Ain’t nothin’ but a G-string baaaaabay! Two butt cheeks shakin’ like craaaaazay!
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OH DEAR GOD!
November 22nd, 2009
Oh my freakin’ gah!!!
oh god! oh god! where’s the bleach?
Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick ssick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sickick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick ssick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sickick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick ssick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sickick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick ssick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sickick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick ssick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sickick sick sick!!!!!
Maybe it’s just a 3-way crack?
Just say no to crack.
Aaaahhhh!!! My eyes…my eyes!!!
what man wears a g-string? This is nauseating!
Brie and LEXIII
Baby make your booty go da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I’d rather be eaten alive by ants than to look at this anymore
no… no… oh please no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gah… I really thought I could handle PoWM.
But this. I just…
I just don’t think I can handle it any more.
Excuse me, what isle is your dental floss located?
he has to get ice cream for his wife, to make her feel better after she saw him in that g-string
Dude, lay off the ice cream if you’re gonna show that in public!
OMFG!!! it’s disgusting, hahaha!!
Maybe the man just want to be confortable in his daily life… haha :-O
You know he’s buying the ice cream to rub on the chaffing.
LMAOO Makes me want to stick a dolla’ in it! hahaha!
That’s the scariest @#$% thing I’ve seen (today)!
nothing like getting in touch with your feminine side.
What has been seen, can never be unseen.
What’s so strange about a male stripper grabbing some ice cream before his bachelorette party gig?
I named my left cheek Hagen and my right cheek Daz. Now that’s some chunky monkey baby.
The g-string forms a “Y” which is what I would like to know WHY??? Besides that looks painful!
“Gee, I wonder if they have any Chocolate Fudge?”
it’s nice that he flosses after every meal. good oral hygiene…. oh wait a minute…!
No one has made notice of his bald spot…. the g-string is working!
I think he was shoplifting in the women’s lingerie dept. Dude, (if that’s what it is) better get out of the hagen-daz or he’ll need to replace the G with some bloomers.
The bald spot is what really completes the ensemble, though.
Awesome! Which Michigan Walmart is this? I have to visit, because I’d stand there and laugh forever!
I think I just lost my appetite for Haagen Daz.
Its a belt guys c’mon. Im not against ranting on the idiots but it is clear here that that is a belt and this poor guy really didnt need his picture on this site for wearing a tan colored belt.
OH HOLY GOD ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT. THE GOGGLES. THEY DO NOTHING.
FLOSSIN’ WHILE WAL-MARTIN’!!!
Dude needs to lay off the Haagen-Daas, but at least his butt and the top of his head match.
Hahaha and he goes for the Hagen Daaz! Can the “string” get any thinner?
oh goody. a gay plumber
o hell nooooooo !!!! what have you guys saved the absolute worst pics for today or what?
Only in the Enchanted Mitten.
You shouldn't go into the dressing rooms at wal-mart.
I think he’s desperate for a woman considering that he’s bald, and fat….
CRACK KILLS! If you have more hair on your butt than your bald head – well………you have issues.
My eyes hurt now…..
my, my, my! Why bother with any?
They make him feel pretty. Just wait till his mommy goes into the basement to get his laundry next week……
CRACK KILLS – and if you have more hair on your butt than your bald head – well you have issues too!
This is a photoshop job, right? Right? RIGHT?!
WOW!!! all i can say is…. WOW!
Like a car wreck you know it is an awful thing to see but you can’t not look away
Sometimes I wonder if these things are staged…
Oh, the humanity!
Can you imagine how painful it will be after his butt hair get all twisted around that g-string?!?! Oowwwiieee Mommy, make it stop, make it stop!!!
I think this gay man just turned straight.
This is one time where I wish I was legally blind. Nasty bastard.
How do we know that’s not just some weird-ass tattoo? Either way it’s very disturbing.
Just For The Sake Of Keeping My Eyesight.. Im Going To Say He’s Wearing A Skin Color Belt And Thats The Belt Loop And The Top Of His Pants… Yeahhhh.. Just Gunna Go With That….
