took her 2 1/2 hours of struggling to get the jeans on, when she finally succeeded she didn’t have enough energy left to even bother with a shirt.
November 22nd, 2009
one hell of a F.U.P.A goin on! LMAO!
November 22nd, 2009
What in the world could she be possibly smiling about? Do I want to know? Probably not =/
November 22nd, 2009
Oddly enough her face doesn’t match the rest of her body. So if she’s only looking at herself from the neck up she probably thinks she looks pretty skinny and is rockin’ that ensemble….
November 22nd, 2009
To follow up…
I understand that we all have to sleep with something that looks like. That’s okay. Just cowboy up and get r done. But for goodness sake… quit telling that this looks good! Just stop it…
November 22nd, 2009
One great reason that I do not shop at Wal-mart!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t see her screaming brats though.
November 22nd, 2009
Don’t any of these people have mirrors? How could anyone think that looks good?
November 22nd, 2009
In the name of all things sacred…is that a gunt that women is trying to show off?
November 22nd, 2009
you know this was a 2 pc originally, with a thong bottom…..so guess what’s under the painted on jeans….
November 22nd, 2009
Shouldnt this be on bunts.com.
November 22nd, 2009
Ehh…I’d still hit it.
November 22nd, 2009
Remember on Family Guy when Meg was trying on clothes at the mall and the salesgirl screamed, set herself on fire and jumped through a window? It’s like that.
November 22nd, 2009
good grief… why am I not suprised about this picture….
November 22nd, 2009
just ’cause she’s in bama, THAT IS NO WAY AN EXCUSE.
November 22nd, 2009
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! DON’T THEY SCREEN THESE PEOPLE AT THE DOOR?!?!?!?!
November 22nd, 2009
sad part is… she probably thought she was hot… and strutted herself all over walmart with pride… thinking “dang….. i could have any one these here walmart boys!”
November 22nd, 2009
Only in Alabama!
Wanna bet that she has a car setting in the front yard on cinder blocks? Even though most of the “winders” are broken out, her “young ‘uns” still like to play in it.
Whats for dinner tonight? Vienna Sausages, of course.
November 22nd, 2009
I’d hit it too, Phillip.
November 22nd, 2009
Sweet home Alabama!
November 22nd, 2009
I want to know where they get pants that fit the bottom and thigh area, and fit the waist. We’re talking a good 20 inch difference. And by fit, I mean she probably had to put them on wet, then let them dry.
November 22nd, 2009
Check out the 2-tone roots on the pear shaped woman! How many months between the home hair coloring kits??
November 22nd, 2009
pretty sneaky….just in time for thanksgiving….she is smuggling a butterball …..a clever distraction with the bikini top….no doubt the friction from her thighs has begun the slow roastin
November 22nd, 2009
wow….maybe I can put this on my fridge during the holidays so I can have a goal of what I DON’T want to look like next bikini season!
November 22nd, 2009
Most drag queens have better taste. What happened to this one?
November 22nd, 2009
Meryl Streep let herself go.
November 22nd, 2009
Looks like she put those jeans on fifteen years ago and decided to leave them on for the rest of her trailer-trash-life.
November 22nd, 2009
I’m sure there was a time when she looked appropriate in that bikini top … like in the sixth grade in 1976.
November 22nd, 2009
OMG HOT GHETTO TRASHY MESS.
November 22nd, 2009
If THAT is a pregnant belly, she is killing the baby inside with that jeans waistline.
November 22nd, 2009
I like big butts
November 22nd, 2009
those danglers would feel good wrapped around my engorged member
November 22nd, 2009
Now I know why Wal-Mart no longer sells ammunition
November 22nd, 2009
People keep saying she’s pregnant? Maybe if she’s carrying triplets…… one in the front and one in each hip!
November 22nd, 2009
I dont understand why people think its ok to be out in public like that.
November 22nd, 2009
just be glad you werent there at the beach when she took off the shorts!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
This is just awful. Can u say yeast infection? Gross.
