This dude would even look out of place at a tractor pull in 1991.
99 Comments | In: Missouri, Mullets/Tails, Walmart Fashion tags: clothing, mullet.
Actually, he is wearing the correct clothes for hunting. He is probably on his way to camp.
November 23rd, 2009
C. D. Clark
This just looks weird. It would have been better if he had gone with the full camo outfit. No wait, that might have made it worse. Now I’m just confused!
Yeah I used to rock the Zubaz too….In 2nd grade. That is one heck of a mullet though
If he had turned around, you would have seen it’s a Chiefs sweatshirt, and the pants are also Chiefs fanwear, so the jokes on you.
I can’t even think of where that camo would belnd in. McDonald’s, maybe?
Is anyone else craving flaming hot cheetos right now?
This is what happens when Hulk-A-Maniacs run wild on you.
That is a rocking look man!! The camo pants though…what would he have to stand in front of to blend in? A candy corn factory??
Damn, that looks like my brother-in-law…
That looks like Ricky Morton from the Rock’n Roll Express!
Sweat shirt has black elbow patches for that educated professor look?
Gettin ready to blend in at a Strawberry Shortcake party!
It looks like Donny Baker… I swear to god it does!
What planet would he have to visit to be camouflaged wearing this?
There are no globs of fat or women’s underpants hanging out, I’d say this is pretty dang tasteful for Walmart!
That woman in green in the background…she looks like a Neanderthal, or some chick from the planet of the apes!
“There’s a party going on right here, a celebration to last throughout the year”, come you know the words…..
Tommo From Arkansas
Its the all-in-one deer hunting suit. Coplete with camo and organge in one package….The mullet really sets it all off. Great job Dufus !
Hurry up lady, I’ve got to set this bag of charcoal on fire. hehehe FIRE! hehe FIRE!
Guarantee you the front of that sweatshirt says “Chiefs” and it came with those pants. Knew this was Missouri before I even read the caption…
Dam, I’m getting a headache, anybody know where I can get some painkillers,,, oh wait they’re right there. Thanks, orange camo buddy.
GO CHIEFS…this my friends is a chiefs fan
I can’t think of a place this camouflage would work, except for a slaughterhouse.
We had the Chiefs fans who still wear Zubaz pants. Not defending him, but I think he is picking up some last minute stuff before the game…but I bet he rocks them everyday!
smart drunk urine camo pants perfect he needs some brown in there for the shit stains though
Snap into a Slim Jim!
YOu people are all Idiots. Those are Kansas CIty Chiefs Pants.
Since he is from MO I would think you could have figure that out.
He’s obviously a Chiefs fan cuz those pants are legendary around these parts!!!
looks like his four year old dressed him
I know this man. He goes by Mouse. Seriously. He hasn’t cut is mullet since 1973.
OMG It’s Luther from SSX Tricky!!
bitchy the dwarf
it’s almost like he put Ronald McDonald in a blender and smeared him all over his pants. No excuse for the sweater though.
Actually, the camo color is very similar to the Orange in the Save Even More sign and the Yellow from the Was 6.48 sign. So, you can say that he is blending into his natural habitat.
This camo would work…in a CIRCUS!
I live in Missouri so this doesn’t surprise me at all, although it it pretty funny. I bet he has on a KC Chiefs shirt and bet those are KC Chiefs pants! Crazy Chiefs fans all around here!
I’d like to plow that like a farmer on the back 40..
What, no camo shoes? What is POW comming to?!?
Not sayin it is a great outfit… but I bet it was Chiefs game day. Those are Chiefs pants (don’t own them, but know a few people that do) and more likely than not a Chiefs sweatshirt.
On behalf of all the people in Kansas City, I would like to apologize for this guy. We don’t all run around in Chiefs gear 24/7. To be honest, I’m not really sure who thought zubaz would be a great match to a team based on Native Americans, but they should be shot.
I think it’s camo for when The Great Ketchup and Mustard War descends upon us all. You’ve been warned……
If you stare into the pants, a 3D image of a sailboat appears.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
You’ll burn your retinas if you stare too long at his pants.
This guy’s confused. He doesn’t know whether it’s time to go hunting or time to go beat his wife.
Looks like another Chiefs fan!! They always have the best fashion sense…
Ok, we have the military flat top which i’m sure looks good from the front and then BAM!! He went rambo in the back, as for the outfit he bleached the greens.
That would be a die-hard Chiefs fan for ya!!
He’d probably look right at home in a Kansas City Chiefs game in 1991.