He’s got that Thong-tho-tho-tho-thong!
that’s a belt
Concerned Citizen of Reality
Whitney said it best.. Crack is whack!!!
Doesn’t he feel a draft – I mean he is in the frozen section …
Do ya think I’m sexy? Well, do ya?
Sir, it looks like you dropped your dental floss…. Oh, no… is that? OMG IT IS!
I always wonder what it sounds like they fart? Is it sort of like when you hold a blade of grass between your fingers?
Is it just me or does his ass look really red like he was just spanked???
At least it eliminates skid-marks…. *pours battery acid in eyes*
Obviously a simple misunderstanding of the media hype about a “new moon.”
Uhm, mister? It’s a movie.
I know this’ll get my tons of dislikes, but that’s clearly a belt.
ummmm.. ummm. ummmm.. ewwwww
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!! EEWWW
It also looks like a flesh-colored belt.
I think thats a string from his shirt…i couldnt stand the thought of it being a g-string so i took a better look….maybe i can sleep without nightmares of it now.
It puts the ice cream in the basket…..
I wonder if this is a shopped image? Still freaking hilarious though!
I’d prefer a man to “man-up” and go commando over wearing a g-string.
There is no way that thing is comfortable.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE! He wanted to “crack us a Smile”
Late night ice cream run after his shift at the “Fantasy Ranch”
You have GOT to be KIDDIN me! OMG!
He’s one of those cross-dressers who perform on stage and his stage name is “Joanne the Plummer”
Disposable Butt floss.
(I just pray he disposes of it.)
He’s doing it on purpose, maybe hoping you’ll take a picture and post it online.
Dude Thats just plain wrong
“At least it eliminates skid-marks”
I think that’s what underwear is for. Keepin’ them skidmarks hidden.
Nope not a belt...
It’s obviously not a belt, look at the pants he is wearing they are jogging pants, you don’t wear a belt with Joggiing pants, there are no belt loops… I think it looks shopped…
I’ll bet those are tear-away pants.
After a long day as a drag queen, Stephon decided to get the Mocha Chip that he had been craving ……
Stephon likes to keep his boys crumped up tight in the thong sling.
Naughtyboy come over to my apartment . I will show you how comfortable they can be. AND it could be worse he could weigh in at 350#
G-string…Bald head…IceCream…I don’t know what his evening plans are, I just pray there will be no photographic record made of them though.
Looks like a edited pic to me.
Ain’t no WalMart high enough, ain’t no short pants low enough, ain’t no ass crack wide enough… Well, enough said!
To everyone thinking this is a belt:
As much as I wish this were true, my husband has the same pants, they are nylon, ELASTIC WAISTED work-out pants, with NO BELT LOOPS. I’m on my way to toss them in the fireplace right now.
“I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”
It’s a fart muffler disguised as a thong!
To quote my husband when he walked by and saw this “That ain’t right.”
Sometimes, a guy just wants to feel pretty….
The fool Monty.
I needed to see that like he needed more ice cream.
Go with the Ben & Jerry’s phishfood!
$5 if you sniff it when he takes it off.
Crack kills and now it’s makin me wish I was freakin BLIND!!!
I can’t unsee that.
Isn’t that Coach Rod incognito?
plumbers like to keep their tools nice and loose
I wonder if his bra matches. look you can see the strap lines…. O.o
welp, that’s photoshopped. thank God.
shake that ass, show us what you working with ,grrrrrrrrrrrr
do you think it’s one of those edible thongs?
PASS ME A BUCKET BEFORE I THROW UP ON MY KEYBOARD
Quick! I need bleach and Lysol stat! I need to cleanse my eyes!
OK… at first I thought it was another A$$ crack picture but now I think I can say I’ve seen everything there is to be seen at Wal-mart
Maybe its a tramp stamp, not a thong?
Uh oh…Victoria’s Secret isn’t a secret anymore!!!
Did he buy that at Walmart?
He doesn’t need ice cream, he needs plumber’s putty!
you are supposed to use the floss in your teeth, ewwwww.