November 22nd, 2009
Why back their face out these people go out in public and dont cover their face or anything else people for that fact,They are just out right nasty now Wal Mart needs some type of policy
November 22nd, 2009
He lets her dress like this outdoors so the other guys WILL stay away!! My…woman..? What ever, dude.
November 22nd, 2009
I don’t see a ring on that finger, fellas! Looks like a road trip to Alabama’s in order…
November 22nd, 2009
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
November 22nd, 2009
AS bad as this is, THIS made him jump out the window? OK this might have been the final straw, but after pink cottage cheese butt, ‘ol back titties, and red’nblack mohawk from down the page he was due to bring in the AK-47 in to work anyhow
November 22nd, 2009
I love the natural two-tone hair, classy!
November 22nd, 2009
heavenss sake! its winter time put on some clothes
November 22nd, 2009
que “dueling banjos” I hope her man was getting a knife, sewing kit and shop vac for some good ole DIY trailer park liposuction.
November 22nd, 2009
Well that officially settles it. I am never going to Alabama. Ever.
November 22nd, 2009
why is she smiling? her belly button is the black hole !!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
What was she thinking? Honestly!
November 22nd, 2009
Hell for a twelve pack and some Marlboros she’d take you back to her trailer and rock your world baby!!!!!! Bet you wouldn’t even notice when she takes her tooth out……..
November 22nd, 2009
“I feel like I might have left something in the car….my purse? Nope, nope it’s right here…what could it be? Hmmmm….”
November 22nd, 2009
Oh goodness, I can just hear my six year-old asking “Momma did you see that lady over there with just her bra on and her tummy showing?” YIKES!!
November 22nd, 2009
I’m sorry, but I won’t be able to comment on this one until I finish puking……
November 22nd, 2009
Anyone have the number to the Make a Wish foundation?
November 22nd, 2009
I just don’t get it. So that woman got up that morning, put those clothes on, looked in the mirror … and thought, “Hmmmm. Not bad.” ???????? WTH??????
November 22nd, 2009
If I ran into this woman at a Walmart, I would do the right thing by grabbing the nearest NASCAR shirt off the rack and give it to her. But then again, she might be so retarded to actually take off her bikini top and THEN put on the shirt.
November 22nd, 2009
*ewwww*
Honestly, my mid-section looks the same way (but I have perkier ‘girls’ and no thunder-thighs)….I never, ever wear anything that lets my belly show. I thank God everyday that t-shirts were invented…and you’ll never see me with one tucked in either.
I have my own swimming pool, I even cover my stomach there too.
November 22nd, 2009
QUICK!
Somebody get her to a Vet, this “Cougar” is ill…
November 22nd, 2009
Fat bitches like this make it hard for the South to rise again…
November 22nd, 2009
Thats the good ole state of Alabama for ya!
November 22nd, 2009
What I wonder: How did someone so fat end up with such tiny ta-tas???
November 22nd, 2009
It looks like downstairs got stung by a few thousand hornets.
November 22nd, 2009
Thank you PoWM. I showed these pics to my grandkids, and they made me go out and buy each of them a full-length mirror. They don’t want to end up posted anywhere on this site!
November 22nd, 2009
What does it pay? I’ll take the charge in previewing and puking into buckets everytime I come across pictures where people think its ok to wear their, “I’m so hot” outfits to walmart…
She must be legally blind to think its ok to go out in public like that…
November 22nd, 2009
Miss Alabama 1997 runner up
November 22nd, 2009
Now you know there has gotta be yeast growing under that belly fat.
Cornstarch baby, cornstarch!
I still love the lady with the big blonde hairdo buying that fabric..I kept waiting for an opossum to climb out of that hair! That was classic!
November 22nd, 2009
it could be worse…she could be applying to micky Ds….then the caption would be “do you want fries with that?”
November 22nd, 2009
If your fat stomach is bigger than your boobs, rest assured: WE DON’T WANT TO SEE IT!