Oh dear, looks like Chiefs colors.
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this picture isn’t POW worthy.
why are my comments awaiting moderation? no cussing, or whatever else you all don’t like.
When would this type of camo EVER be useful?
The only situation might be if he was in a ball pit forest waiting for kids to come in.
If Linus hadn’t left the patch prematurely he would have discovered the Great Pumpkin was really rather average.
Oh man, he totally just came from a Chiefs game. It’s bad enough that I cheer for what they put on the field…
Looks like someone changed his camo color theme to “hot dog stand”…..
He’s a just a Chiefs fan who got really excited after Sunday’s game (sorry Steelers fans). I see nothing wrong with the outfit…the hair is another story…
I would hate to see the environment this would help you blend into! SCARY!
Those are Kansas City Chiefs colors, and people around here wear them all the time!
Those are KC Chiefs colors, and people around here wear them all the time!
Why are the comments not posting?
Pumpkin with a mullet
I know that guy!!!!!
Too bad camo pants don’t really hide anything.
The caption works, except EVERYONE looked out of place at tractor pulls in 1991.
what is so odd about this picture? this isn’t pow material.
That looks normal for my wal-mart in Tennessee.
Melanie @ That is a rocking look man!! The camo pants though…what would he have to stand in front of to blend in? A candy corn factory??
I was looking at the picture and wondering “what the hell would you be trying to blend in with with wearing orange and yellow camos”, you hit it right on the head!
There is an explanation to this getup , , , he’s a Chiefs fan. Five bucks says his gut has an arrowhead painted on it.
it is the new brushfire camo
He is just a Chiefs fan. The gear is a bit dated, but they beat the Steelers on Sunday so he can be forgiven for fan fashion faux pas. There is not forgiving the mullet, however.
November 24th, 2009
Maybe it camo for avoiding people tripping on acid, you’d look totally normal to them, ya?
Orange camo? what’s he a veteran of? the battle of valencia?
The Cheats proudly not winning super bowls since 1969 hahaha love it chief fans are so lame there crappy ass team wins a game oooo now there playoff bound not anytime soon and if they do make the playoffa they do the tomahawk choke in the 1st round
spelling errors oh well
Zachary Jacob Zblewski
Good to see Brian Knobs from the Nasty Boys is doing well…
Is that one of the Nasty Boys from the old WWF days?
All I can say is, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!
Hey, that’s LILY TOMLIN in the lime green sweatshirt!
i think those are the pants hulk holgan used to wear.. back when he was hulkamania
Where did he get the Boo Berry camo ?
This is very common attire for folks in and around the Kansas City Area during Chiefs football Sundays. Come to Arrowhead to see even stranger outfits.
Whatcha gonna do brother, when Hulkmania runs wild on you!
Oh gee, wasn’t expecting to see someone wearing camo and a mullet in a Wal-Mart…
Killer Tomahawk Cut! This man is clearly on a mission for a huge tub of protein or something.
Whoever said that the chiefs were based on Native Americans needs to look up there NFL History (justin)
November 25th, 2009
I swear I have seen this in the Harrisonville, mo Wal-Mart
so what type of foliage is he tryin to blend into?
NFL History? The team was named after Mayor H. Roe Bartle who was nicknamed “The Chief” by native americans. There’s a boy scout camp named after him too. And let’s not ignore the obvious name of their stadium. ARROWHEAD. So enough defending my knowledge of my home town…
The mullet is the result of shaving with a tomahawk. Don’t believe me? Try shaving the back of your own head with one some time.
P.S. Who would have thought Mr. Irrelevant would be the one to beat the super bowl champs? I smell a pay raise!
November 26th, 2009
i wish the camo worked and i couldn’t see that….
November 27th, 2009
You better hope this fella is stocked with bubble gum.
i nevere did like the multi-colored camo that they came out with back in the day..
November 29th, 2009
I can’t see anything below his waist! It’s invisible!
Can O Whoopass
“Hey y’all, I’m in dat Chinese Astronaut program, “Huntin’ on Mars”.
November 30th, 2009
Everything is covered, no rolls or cracks showing, he even matches. There’s nothing wrong with this.
That outfit is perfect for robbing a Russian flag factory.
Too bad Larry Johnson left town, looks like he had an opportunity to hit someone who actually deserved it……..
December 3rd, 2009
Hey, is that Lily Tomlin in the green shirt?
December 4th, 2009
Yes that is a man named Mouse. He use to wear that every Sunday. I know, been around him for many yrs.
May 17th, 2011