Well I WAS taking Valium…Now I think I need Prozac.. I’m seeing 2 Moons!!!
LOL! I’m “cracking” up!
Gosh, that just looks painful!
I wasn’t even aware they made thong underwear for men…. huh…
Oh. I see he’s going to have some crushed nuts with his ice cream…. O_o
I confess I don’t know anything about men’s intimate apparel, so I have to ask: Do they REALLY make G-strings for men???
If not, then this guy’s got some serious sexual identity problems/issues.
I call bullshit. it looks like someone drew that on.
The guy is obviously in the midst of a mid-life crisis, but can’t afford to do what most men do: Buy a Corvette and get hair implants. So, he gets himself a G-string and buys ice cream that at least SOUNDS exotic (Haagen Daz).
I don’t think that’s a thong. It’s regular old underwear hiding in shame.
first I was like…. ewwwwww
then I was like….hahahahahahaha
then I was like….ewwwwwww
Doesn’t he know crack kills?
man thats gotta hurt!
I don’t know I’m kinda split on this one.
Your Daughter called she wants her G-String back!
I call bullshit. you clearly drew that on.
I’m with the folks that say it is a belt. Funky optical illusion.
God i wanna immigrate.
this kinda looks photoshopped to me unless it is a really bad quality photo
Sunny n Florida
Forget the “Eye Bleach” my eyes just came right on out of their sockets, and a man with an a$$ that big should not, I repeat should not have on a Banana Hammock
W-what does his do with his junk in that getup?!
Celebrate diversity!!!!! Even if it includes people wearing odd underwear. Don’t be judgmental. This country was built on diversity.
That is just soo wrong on so many different levels!!
adidas pants don’t have belt loops..the horrific sight is not an illusion..lol
All I can do is laugh…it keeps the gag reflex from happening! =)
come on, banana hammocks are weird even on male models….
The irony of the “Pie ala Mode” carton on the left is not lost on us….. more like Moon Pie ala Mode, however… *oh dear*
Uggh…beached whale tail.
my brain keeps telling my eyes to go blind !!!!
were the hell are the push up bars my bung hole is killing me
I don’t care what kind of underwear people where…until I’m forced to look at it. Then I care. Very much.
Keep your purple g-string between you, your girlfriend, and your hamster.
now if you’ll excuse me, i need to go poke out my minds eye.
I seriuosly wish someone would walk up and kick him in the face and put him in a 20 year coma
How did you get that picture of me wearing Debbie’s underwear!? I forgot mine on that trip.
Funny, but you know it’s not real ’cause any guy who wears a Members Only jacket wouldn’t even know where to buy a G string.
HEY IT’S MY DAD..i had no idea he wore moms thongs
I feel sorry for his wife!!!! (Let me rethink that one)His life partner.OMG Gross.I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight !
Best caption ever !!
What is a man?
Megan J Hurto
I think it is officially time to break out the “Walkin’ ’round in women’s underware” song
Sorry they are out of the Why would you wear that kind
Michigan… “Make a Hand” and cover my eyes!
LMFAO @ the caption
I think Sisco is now rewriting the lyrics to his thong song. This guy just ruined it for him.
Your dentist said “Floss, you asshole.”, not “Floss your asshole”.
LUIC (Laughing until I cry)
Show me yo bootyhole ohhhhhhh
Looks like cheesewire cuttin’ through some aged cheddar…smells like it too.
LOL! Y2khai reference FTW!
November 23rd, 2009
I think a part of me just died because I have lost all hope in mankind, after seeing this picture.
WOW ! Michigan has finally made it to POWM. Sadly it must be the southern part of the state. It’s cold here in the Upper Peninsula, and Mr “lovelycheeks is not dressed for winter.
Hope he don’t bend over like that at the factory…lol
is this the same guy as the see through legging with women’s undies guy pages back? (some of you know who i am talking about)
I will give this guy props for wearing his preferred choice in underwear and rockin it….but now i’m gonna go vomit
Ice cream for the burning sensation from the dental floss.