November 22nd, 2009
Daddy likey!!!!!!!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
ahhh women like her turn me on . whats wrong with me ? help !!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Not only did she use the Cisco to put on her jeans…. She chowed down what was left in the can….
November 22nd, 2009
She doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
November 22nd, 2009
Just… damn! Even if you are hot, you don’t go into a store with your bikini top on! Just dont do it. I’m still wondering how she is able to sit in these jeans – the circulation to her feet must be completely cut off.
November 22nd, 2009
Nice roots.
November 22nd, 2009
Is this an Alambama “10″?
November 22nd, 2009
This country doesn’t need mandatory health care, it needs mandatory mirrors.
November 22nd, 2009
i just want to say WEW
November 22nd, 2009
Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
November 22nd, 2009
But she some BOOBS….
November 22nd, 2009
Her man must have been chewing on a twix bar when she asked him his opinion on how she looked before they went out on this day. As for her she ate about 10 twix bars! Grosssssss!
November 22nd, 2009
Someone needs a push up.
November 22nd, 2009
How do people think that it’s okay to look like this in public. I’m beyond very confused on how these people think they look good.
November 22nd, 2009
Well I do believe that the gent who was proofing the pics realized that it was his ……MOM ! He was immediately horrified and blinded..he had no choice but to end his torture and jump out of the window…poor poor fellow! *sniffles* Reality can be so cruel sometimes *sniffles*
November 22nd, 2009
Who the fuck are these people and why do they think they can go out in public looking like they do?
November 22nd, 2009
the door greeter is on crack. no shirt, no service, really?
November 22nd, 2009
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and damn right, it’s better than yours!! :-0
November 22nd, 2009
Don’t look now…but one of her breasts is trying to “exit, stage left” …not that I blame it, or anything!
November 22nd, 2009
She reminds me a lot of the Spitter from Left 4 Dead 2.
November 22nd, 2009
WTF??? That’s just nasty…………camel toe and hanging jugs Yuck
November 22nd, 2009
Unfortunately I don’t think the photo reviewer will be the only death due to this woman’s inability to fit herself for pants. A child is going to catch her pant button to the head and suffer major head trauma and hopefully he doesn’t live to see where it came from.
November 22nd, 2009
How can I unsee this?
November 22nd, 2009
i just threw up. still dosen’t top florida.
November 22nd, 2009
A rare card-carrying member of both the IBTC* and the FJTC**
*Itty bitty titty committee
** funky junky trunk club
November 22nd, 2009
Such beautiful blond hair. I wonder why she dyes her roots?
November 22nd, 2009
Who and the hell would go out looking like that. Also Walmart should have a dress code for everyone that needs to be fully clothed before coming in to Walmart. That is just discussing.
November 22nd, 2009
Anyone else notice she appears to be toothless?
November 22nd, 2009
id hit it. Why not. Hahaha
November 22nd, 2009
she looks like a venus figurine, minus the spray-on stone wash jeans. I don’t know what the hell our ancestors were thinking.
November 22nd, 2009
I would hit it..More than once
November 22nd, 2009
This picture is HOT
November 22nd, 2009
Daisy Duke gone horribly wrong…
November 22nd, 2009
Please, God, let that not be hair around her belly button.
November 22nd, 2009
I wouldn’t even walk around in my own home like this! Not even by myself!
November 22nd, 2009
Guys, she’s not up the spout lol! She’s obviously just an older lady with some heft on her that doesn’t know how to dress for her weight and NOT look like she’s got a pimp! :p
November 22nd, 2009
Based on thsi picture alone, I am revisiting signing up for US Citizenship…Ain’t that a shame? Not sure what’s scarier, her, or the thought some dude is ok with his gal going out looking like…whatever that’s supposed to be.
November 22nd, 2009
Da Hood would hit it, 4 sure.
Love dat apple bottom, which is a little over-ripe- eeeewwww!!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Lord help us all…. I have been blinded… I think I am going to be sick!
November 22nd, 2009
I, personally, don’t find this look particularly attractive…. but you know, that’s just me….
November 22nd, 2009
What a fabulous specimen of Southern Hot Mess!!!
November 22nd, 2009
If I was a cosmetic surgeon…well, in one word, CHACHING!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Shows that you can buy ANYTHING in Wal-Mart!
November 22nd, 2009
I talked my husband into applying for the job, then he saw this picture and jumped through the 3rd story window so now he definitely cant take the position, and even when his legs heal he scratched out his eyes so he never has to see this again….poor guy so traumatized
November 22nd, 2009
You know, if she was dressed properly (in clothes that fit – and covered) she wouldn’t be so bad. Also if she fixed those roots. And got some teeth. And bathed.
Ah hell. Nevermind.
November 22nd, 2009
I’m in love!
That big ol’ cougar ass would look so good on the primered hood of my 73 El Camino…..
November 22nd, 2009
You know what the sad part is? Just looking at her face, and her expression, she strikes me as someone who is actually a nice person. Even with the black bar, you can tell she has a kind face! I wish she knew better than to dress like this…..
November 22nd, 2009
at least she is holding one boob up where they are susposed to be
November 22nd, 2009
Shhh—–don’t scare it– the “Bactrian Fupa” has been known to stampede when startled
November 22nd, 2009
One is trying to escape.
They look like she’s trying to steal tennis balls in socks.
November 22nd, 2009
I’m going to turn 50 soon, and was feeling kind of unattractive….I feel much better now…..
November 22nd, 2009
Wow, that’s painfully ugly! I wonder how low those nasty tits would sag if she didn’t have her arms under them!
November 22nd, 2009
Poor Britney…
November 22nd, 2009
To accentuate the FUPA is a faux pas!!!
November 22nd, 2009
maybe ALL of her clothes were in the wash??? That’s all she had to wear. maybe she shoulda just stayed in her house with the blinds down and curtains drawn.
November 22nd, 2009
ya know, she could borrow some of angel wings titties
November 22nd, 2009
I’d hit it.
I have done worse, and better.
Guys Don’t lie, you know you would if you thought no one would find out and make fun of you over it.
November 22nd, 2009
“Hey Grammuh! Whar ya’ll goin all dressed up in yer church clothes?”
November 22nd, 2009
@WALMARTSUX ~
I thought we already discussed this! Can’t get worse than Oklahoma!!!
November 22nd, 2009
Oddly shaped, looks like a happy face.
November 23rd, 2009
Damn!
November 23rd, 2009
Small tits, fat and slutty-just every man’s fantasy!
November 23rd, 2009
shes shaped like a turkey. a turkey i wouldnt serve on thanksgiving.
November 23rd, 2009
Those balloons should be inflated by now, given how much air the crotch is sucking in…
November 23rd, 2009
If you’ve got it, flaunt it! I you don’t got it, spare the rest of us the hell of looking at you!
November 23rd, 2009
When it comes to clothes, less is not better. I’d call this a woman that came down out of the mountains.
November 23rd, 2009
sumo-esque man-boobs and a partially acid washed gunt.
mm-mmm.
November 23rd, 2009
man boobs+ a 1/2 acid-washed gunt.
mm-mmm
November 23rd, 2009
I think she is regretting the decision to wear this – thus the arms crossed over her chest in a lame attempt to cover up. I have nightmares that I wear stuff like this in public!
November 23rd, 2009
Wow …. That’s a whole lotta ugly.
November 23rd, 2009
You can NOT tell me that she didn’t know what she was doing when she put this on and walked out of her trailer. COME ON! It’s just disturbing!
November 23rd, 2009
wtf … dang shes so hot
November 23rd, 2009
The pictures on this site explains why the “Greeters” always look so CONFUSED and DAZED…just think if you had to look at THESE every day…drinking on the job would make sense….
November 23rd, 2009
Whew, that makes me ashamed to be from BAMA.
ROLL TIDE
November 23rd, 2009
Tweet!!!! Board foul. This photo was obviously stolen from dictionary.com, where it’s under the word “Fugly.”
November 23rd, 2009
She looks like a Robert Crumb cartoon come to life.