That is just so wrong
He was right smack dab in the middle of an S&M session with some of the guys, and suddenly he got a craving! Or maybe he thought ice cream would make the foursome more interesting.
“Ya know what we need now!!! Ice cream!! Untie me fellas. Gonna go get some.”
I leave the possible uses of ice cream to your fertile imaginations.
Apparently this is a trend. Check out Carharts new Rugged Work Thong
OMGstring. that’s just not right
Ewwwww!!!! I bet he lives by himself somewhere near a campus, just waiting to lure little girls inside…
It hurts just looking at him. I’m crying cause I’m laughing at the captions. Forget the pics, bring on the comments!
I see the plumber finally decided to try and cover up the butt crack.
This all makes perfect sense. He wanted to go out for a run to wal-mart to get some ice cream, couldn’t find his jock strap and decided to borrow his daughters thong instead.
I just threw up in my own mouth
He’s a thinner version of Aunty Momma and he’s SO outrageous!!!!
I call photoshop on this one. But at least we don’t have to actually see his crack.
as Whitney said…DUDE! Crack is whack!!!!
This guy probably goes around this life thinking ‘hee hee hee; noone knows my little secret!’ and in reality EVERYONE sees it, unfortunently!
WOW I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS ALL LIKE MEN DONT WEAR G STRINGS AND WHAT NOT …………UH REALLY WOW ..WHAT DAY AN AGE IS THIS REALLY 1809? or 2009 I happen to think men look SEXY in a Gstring HAHA
If he farts does the string Break?
A man with butt floss looking for ice cream….he’s all mine girls….NOT !!!
I don’t believe this one for a second, this is either staged or photoshopped.
Oh my dear Lord.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
I didn’t know Buffalo Bill shopped at Walmart, but shouldn’t he be shopping for lotion.
WTF? What kind of dude wears g-string underwear? If that’s a real pic then that’s one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen.
Nice one guys, this definitely a photo-shopped pic. Snuck one past us!
looks fake to me.
Hes totally wearing a belt. Thats not a gstring, its the belt loop
A balls-wedgie in progress.
That’s got to hurt.
The person who started the exposed thong top fashion fad should be arrested for felonious assault of the eyes.
When I first saw this I was like Oh my……. then I realized that this picture was taken in Michigan. NOW it all makes perfect sense. Go Bucks!
photoshopped for sure.
Are we sure that this hasn’t been photoshopped? From behind, this guy doesn’t look like the kind of person who is into butt floss.
Even if he has a thong (and we won’t even go into why he has a thong!) why would he think he needed to wear it with baggy sweats? No visible panty line? He wanted to have a smooth silhouette in his baggy ass droopy sweats? Why?!
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
I have to stop looking at PoWM at lunch….I nearly barfed on my monitor.
I don’t think its a G-string, just a flesh toned belt. You can see his actual flesh tone is much paler, and only a tiny bit it peaking out above the belt. Unfortunately for him, he still deserves to be here, because who the fuck buys a peach belt for a man? Or jeans that look like jogging pants?
Now I am blind. Thank you very much, PoW
Maybe these were his only clean undies!!!!
I wonder if he can make those butt cheeks clap to the beat.
What I don’t understand is why he went G-String over thong. Thongs are so much more comfortable.
Yeesh, Thank God this is not a scratch & sniff.
Now that is a rope i bet has not seen the light of soap as it stuck very far between where the sun does’nt shine
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NO! I said meet me at walmart at the crack of “DAWN” not Don!
just a girl
he feels pretty, oh so pretty. oh yes… pretty and witty and……gay!!
jesus mary and joseph – whyyyyy? praying this is photoshopped as some have suggested.
November 24th, 2009
once again, I have vomited thru my eyeballs!
He’s the MAN!
he just laid pipe to some stripper and she asked him to run and get some ice cream. Don’t hate on the fact that his ass cheecks are waxed, and he’s got a balding mullet.
I’m calling shenanigans on this one, something about it screams “photoshopped”….