November 23rd, 2009
Good thing we don’t see the actual purchase. I’m picturing an extra large jar of Equate petroleum jelly, a case of Miller High Life, a famly size bag of Pork Rinds and a couple packs of Kools.
November 23rd, 2009
No no no no no no no no no there is nothing right about this picture. Has she no decency/taste or a mirror?
November 23rd, 2009
not even a case of beer and a 5th could change my mind!
November 23rd, 2009
WHY do people insist on going out in public dressed this way? There is no excuse for this. None at all. I live in Alabama and it embarrasses the hell out of me when I see something like this.
PffffffTTTT! I’m disgusted!
November 23rd, 2009
I know they say some foods go straight to the thighs… I guess she confused that list with her grocery shopping list?
November 23rd, 2009
Looks like someone broke out the 1980′s ugly stick.
November 23rd, 2009
help, i just lost my lunch
November 23rd, 2009
Dressed like a hooker but has the facial expression and pose of an aging 5th grade teacher.
November 23rd, 2009
Oh lord. she must be a good cook. A really really really good cook. And gives her blind husband some really nice meals.
November 23rd, 2009
I’m a typical woman…first thing I noticed was that her roots need to be done.
November 23rd, 2009
I’m getting the impression that, while Wal-Mart is able to sell many things at low, low, prices, mirrors aren’t one of them.
November 23rd, 2009
COVER UP LADY!!! PLEASE!!!
November 23rd, 2009
Ok, I would NOT tap that.
November 23rd, 2009
What species is she again? She doesn’t appear to be totally human.
November 23rd, 2009
Ooooh, poor thing!! With those saggy mosquisto bite titties she sure missed out on the one upside to being a fat girl…
November 23rd, 2009
The real beauty of this is that I can see these freaks of nature without having to go to a Wal Mart. It would be the only reason to go, but since people are sending pictures in, I can just look here once in a while and spare myself the dreadful experience. I am fairly sure many of these creatures would never be found elsewhere anyways. I went to WM’s in the distant past and was always amazed at the weirdos I saw. That is in fact WalMart’s product differentiation. Not the low prices or lethal Chinese products, it’s the freak show. Thanks for posting this stuff.
November 23rd, 2009
Gunt … fupa, flip a coin!!1
November 23rd, 2009
I just threw up in my mouth!
November 23rd, 2009
I’m guessing they just purchased a giant jar of Equate petroleum jelly, a family size bag of pork rinds, a case of Miller High Lite, and a couple packs of Kools. It’s just a hunch though.
November 24th, 2009
What I want to know is how the hell I’m single when THIS woman can get a man…WTF?!
November 24th, 2009
That chicks got nice tits lol
November 24th, 2009
FUPA!!!!!
November 24th, 2009
I’mma have to take one for the team and go ahead and hit that…………&itch upside the head for being stupid. And Brad Pitt is buying an economy pack of Dremamine for that ocean he’s about to dive into.
November 24th, 2009
Roots showing from getting hair bleached 4 months ago: Check!
Glasses from 1989: Check!
Double Chin: Check!
Itty bitty bikini top: Check!
Front Butt: Check!
Miss Alabama 2010….Check!
November 24th, 2009
That is one hot piece of burning love!!
November 24th, 2009
okay, seriously?
why do people feel the need, like what tempts them, to say:
“hey, I should wear a bikini bra thing to walmart!”
???????????????
November 24th, 2009
I’m looking for employment, and the worst I’ll do is sit in a corner and babble incoherently with a look of abject terror on my face.
Which is what I did upon seeing this picture.
November 24th, 2009
Sweet home, Alabama. I am so moving there. Is she available? I tried to find a non grocery product NOT made in China. I could not find one.
November 24th, 2009
Well, it’s not like she’d be exposing much if she did…
She’s facing the camera, crossing her arms self-consciously, I’m guessing at some point she said to the picture taker, “WTH are you lookin’ at?!?” And the answer was…where do we start?
November 24th, 2009
Someone needs to inform her that she is a fatty because somehow she clearly hasn’t gotten the message.
November 24th, 2009
I don’t know what’s more disgusting; that picture, or the fact that I just jerked off to it.
November 24th, 2009
I am from Alabama, and I’ve seen some horrifying sights, but this has got to be the worst. We’re really not all like this – I promise.
November 24th, 2009
I am from Alabama and I’ve seen some horrifying sights, but this is the worst. I promise we are not all like this!
November 24th, 2009
Her everyday bra, tubesocks with a bungee cord, just happened to be dirty.
November 24th, 2009
Immediately thought of L4D’s Spitter.
November 24th, 2009
ME OH MY I do not have the words PUBLIC PEOPLE YOU ARE IN PUBLIC SINCE WHEN IS IT TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC ESSENTIALLY NAKED ON TOP AND WITH PANTS SO TIGHT HER GYN DOES NOT NEED A SPECULUM TO EXAMINE HER !!!!!!!??????????
November 25th, 2009
crossing your arms does not help at all sweetie…..
November 25th, 2009
crossing your arms does not help at all sweetie……….
November 25th, 2009
There are 5 noticable problems with this picture.
1) Natural color is coming back, time to fix that shit.
2) This is ain’t no strip club for the blind, it isn’t working put a real shirt on. (Preferably one that fits)
3) Its called deodarant, if you used it maybe you would need to cross your flabby arms to hide the stench.
4) Your old enough to be a grandma, really? Your not 20, and still its not hot then.
5) Did I forget something?…..Oh yea, get some bigger pants! You have a mega poooooch. You have something I like to call a poochy belly, congrats!
November 25th, 2009
i wouldn’t have jumped out of a window, you could potentially live after that. instead i would have soldered my eyes out of my head before ramming pencils into my brain like Opi on Family Guy.
November 25th, 2009
and mr fake blond next to her hits it alllllll the time,in between trips to walmart
November 25th, 2009
i wander if she bought clothes or sunscreen?
November 25th, 2009
Everyone should have a mirror on the exit door or their home…..she cannot possible think that looks good, or even ok for that matter…..unless you are slim and fit, cover it up….nobody wants to look at your crusty ass fat rolls
November 26th, 2009
GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Wal Mart she is the prime candidate for McDonald’s “Super Size Promotion” Fat Bastard would love to get his mits on her!!!!!!!!!! That is one huge FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) for sure!!!!!!! Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2009
Ok, I think figured out the real story…
It was a really hot day so they decided to skip lunch and take a quick dip in the creek. Just when they were getting out a raccoon ran by and snatched up her shirt. Oh no! They have to get back to work…what to do??? He being the wonderful guy that he is offered to buy her a new one so off to Walmart they go! You can tell by her crossed arms that she was a little embarrassed to go inside dressed like that so he let her wear his shirt…but the sign said “no shirt, no service” so he had to put his shirt back on or they wouldn’t let him pay. See! That one was easy!
November 28th, 2009
Only in the South.
November 29th, 2009
wow. i dont even have words for this. if you gut is bigger than your boobs.. u really shouldnt be wearing a bikini.. THE END.
November 29th, 2009
dear lord. tips of advice someone should’ve given this woman YEARS ago:
1 – wear clothes
2 – wash clothes
3 – clean hair
4 – cut hair
5 – bathe
6 – stop eating for the love of god if you insist on wearing that in public.
December 2nd, 2009
Gee, I didn’t know Grimace was a woman…
December 2nd, 2009
What happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”?? Why would they let someone in the store like that??
December 2nd, 2009
I guarantee she is toothless!!!!
September 30th, 2010
Those are some really ittie bittie titties on that big ol’ gal.
November 14th, 2010
she seems very satified that her fupa is the best birthcontrol ever when your about to have sex simply view this pic and remain flacid for several days
January 31st, 2011
Ugh..she’s got this little smirk on her face like she knows they are taking her picture because she’s so sexy…shivers….
December 29th, 2011
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