Maybe he just saw the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode and wanted to try it out… http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1527329/
“I’m a sensitive guy just getting over a break up. ::sobsob:: Now let me get my ice cream in peace!” Then he goes home to his one bedroom trailer and watches Judge Judy while laying on the plastic covered couch in just his leopard thong and while eating the latest flavor from HaagenDazs!
I didn’t even know middle aged over weight men wore those nasty things! ahh!
Ewww!!!! He got more crack than Amy Whinehouse.
Oh come on people – that is so obviously a tan belt.
“Party Boy” from Jackass all growed up
Someone took watching John Tucker Must Die to a whole nother level!
Rich Rodriguez, is that you??
Am I the only one to realise it’s just a tan belt?
November 25th, 2009
he likes to feel sexy while shopping
That is probably just the design on his boxers.
it doesnt take a rocket scientist to see that picture has been photoshopped,a pretty poor attempt i might add
November 26th, 2009
i dont think thats really a g string, it either looks like a pair of “funny” boxers that has a picture of the top of a g-string to give the illusion that he’s wearing one, or its an unfortunate shot of his belt. it really just doesn’t look like a real butt.
“Well, I wear them for the comfort.”
November 27th, 2009
November 28th, 2009
Not why, just……
if he likes it well
No, Sisqo was not talking about you when he said let me see that thong
That is all kinds of wrong.
November 29th, 2009
Bahahaha!! the funny thing is.. i seen an old probly like 60-yr old biker dude b4.. all decked out in leather and he bent over and was wearing a thong, similar situation.. too bad i didnt get a pic! **ohhh the flashbacks** blehhh!
oh great……. I’m afraid to go to wal-mart now!!!
OK. Now we at least know he flosses him ass crack but what about his face crack.
I just got blind. Thank you poster.
Ya know I wonder if people just bring their cameras hoping for a good photo OP so they can send it into POWM…. I’m glad they do though!!!!
IT looks like a loose string to a shirt not a g string to me!!!!!1
I’m afraid to go to Walmart now…
November 30th, 2009
This gives new meaning to the phrase: “Crack Kills”
OMG, a girl in my hall showed me this pic on her camera a couple of days ago…ah the U.P you never know what to expect
i dont blame him, theyre comfortable…
Call the cops; arrest that man. He has a 100 lbs of crack!!!
I think i just threw up in my mouth…….
He must have been watching “John Tucker Must Die” one too many times
December 2nd, 2009
OHHHHH BABY! ))
It actually kind of looks like a belt if you take a second look! But he is wearing sneakers and workout pants sooooooo
December 3rd, 2009
THATS THE FIRST PIC I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT!!! THANKS!
This is Photoshopped its so obvious. There is no shadow on the edges of where the fabric of his pants meets his skin, instead its a color block that cuts off dramatically which is an obvious sign its been doctored. Also the string is also a solid color block drawn in with the pen tool. Easy to do and very amateur work.
The other factor that I scream FAKE at is that this guy looks nothing like someone who would be wearing a Gstring. Yes yes, I am generalizing here but hey, everybody makes generalizations. Everybody.
Do you know of any guy who wears these? Looking at his clothing it looks as if he just came from the gym, and being a balding man, do you honestly think he would be sporting a dental floss thong to the gym? I highly doubt it.
I still present the photoshop evidence as proof this is FAKE!!!
December 4th, 2009
Those guys at the gay bar were so polite to him. One guy even offered to push in his stool!
its his belt!! geeeeez people.. its so obvious
Im too sexy for my boxers too sexy for my boxers!
December 6th, 2009
Since when did they start offering floss in the dairy section?
December 8th, 2010
Sammy Lee Snuffy
Must be one of those plus-size strippers; Or he likes women’s G-strings
February 19th, 2011
PLZ dont tell me that is a guy!
February 24th, 2011
Ain’t nothing but a g-string!!!!
March 18th, 2011
lol ITS A BELT PEOPLE
May 17th, 2011
TRACK PANTS DON’T HAVE BELT LOOPS.
September 4th, 2011